Mighty Med (2013) s02e20 Episode Script

Previously Mom? We'll be having dinner tonight with my new gentleman friend.
I want you to meet him.
I knew Bridget was the one for me.
What we should do is get engaged, so we did.
I came because I wanted to see my son.
Think of what your arch-enemy Razor Claw will do to Alan if he finds out he's your son.
You have to hear this dream I had last night.
I was onboard an alien spaceship that was carrying something called the Arcturion.
Ambrose, why don't you just make that into a comic book? I'll even give you a writing credit.
You could use a fake name like Quimby Fletcher.
Everyone is crazy for my comic book.
I want the Arcturion found! The Arcturion is real? My boss won't stop until he gets his hands on it, and becomes the most powerful man on Earth.
Then I guess it's up to the three of us to find the Arcturion before Mr.
Terror does.
Hey, that's the spaceship from my dream.
It's buried underneath the school.
The Arcturion is inside it.
Villains are drawn to the Arcturion's power without even knowing why.
Until we figure out what to do with the Arcturion, we need to hide it somewhere safe.
Locate Quimby Fletcher and destroy him.
Hello, Oliver dear.
Okay, we cannot let the Arcturion get into the wrong hands.
Kaz, you hide it somewhere safe, Skylar, you call the clean-up crew to get the spaceship and bring it here.
Why do I have to do any work? I feel like you don't respect my laziness.
Kaz, just help.
I have a million things to do.
I need to find a way to unlock Mort's phone so I can get Mr.
Terror's contact information, and I have to get extensions put in before my mom's wedding tomorrow.
You're getting hair extension? No.
Leg Extensions.
Mother wants me to be taller for the wedding photos.
Okay, I'm just gonna put the Arcturion in the vault safe.
Simon.
This is a safe, not a bedroom.
Come on, get up.
Dude, it's 3:00 in the afternoon.
Start your day already.
Okay, go! Oh, Oliver, good.
You're here.
We're having a bit of a crisis.
Don't worry, it's totally normal to have wedding-day jitters.
Oh, I'm not the one with the jitters.
Oliver, don't even look at me.
I have hair all over my face.
That's your goatee.
You've always had that.
I have? And you let me walk around like this? See what I'm dealing with? Now, Oliver, there's still a lot to do before the wedding, so I'll need you and Alan to help with a few important errands.
Consider it done, future mom.
I'm here for you, and for these delicious white chocolates.
Those are hand soaps.
Oh, great.
Because of all the stress, one eyebrow's higher than the other.
Then just lower it.
You made it worse.
Why don't you answer that? I can't.
It's not my phone.
Look.
Keep this quiet, but it's urgent I unlock this phone.
It belongs to a villain who's after me, and I can only do it with the password.
For the password, have you tried "sweater vest"? No, but is that yours? No.
Wait.
Gus knows how to unlock phones.
I'll have him meet me at the Domain.
Oh, and do not tell my mom or Horace about any of this.
I don't want them more stressed than they already are.
You got it, pal.
Your secret is safe with me.
Where's Oliver going? To that stupid comic book shop.
I begged him to stay and help, but he refused.
I can't believe he would do that.
What would you believe, and then, let's go with that.
You look nice.
I'm getting ready for the wedding.
But first, I need to put on my face mask.
What's that green thing? Oh, this is my actual face.
What you see every day is a mask.
I'm kidding.
I may have three bladders, but I don't have a hideous green face.
What's this? Why'd you take that green mask off? You look so much prettier with it on.
It's an engine of an alien spaceship that was buried under our school.
The ship was too big to move all at once.
Yeah, the rest of the ship's in the garage.
We parked it in Tecton's spot.
The guy can fly; why he needs a moped, I have no idea.
This spaceship was there a pyramid in it about yea big with a glowing Arcturion inside? You've heard of the Arcturion? It's a long story.
Oh, then never mind.
A thousand years ago, scientists from my home planet of Baaaaahh created the Arcturion as a power source.
But they decided it was too dangerous for anyone to possess.
