That's So Raven (2003) s02e21 Episode Script

Hey, Chel, let's show my dad how we can set a table.
Great idea, Raven.
See how gracefully I use this tray to carry various cups, plates and silverware.
And look how I can take this napkin.
Oh.
A napkin.
And magically turn it into a swan And still have time to do my schoolwork.
Let me guess.
You two want to be waitresses at The Chill Grill.
That never entered our minds, but if you want us to, we accept.
Waitressing is a big responsibility.
It's hard work and you two don't have any experience.
Dad, please.
We're smart, ambitious.
Yeah, a-and we kinda need the money for a ski trip.
So you'd rather earn the money than ask for it.
Exactly, Dad.
Unless asking for it would work, 'cause we'd go either way.
I'd go with the earning.
Okay, so, Dad are we hired? You start tomorrow.
Yes.
What?! Oh, this is so exciting.
I've always, always wanted to be a waitress.
Well No.
That's not true.
Actually, I always wanted to be a princess.
But, like, I guess, unless your dad's, like, Hakim or something, those jobs are really hard to get.
I know.
Yep, that's me.
Hello, welcome to The Chill Grill.
My name is Raven, and this is my winning smile.
I should hope so.
Those braces cost a fortune.
Next.
Hello.
Welcome to The Chill Grill.
My name is Flo.
I'll be your server.
Flo? Yeah, you know, "Chelsea" doesn't really sound very waitressy.
Plus I'm kinda saving that for my princess name.
Okay, Rae Flo.
Show time.
Hi.
Hello.
Welcome to The Chill Grill.
My name is Raven, and I'll be your server.
What can I get you today? Rae, I got to talk to you.
I'm working.
I'm having love problems.
It's my first day on the job.
Look, it's about me and Andrea.
I think it's over, Rae.
You know what? It's time for my break.
I don't get it.
You two are a perfect couple.
I thought so, too.
You know what? I gotta get you guys back together.
Her dad is our ride to the ski trip.
Hey.
Hello.
I'm sorry.
I am so sorry.
You guys know what you want? Yeah.
Okay.
Great.
You know what? You're the captain of the table.
I need you to write it all down.
All right, so that's one chicken sandwich.
Guess you're not a vegetarian.
All right, so that's one cute, cocky, feathery, formerly living chicken sandwich.
Would you like a side of shame with that? Thank you so much.
Come again.
Andrea, girl, just come on down here and we'll talk it out, okay? Good.
Good.
So, um How's your dad? Car's working good? Oh.
Okay.
Thanks.
That's good.
So, what's she say? Car's just got a tune-up.
About me, Rae.
Oh, you in trouble.
You get one birthday party a year, William.
You want to make it cool.
Well I invited all the cool people I know.
The Math Club? The Chess Team? The gang from Abdul's Computer Shack? Those guys can download some serious fun.
I'll make some calls.
Now, what about entertainment? Mom hired a clown.
A clown? Like with an ugly red nose, freaky hair and a painted-on smile that never goes away? That's what we're paying for.
Is it too late to get your money back? Somebody pick up.
I'm starving.
Rae.
Chelsea.
So what's up, Andrea? "D" to the "R" to the "Aea"? See, Eddie.
That is exactly what I'm talking about.
You're always joking around.
Yeah, he's so funny.
It's always like joke after joke after joke Chelsea.
Well, look, baby, I If it'll make things right between us, then, look.
My clowning days are over.
You would do that for me? Of course.
Now, you see what happens when you become aware of other people's needs? Oh, come on.
What is that annoying bell? Really.
I don't know, but it's getting closer.
Rae, what are you two doing? Just bringing people together.
How about bringing people some sandwiches? Do you realize how many complaints I've been getting? Okay, who's complaining? Oh.
You tattle-tales.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! People, please.
Please, come back.
Look, free desserts for everyone.
What? Free desserts? Man, this is the coolest job ever.
Chels, I don't think we're getting any.
What have you done? Dad, we're really sorry,.
We promise we'll be better tomorrow.
Tomorrow? You two aren't coming in tomorrow.
I gave you a chance and you let me down.
I am so disappointed in you.
But Dad No.
There is nothing you can say.
You both are fired.
Dad, Chelsea and I are really sorry, okay? We know we messed up business pretty bad.
You had every right to fire us.
Yes, I did.
Okay, you didn't have to agree so fast.
But if you just give us a second chance, I promise, we won't let you down.
Now where have I heard that before? Oh, right when I gave you the first chance.
Forget it, Rae.
Dad Rae, thanks.
I've never seen the place so crowded.
