Austin and Ally s02e21 Episode Script

Guess who got a job as the Mall's Dog Walker? Man, I love dogs.
Uh Trish, there are no dogs on those leashes.
Is it that obvious? Do you think my boss would notice? Yeah, you're probably gonna get fired.
Good.
My boss is so demanding.
Show up on time, feed the dogs, don't lose the dogs.
No one's that good of an employee.
What up? What up? What up? Whoa, cool ride.
Austin got it for me.
It's got a chrome grill in the front and a charcoal grill in the back.
Burger? Wow, Austin, that's a really nice gift you got Dez.
I bought gifts for everybody.
I just got my biggest check ever from Starr Records! How exciting.
You're really lucky to be getting paid to do something you love.
Yeah yeah.
Get to the gifts.
Trish, I got you a kiosk in the Mall.
- You're gonna be your own boss.
- Finally, a boss that won't fire me.
Thanks, Austin.
That's so thoughtful, Austin.
I hate when people just think about themselves.
What'd you get me? What'd you get me? Oh.
They're beautiful.
Are these made of crystal? Yep! Just like Princess Crystal Shoes wore in your favorite movie, "Princess Crystal Shoes".
Thanks, Austin.
I love them.
Oh.
Uh, I don't think you're supposed to wear them, they're just for show.
You can barely walk in them.
But they're so pretty.
I've got the same ones but in high-tops.
I also got us season tickets to The Heat games.
I'm gonna be rocking these platinum shades court side.
What up, D.
Wade? Austin, I love the gifts.
But as your manager, I think spending money on things you don't need is a bad idea.
- You should save up for a rainy day.
- I am.
Why do you think I bought this solid gold umbrella? Woo.
What up? When the crowd wants more, I bring on the thunder.
'Cause you've got my back, and I'm not going under.
You're my point, you're my guard.
You're the perfect chord.
And I see our names together on every billboard.
We're headed for the top, we've got it on lock.
We'll make 'em say "hey!" And we'll keep rockin'.
Oh, there's no way I could make it without ya.
Do it without ya, be here without ya.
It's no fun when you're doing it solo.
With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
I own this dream.
'Cause I got you with me.
There's no way I could make it without ya.
Do it without ya, be here without ya.
Thanks for carrying me, Austin.
I wouldn't have to if you'd just take off those shoes.
But they're so pretty.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming to the grand opening of Curl's Day Off Miami's number one hair straightening kiosk.
Woo.
Ooh, I like it.
It's a before and after product demonstration.
Actually it just took so long to straighten this side I just gave up on the other.
I'm pleased to announce that we are officially open for business.
And I'm also pleased to announce that we're officially closed for the rest of the day.
Trish, this is your new business.
I thought you would take it more seriously.
I am taking it seriously.
And I seriously want the rest of the day off.
Did I miss The grand opening? Yep.
And the grand closing.
- Aw.
- What happened to your cart? I don't know.
For some reason it ran out of power.
Yogurt? Don't you think running the yogurt machine, grill, and fridge all at the same time might be the problem? Oh, right.
I forgot you're the car expert.
Man, I love this thing.
It makes my life so much easier.
I'd better get back to work.
Austin? Woo.
Seriously, we gotta take those shoes back.
Aw, that's so sad.
Why is it sad? He's playing guitar at the beach.
Seems pretty happy to me.
No, I was talking about that old lady who just stole money from his guitar case when he wasn't looking.
- We should go after her.
- I can't chase her with you on my back.
Why don't you take off your shoes? Eh, she probably needs the money.
I'm gonna give that poor guy some money.
He's really good.
Thanks, man.
Rock and roll! Wait a minute.
I know that "rock and roll!" Oh, you're Jackson Lowe! Yeah, last time I checked.
You were my favorite rock star when I was little.
Thanks, kid, but keep it down.
I don't want to Hey, Ally! It's Jackson Lowe! Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hi, I'm Ally.
It's nice to meet you.
That's how you greet a legendary rock star? Uh, sorry.
It's very nice to meet you.
Hey, we're gonna go grab some lunch.
Can we buy you some pizza? Sure, as long as there's mushrooms and Pepperoni, yeah! Pepperoni, yeah! - Dez, what are you doing? - Charging my cart.
You might want to take some of the appliances off it.
You're draining all of the electricity.
But I want the coolest cart ever.
Vehicles and clothes are a reflection of people's personalities.
For example, your clothes are all loud and obnoxious.
- And you're all - I'm all what? You're all adorable.
Boop.
Shouldn't you be working? That's one of the many perks of being your own boss.
You don't feel like working, you don't have to.
Ah.
But if you're never open, you'll never make any money.
You're right, Dez.
- I know what I have to do.
- Go back to work? No.
I'm gonna hire someone to go to work for me.
