Kickin' It (2011) s02e22 Episode Script

Woo! That was refreshing, huh, friends? You know, karate gives you energy to burn.
Don't believe me, just look at my students.
Hey, karate man.
I have a question.
What is it, random stranger? Is it true that you can teach me to break a board with my hands? Absolutely.
One of my students will now show you.
- Where's Jack? - He's not here yet.
- Kim? - No show.
- Can you do this? - Absolutely not.
We'll be back in a minute.
Hey Where have you two been? My demo started 20 minutes ago.
I'm sorry, Rudy.
I forgot to set my alarm clock, and then I couldn't find my Gi and by the time I found it, I missed the bus.
I just didn't want to be here.
You know what? It doesn't matter anyway.
These people are obviously not into karate.
Hey hey! What are you doing here, Ty? This is my demo.
Giving the crowd their first taste of the Black Dragons.
Savor the flavor.
Mmm! Spicy! No no no.
Do not savor his flavor.
It tastes bad.
Like an old jellybean you found stuck to a toilet.
I'm guessing.
Jack! Show him what you got.
Ooh! - In your face, Ty.
- Really? Oh, Ryan? Wow! I mean Wow.
If I sign up for a year, do I get a free Gi? That's right.
Sign up for greatness, red.
Hey hey.
Get your hands off him.
This random stranger's mine.
- No.
He's coming with me.
- No, I said he's coming with me.
He is coming with me.
- No, he's mine! - He is coming Aah! - You can have him.
- You called him.
You can have him.
- Not interested at all.
- I don't want him.
- Don't - Don't - You - You Get all tough with me! I'm saying - Won't - Won't - You - You Come kick it with me? And we could have a ball, run up the wall! That's just how we do.
And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
Here we go, let's start the party! Chop it up like it's karate.
Everybody! - Don't - Don't - You - You Get all tough with me! I'm saying - Won't - Won't - You - You Come kick it with me? And we could have a ball, run up the wall! That's just how we do.
And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you.
Come on, Rudy.
It wasn't a total failure.
Look.
One person handed in a membership form.
Uh, Jack? It hasn't even been filled out yet.
It's just a drawing of Rudy with a butt for a face.
Give me that.
You guys, this membership drive was my chance to get more students so I could make something of this dojo.
But you guys don't take me or this place seriously.
Come on, Rudy.
That's not true.
Hey, guys.
Mr.
Gower from the pet store was wondering if his chimp could come back over and wear Rudy's uniform again.
What?! You guys let a chimp wear my uniform? Rudy, it's hysterical.
From the back he looks just like you.
The only difference is the tail nub.
He doesn't have one.
Unbelievable.
Joan, what's up with the shorts? Oh oh.
The owner of the Mall, old rat face, is out of town so I'm going all cas'.
Shaved my legs for the first time this year.
Showing off the old Joanie ponies.
That was my uncle Blake.
He's on his way to Seaford right now.
- Great.
- No.
Not great.
When I graduated from Seaford High, he gave me money to go to business school, but instead I used the money to buy this dojo.
All these years I let him think that I'm this big successful businessman.
I can't believe you lied to family.
Lies are the glue that keep families together.
When my uncle gets here in an hour, he's gonna find out what I really am.
A joke.
Just a two-bit, broken down, nub-tailed Sensei.
We gotta find a way to help Rudy.
I mean, it's about time we're there when he needs us.
Joan, can we get into your boss's office? Oh, sure.
I'm headed that way right now.
Uh Joan? When you shaved your legs, you may have missed a spot on the back.
Oh, no.
That's what makes them ponies.
Huh? This is never going to work.
Yes, it will.
All you have to do is pass yourself off as the owner of the Mall.
Arms out.
Belt off.
Guys, this doesn't feel right.
I'm your Sensei.
I should be creating an environment of honesty, integrity.
Rudy, your uncle's here.
Lie like the wind, people! Wait, where are my pants? - Jerry, you were in charge of pants! - Hey, this is not my fault, okay? You people should not trust me with something as important as pants.
Uncle Blake.
Rudy.
Uncle Blake! Rudy! Come and give your uncle a hug.
Can't do that.
Rudy, give your uncle a hug! All right, where's your pants? Uh You know.
It's business casual.
Yeah, uh See? This is your business, and Here's your casual.
Well, we should get going and leave Seaford's most successful businessman, to do more great things.
We just want to thank you for your unbelievably generous contribution to our charity.
- Yes, thank you.