So they designed a spaceship to launch the Arcturion into the nearest yellow sun.
Yours.
And I flew that spaceship.
You were the pilot they trusted most, out of all the people on Baaaaahh? Not exactly.
I was the janitor.
When I was cleaning the spaceship, I accidentally launched it, when I was fooling around with the controls, pretending I was a space captain.
Hey, man, we have all been there before.
Right? Vroom-vroom.
Pyew, pyew.
Anyway Right.
So the ship went off course and it went spiraling down, and before it crashed, I was able to eject safely, and landed in what is now Philadelphia.
I've always believed the Arcturion was lost forever.
Man, those scientists must have been pretty mad after they found out what you did.
Yeah, but I was already an outcast.
Back on Baaaaahh.
You know, because of my embarrassingly tiny head.
Sure.
Anyway, I was banished forever and forced to wander this city for the last ten centuries.
Wait.
Okay.
What if we can somehow repair this spaceship's engine? Then Philip can fly the Arcturion into the sun, destroying it once and for all.
Yes.
If I complete this mission, I can return to my planet as a hero.
It's time to make you proud, President Headly.
Let me guess.
He was elected because of the size of his head? No.
In spite of it.
He has the second-smallest head on my planet.
This is Mr.
Terror.
I expect you to bring me Quimby Fletcher on a platter.
I'm getting another call.
Is this the caterer? I expect you to bring me tuna tartare on a platter.
Gus, I'm waiting in the Domain.
Hurry.
- Hey, Mom.
- Oliver The wedding is in two hours.
Please tell me you are not at that silly comic book shop, sitting on that ugly sofa.
Or standing next to those pathetic cardboard superheroes.
Look, Mom, the truth is, I am picking up a very special gift I got you and Horace for your wedding.
Oliver, that is so sweet.
You know, I was worried that you were unhappy I was remarrying, or that you didn't like Horace.
But I'm so glad you approve.
It means everything to me.
Absolutely.
I'm I'm happy for you, Mom.
Anyway, I'll be back at the hotel soon.
I can't wait to see your gift.
Just remember what I've always told you.
It's not the gift that counts.
It's how much it costs.
Bridget, have you seen Oliver? I need him to delay the photographer.
I'm so nervous, I lost my smile.
I've smiled a million times in my life, and the day I need it most, this happens.
I just spoke with Oliver.
He's on his way back now.
My thoughtful boy was picking out a wedding gift for us.
What?!! A gift?! I mean I wonder what gift Oliver got you.
Because I'm sure what I already got you weeks ago is way better.
Thank you, Alan.
That brings a smile to my face.
Hey, Philip, I thought you said you were almost done.
What's with all the loose parts? These aren't loose parts.
On my planet, this is food.
Want some nuts? No, thanks.
I'm trying to cut down on junk.
I did it! I fixed the ship's engine.
Just think.
In five minutes, I'll be all Would you stop?! I'm gonna go get the Arcturion.
Hey, before you go, I'm just gonna open the case, touch the orb, and get super powers real quick.
No, no, you can't.
You can't open it.
Any mortal who tries to hold the Arcturion will perish.
Why are cool things always so dangerous? Arcturions, Chainsaws, kettle corn.
How is kettle corn dangerous? You always end up eating the whole bag.
Oh, no.
This is Gus' backpack.
He must've taken mine by accident.
What? We have the same backpack.
I keep forgetting that, which is hard, because every time I see him, he yells, "Hey, backpack twin.
" We need to find Gus and get your backpack.
Philip, we need to run out for a minute.
Oh, can you pick up some motor oil? Uh, why? Are you thirsty? No, I need to lubricate the engine.
What kind of freak drinks motor oil? Finally.
What took you so long? I've been running as fast as I can for the last half hour.
Then I realized I was on a treadmill in the gym.
Never mind.
I need you to help me get into this phone.
- Okay.
Do you have a microwave? - No.
Oh.
So much for heating up this ravioli.
Wait! Do you have any parmesan cheese? Stop with the ravioli.
It's not for the ravioli.
