Phineas and Ferb s02e20 Episode Script
That Sinking Feeling (15 min)
Now this is a ship.
My, she's yar.
Is she ready to sail? She's shipshape in Bristol fashion.
What does that mean? What does "yar" mean? Phineas! Ferb! I need your help! Hey, Baljeet.
I thought your friend Mishti was visiting from India.
She is.
Butâ She is different now.
Different how? Did she turn into a werewolf or something? No, she is a girl! She was probably a girl the whole time.
Let me explain.
Four years ago, back in India, we used to have such a good time together.
Give it to me! No, no, no! Me! Give it to me! No, me, me! I'm open! And she never ever showed any kind of sign of werewolfism at all? If we could just stick to the topic, please.
Five minutes and forty-eight seconds ago, back in my home Baljeet! The Patels are here! Coming! Mishtâ âaah! Hi, Baljeet! So after hiding in the bathroom, I jumped out the window and came over here as quickly as possible.
I do not even know how to act in front of a girl! I do not even know what girls like.
Hmm.
Isn't it like, "sugar and spice, and everything nice"? That is what they are made of.
I do not want to build one.
Duh! You know, I think what girls really like is romance.
Romance? Yeah.
We learned all about it in this movie we watched last night.
Dinner, music, candlelight, and all on a romantic cruise over the ocean blue.
Lucky for you, we happen to have a ship right here.
Ferb, cancel the giant bottle.
I know what we're gonna do today.
Hey, where's Perry? Uh, you're gonna have to pick it up a little, sir.
They're starting to boo.
I've gotta hear, Carl.
Ooh, he's here! Agent P, sorry about the delay.
Doofenshmirtz is at it again, he's been frequenting hobby shops and Well, Carl's worried sick.
Aren't you, Carl? Well, not really sick, sir.
I am a little concerned.
What did I say about contradicting me in front of the agents? Sorry, sir.
So, that's pretty much it.
You can go, Agent P.
That's it.
Okay, Carl.
Baljeet? Aren't you in the bathroom? I climbed out the window.
Oh, I thought it was a Mother, please! May I just speak to Mishti? Hey, Baljeet.
What's up? Uh, if you do not already have plans for this upcoming afternoon Actually, I had plans with you.
Oh, okay! Well, if you are busy Oh, no, Baljeet! What did you have in mind? Well, some friends of mine have planned "an all-inclusive luxury cruise around Danville Harbor".
A boat ride? Cool! I will go get my stuff.
"Highlights of the evening will include a romantic candlelit dinner withâ" Oh, she's gone.
I just wish Jeremy was more romantic.
You know, like Romeo-and-Juliet romantic, but without all the dying.
Ahoy, Candace! Yeah, Stacy, I'm gonna have to call you back.
Hey, Mom.
Candace, make it quick.
I'm in the middle of something.
Phineas and Ferb are leaving on a cruise ship, but I don't even know where they're going! I can hardly hear you.
What-What's this about a ship? Are you at the harbor? No, I'm at home! Wait, the harbor! That's where they're going! I'll bust them there.
Was that Candace on the phone? Yeah.
She probably doesn't know we're in the living room.
So, what do you think? You know, you're right.
It does kind of sound like the ocean.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Ah, Perry the Platypus.
You like my scale model? I even put my own little building in here, look.
Look, there it is! Ah, yes, my home.
I can still remember the day I bought it.
Flashback! My real estate agent had already shown me hundreds of other places within my budget.
But none of them were acceptable.
That was until he showed me this magnificent building, with a view all the way to the ocean! But the first night I realized why the price was so cheap.
All night long, foghorns from passing ships would sound.
I couldn't understand why all these ships were there until one day, I turned my neck to the right, about forty-five degrees, and there, I saw it.
The Danville Lighthouse! It was attracting the ships like moths to a flame.
So, what I'm going to do is, going to move the light house all the way over here, to the other side of town! The boats will follow it, like moths following a Have I already used that, uh That metaphor? I think I How about like, bees to, um Whatever bees go to, or flies to Oh, let's just go with the moth thing.