- Appreciate it.
Wow.
Hang on, kids.
What's the charity? Um we raise money for - Orphans.
- Build homes.
- Whales.
- Runaways.
Building homes for orphan whales so they don't run away.
- We should go.
- Yeah.
Look at you, Rudy Rudy Rudy! I can't believe it.
You're the the owner of a mall? I'm proud of you, kiddo.
I gotta admit, I was a little worried about you as a kid.
Thought you were a bit How you say an idiot.
But you must have got over that whole karate phase, right? Yeah.
Yep.
Sure did.
Stupid karate.
Oh, excuse me, gentlemen.
I'm Madonna Monroe.
Rudy's secretary.
Charmed.
Don't mind me.
I'm just going to be right here doing some secretary things.
I'll be quiet as a mouse.
- Ms.
Monroe? - Oh, hmm? You're sharpening a pen, darling.
Oh.
Silly me.
Maybe I should just do some filing.
So, what brings you to Seaford? Well, you know, my company just bought the chain of Circus Town Amusement Parks.
And we're trying to work out some of the kinks in the one here in California.
Why don't you drive up tomorrow? We'll have some lunch.
Oh, okay.
Just don't dress business causal, kiddo.
Mail! Hey, Rudy.
Why aren't you over at the She really hates junk mail.
It's gonna be amazing.
- Well, I can't wait.
- Hey, uncle.
Oh.
Sorry, I'll come back.
No no.
Rudy, come on in.
Daphne and Lloyd here were just gonna fill me in on their exciting new idea, to bring the thrill back to Circus Town.
We are planning an exciting new Very exciting! Lloyd! An exciting new adventure that allows kids to, get this Make their own candle.
Woo! We call it The candle maker.
One thrilling waxy adventure.
Kids are gonna love it.
There's no way Sorry.
No no.
If you've got something to say, just jump right in, please.
I really shouldn't But here's the thing.
Have either one of you ever actually talked to a child? Oh, once.
And it was horrible.
I mean, circuses are supposed to be fun.
Where's the fun? Kids have energy.
They want to run and jump and get crazy! Oh, no.
No! - That is not in our research.
- No.
I don't need research to know what kids like.
They like to break stuff.
- Why? - Because it's fun! Come on, Lloyd.
- Smash the diorama.
- We spent over 300 hours on this.
- Just go for it.
- I don't think it's such a good idea.
Just do it! And how do you feel? Alive! And what are you gonna do now? I'm gonna buy a motorcycle and hit the road! I'm calling off my wedding.
I feel bad for his fiance.
It was me.
Oh.
So you're available.
Kickin' it with you! Yo, guys.
To make up for blowing the membership drive, I got us some new students.
You know, Jerry, every once and awhile you get a great idea.
But this is not one of them.
Can you help me? I think I put my jockstrap on backwards.
Not today.
Not ever.
They don't exactly look like they're cut out for karate.
I'll handle this.
Murray, Ruth, why don't you guys start out with some push-ups? He said we're gonna get some of those push-pops.
Do they have cherry? Forget the push-ups.
Why don't you loosen up on the mini-tramp? Whee! Whee.
Whee.
- Hey, Rudy.
How was lunch with your uncle? - Um He said that I was a natural at business and offered me a job.
- What? - Yeah.
It pays over $200,000 a year Comes with a company car.
And who is the old man who just bounced himself out of his pants? I've never felt so free, Ruth.
You're going too high.
Rudy, this is an amazing opportunity.
What are you gonna do? It's the kind of thing that would change my life forever.
Yeah.
You gotta take that job.
Yeah, you're right.
I never thought I would say these words but I guess it's time for me to leave the dojo.
I don't think I will ever forget this moment.
I told you you were going too high! I'll take my push-pop up here.
- Hey, Bobby.
- Hey, what's going on? Ah, my little Wasabi Warriors.
Dude, you tricked out your throne.
Yes.
It's all part of my new year's resolution to never walk again.
What are you doing here? I have come to see you through these troubled times.
To ease your mind about losing your beloved Sensei.
Thanks, Bobby.
That means a lot.
Good good good.
Well, now that you feel better, you should know I've sold the dojo.
Goodbye forever! - What?! - You sold it? But you promised Rudy this would always be our dojo.
Yes, and it will.
I sold it to the only Sensei I could find in this town.
Ah-ha! Here he is now.
What?! He assures me he will take very good care of you.
Well, I'm off.
I've got to go motorize my bathtub.
