Big City Greens (2018) s02e21 Episode Script

[Cricket] Oh, this is awful!
-It's terrible!
-What are we gonna do?
Chip Whistler bought Big Coffee
and shut it down!
And because of that,
me and Gloria lost our jobs!
That man's gone mad with power!
I'm sure he's plotting something
even worse as we speak!
What should we do, Nancy?
Oh, I actually just came over
to ask what y'all thought
about my new hat.
-[whip crack]
-[horse whinnies]
But I see that now
might not be the best time.
[knocking on door]
[all gasp]
-[Cricket] Chip!
-Good morning, Greens.
I just dropped by
to let you know the good news.
A new Wholesome Foods
is coming to your area!
We're aware. It will be right next door.
Actually, it will be
on both sides of your house.
Both sides? But that would mean--
[both gasp]
[panting] Wait, stop!
You're not really leaving, are you?
Sorry, dudes. Chip bought
our whole apartment complex.
The world is, how you say,
cruel and unfair.
[all grunting] Mm-hmm.
All right, dudes, time to hit the road.
Oh, come on, wait! [groans]
Listen up, Chip. If I can find a way
to launch a chicken into space,
I can find a way to stop you.
Hm? Did you say something?
I-- I'm wearing ear plugs.
Ear plugs? Why are you wearing ear plugs?
For this!
-No!
-No!
[both gasp, scream]
The apartment complex.
Big Coffee. They're gone!
-[Chip chuckling]
-[all gasp]
Bingo. Bango.
[sad version of theme song playing]
One, two, one, two, three, four ♪
Wow. Can't believe
Chip built this in a week.
Yup. They build fast here.
Shoddy building codes.
This is ridiculous!
This is our property,
and we shouldn't have to live
under the shadow
of a grocery store!
Our crops won't grow,
Tilly's sleep schedule's out of whack.
[snorts] Huh?
And worst of all,
there are bats everywhere!
We gotta-- Ehh! We gotta do something!
And make everything worse? No!
Chip is obviously trying to provoke us!
We still have our house,
and we still have each other.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go figure out
what crops grow in the dark.
Bill, wait!
He really shouldn't garden angry.
Well, your dad may not want
to provoke Chip, but I'm willing!
That man wanted a turf war,
and I say we give him one!
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
-[ding-dong]
-Yah!
-Roll out.
-[both grunt]
Oh! A apple? Huh?
Apple? Oh
[snickering]
[panicked grunt]
Hm? Five hundred dollars per nut?
[indifferent grunt]
[grumbling]
[bleating]
-Ugh!
-Ugh!
[all snickering]
-[Gloria] Hey! What are you doing?
-[all] Hm?
Gloria? You're working here?
-For the enemy?
-Traitor!
I thought we were family.
Do I need to remind you
that your feud with Chip
is the reason Big Coffee got shut down?
I don't need family right now.
I need a job!
Besides, you're making everything worse!
I spent all day cleaning up your mess.
-I'm over it! Security!
-[oinking]
What, you gonna kick us out?
I'd like to see you try--
[all screaming]
Wow, this job does have its perks.
[all screaming, grunting]
-Huh? Kids!
-Kids!
Are y'all okay?
Were you guys messing
with Wholesome Foods?
-They started it.
-[paint can spraying]
Oh, hey, Greens! So great news.
The city approved my request
for a Wholesome Foods parking lot,
which means
that your house is being destroyed!
[all gasp]
Now, hold on, slick,
this is still my land!
Well, about that,
I was actually able to prove
that a parking garage would be better
for the community than a, um
[clucking]
this.
I was granted the right
to seize your land,
thanks to our esteemed mayor.
[Bill]
Mayor Hansock?
I didn't vote for him.
You can't be serious!
Oh, but I am. If it was up to me,
I'd bulldoze your house right now,
but the stupid law
gives you till tomorrow.
-Tomorrow?
-Tomorrow!
So, best get a move on.
Big City won't miss you!
Better start fortifying the yard.
Papa, are we really gonna lose our house?
Yeah, come on, guys, we gotta fight back!
I like your attitude, kiddo!
I'm in! Now, how about we--
No. No. I'm thinking
if there's any clearer way to say this.
Hm. No, there isn't. It's just "No."