For your safety, Mishti, I invite you to hold on to the rail.
It appears to be very clean, which I know is important to you now that you are a girl.
Huh? Hey, Isabella.
What'cha doin'? The Fireside Girls and I just got our Shrimp Net Repair Patches.
What are you doing? A romantic cruise.
You wanna come? You want me to come on a romantic cruise with you? Yeah.
It'll be fun.
Um Okay.
(Song: Boat of Romance) Romance It's not in the air It's not on the breeze And it's not in the trees And it's not in your hair It's on the water So I'll warn you well in advance If you're not looking for love Don't set foot on our boat of romance (On our boat of romance!) On our boat of romance! I knew it! Time to call Mom.
Candace? I can't understand a word you're saying.
Candace, if you're feeding the geese again, I hope you're not wearing a tube top.
Do you mind? Now it sounds like a spaceship.
Okay, let me try.
Well, they've gotta come back sometime, and when they do, I'll be standing right here ready to bust them.
Would you get off of me? Wow, Phineas! This is so romantic! You think this is romantic? Wait 'til you see what else I have planned! Yes! Behold! A romantic candlelit dinner for two! Oh, Phineas! Ferb, show the happy couple to their table.
Here is our table, Mishti.
Is this okay with you? It is not too drafty, is it? It will be fine, Baljeet.
Cue music! Classical music.
Very romantic.
Cue rose petals! Cue 'pid! Hey, everyone.
I'm wearing a diaper.
So Do I know romance or what? What.
I said, do I know romance orâ I heard you.
This food is really good.
Do you not think so? Uh, yes I guess so.
Subtle, yet pungent.
Yes, very.
Hey, can you pass me one of those bad boys? Uh, look, Baljeet.
I appreciate all this, but, uh I just want to hang out, like we used to.
But, uh, are you sure you do not want to hear more music? Did somebody say music? Ohhh! I've attached rockets to the lighthouse, so when I push this button, it will fly to the other side of town.
The ships will follow, and then I can finally get some sleep! Well, I suppose I should've put some sort of steering mechanism on it, but, um Live and learn.
Perry the Platypus? How did you escape? What's that? Ooh! Oh! I guess I walked into that one.
Aw, man, I worked all weekend on that! Oh, look, this staple makes a perfect little chimney.
I hope Perry the Platypus appreciates all this hard work.
He won't.
I know! You know what, Perry the Platypus? I think it's time for you to go.
That's right, go on! Your services are no longer required.
The lighthouse is gone, and there's nothing you can do about it.
So you might as well run back to Major Monogram and tell him you lost this one.
Perry! Did I mention how nice the weather is? Several times.
Well It-It is nice.
I don't get it.
We've tried everything in that romantic movie but nothing seems to work.
The orchestra, the petals, the love song.
The only other thing they did in that movie was sink the ship.
Hmm.
That ought to do it.
I must apologize, the ship sinking was not in the brochure.
Wow.
Is this romance or what? Phineas, where are the life preservers? We don't have any! What?! We've got "Fun Preservers"! Hit it, Ferb.
Well, that's the end of this diaper.
Okay, everybody.
To the Fun Preservers! Oh, oh! Cupids first! (Song: Gotta Make Summer Last) Summer, I love summer Give me that summer time Summer, every 86,400 seconds that pass Gotta make summer last! So you are telling me that even though you are now a girl, you still like to have fun just like in the old days? Of course, Baljeet.
Then you would not mind if I went like this? Not if you do not mind if I go like this! Hey, this romance stuff was fun.
We should do it more often.
Yes.
Yes, we should.
Hey, there you are, Perry.
All right, you guys better tell me what you were up to on that cruise ship.
Just whipping up a little romance for Baljeet and his friend, Mishti.
You created romance? Yeah.
And Did it work? Looks like it.
They seem to be having a great time.
Do you think you could do that for me and Jeremy? I don't see why not.
Candace, I love having some kid's feet in my face as much as the next guy.
But how about we just go grab a Slushy Burger? Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! After hours Ah Finally.