A little what's up to you, Wasabi worms.
You'll find I'm a lot different than your last Sensei, Judy.
Oh, snap.
Yo, you see what he did? Yeah, dude.
That's just pla Not funny, dude.
I'm not interested in being your friend.
I've got lots of friends.
Well, some friends.
Truth is, I met a guy on Tuesday, and it looks good.
Look, Ty, you've already got your own dojo.
And now I've got two.
With Rudy gone, I'm the only Sensei in town.
Now with me as your Sensei, you must be on guard 24 hours a day.
You never know when you might get rocked with a sneak attack! Oh.
Aah! You will learn! And in conclusion, we'd like to apologize for the animatronic crocodile mishap.
While we can never replace your nose, we would like you to accept this coupon for one free corn dog.
- Could you read that back? - Read what back? My letter.
Oh, I'm not writing your letter.
I'm drawing pictures of firemen.
I call this one "hot Scott".
Could you put that away? Hey, do you think the kids are doing all right? Oh, are you kidding me? I'm sure they're doing just great.
Yeah.
I'm sure you're right.
Hang in there, guys.
Let's show Ty what the Wasabi Warriors are made of.
They'll break any minute.
The contract I signed with Bobby Wasabi said I couldn't kick them out, but it didn't say anything about them quitting.
And once they quit, then we can get rid of them.
Not the same since you got hit with that Bo Staff, are you? No, Ma'am.
- I'm going down.
- I'm out.
- Sayonara.
- No.
Oh, Jack.
Wow, your focus is amazing! Oh, no.
That tuna and bologna sandwich is starting to kick up.
What? No no.
No no no.
No no no no.
No no.
Five-minute break.
Then we're gonna do sit-ups until you puke.
Why don't we just quit? Because we're not quitters.
Dude, I hate Ty.
Think there's any chance Rudy misses us? Well, let's go to his office and find out.
I mean, he's gotta miss us as much as we miss him, right? Maybe he'll want to come back.
What if he's happy? I mean, he's given us so much that we can't go over there and make him feel guilty about us.
You know, Jack's right.
That wouldn't be fair.
Okay, Wasabi pact.
If he's happy, we pretend we're happy.
No matter what.
Wasabi.
- You know what? You know what? Just - Okay.
- Wasabi.
- Wasabi.
Here we go, let's start the party! Chop it up like it's karate.
Whoa, Rudy.
Check out your office! - Whoa.
- Yeah.
I know.
Every time I turn around, it's a new perk.
I just got this one today.
It's the world's spinniest chair.
Whee! And look, I got my own fro-yo machine.
No way! Thanks.
So, uh looks like you're pretty happy, huh, Rudy? Absolutely.
This job is incredible.
I couldn't be happier.
Great.
So, how are things at the dojo? Uh, good.
Really good.
So, who'd Bobby bring in to be the new Sensei? I think you know him.
It's Ty.
- What? - No no no, relax.
He's changed.
He's actually a pretty good Sensei.
Right, guys? Yeah, it's true.
He's even got me breaking boards all over the place.
- You? - Wish I had a board to show you.
I got one right here.
Uh Uh, okay.
Look, a ninja! Whoa.
Eddie, you just broke that board? I did? I did.
I really did.
I'm not stopping now.
I'm going for the desk! Hey! Whoa whoa! This is humiliating.
I can't believe Ty turned Jerry into a dummy.
I think he was born that way.
Not that kind of dummy.
That kind of dummy.
I'm not enjoying this, bro.
Really not.
Hey, why do you think Ty ordered us to drink all this water? He probably just wants us to stay hydrated.
I think he's starting to like us.
Stick figure, mama's boy, on your feet.
We have to determine this dojo's weakest link.
It's obviously one of you.
You two are going to spar until only one of you is left standing.
Only the winner gets to use the bathroom.
- So you're saying - That's right.
You gotta fight for your right to potty.
He's my best friend.
We're not going to resort to violence Oh! All right, Ty.
I think you're taking this too far.
Is that what you think, Jack? Here's what I think.
You both trained under Rudy who I don't recognize as a real Sensei.
So I'm stripping you of your black belts.
What?! You'll have to re-earn your rankings starting with these white belts.
Ty? You're gonna need a mop.
We both lost.
You never had any intention of teaching us, did you? Not really.
But I'm the only dojo in town.
So what are you gonna do about it? All right, Ty.
You win.
We quit.
Yes! You hear that, Black Dragons? That is the end of the Wasabi Warriors! I'm gonna miss everything about that place Even the weird rat that lives under the radiator.