Dad, I just had the best vision ever.
The Chill Grill was packed with people.
Rae, if you think I'm going to change my mind, just because How many people we talking? Mobbed.
And you were thanking me for getting them all there.
I'm just saying.
And how do you plan on getting all these customers? I don't know.
But I will, somehow, if you just give us another chance.
We won't disappoint you.
Okay.
One chance.
One! One! Oh, thank you, Dad.
Thank you, Dad.
Thank you.
Oh, Chels, we're rehired.
I know, I heard.
I can't believe it 'cause if I were your dad, I would never in a million Chels, I got great news.
I've got great news.
I booked a private party.
I booked a private party.
Mine's for tonight.
Mine's for tonight.
Why are you repeating what I'm saying? I'm not repeating what you're saying.
It's true.
It's true? Okay, now, you're doing it.
Okay, let me get this straight.
Okay.
We both booked a private party for tonight? I think so, 'cause I booked the San Francisco Bike Club.
I booked the Bayview Knitting Society.
Oh, well, at least we didn't book the same club, right? That would've been bad.
Chels.
Yeah? My dad is going to have to deal with two angry groups who both think that they have the place to themselves.
Make that three angry groups.
Oh, man, we are so re-fired.
No, no, no, Cory, William cannot have his birthday here, okay? We have two other parties going on here tonight.
Dad said I could.
I'm helping him out-- bringing in some business.
Okay, where's Dad? I got to talk to him.
He went to pick up Banto the clown.
Yutzo.
You'll love him, Cory.
He gets right up in your face.
Who's William?! Oh, Miss Mildred and the knitting crew.
Hi.
"Benjamin, Zachary, Abdul?" None of these names are right.
Ladies, please, please, don't get too comfortable.
We're still working out the seating, okay? Happy Birthday! It's not my birthday.
Is it? Ooh, Chelsea, I think your bike club is here.
Oh, it's these kind of bikes.
I was picturing like, ding-ding, not like vroom-vroom! All right, everybody clear out! This is a private party! This is our party.
Stand your ground, ladies.
This is our party.
Oh, I beg your pardon.
We called.
There's no way.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it! Cut it! Hold up! Now why don't you take this outside? And if you see a clown, don't let him in.
People, people, I'm going to be answering the phone, in case anyone cares.
Do you care? I guess not.
Hello.
Oh, hi, Dad.
Yes, everything is going great.
Yutzo! Look, baby, my car broke down and I'm going to be a little late.
Okay, that's enough! What? How late? I don't know.
It's going to be a while.
Look, it's just a kid's birthday party.
I'm sure you can handle it.
Okay.
Oh, oh, and tell Maurice the assistant chef to start cooking the pizza without me.
Oh, okay, Dad, yes.
Everything is under control.
I have faith in you.
Chels, my dad is going to be late.
I have to go tell Maurice to make three times as many pizzas.
Maurice, no, don't quit on me, man! Why do you go got to be like that? Come on! What, no grub? Let's roll, boys.
Let's roll, girls.
Let's roll, Mommy.
No, no, rolling.
No rolling allowed, no.
Now everyone is going to get fed, and I promise you it's going to be the most amazing dining experience of your lives.
Cool plan, Rae.
How we going to do that? No idea.
But my vision has to come true, okay? I cannot disappoint my dad again.
This place has to be packed with happy people as soon as he gets here.
Meeting, back room, now.
Happiness, happiness.
Oh, Rae, come here.
"For my two favorite new waitresses.
Ski you later, Dad.
" Oh, man, my dad probably bought these skis for us on our first day.
Oh, but he fired us instead.
That's so sweet.
Chels, okay, just forget about the skis.
We have to figure out how to feed that angry mob, okay? Hey, do you think they'd eat these big balls of dough? Maybe if we turned them into pizzas.
Even better! I know, I know.
Okay, I see my dad do this a lot.
You kind of put it in the flour like that just kind of knead it a little bit, knead it around, I think, make it a circle.
Oh, look, Chels, I can do it.
Kind of just turn it, turn it.
We're making dough, we're making dough.
You see that? I'm fly.
Kneading dough.
Oh! Knead, knead.
We just got to wait for it to come down.
Uh, I don't know what kind of party y'all throwing, but there's a biker bench-pressing an old lady out there.
Eddie, thank goodness you're here.
We so need your help right now.
Cool.
I owe you anyway.
Thanks to you, me and Andrea are back together.
Just got to keep my promise, and, you know, stay more serious about things.
So what can I do? Well Where's the clown? He's going to be late.
If you want to avoid legal action, I suggest you find a replacement.