Look, family, I know this stinks,
but we just can't win.
Back when things weren't looking good
for our farm in the country,
Nancy, you tried to rebel and fight back
against the big corporation
that threatened us,
only to get thrown in jail!
And we still lost our farm.
Now it's happening again,
and we might as well
get ahead of it and just move on.
We have to accept
that we're the little guys.
And there ain't no point in fighting back.
Okay, you're right.
We should at least try
going through the proper channels first.
Ah, yes. The sewers.
No, the government, sweetie.
We're gonna talk to the mayor!
[Nancy] What do you mean,
we can't talk to the mayor?
Please, it's important!
Well, you're welcome to wait
on the standby bench.
I was your age
when I came to see the mayor.
[sickly coughing]
-We're doomed.
-Excuse me!
Gotta go see the mayor
without an appointment!
[exclaiming] Huh?
Whoa! Whoa-oa-oa! Whoa!
-Whoa! Hey! Whoa!
-[crashes]
Come on, family!
Hey, Mayor, we're the Greens,
and we've got a bone to pick with you!
Oh, no! A citizen! Mad at me?
What can I do to fix this?
Uh Oh.
I'm here to talk about the construction
of the Wholesome Foods parking lot.
My family is gonna lose their house!
That is awful!
I will do everything in my power
to help you!
Wow, that's great to hear!
Oh, Mayor, have you forgotten
about public opinion?
Ah, yes. Greens, turns out
I can do nothing to help you.
-What do you mean?
-Public opinion?
There was an online petition.
Ugh, let's see it.
No, this is for mine
and the mayor's peepers only.
Aw, what's wrong, you mad, you wanna see?
[laughs] Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
[laughs] He's kissing the computer!
-Mwah. Hey!
-[Nancy] Yoink!
Give that back!
[groans] Huh?
[gasping]
-Whoo-hoo!
-Yeah!
Aah! Conflict!
[grunts] What do I do?
[gasps] I'm saved!
Ahh
Come on, come on
[grunts] Huh?
Hm
Huh?
-Eep.
-[crashes]
[both wince]
[Nancy] Come on, kids!
Let's get out of here!
Hello! We got a distress signal.
What's going on?
Officer, that woman assaulted me!
Oh, boy.
Oh, looks like we got a runner!
-Ohh! [gasps]
-[crash]
-[gasps]
-Nancy Green, you're under arrest.
Again!
-No!
-No!
Welcome back to jail! You know the deal.
Cricket Tilly
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is bad. So, so bad!
-[truck approaching]
-Well, it's about to get worse.
In.
[both gulp]
-We didn't mean for this to happen.
-We were just trying our best--
I don't wanna hear it.
I can't believe I even have to say this,
but I would prefer if no one else
in my family went to prison.
Well, what are we supposed to do, give up?
We're not giving up. We're moving on.
I think the best thing to do
is start packing
so things don't get worse. Yes?
-[both grunt]
-[Bill] Thank you.
Kids? You done, uh?
Nope. Just gonna let that go.
How's the packing coming, kids?
It was going fine until we got distracted
by all the precious memories
we made in this house.
I know this is hard,
but we can make new memories
in a new home!
I've already found
some great new city apartments,
in our price range,
for us to check out.
[Cricket]
Blech. Oh, no. No, no, no!
Huh? An email from Chip?
Let's see
It's the petition!
Mama must have sent this
while she had Chip's tablet.
Wait a second.
Some of these signatures
are from people we know!
What? Let me see that.
Brett, Kiki, Benny?
But these are our friends!
Do people not like us?
I'm afraid it's even worse than that,
dear brother.
Look closer.
No! It can't be!
[sighs] Today is gonna be a good day!
-Betrayal!
-[screaming]
-What's going on?
-Don't play dumb.
You've been on Chip's side since day one.
Our whole friendship is a lie,
isn't it? Isn't it? Aah!
Master Remy, are you okay?
I knew that boy would go rabid one day.
[hisses]
Everyone, stop yelling!
You're stressing me out!
[sighs] Cricket, I've never betrayed you.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about your signature
being on Chip's petition
to demolish our house!
Oh, my gosh!
Your house is being destroyed?
-Also, who's Chip?