Oh! Hey, guys.
- No way, is that? - Yep.
- Pizza? - No.
Look who it is! It's Jackson Lowe! Austin, please.
I would know if that was Jackson Lowe.
I was one of his biggest fans.
I had his posters, all his albums, I can even do his signature scream.
Rock and roll! Rock and roll! - Austin, it's Jackson Lowe! - I know! Rock and roll! So, Jackson, what happened to your band? It's kind of hard to talk about it right now.
- I didn't mean to upset you.
- No no, this cheese is hot.
I just burnt my tongue! I'll get you a cold drink.
Hey, I'd love to chat with you kids for a while, but I gotta make like a tree and What's that other thing on a tree called? - A leaf.
- No no.
The other thing.
That's all in the cocoon and when it comes out it's all colorful and pretty? A butterfly? Butterfly.
I gotta make like a tree and butterfly.
Don't you mean "make like a tree and leave"? Hey, who's leaving? You or me, huh? Rock and roll! - Where you going? - Um, rehearsal.
I've got a huge gig tonight at the Orange Arena Sun Dome Center Stadium Plaza dome.
I've never heard of the Sun Dome Arena Plaza place, but I'd love to see you perform.
Oh yeah, it's just that it's it's sold out.
Look, I gotta go.
- There's no gig is there? - No, there isn't.
- Happy? - No.
Why would that make me happy? You're my hero.
You were one of the greatest rock stars ever.
You had money, fame, everything.
What happened? I had a meltdown at my concert in Denver.
I never performed again.
I lost everything that night.
Hey, guys, can I talk to you for a second? Trish, you were right.
I have a better way to spend my money than on stuff we don't need.
Well, I'm glad you're coming around.
But I am not giving up my kiosk.
I want to help get Jackson's career going again.
He's meant so much to me.
I want to get him back to his old legendary self.
That's a great idea.
We can all help get him back on his feet.
Jackson, great news.
I'm gonna help you become famous again.
Again? I'm still famous.
Hey, everybody, look at me! I'm Jackson Lowe! When do we get started? Hey, Jackson.
Ow.
Operation "make you famous again" is right on track.
Our manager's putting together Austin's next concert, and you're gonna perform with him.
It'll be your big comeback concert.
I'm gonna write you guys a new song.
And I'm gonna help you get your swagger back.
We got you some new clothes to perform in.
What's wrong with what I'm wearing? If you don't know, nothing we say will make a difference.
What up? What up? What up? Does someone need a ride? Oh yeah.
Me too.
These Crystal Shoes are killing me.
I'm just gonna give my feet a little break for the ride.
Bah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
Sorry.
Limo's for legends only.
Oh! Aah! Thank you, Dez.
That's horrible.
I know.
So why do you want to work at my cart? My biggest strength, good question.
I didn't ask you that.
I have to say it's that I'm a really good listener.
My biggest weakness? I didn't ask you that either.
That's good.
Because I don't have one.
Look, I'm planning a big concert, so I'm not gonna have time to babysit you.
I've only got one important question.
What is your name? - Bonnie.
- You're hired.
I think these fit us better when we were nine.
What? I just bought this yesterday.
All right, Jackson.
Let's see how you look.
You got me thinking like I never thought I'd think again.
You got me feeling like I never thought I'd feel again, so here we go.
So here we go-oh-whoa.
You got me rocking like I never thought I'd rock again.
You got me rolling like I never thought I'd roll again, so here we go.
So here we go-oh-whoa.
One more time.
One more time.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
One more time.
One more time.
I'm gonna show that you never ever really know.
If you want me, come get me.
And I think I know you will Good news.
I booked a club for Austin's concert.
And I spread the word that Jackson's performing with him.
That's great.
Wait, how were you able to do all of that and run your kiosk? I hired my first employee.
I love being a boss.
You never have to work.
- How's the new song coming? - I'm almost done.
The store's been empty except for that girl over there reading the magazines.
Bonnie?! - Oh, hey, Trish.
- What are you doing here? Mm, I'm on my break.
Break? You just started an hour ago.
Hmm, remind you of anybody? What kind of employee pulls this kind of stunt? I can think of one.
You're gonna work extra late tonight to make up for lost time.
Oh, I can't.
I was gonna watch TV tonight.
Get back to work.
Oh! Fine.
Can you believe that girl? Guess who she reminds me of? Ally, I'm not a mind reader.
Who? Wow.
Look at all these people here to see Jackson.
His fans still love him.
They're gonna love him even more after you guys sing the song I wrote.
It rocks.
Rock and roll! Nice scream, Ally.
Guys, we got a huge problem.
Jackson just left.
What are we gonna do? The show's about to start.
He walked out on us? After all that time and money we spent on him.
I can't believe that jerk.