A good night's sleep.
Hmm? Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
My, she's yar.
Is she ready to sail? She's shipshape in Bristol fashion.
What does that mean? What does "yar" mean? Phineas! Ferb! I need your help! Hey, Baljeet.
I thought your friend Mishti was visiting from India.
She is.
Butâ She is different now.
Different how? Did she turn into a werewolf or something? No, she is a girl! She was probably a girl the whole time.
Let me explain.
Four years ago, back in India, we used to have such a good time together.
Give it to me! No, no, no! Me! Give it to me! No, me, me! I'm open! And she never ever showed any kind of sign of werewolfism at all? If we could just stick to the topic, please.
Five minutes and forty-eight seconds ago, back in my home Baljeet! The Patels are here! Coming! Mishtâ âaah! Hi, Baljeet! So after hiding in the bathroom, I jumped out the window and came over here as quickly as possible.
I do not even know how to act in front of a girl! I do not even know what girls like.
Hmm.
Isn't it like, "sugar and spice, and everything nice"? That is what they are made of.
I do not want to build one.
Duh! You know, I think what girls really like is romance.
Romance? Yeah.
We learned all about it in this movie we watched last night.
Dinner, music, candlelight, and all on a romantic cruise over the ocean blue.
Lucky for you, we happen to have a ship right here.
Ferb, cancel the giant bottle.
I know what we're gonna do today.
Hey, where's Perry? Uh, you're gonna have to pick it up a little, sir.
They're starting to boo.
I've gotta hear, Carl.
Ooh, he's here! Agent P, sorry about the delay.
Doofenshmirtz is at it again, he's been frequenting hobby shops and Well, Carl's worried sick.
Aren't you, Carl? Well, not really sick, sir.
I am a little concerned.
What did I say about contradicting me in front of the agents? Sorry, sir.
So, that's pretty much it.
You can go, Agent P.
That's it.
Okay, Carl.
Baljeet? Aren't you in the bathroom? I climbed out the window.
Oh, I thought it was a Mother, please! May I just speak to Mishti? Hey, Baljeet.
What's up? Uh, if you do not already have plans for this upcoming afternoon Actually, I had plans with you.
Oh, okay! Well, if you are busy Oh, no, Baljeet! What did you have in mind? Well, some friends of mine have planned "an all-inclusive luxury cruise around Danville Harbor".
A boat ride? Cool! I will go get my stuff.
"Highlights of the evening will include a romantic candlelit dinner withâ" Oh, she's gone.
I just wish Jeremy was more romantic.
You know, like Romeo-and-Juliet romantic, but without all the dying.
Ahoy, Candace! Yeah, Stacy, I'm gonna have to call you back.
Hey, Mom.
Candace, make it quick.
I'm in the middle of something.
Phineas and Ferb are leaving on a cruise ship, but I don't even know where they're going! I can hardly hear you.
What-What's this about a ship? Are you at the harbor? No, I'm at home! Wait, the harbor! That's where they're going! I'll bust them there.
Was that Candace on the phone? Yeah.
She probably doesn't know we're in the living room.
So, what do you think? You know, you're right.
It does kind of sound like the ocean.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Ah, Perry the Platypus.
You like my scale model? I even put my own little building in here, look.
Look, there it is! Ah, yes, my home.
I can still remember the day I bought it.
Flashback! My real estate agent had already shown me hundreds of other places within my budget.
But none of them were acceptable.
That was until he showed me this magnificent building, with a view all the way to the ocean! But the first night I realized why the price was so cheap.
All night long, foghorns from passing ships would sound.
I couldn't understand why all these ships were there until one day, I turned my neck to the right, about forty-five degrees, and there, I saw it.
The Danville Lighthouse! It was attracting the ships like moths to a flame.
So, what I'm going to do is, going to move the light house all the way over here, to the other side of town! The boats will follow it, like moths following a Have I already used that, uh That metaphor? I think I How about like, bees to, um Whatever bees go to, or flies to Oh, let's just go with the moth thing.
For your safety, Mishti, I invite you to hold on to the rail.