Uh, why y'all looking at me? We want the clown! No, we don't.
We want the clown! No, we don't.
We want the clown! No, we don't! Cory, I'm sensing some clown issues.
Me? No stupid clown can scare me.
Hey, everybody, look who's here! Hey, it's me, Foodface the clown.
What are you? What is this! Well, you see, it'd probably take too long to make a bunch of little pizzas, so why not just make one giant pizza? You know what, Chels? That's a good idea.
Thank you.
Except for one thing.
We don't have a a giant oven! I just thought I'd let you know Foodface the clown is very disturbing.
William, please, we have bigger problems.
We are trying to figure out how to cook a ten-foot pizza with no oven.
My second-grade science project.
Don't play with me, William.
Can you really cook this thing? I just need a power source and a conductor.
I'm sure I can scrape something up.
Okay, then, hook that up.
Let's get this puppy ready.
Let's Ooh, let's dump the sauce.
Dump the sauce, boss.
Uh, boss, how do we spread the sauce? I'm at a loss.
Unless, of course All right, Chels, ski Mt.
Sauce.
Chels, I'm not used to this, Chels! I know.
That looks painful.
It is! Get over here! Go, go, go! All right, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Watch out.
Stay away from me! Will you stop running from me, Cory? How do you know my name?! I've known you all my life! What's your problem, clown dude? You like scaring little kids? Uh, no, your largeness.
Actually, I was just helping out a friend.
Unhand that clown.
Back off, granny! Who are you calling granny, dirtball? I'm sorry.
I'm sometimes get cranky when I'm hungry.
Now, why don't you do a funny dance for the children? Well, actually, you know, I don't do the dance She said dance, clown! All right! This is for you, kid.
Laugh it up.
Spread it around evenly.
I'm spreading! I'm spreading! I'm going to put some more sauce on, Rae.
Over here.
I like this.
I think I got it.
I like this.
Give me some cheese.
On the pizza.
Oh, yeah, I'm James Brown.
There's some cheese, Raven.
Cheese over there.
All right, okay.
Where's the pepperoni? Pepperoni? Good idea.
I'm putting it in the middle so you can put it around.
Spread it evenly now, Rae.
I'm trying to.
They should put this pizza skiing in the Olympics.
Yeah, you could win a medal.
Ooh, Rae, are you okay? Chels, look, sauce angels! Oh, Rae, they're beautiful.
Bring it up.
Bring it up.
I'm Foodface the clown.
I'm Foodface the clown.
Oh, hey, Andrea.
How you doing? Eddie? I thought you said you were going to be serious.
It's over.
No, Andrea, no, I wasn't clowning.
I was just clowning.
Now that's funny! Yes! Eddie, you're Foodface? Yeah, man, I just didn't want to blow my cover in front of the kids.
I never told anybody this, but I'm afraid of clowns.
Really? I mean, 'cause the way you ran away from me in terror, I would have never guessed, Cory.
Come here.
It's cool.
Okay, William, let me get this straight.
The energy from the motorcycles is going to heat up the knitting needles and cook the pizza? It worked in second grade.
Gentlemen, start your engines! It's working! It's working! Hey, everybody, who wants a slice of pizza? We only get one slice? Trust me, that's all you're going to need.
Come on, guys.
Let's give 'em a hand.
I meant with the pizza! Hot, hot, hot, hot! Dig in, everybody.
Yo, dude, it's not just big it's good.
This certainly is a unique dining experience.
Hey, sorry, I'm late.
Oh, Dad, I'm so glad you're here.
Wow, William's got some interesting friends.
Yeah, well, Chelsea and I thought that why have one party when you can have three? Yep.
Is this your daughter? She throws quite a shindig.
Oh, thank you.
But I'm just doing my job.
This is the man that made it all happen.
You know what? Ladies and gentlemen, please listen up.
I want to introduce you to the owner of the Chill Grill, my dad.
Great job! Great job! Thanks.
I never seen the place so crowded.
Great job! Just like you saw it, Rae.
Dad, I want to thank you for believing in my vision.
Let me let you in on a little secret.
I didn't believe in your vision.
I believed in you.
Thank you.
Hey, how did Maurice cook that big pizza? Oh, hey, Dad, let's enjoy the party first and ask questions later.
Okay.
Cory, come on, man.
You can do this.
You have got to face your fears, man.
Go on.
Yutzo, I just want you to know I'm not afraid of you.
Thanks.
That was pretty cool.
Thanks for the clowning.
So how you doing, man? I'm good.
You know, clowns aren't scary.
But they are annoying.