Jackson Lowe is a legend.
You do not call him a jerk! - He stole your cart.
- That jerk! Jackson, what happened? Sorry, kid.
I haven't performed onstage in years.
What if I forget the words, or I can't hit the high notes, or even worse I split these new leather pants.
I paid good money for these things.
- I bought them for you.
- Oh yeah, thanks.
You've got nothing to worry about.
Let me tell you something.
I had a great year.
I had a hit record, I played Times Square in front of a million people Way to rub it in, man.
No.
That's not why I'm telling you all this.
None of that would have been possible without you.
You've always been my biggest inspiration.
Do you want to hear a secret? You still sleep with a night-light.
- How do you know that? - My limo driver talks a lot.
I use a night-light to read in bed.
Not because I'm afraid of pillow monsters.
Nobody mentioned pillow monsters.
Neither did I.
Anyway, my secret is that If I'm feeling a lot of pressure before a big show, I go on stage and I pretend I'm you.
You're the coolest performer I know.
The guy that can do anything.
Wow.
That means a lot, kid.
And I hear what you're saying.
You want me to go on stage pretending to be you pretending to be me.
Or you could just pretend to be yourself? I like my way.
Let's do this.
Oh, there you are! I was so worried about you.
I can't believe you stole my ride.
Hey, man.
It's rock and roll! Yeah, can't argue with that.
Why'd you tell him I sleep with a night-light? Hey, man, it's rock and roll! It's rock and roll! Man.
Rock and roll! Austin and Jackson better get here soon.
Yeah, I'm not giving anyone their money back.
This is ridiculous.
I know.
These people are getting restless.
No.
Bonnie's here.
She's supposed to be working.
She's the worst.
She's rude, she takes long breaks, she's never on time, she Is just like me.
Really? I never noticed.
- Hey, Trish.
- What are you doing here? Oh, I came to see the concert.
You called in sick.
Oh yeah.
I came to see the concert.
That's it.
You're fired.
I knew you didn't like me.
No, I do.
But we're just so much alike, and I'd never hire myself.
I'm a terrible employee.
Me too! You can't work for me.
But maybe we can go to the movies or something? That would be great.
Unless we're both "working" that day.
No no.
Hey, everybody.
The moment you've all been waiting for.
This song was written by my partner Ally Dawson, as a tribute to my hero, Jackson Lowe! I got that rock and roll.
Yeah yeah.
I'll make you lose control.
Yeah yeah.
Come on and dance on my floor.
Yeah yeah.
Because I got what I got.
Don't you know I got that rock and roll.
Ow! When I'm walking down the street.
It's like a show I got that rock and roll.
I got that rock and roll.
I see them staring at me everywhere I go.
I got that rock and roll.
I got that rock and roll.
It's a whole new level of attention.
Attention.
Hey, girl, did I mention? I got that rock and roll.
Yeah yeah.
I'll make you lose control.
Yeah yeah.
Come on and dance on my floor.
Yeah yeah.
Because I got what I got.
Don't you know I got that rock and roll.
Jackson Lowe, everybody! I got that rock and roll.
Yeah yeah.
I'll make you lose control.
Yeah yeah.
Come on and dance on my floor.
Yeah yeah.
Because I got what I got.
Don't you know I got that rock and roll.
Ha Hey, is that a camera?! No pictures! No pictures! You want to take a picture of something, tough guy?! You want to take a picture of something?! Take a picture of that! I said no pictures! I told you, no pictures! No pictures! I really wanted to help him get back to his old self.
Mission accomplished.
Hey, kid, what can I say? I know, I know.
It's rock and roll.
Yeah, it is! Rock and roll! Sorry, but this is why I left the music biz.
I get so wound up on stage that even the littlest thing sets me off.
Especially camera flashes.
What'd you do on picture day at school? Let's just say I got a lot of detention.
Thanks for helping.
It means a lot.
But I'm just not meant to be back in the spotlight.
That's good.
Because you broke all the spotlights.
What are you gonna do now? You can't make a living playing in the Mall for change.
Oh, I just did that for fun.
I saved most of my money from when I was famous, and I'm loaded.
What?! - We thought you were broke.
- Broke? No.
I've got a yacht, I've got a mansion, I've got a solid gold umbrella.
But you said you lost everything that night in Denver.
I did, I lost my keys, I lost my wallet, I even lost my voice.
It was a very rough night for me.
But you let me buy you all those clothes, and that guitar and I didn't want to disappoint you kid.
You've got a big heart.
Never change! Rock and roll! Hey, he's stealing your golf cart! Again? That is so rock and roll.
Why isn't this working? Uh, just a guess But maybe it's because I'm using all your power to charge my golf cart.
Dez, go plug that thing somewhere else! Oh! Fine.
Dez? Dez! Oh, well.