I need it to unlock your phone.
Okay, there's Gus.
There's your backpack.
And there's my standee.
Fifty percent off? What's that all about? What are you guys doing here? Uh uh looking for you.
Yeah, uh finding Oliver, check.
Safely hide Arcturion, check.
Alternative to cash or credit card, check.
Wait, what are you doing here? Gus is unlocking Mort's phone for me.
What a day.
After this, I have to go shopping.
Oh, great.
For a minute, I thought you were gonna wear that tie clip.
Not shopping for me.
I haven't bought my mom a wedding gift, and I feel terrible.
Give her this.
It's half off.
Anyway, I'm really glad you hid the Arcturion, because now that it's unburied, it'll probably attract more villains than ever.
Here you go.
I unlocked your phone.
The password was Mort.
That's always the first thing I try.
See ya later, backpack twin.
Shoot.
No contact info for Mr.
Terror.
Wait.
I'll check his emails.
Okay, let's bring Philip back the Arcturi yaah.
Okay, guys, don't panic.
I have an idea.
Whew.
That was close.
Can't you guys read the sign? We're closed.
Okay, I think we lost them.
Now give me the Arcturion.
We don't have the Arcturion.
It's safely hidden away in You have the Arcturion, don't you? Yes, but in my defense, I had lost it up until, like, three minutes ago, so Oh, come on.
Skylar, look out! Okay, guys, don't panic, don't panic.
I have an idea.
Hey, hi.
How's it goin'? So I have the Arcturion.
You want the Arcturion.
So, uh here you go.
Kaz! At last.
Ultimate power is mine.
Over my dead body.
That can be arranged.
Kaz, that was incredible.
How did you know that would work? I have 11 brothers and sisters.
This is exactly what happens every time there's one slice of pizza left.
Oh, Serge, Gamma Girl.
I don't have a wedding present for Horace and Bridget, so I really need your help.
And by your help, I mean your valuables.
See you at the wedding.
Philip, we've got the Arcturion, but you need to destroy it right away.
It's starting to attract every villain on the planet.
I'm ready to go.
I'll leave Earth, launch the Arcturion into the sun, thereby destroying it, and return as the greatest hero in the history of Baaaaahh.
Philip, thank you so much.
I wish I had the words to express how grateful I feel, but I don't.
So, later, fool.
No, Kaz, thank you, for making it so much easier to leave.
Come on, Philip, you know you love us.
Let's hug it out.
Come on.
This looks like a fantastic wedding present.
I'd better get going.
I just have to say good-bye to all my friends.
All right, I'm ready.
Wait.
Where's the Arcturion? It was here just a minute ago.
I don't know.
Check your mouth.
- Did you eat it? - Why would I eat the Arcturion? Why not? Twenty minutes ago, you were eating a bag of nails.
This was my one chance to be a hero.
How could you do this to me? And after I hugged you guys.
I feel so dirty.
It's Oliver.
The wedding starts in 20 minutes.
Okay, we have to go, but Oliver cannot find out about this.
Philip, keep looking for the Arcturion.
We have to go change and then go to Horace's wedding.
What? You were invited? I figured no one from work was.
Even Henderson was invited? Well, actually, he's just Gamma Girl's date.
She likes the strong, silent type.
Hey, Alan.
Don't "Hey, Alan" me.
Okay.
Uh, hello, Alan.
That's better.
Anyway, I know what you're trying to do.
You're trying to become the favorite son by buying our parents' affection.
Well, it won't work, because my gift is way better than yours.
What'd you get them? Come closer.
I'll whisper in your ear.
I'm not telling! There you are.
I got my mom's present, but I still haven't found the contact info for Mr.
Terror.
Give me that phone.
I'm collecting phones from all the wedding guests so no one gets distracted.
Kaz.
What's up? Who are you? - She's my - Friend.
We're just friends.
This is certainly not a date.
That was the agreement.
Well, I'm thrilled you're here.
This is an important day for me and Oliver.
And it's nice for my son to have friends by his side.
Even Kaz.