It appears to be very clean, which I know is important to you now that you are a girl.
Huh? Hey, Isabella.
What'cha doin'? The Fireside Girls and I just got our Shrimp Net Repair Patches.
What are you doing? A romantic cruise.
You wanna come? You want me to come on a romantic cruise with you? Yeah.
It'll be fun.
Um Okay.
(Song: Boat of Romance) Romance It's not in the air It's not on the breeze And it's not in the trees And it's not in your hair It's on the water So I'll warn you well in advance If you're not looking for love Don't set foot on our boat of romance (On our boat of romance!) On our boat of romance! I knew it! Time to call Mom.
Candace? I can't understand a word you're saying.
Candace, if you're feeding the geese again, I hope you're not wearing a tube top.
Do you mind? Now it sounds like a spaceship.
Okay, let me try.
Well, they've gotta come back sometime, and when they do, I'll be standing right here ready to bust them.
Would you get off of me? Wow, Phineas! This is so romantic! You think this is romantic? Wait 'til you see what else I have planned! Yes! Behold! A romantic candlelit dinner for two! Oh, Phineas! Ferb, show the happy couple to their table.
Here is our table, Mishti.
Is this okay with you? It is not too drafty, is it? It will be fine, Baljeet.
Cue music! Classical music.
Very romantic.
Cue rose petals! Cue 'pid! Hey, everyone.
I'm wearing a diaper.
So Do I know romance or what? What.
I said, do I know romance orâ I heard you.
This food is really good.
Do you not think so? Uh, yes I guess so.
Subtle, yet pungent.
Yes, very.
Hey, can you pass me one of those bad boys? Uh, look, Baljeet.
I appreciate all this, but, uh I just want to hang out, like we used to.
But, uh, are you sure you do not want to hear more music? Did somebody say music? Ohhh! I've attached rockets to the lighthouse, so when I push this button, it will fly to the other side of town.
The ships will follow, and then I can finally get some sleep! Well, I suppose I should've put some sort of steering mechanism on it, but, um Live and learn.
Perry the Platypus? How did you escape? What's that? Ooh! Oh! I guess I walked into that one.
Aw, man, I worked all weekend on that! Oh, look, this staple makes a perfect little chimney.
I hope Perry the Platypus appreciates all this hard work.
He won't.
I know! You know what, Perry the Platypus? I think it's time for you to go.
That's right, go on! Your services are no longer required.
The lighthouse is gone, and there's nothing you can do about it.
So you might as well run back to Major Monogram and tell him you lost this one.
Perry! Did I mention how nice the weather is? Several times.
Well It-It is nice.
I don't get it.
We've tried everything in that romantic movie but nothing seems to work.
The orchestra, the petals, the love song.
The only other thing they did in that movie was sink the ship.
Hmm.
That ought to do it.
I must apologize, the ship sinking was not in the brochure.
Wow.
Is this romance or what? Phineas, where are the life preservers? We don't have any! What?! We've got "Fun Preservers"! Hit it, Ferb.
Well, that's the end of this diaper.
Okay, everybody.
To the Fun Preservers! Oh, oh! Cupids first! (Song: Gotta Make Summer Last) Summer, I love summer Give me that summer time Summer, every 86,400 seconds that pass Gotta make summer last! So you are telling me that even though you are now a girl, you still like to have fun just like in the old days? Of course, Baljeet.
Then you would not mind if I went like this? Not if you do not mind if I go like this! Hey, this romance stuff was fun.
We should do it more often.
Yes.
Yes, we should.
Hey, there you are, Perry.
All right, you guys better tell me what you were up to on that cruise ship.
Just whipping up a little romance for Baljeet and his friend, Mishti.
You created romance? Yeah.
And Did it work? Looks like it.
They seem to be having a great time.
Do you think you could do that for me and Jeremy? I don't see why not.
Candace, I love having some kid's feet in my face as much as the next guy.
But how about we just go grab a Slushy Burger? Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! After hours Ah Finally.
A good night's sleep.
Hmm? Curse you, Perry the Platypus!