Yeah, I mean wait, that's a rat? Rudy told me that was a hairless Brazilian dog.
I let that thing kiss me.
What are we gonna do? That dojo was the thing that kept us together.
We don't need a dojo to keep us together.
Right, Jack? Of course.
Guys, nothing's gonna change.
Okay, you have a breakfast with marketing, brunch with the Union Rep, lunch with accounting, dinner with advertising and dessert with sales.
Oh! I'm so sick of eating! And your 2:00 from the sideshow is here.
It's with Benny, the world's smallest man.
- Send him in.
- Come in, Benny! We've had some more complaints about you, Benny.
I'm gonna have to let you go.
Hey.
That kind of language is unnecessary.
I will not fight with you.
- Really? - And how is my favorite nephew? - Oh, sorry.
Didn't realize - Don't worry.
Benny was on his way out.
Wow.
Attitude.
Because of you, attendance at Circus Town is up 50%.
Now I'm opening a new Park in Taiwan, and I want you to run it.
I'm I'm flattered, uncle Blake.
But Taiwan's pretty far away.
I'll pay you a million dollars.
- I will pack my bags! - All right.
I am very proud of you, Rudy.
The whole family is so proud.
Goodbye, Mr.
Gillespie.
Bye.
Woo-wee! Look who's a fat cat now.
You heard about my promotion.
What promotion? Jack, it's Rudy.
I know, I know.
Way too long.
Hey, you think you could get the gang together? I got some news I wanna talk to you about.
Okay.
Yeah yeah.
I'm actually with them right now.
All right, I'll see you tomorrow night.
Yo, Jack.
What goes great with falafel ball? Old man! Now you're not getting your ball back! Jack, there's some bullies outside and they just pulled the basket off my bike.
One, I've seen your basket.
I think they did you a favor.
And two, I don't do the whole karate thing anymore.
You gotta fight your own fights, man.
Hey, leave the old guy alone, Randy.
Where you going? I gotta track down some friends I haven't seen in a while.
Same time tomorrow, Mr.
Rosenbaum? Hope you can come back so we can have a little more I was in the war, hair-bag! I saw you at practice yesterday.
I'll say it, I love watching you sweat.
Really? I didn't see you at my French Horn practice.
I was outside the window on my polo pony.
When you played Tchaikovsky's fifth, I got so excited I chewed the end off my riding crop! Claire, I told you I have a girlfriend.
One day I will have you, Milton.
You and that beautiful bulbous brain of yours.
Holy Christmas nuts! Jack! - What's up, buddy? - I haven't seen you in months.
Not since you transferred to Swathmore.
It's good to see you.
And that beautiful bulbous brain of yours.
How is everybody? I don't really know.
I run into Eddie every once in a while.
How are you and Kim doing? I don't really see her much.
And I completely lost track of Jerry.
I see him every day.
He's here.
Right.
Jerry got into Swathmore? Kind of.
Surfing the lightning! The lightning the lightning! Woo! Yo! Jack! - What it do, man? - What are you doing here? Well, I left Seaford High to go to night school with my cousin Chewey.
Yeah, that way I can work this sweet custodian job.
Guys, Rudy wants to know if he could have dinner with us tomorrow night.
- He says he has some big news.
- What kind of news? I don't know, but for Rudy's sake, I think we should get together and, you know, pretend things are the way they used to be.
Jack, I'd love to get the old gang back together and see Rudy.
But I've got a lot of other stuff going on right now.
Tomorrow's my big French Horn recital.
Uh, I can't.
I got a date with a real cutie.
Yeah, I think she likes my new scent.
Check it.
Urinal cakes, yo.
Mmm, pine fresh.
You mother was right.
You weren't built for karate.
You were built for one thing.
The merengue! Music! I can't believe how much progress you've made in just two months.
- One, two.
One, two.
- Thanks, Mrs.
King.
I practice every night with Rosie.
- Your sister? - No, my Doberman.
Yesterday I dipped her, she coughed up a dead bird.
- Hey hey, Jack! What's going on, dude?! - What's up, buddy? Rudy needs to know if you can make a really important dinner tomorrow night.
I can't.
I got a big dance show.
It's old school.
It's about taking it back to the street.
I get to wear bedazzled tights.
But Eddie, this is really important.
- Rudy really wants us - Well well well.
If it isn't Jack and his old pal, twinkle toes.
Frank, why don't you get lost? We're talking.