"Even Kaz"? Wow! Your mom knows my name.
Usually, she just calls me "that one.
" That's Mort's ringtone.
I have to find his phone.
That could be Mr.
Terror calling.
I missed the call.
Okay, maybe Mr.
Terror will leave a voicemail.
Kaz, we're talking about a murderous villain seeking world domination.
- There's no way he's leaving a message.
- He left a message.
This is your last chance.
Bring me Quimby Fletcher's body in a box.
And if he doesn't fit, fold him up like a taco so he does fit.
Okay, Oliver, you have to call him back.
Kaz, I'm sure Mr.
Terror's phone is blocked.
He's an evil mastermind.
There's no way he's just gonna let you ring him up It's ringing.
My phone.
Oh, it's just one of my employees, Mort.
I'll just let it go to voicemail.
Your mother is Mr.
Terror?! No.
No way.
My mom cannot be Mr.
Terror.
Villains do not put squeezable yogurts in their son's lunch box.
Look through her purse.
It's the best way to learn everything about a woman.
She's just a regular mom person.
There's nothing in there but keys, a wallet.
A mask.
A voice modulator.
A sticky note that says "destroy Quimby Fletcher.
" Your mother's evil, Oliver.
You have to face the truth.
Oh, come on.
Tell me you don't wanna try this.
We have to find a way to get the Arcturion before she does.
Sorry I'm late.
You would not believe how evil my mother is.
Just because Frederick is out sick, I have to walk my own giraffe.
I swear, I think that woman is trying to kill me.
Not now, Gus.
Anyway, I wasn't sure what wedding present to get your mom, so I got her everything.
Did Gus just bring all these presents? Yes, but can you leave? We're in the middle of something.
I don't care what Gus brought, because I got them the best present ever a cool, glowing sphere inside a glass pyramid.
What?! Exactly.
When our mom sees it, she's gonna be, like, "Whaaat?!" And I'm gonna be, like, Oh, yeah.
And you're gonna be, like, Wah! Alan, describe exactly how you wrapped your present.
In white paper with a silver bow.
I really wanted it to stand out.
Why are you screaming, dear? Did you catch yourself in your zipper again? No.
It's, um It's bad luck for the bride to see her son before the wedding.
Alan, Oliver, come take your places.
The wedding is about to start.
Unwrap all the presents until you find the Arcturion.
Okay.
- Wow! - You found the Arcturion? No, these hand towels are really soft.
Kaz, stop fooling around and wow.
These are soft.
Alan, what's your friend/comic book agent doing here? The justice of the peace canceled at the last minute.
Something about finding me loathsome and repellent.
But as your best man, I acted quickly, found a replacement.
Can you even legally do this? I'm not questioning your experience.
It's just, you know, you're 14.
Don't worry, I'm a licensed wedding officiant.
I'm also a licensed mortician, a licensed plumber, and I can even do your taxes.
Although I probably shouldn't, because I'm not licensed for that.
Alan, thank you for coming through as my best man.
You're like the nephew I always wanted to force to pretend to be my son.
You must be feeling a lot of emotions right now.
You have no idea.
That's all the gifts.
Where is the Arcturion? I don't know, but we have to search the rest of the hotel.
Wait! This must be it.
A Bundt pan? I got them the same thing.
Welcome, everyone.
My name is Gus, and I'll be officiating this wedding today.
What are you doing? Officiating.
Let's make this quick, because after this, I need to officiate a pee-wee football game.
I'm honored to be here today to bring together two families.
Bridget and her son Oliver, and Horace and his son Alan.
Alan is not his son.
He's my son.
What?! Horace, what is that man wearing a suit that looks like he found it in a dumpster talking about? I have no idea, but I'll take care of it.
Alan, would you mind coming with me? Delay of wedding.
Five yards.
Nelson, how could you? You interrupted the wedding, put Alan in danger Who opened all my gifts? Ooh, somebody gave me the Bundt pan in a pyramid-shaped box I registered for.
Uncle Horace, I wanna know what's going on.
