Erky Perky (2006) s02e22 Episode Script

Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
- Cecil!
- Here's your
termite tea, Margaret,
piping hot, just
like you asked for.
- Take it away!
I want Albert, my handbag.
- Right away, your craziness.
Here he is.
- And where's my tea!
- But you just said
- Are you contradicting me?
(scraping nails)
- No!
Anything but the blackboard!
- Albert!
Albert is broken!
- Maybe we can fix him.
- No.
He's beyond repair.
Oh my poor precious Albert.
So many memories, gone forever!
- Your bath will calm you down.
(crying)
You need rest and relaxation.
But not as much as I do.
- Cecil, I can't
believe Albert's gone!
It stinks.
(farting)
Now listen carefully.
I want that famous designer
bug to make me a new bag.
Go and get him!
And don't breath
a word to anyone!
Understand?
Go!
- Oh, Stinks!
What's the rush?
- Sorry Perky, I'm on a
special, secreified mission!
- Wow!
What is it?
- If I tell you, it won't
be secrefied anymore.
- Oh, okay Stinks.
I totally understand.
- But if you really have
to know, Albert is bustified
and Mad Margaret has
trustified me to fetch Armandor
so he can constructicate
a new bug hand bag.
Don't tell anyone!
- Oh Erky, Stinks just
told me something,
but I can't tell you
because it's a secret.
- OK Perky, I
totally understand.
- But if you have to know,
I could mime it for you.
- Go right ahead.
(quirky music)
Oh, Armandor is going to make
Mad Margaret a new handbag
because Albert is--
- Broken!
Yes!
Oh no!
And Mad Margaret's
handbags are made from
- [Both] Bugs!
- Oh, that was quick!
Have you completed your mission?
- What mission?
- Very good.
Admit to nothing.
Go and tell everyone
I'm going to throw a picnic
for all the bugs in Kitchen.
- Throw a picnic?
With food?
You?
- Gooo!
- Bonkers.
She's totally bonkers.
- I don't wanna be a handbag.
- Oh, Don't be silly,
Armandor will choose
someone really good looking.
Like me.
(screaming)
- Attention all bugs!
Margaret is inviting
everyone in Kitchen to a picnic.
- You said what?
- What's that?
- A picnic.
Oh, you hear that Perky?
That means food!
- Picnic?
That's crazy.
- Believe me, she's
reached a new level of crazy.
- Wait a minute.
Did you say everyone?
All together?
- That's right.
- Oooh boy!
This is not good!
Not good at all.
- She's nuts.
- Completely cuckoo.
- Someone should get
rid of her once and for all.
- He's right!
The time has come to take over.
I'm going to overthrow Mad
Margaret and seize my destiny!
Cecil!
King of Kitchen!
Nah.
Cecil, Emperor of Kitchen!
- Picnic!
Ha!
Who does she
think she's fooling?
It's a bug parade, so Armandor
can pick out the new Albert.
Think!
Think!
I have to think of a way out.
- Too bad we can't
just repair Albert!
- Shh!
I'm thinking, Perky.
I know we'll repair Albert
so Mad Margaret won't need
a new handbag!
- Boof, Boof, Boof.
- Psst, psst.
Over here, Boof.
As your future Emperor,
I have a very important
mission for you.
Are you up for it?
- Uh huh.
- It's top secret
(whispering)
(tense music)
(snoring)
(grunting)
- We did it!
- We're brilliant!
Me?
You fix it.
- I don't know
how to fix things.
- Stinks!
- You called?
- You gotta fix Albert.
Make him like new.
- Don't need to.
Armandor is going to make
Mad Margaret a new bug handbag.
- You'd make a
very stylish handbag.
(exciting music)
- I'll find something
to fixicate it.
(chewing and slobbering)
This could be my
last meal Perky.
Next time you see
this beautiful body
it might be draped over
Mad Margaret's arm.
- Hello, Everyone!
Eat up!
- Mad Margaret's
finally lost the plot.
- She's bonkers.
- I like it!
- Remember, Boof.
On my word.
- Look, Erky!
Armandor's already here!
- Where's Stinks?
- Stinks!
Stinks!
- Allo!
- Hello!
- You can wear
yellow with anything.
- Thank you.
I usually do.
- But you can never
go wrong with blue!
- Oh, Perky!
I think we're done for!
- Stinks!
Stinks!
- Silence!
I have an announcement to make.
- Goodbye, old friend.
- Goodbye!
- One of you is about to
be chosen for a great honor.
- It's Stinks!
- It sure does.
Stinks!
- Armandor
- I concoctonated
this mixture to stick
Albert back together.
- It was a tough decision.
I had to consider
so many things,
the peculiarities of
Margaret's unique complexion,
the need for durability,
the question of texture
and elasticity but above
all I was looking for
a bug that screamed now!
(gasping)
- Now!
Seize her, Boof!!
- Boof!
- Cecil!
- Fellow Bugs!
Margaret is mad.
No, I mean really Mad.
Round the bend.
Cuckoo!
Completely bonkers.
And the time has
come for I, Cecil,
to take over as your
new Emperor of Kitchen!
We're going to get rid
of her once and for all!
Are you with me?
- Cecil, have you
completely lost your mind?
Unhand me!
- Heh, heh, did I say emperor?
Just kidding.
Did you like the little
joke to cheer you up?
Yeah, a little joke.
Funny.
Ha ha
- Boof, grab the traitor!
And before you were
so rudely interrupted,
you were saying Armandor?
- So, in the end there
could only be one choice.
(shrieking)
Albert!
- Albert?
- Yes look, Armandor,
Albert is back.
- Oh, yeah, baby!
- Oh, he's perfect!
- But he doesn't scream now!
- I love him.
- Armandor leaves in disgust!
- Picnic's over!
Cecil you and I are going
to have a very long chat.
- All of those bugs
and he picked me!
And why?
I'm durable, I'm elastic
and I scream now!
- Erky.
- But more than
that I'm true blue
and you gotta admit, gorgeous.
- I do admire zee blue.
Maybe Armandor could
do something with you.
- Huh?
Who me?
No, no, no, I was just kidding.
I'd make a terrible handbag.
Run!
(upbeat music)