Well, I do my talking with my fists, and this one has something to say.
Ow.
I probably shouldn't have done that.
Not so tough anymore, are you, Jack? I guess I'm a little rusty.
Hey, if you're looking to get back into shape, there's an opening at the dance academy.
- In fact - I'm not dancing with you, Eddie.
You have to grunt like that? You sound like my father when he passed his kidney stone.
Uh sorry.
Old habit.
Just trying to energize our practice.
Ewe, it's that skeevy skater dude.
Thinks he's so cute with that hair and those two moles that are just so plain Naughty.
Uh, girls, take a five.
- Hey, Kim.
How you been? - I'm fine.
Did you get my message about tonight? Uh, yeah I can't make it.
Sorry.
Come on.
It's for Rudy.
It sounded important.
Well, staying connected was important, but that didn't happen either.
It wasn't just me.
We all went in different directions.
We lost the dojo, Jack, but I didn't think we'd lose each other.
Kim, when you're done with practice, we'll go grab a slice.
Oh, uh, Jack, this is Brett.
He's my Boyfriend.
I'll see you around.
Give me an "awk"! Give me a "ward"! What do you got? Awkward! I can't believe you guys came! Well, after seeing you, we all started thinking about how we used to be.
Jack, do you think Rudy's big news is that he wants to quit his job and get his dojo back? That's what I was hoping.
- Kim, you made it! - Hey, Kim! It's good to see you again.
Rudy! Wow! You look, uh I know.
I know.
Everyone's talking about it.
I got my eyebrows waxed! So, Rudy, what's the big news? Well, um.
I got a big promotion and I'm moving to Taiwan.
Wow.
Taiwan, that's That's great, Rudy.
I just wanted to tell you guys in person.
You know, tonight is about remembering all of the great times that we shared.
So order anything that you want.
Believe it or not, I could eat a horse.
Or maybe try a salad.
Rudy, you were so scared, you ran through the wall.
Okay, for your information, ladybugs will bite if provoked.
Oh, man.
Look at the time.
- I gotta go pack.
- We should get going too.
Guys, this was great.
And, you know, you might not have me.
But you still got the dojo and more importantly, each other.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
I'll always love you guys.
What do you say? One last time? Wasabi.
Wasabi! All right, get out of here.
I'm gonna pay this bill.
Ah, one last time.
Come on.
Get in here.
Ah, love you guys.
- See ya.
- Take care, Rudy.
See you, Rudy.
You don't walk away from your friends when they need you.
You're a great Sensei and you mean everything to your students.
You know what? We're gonna stay right here and do the best we can Together.
Whoa! Look at you, Rudy! I can't believe it.
I mean, what happened to your eyebrows? Ty.
Whatever differences we may have had, you set 'em aside and you've done right by my kids.
So thank you.
It's important for me to know that this dojo will always be their home.
Their home? They don't come here anymore.
- What? - Those losers left like three months ago.
What were you guys thinking? You've never lied to me before.
Actually, that's not true.
There was the burnt carpet thing, the missing toilet thing, the hole inside I get it! You've lied to me before.
Rudy, we didn't want you to miss out on a great opportunity because of us.
Let me ask you guys something.
If I were the Sensei in that dojo, would you come back? - Absolutely.
- Of course we would.
Ty.
- I want my dojo back.
- I'm not selling the dojo, Judy.
I hate this guy, but he makes me laugh.
I'll give you double what you paid for it.
I'm not interested in your money.
Well, there is something other than money.
Uh But you'd probably never go for it.
Collectible presidential plates? Because I have everybody but Taft.
Do you have a Taft? I'm not talking about plates.
I'm talking about Wait, do you have a Coolidge? Because that would complete my set.
Rudy! I'm talking about a challenge.
My students against your students.
Winner gets the dojo.
Unless you're too, uh Scared.
Ooh! Two conditions One, not just our students, but Sensei against Sensei.
And two, when you lose, I get your Taft! Deal.
One week from today.
Guys, we have got to win this! You're right.
The entire future of our dojo rides on this.
That, and I don't have a Taft.
Guys, if we wanna win this, we're gonna have to get back into shape.
Jack's right.
Look at you.
You people are a mess.
I know someone who can help.
I'll call my aunt Jillian.
Your aunty Jillian? What is she gonna do? Knit us a scarf while we do sit-ups? She's pretty good.
I'm not sure you can handle it.
Uh, trust me, Milton.
There's nothing your aunty can dish out that I can't take.