How did Nelson find out that he was my dad? Alan I have always known I was your father.
I don't understand.
If you knew, then why didn't you take care of me, or teach me how to throw a ball? I mean, look at this.
No need to dwell on the past.
What we need to do is get back to my wedding.
No one's going anywhere.
Since I have the wedding rings, the ceremony can't continue without me.
Those are onion rings.
Wrong pocket.
I don't want any excuses.
What I want is for you to make up for the last 15 years I spent without a dad, right now.
Fifteen years? Alan, please.
We barely have 15 minutes.
I'll take it.
One minute for every year of my life.
I'll start as a one-year-old.
Hurry and do it.
Uh okay.
Here.
Swaddle me.
This is so exciting.
Just think, in a couple of minutes, I'm finally gonna be potty trained.
Oh, this is ridiculous.
I'm going to find Horace.
I know who you are.
And I know who you are.
You are my handsome, brilliant, but somewhat underachieving son Oliver.
I'm also Quimby Fletcher.
What?! I know everything, because I work with Kaz, at Mighty Med, for Horace.
How could you be Mr.
Terror? How? Tell me! Fine.
Ten years ago, I was reviewing some top-secret files at work, and I discovered that superheroes were real, and that my boss was actually a super villain named Argento.
He'd been trying to find the Arcturion for years.
And when I confronted him about it, he said if I told anyone, he would destroy you.
I couldn't let anyone hurt you, so I eliminated Argento.
And then, I took over his empire so that no one could ever threaten you again.
I'm doing all of this for you, sweetheart.
To create a world where I have total control, so I can protect you.
You don't need to protect me, I need to protect you.
For yourself, and that's why I can never let you get your hands on the Arcturion.
Gus, have you seen Alan? Let me check the replay.
Alan left with Horace right before he could give Oliver's mom that present that clearly looks like a Bundt pan in a pyramid-shaped box.
Oliver, grab that gift.
We have to return it to the store in the sun.
No, Oliver! Mom, could you just forget about this whole thing, and go back to being my mother? Please.
At last, ultimate power is mine.
Thanks, Dad.
Eight-year-old me loves pillow forts, and pillow farts.
I wish you could've known your grandpa.
Boy, could he pillow fart.
Look, Bridget's waiting.
You've had a full eight minutes of father-son bonding.
Isn't that enough? No.
I spent an entire childhood without a dad.
Now you want me to give up the last seven minutes? I hate you! You're ruining my life! Wow.
I guess he jumped ahead to his teenage years.
Take these villains to Mighty Max prison.
Gather up all the guests and erase their memory of the past hour.
It's gonna be hilarious watching them trying to figure out where they parked.
Oliver, you know I don't belong in prison with those thugs.
I'm your mother.
I love you.
I love you, too, Mom, but I'm sorry.
Your reign as Mr.
Terror is over.
The Arcturion is safe in my hands.
And now it's safe in my hands.
So you're Mr.
Terror? And you've been trying to get me to knock off your own son? And I thought my family was dysfunctional.
Finally.
Absolute power will be mine.
We have to stop her.
Skylar, don't.
Let me.
Mom, don't do this.
Please.
No! Mom? We're losing her.
Okay, we need to find Horace.
If she dies, he can use his last remaining Caduceo power to bring her back to life.
But she'd still have the energy of the Arcturion inside her, and she'd be an unstoppable villain, which is bad because she hates me.
What if we suck the power out of her? Hapax drained the evil out of Skylar.
He can probably do the same for my mom.
It's a good idea.
Let's go, Oliver.
I can't.
I need to stay with my mother.
Okay, Kaz and I will go through the wormhole transporter and then go find Hapax on Caldera.
Alan, come out of there.
You're acting like a 15-year-old who's acting like a 14-year-old.
No.
These past few minutes of childhood were the best.
Why couldn't Nelson have been there for real and teach me how to be a better normo? Go ahead.
Tell him the truth.
Alan, I think it's time you found out why I couldn't be there for you.
It's because I'm the superhero Optimo.