-Don't play dumb.
Your name is right here!
I didn't sign any petition.
This must be fake.
Well, if that's true,
that means Chip lied to us.
Oh, actually, that makes a lot of sense.
Well, if my signature is fake,
maybe they're all fake!
This is a lot of crazy information.
-We've gotta tell my mom.
-Betrayal!
You've been on Chip's side since day one!
-Tilly, he's clean.
-Oh, sorry, Remy.
[Cricket]
Psst, Mom, over here!
It's us, your children!
We need your help!
What's going on, kids?
And how did you get up there?
No time to explain!
Mom, we think the petition is fake!
But what should we do about it?
Using a fake petition, huh?
[scoffs] Figures.
You're gonna need proof.
Our best bet is Chip's office computer.
If you can find evidence
and show it to the mayor,
he'll have to call off Chip's plan!
Uh, Cricket? You okay, kiddo?
[straining]
Yep. Just need to jostle up the juices.
Vasquez? [exclaiming]
[gasps] Okay, evidence, got it.
But what if it backfires?
We don't wanna make things worse for you!
Hey, don't worry about me.
It hurts to be away from y'all,
but it would hurt even more
to just stand by
while some dingleberry like Chip
tramples all over the people I love.
If we go down,
at least we go down swinging.
-Mm-hmm!
-Mm-hmm!
-[sighs] Oh! Huh?
-[rumbling]
-[rumbling intensifies]
-[gasps] Oh, no.
Sorry, but I just couldn't wait
till morning.
I'll be tearing down your house
precisely at midnight.
Tick-tock, Greens.
Tick. Tock.
Oh, my gosh!
Chip's gonna bulldoze the house!
That termite showed up early!
Green family, you have eight minutos
to vacate the premises!
-Dad! [panting]
-Kids!
Great news, Dad!
We've got a plan to save the house!
-Exciting, right?
-What? No!
The only plan we have
is to get our stuff and get out of here
before we lose everything!
Now, come on!
Okay, Dad's not thinking straight.
Group huddle!
Okay, Remy and I are gonna sneak
into Wholesome Foods
and get the evidence
to prove that Chip faked the petition.
But, Gramma, we need you and Tilly
to buy us some time. Got it?
Buying time
is my specialty.
[sighs] Come on!
Eh, it's midnight somewhere.
It's go time, boys!
-[evil laughter]
-[engines revving]
What are you waiting for?
Get a move on!
-Ready for some fun, Till?
-Aye-aye, captain.
I spent all day preparing for this.
Time to sit back
and enjoy the show.
-[workers screaming]
-Whoa!
What? Are you kidding me?
-That ought to hold them off for a while!
-Yeah!
[grunting] Dang it.
The automatic doors won't open.
We're locked out.
How are we gonna get in?
Hmm [gasps] I got it!
[both grunting]
Come on.
[both exclaiming]
[gasps]
[both whimpering quietly]
-[radio static]
-Hm?
The children have been spotted
outside the doors. Let's move.
-Just as planned.
-That was a close one.
That's gotta be the elevator
to Chip's office!
Uh-oh! We need a keycard
to operate the elevator!
Oh, Remy, there goes college.
Cricket?
Gloria? This is perfect!
We need your keycard to use the elevator!
No way, dude.
I'm not losing another job because of you.
Gloria, please, my family needs your help.
I know we've had our differences,
but think of all the times
the Greens have helped you
or just made your life a little better.
Haven't we been there for you
when you needed us?
[groans]
Gloria, you're a real peach.
Chip's office is on floor seven.
Hold it right there!
Don't move an inch.
-Yikes!
-Go. Don't worry about me.
-I know tae kwon do.
-What's that?
-[growls]
-Purple belt, don't fail me now!
[groans] So I guess this means
I'm fired, huh?
-[grunts]
-Eh. Down we go!
[both screaming, grunting]
Success! Ooh! Ow, ow, ow! Glass.
Come on, people!
Get these bulldozers moving!
Ugh, useless! Runners, you're up!
-[screaming]
-Let's go, go, go, go!
-Gramma!
-Stay calm! Time for phase two.
Notch!
[all screaming, grunting]
What in the world?
Okay, let's give these doors a try!
