Bunnicula (2016) s02e21 Episode Script

1
[theme music playing]
Aah [gulps]
[growling]
[laughing]
Ooh. "How many tickles does it take
to make an octopus laugh?"
Huh, I have no idea.
[phone chimes]
[chuckles]
Oh, man, this will really make her laugh.
[Mina] Ooh! Ooh, he's replying. Let's see.
"Ten tickles."
-Eh, don't look at me.
-[phone chimes]
[Mina] An octopus?
Oh, tentacles!
[chuckles] Wow, that's pretty bad.
Send the weird face emoji.
Good idea.
[man over TV] And winning Best Melon
in a dramatic role is
Lucy.
This is Lucy's fifth award since starting
her career just one harvest ago.
Ah. [laughing]
Huh? [sniffing]
Aah.
Bunnicula, don't
Eh, I don't care.
[sniffing]
-[phone chimes]
-[Mina's dad] Oh, now who could this be?
"Hi, I'm Patches.
I'm a warehouse. I'm a warp dude.
I'm a wrap dog. I'm a wimp dude."
[laughs]
Why, that's just the riddle of a sphinx.
You're a hoot.
[phone chimes]
Whoa, he thinks I'm hot.
-[phone chimes]
-[Mina's dad laughs]
Only in America.
Aah. [slurping]
[cackling]
What should my response be?
-[stammers] What was that?
-What was what?
Eh.
[chortles]
[crowd gasps]
[man] My lobster!
-[man gasps]
-[woman] What?
-[man] [distorted] Why?
-[cackles] Whee!
-[cackles]
-Aah!
-[boy chuckles]
-[man] I think it's--
[gasps]
Huh? What's this?
[gasps]
[girl] Wow.
-[boy 1 laughs]
-[boy 2] Yeah!
Sugar beets again? What are we?
Running out of ideas?
[speaks indistinctly]
Ooh. You should eat
like ten more and see what happens.
[speaks indistinctly]
Ten more? What are you--?
[groans] Never mind.
[sighs]
Whoa!
Huh?
[monkey gibbers]
[electronic music plays]
[owl hooting]
Wow.
[man 1] Okey-dokey.
[man 2] See you later.
Hi!
[growls]
-Mwah.
-[man 3] Oh, gee.
-Blah.
-[woman] Did you see that cat?
[giggling]
Okay, how does this sound?
"You have a weird face,
but I like weird things."
[chuckles] Oh, yeah, that's good. Send it.
-[cell phone whooshes]
-Ooh. Now send the winky face.
[Mina laughs] Maybe I should
send him this heart winky face, huh?
What do you think?
[Marsha chuckles] Man,
if you sent that, he might think you
[distorted] "like" liked him.
[Mina chuckles] Can you imagine?
Ooh, I better delete that right now.
[distorted] Right now.
[giggling]
[gasps] Marsha!
[stammers] I sent it.
What? Why?
It was an accident.
I thought I hit delete,
but I accidentally hit the send button.
[distorted] Send button.
-[gasps]
-Where's the unsend button?
There's no such thing.
Things are gonna be so weird between us.
I'll have to dye my hair,
assume a new identity.
My life is
[distorted] over.
-[man 1] Call me.
-[man 2] See you later.
[woman 1] We're gonna be late.
-[girl 1] Sorry.
-[woman 2] Did you see that cat?
[girl 2] That was awesome!
That was awesome!
[boy] Where are you?
[yells]
-Whoa!
-[yelps]
Whoa!
[Bunnicula yells]
-Gotcha!
-[truck horn honking]
Huh? [yelling]
[tires thudding]
[laughs]
Aha!
Get back here!
Hey, wait your turn!
-[snail] Everyone's in a rush these days.
-Selfish!
-[horn honking]
-Hmm.
-[girl 1] We're gonna be late.
-[girl 2] Sorry.
Aha.
-[gibbers]
-[bleating]
[hisses]
[grunts] Gotcha.
-What?
-What--
Huh?
Huh?
[emoji grunts]
-Gotcha!
-What's the big idea, matey?
-Gotcha!
-Smile.
[groans]
Huh?
-[beating]
-[chuckles]
Bonjour! He went that way.
Mwah. [gasps]
-[gasps, then shrieks]
-[yelps]
[all yelp]
[all yell]
-[Bunnicula gasps]
-[grunts]
[yelling] Oh.
[laughs]
-[boy] Where are you?
-[whimpers, then yelps]
-[winky heart whimpering]
-[emojis grunting]
[winky heart squeaking]
[yelling]
Hmm.
Aha.
[speaking indistinctly]
Ta-da!
Whee!
Oh, she's writing back.
[sighs]
[cackles]
[gasps]
Wow.
[panting]
-Hmm.
-[grunts]
[gasps]
[girl 1] We're gonna be late.
[girl 2] Sorry.
-Whoa!
-[laughs]
-[yelling]
-[laughing]
-[screaming]
-[laughing]
[yelling]
Whee!
Oh, sorry.
Oh, it's okay.
Huh? [grunts]
-[girl 1] We're gonna be late.
-[girl 2] Sorry.
-[girl 1] We're gonna be late.
-[girl 2] Sorry.
[Bunnicula grunting]
[whimpering]
[grunting]
[yells, then grunts]
[sighs]
[sighs]
-Whew.
-[Bunnicula speaking indistinctly]
[gasps]
Yee-haw!
[grunts]
-[yells]
-[grunting]
Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
[yelping]
Oh, I got it. That was fast.
"Hey, Scott, you've got a weird face,
but I like weird stuff."
And a Bunnicula emoji?
[chuckles] That's pretty cool.
"I think you're weird, too, Mina"
Winky heart. [chuckles] Just kidding.
Better delete--
Wait, no!
I didn't mean to hit send. [whimpering]
[distorted mumbling]
[sobbing] Oh, man, my social life
[distorted] is over!
-[smacking]
-[cackling]
[closing theme playing]