I couldn't let anyone know that you were my son because my nemesis, Razor Claw, would have destroyed you.
Wait.
So you mean, I'm not a normo? Thank goodness! I spent the whole last year trying to be one.
I didn't like it.
You couldn't have just told him you were Optimo? The hotel's gonna charge me a fortune for that door.
I'll pay for it.
You will? With what? With all the years of allowance that I never got.
You owe me $20,000.
Splendid then.
What a wonderful day.
You two have patched things up, I'm gonna marry a beautiful woman, and somebody's got their smile back.
Okay, I've got the wormhole transporter, and an atmosphere regulator.
You ready? Maybe this is a bad idea.
We don't have time for this.
What if Hapax isn't in his cave? Or he refuses to come with us because he's sick, or slow-roasting a turkey? They require constant basting.
Stop worrying.
It won't take long.
I stand corrected.
That took forever.
Don't worry.
What took you six hours on Caldera only took two seconds on Earth.
When you travel through a wormhole, time-space for the traveler expands at a different rate relative to a fixed observer on Earth.
Are we still in a wormhole, because that explanation also took forever.
Let's get back to Oliver's mom.
Now, this is your first time back on Earth in 30 years.
I have to warn you, things have changed a lot.
Oh, I have basic cable.
I'm all caught up.
Hey, Mom, everything's going to be okay.
Mom, I'm going to get Horace.
I think he can save you.
I know the real you is still in there.
I love you, Mom.
Bridget! Darling.
I'm back.
Horace, she's hurt.
She's hurt? I'm the one who's getting the silent treatment.
Uncle Horace, look at her.
Bridget! Oh, my darling.
Bridget.
She's gone.
Don't worry, my love.
I'll save you.
But, Uncle Horace, that's your last Caduceo power.
You'll never be able to save anyone again.
Who better to use it on than Bridget? The kindest, most angelic creature on earth.
Thanatoi bios! Bioi thanatos! She's alive.
And she's evil.
Oliver, I know she makes you wear a life jacket in the bathtub, but I'd hardly call that evil.
Are you all right, pookie bear? How are you feeling? How am I feeling? To answer your question, Horace, I'd say I'm feeling pretty good.
What is going on, Bridget? Please.
Call me Mr.
Terror, and everything is going exactly as I planned.
I knew if I touched the Arcturion, that it would give me ultimate power, but would destroy me in the process.
So you manipulated me into falling in love with you so I would use my Caduceo power to bring you back to life? Yes.
And now, I'm the most powerful being on the planet! Teach you to leave your car running with no one in it.
Don't you care about the environment? Please, Mom, you gotta stop.
I told you, Oliver.
I'm doing this all for you.
We need to do something before she gets away.
I'll take it from here.
Sorry to crash your wedding.
Dad! Anyone else wanna challenge me? Yes.
Step aside.
Well, this has been fun, but I have a world to conquer.
I can't believe my mom is evil.
I know.
How can my darling Bridget do something so terrible? And on a bridge, no less.
I'm so glad you're all right.
Thanks, son.
Sorry again I lied to you.
It's okay, Dad.
I lie all the time.
That guy looks familiar.
And he's so handsome.
Dad? Hello, son.
Wait.
Okay, so, you're Alan's father, and he's your father.
So that means that Hapax is Alan's Grandfather.
I would've gotten that.
What? So I get a dad and a Pop-Pop all in one day? Thirty years are gone, and you just suddenly show up? I have an idea.
You can spend a minute for every year you missed of my dad's life.
You two have a lot of pillow farting to catch up on.
We have to figure out a way to stop my mom and turn her not evil.
We will, I promise.
You okay? Do you want a hug? I really do.
Thank you, Skylar.
I got you, buddy.
Bring it in.
What the heck? Do we have powers? When we touched my mom while she was holding the Arcturion, we must've absorbed some of its energy.
I did it.
I finally have powers.
Are you kidding me?! Something weird is going on.
Did you two switch shirts? They're floating.
No, that's not it.
Okay, let's get down.
We could do that, or This is awesome!!