So, I don't know, Cricket,
you think this is Chip's office?
[snorts]
Okay, let's search for that petition.
[Cricket]
A password, huh?
Maybe I can make an educated guess!
Let's see, uh "I hate Cricket."
-[negative beep]
-Maybe "Cricket's a dumb doo-doo baby."
-[beeping continues]
-Uh
"Cricket's not smart or popular 1-2-3."
Uh, maybe it's time to try something else.
"Cricket is a peanut-brain
garbage goblin."
-Okay, that's enough.
-[positive ding]
Hey, it worked! We're in!
Shield formation!
Oh, rats!
Oh, no! The family's in trouble!
Oh! I know someone who can help!
Code red!
[all grunting]
Ready to help, Master Remy!
Ha-ha-ho! Those goons are so dead.
The Greens are Master Remy's
dearest friends!
Anyone who tries to mess with them
has to deal with Vasquez.
Well, hubbity bubbity!
Can we focus on taking down
the human death machine, please?
[all screaming]
Ha-ha. Foolish.
-[both grunt]
-Mrs. Green!
That's right!
Can't let you have all the fun, hot shot!
[both growl]
Go, guys, go!
-[groaning]
-Hm?
Whew!
Hm.
What the--? Tilly!
What are you doing?
Putting everything back!
Tilly, please, you gotta understand,
I'm trying to do
what's best for the family.
I need to get you away
from all this craziness.
[tires squealing]
Channel 11 News, reporting for duty!
We heard there was a crisis to exploit!
Maria Media here at the site of the new
Wholesome Foods Mega Center,
where a civil dispute
has turned into an all-out brawl.
And among the chaos, a family in crisis.
Tilly, look around.
This is happening
whether we like it or not.
The way I see it,
we can move forward like we always have,
or we can stay and fight a losing battle.
But, Papa, the battle isn't lost.
When we stand up for ourselves,
it makes a difference.
Just like Mama did
when she freed those dairy cows!
And what difference did it make?
We still lost the farm,
and she went to jail!
She shouldn't have fought
a losing battle.
Well, I'm glad she did!
This is getting good!
Get it, get it, get it!
Mama knew the risks,
but she couldn't stand by
while our family was under attack.
And now, the Green family
is under attack again!
Maybe we are just the little guys,
but if we stand together as a family,
we have a real chance
to turn things around.
And I won't give up on our home
while there's still a chance.
Isn't our family worth fighting for?
-I--
-Ugh! This is taking too long!
-Send in the riders!
-[gasps] Mm.
-[blows fanfare]
-[rumbling]
What in the world?
What the heck is--?
[both yelp]
What do we do, Papa?
Papa, come back!
Hold on, we're coming! Aah!
I'm not letting anybody
touch our house!
And neither am I!
That didn't even slow them down.
That's all right. Wasn't supposed to.
[chickens clucking]
[all screaming]
Aah! My eyes! My soft, vulnerable eyes!
Avenge us, brothers!
[all growling]
Stand back, Tilly.
It's time I defended our home.
Really, Papa?
Well, you were right, Till.
I wanted to move on. [exclaiming]
Because I was afraid of losing something
important again.
But even if that does happen
[both grunting]
at least
[screaming]
we won't go down without a fight!
-All right, Papa!
-Attaboy, Bill!
[both grunting]
Now, come on, you.
-[screaming]
-Charge!
-Come get me.
-Come on, fight!
What kind of construction workers are you?
Mr. Whistler! Sir!
Two small children
have entered the office level.
I was unable to stop them.
They're gonna find everything.
You. You're fired.
Goons! You're with me!
I'm done playing.
Stay strong, family.
Oh! I should be there!
Good golly! Your family
is going to lose their house?
Yes, and I wish I could be there to help.
Oh, this puts me in a tough spot.
I don't want your family to leave.
You're my favorite people to police.
Keys, please!
Hmm
Gavel, gavel, your sentence is overruled!
Now, let's get you home!
Not before we get the mayor.
Boy, you ask for a lot of favors.
I like it!
Remy, how's the clickity clack going?
-[beep]
-[gasps]
Actually, I think I just found
what we were looking for.
In English, Remy!
Cricket, look! All the signatures
are from the same IP address.