I can't take it! I can't take it! Tell me, was your body screaming like this when you were shoveling donuts into it? Yes, but I jammed two cupcakes into my ears so I couldn't hear it.
- What are you two doing? - We were just talking about you.
We think you're pretty awesome coming down here to help them out.
And I love your little workout outfit.
It is so cute.
You know what I think would be cute? You grabbing the treadmill and doing 10 miles, Goldilocks! What's going on over here? Oh, I'm just climbing the stairs.
This machine's pretty easy.
Yeah? How about now? Hmm? Better? Mommy! - Why are your feet not moving? - Because I'm coasting downhill.
Not anymore.
Go go go! Go! People, the only sound I wanna hear right now Is the sound of your fat burning! Milty, honey.
Don't bulk up too much.
Come on! Jillian, that was amazing.
You did it.
You got us back into shape.
Uh, but there is one last thing that I'd like to do.
And, believe me, it's from all of us.
Oh! I'll take that as a compliment.
Look, guys, I was tough on you because I care, all right? You see, the key to a long, healthy, happy life is being in great shape.
Now, go get your dojo back! Go go go! Beat it.
Kickin' it with you! All right, so you get in there and you do the kicky-kicky, chop-chop, but what's the point of the square? You fight until you get forced out.
Oh.
Sounds like every relationship I've ever been in.
Yeah! Yes! Great job, Kim.
It's two to two.
Jack, put us ahead.
Don't worry, Rudy.
I got this.
- Woo! - Come on, Jack! Great.
A draw.
You had it, Ryan.
We had it.
Sorry I let you down.
But it didn't lose.
It was a tie.
A tie is like kissing your sister! I kissed your sister when we were in college.
It's not fun.
Sorry, guys.
I lost my focus for a second.
Rudy, this means you have to win.
I'm the one who gave this place up.
I'm the one who's gonna win it back.
- Come on, Rudy.
You got it, man.
- Woo! So it all comes down to you and me, Ty.
For the dojo.
Yeah, about that.
You're not gonna be fighting me.
What are you talking about? You said it was gonna be Sensei against Sensei.
It is.
I forgot to tell you.
I hired a new Sensei this morning.
Meet Kofi Kingston.
Guys, a little change of plans.
Instead of winning the dojo back, looks like I'm gonna die.
Rudy, remember what you've always taught us.
If you believe in yourself, there's nothing you can't do.
You know who I got that from? Frosty the Snowman.
I am going to die! Put me in, Coach.
I'll tear up this guy.
Murray, put your glasses on.
Ay ay ay.
I'll say some nice words at your funeral.
- Let's go, Rudy! - You can do it, man! Any particular way you want your legs ripped off? Surprise me.
Wearing him out by letting him beat you senseless.
That's thinking.
Ref, would you be a dove and give me a quick timeout? My colon's making an odd squishy sound.
Oh! Rudy! Step out of the square and stop the fight.
- You're gonna get killed.
- I can't.
We'll lose the dojo.
Rudy, the dojo is just a building.
Don't you get it? As long as we're together, we've won.
- Yeah, Rudy.
- Get in there and fight, girly boy! You're right.
We did win.
And I know it's just a building.
But it's our building.
Come on, Rudy! Let's go, buddy! - Yeah! - Rudy did it! You just couldn't do it, could you? You're just a big lame loser! Uncle Blake.
I have something I need to tell you.
Ah, don't worry, Rudy.
Ms.
Monroe told me everything.
And you know all that money I gave you a long time ago? From what I've seen, I made a really good investment.
You came all the way down here just to tell me that? No no, I came to pick up Ms.
Monroe.
Can you believe how cheesy this thing is? I know, right? So tacky, so gaudy, so ridiculous.
You want your face painted over his, don't you? More than life itself.
And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you! So anyway, Brett, I hope you understand.
It's just I still have feelings for someone else.
Jack! I was just, uh You weren't supposed to hear that.
I don't know.
I'm kinda glad I did.
Hey, you know what? Instead of going to practice, you wanna go get some pizza? We're gonna blow off practice just so we can have a A date.
Kickin' it with you! And then they told me it involved math, so I quit.
Ah, I love the sound of your voice.
Oh, Blakey.
I have something to tell you.
But Donna, I care about you so much.
Nothing you could say could change the way I feel about you right now.
My name's Joan and this is my real voice.
I'm out.
Oh, that date lasted 17 minutes.
A new record.
A new record, everybody! Ha ha!