If everyone in Big City
really signed this,
these numbers should all be different.
Which means the petition was faked!
Not just my name, all of them!
This is the proof we needed!
All we have to do
is show this to the mayor!
Holy moly, bud, you did it!
Wait. That means our neighbors
and the people of Big City
don't actually hate us.
Booyah.
-All done!
-[Chip] Bravo.
You little scamps. Now, give me, give me.
Cricket, run!
-After him!
-[Remy] Wait!
I've got something to say.
Has anyone seen my daddy?
[sobs] I've looked all over,
but I can't find him,
and I-- I'm really scared!
-Aw, it's all right, little guy.
-We'll help him!
Do you remember anything else
about your papa?
We have a very brave boy
looking for his papa over here.
Repeat, the bravest, best boy.
You guys! It's clearly a trick!
Wait. Where's the--? Cricket.
Time to finish this.
[gasps] They just keep coming!
-[banging]
-Huh? No!
-[both straining]
-Finally!
Bulldozers are clear!
[police siren]
Oh, man
Right this way, Mr. Mayor!
Now, you guys, what's the big idea
of waking me up
in the middle of the night?
I was having the most wonderful dream!
Mayor, please,
call off Chip and his goons.
I'm sorry, but I can't do anything
because of the petition.
But, Mayor, the petition is a fake!
Well, that would certainly change things.
But where's the proof?
[grunting, panting]
[coughing]
Listen up, everybody!
-(shouting) Hey! Hey!
-Cricket?
Now, I need y'all to listen real hard!
You can't demolish our house!
Because Chip's petition is fake,
and here's the proof--
Aah! No, no, no, no, no!
Oopsie! Did my new chopper get in the way?
[shocked muttering]
Hm. Well, that was interesting.
Don't know what those silly papers
were all about,
but you're just going to have to accept
that the majority of this city
wants your house destroyed!
[citizens of Big City]
No, we don't!
[Mayor gasps] My citizens!
We've been watching everything
on the news, Mr. Mayor.
You can't get rid of the Greens!
But I thought you all wanted
the Greens to go!
We might not always get along
They may be weird
And stinky
[all] But none of that matters,
because they're really nice people!
We want the Greens to stay!
Oh, boy! Everyone's mad at me!
Oh, how am I gonna fix this?
By doing what you do best, Mayor.
Making people happy.
Ahh!
People of Big City, your mayor hears you.
The Greens' house will not be destroyed,
and Wholesome Foods
has to put everything back the way it was!
All right, you heard the mayor.
Pack it up, boys.
Oh, uh sorry.
Uh I'll fix that, ma'am.
Chip, I'm sorry to say,
but you are hereby banned from Big City.
What? You can't ban me!
Our house is saved!
Yeah! We did it!
Cricket Green, you've made a fool of me
for the last time!
-[both] Cricket!
-Oh, boy.
This had better work!
-Aah!
-[screaming]
[screaming]
-[all gasp]
-[screaming]
Somebody better catch me!
-I got you, boy!
-[screaming, grunts]
-All my decisions are good ones!
-[helicopter approaches]
Now I can get rid
of all the Greens at once!
[evil laughter]
Come and get me, chicken!
[evil laughter]
[grunts]
[groaning] No
Well, Chip, looks like you're the one
who doesn't belong in Big City.
-Why, you-- Oh.
-[helicopter rumbling]
Bingo. Bango.
[Chip screaming]
And that's how you launch
a chicken into space.
It's really starting
to feel like home again.
Hm.
[sighs] No more bulldozers, no more Chip.
Yep! Good to have everything
exactly back to the way it was!
[car approaching]
[groaning]
Oh, hey, Gloria! Good to see you!
What are you doing?
Well, I lost both of my jobs
because of this crazy family,
and I can't afford to live
in my apartment anymore,
so I'll be living here for a while.
And I don't wanna hear anything about it.
Is she serious?
Uh I think so.
I got sweat in my eyes ♪
Lost a bet and got bit by 100 flies ♪
I fell out a big old tree ♪
Hit every branch
And scraped up both my knees ♪
I got chased by dogs, bit by a frog ♪
Got a rash on my legs ♪
Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
I got splinters ♪
In seven and ten ♪
And tomorrow I'll do it all again ♪