Regular Show (2010) s02e22 Episode Script
The Night Owl
Yea! Drum solo! Thanks for sharing the sodas.
Yea man, thanks for sharing the tunes.
Who's coming at ya? It's The Night Owl.
Shut your faces! It's the Night Owl! Do you like cars? Do you love cars? If a car was a girl, would you take her on a date and try to get to second base? Then who's giving away a brand new vintage muscle car? W.
H.
O.
Z, that too and you have to be the last one standing at the catwalk on the W.
H.
O.
Z.
Billboard downtown! But you got to be in it to win it, so come on down tomorrow at noon for your chance to win! A vintage muscle car? Just for standing? Freakin' Sweet! Maybe it's just the sodas talking, but I think we should work together to win that car.
I don't know.
We really never worked together before.
Well maybe its time we cracked open an ice cold can of team work.
FOR THE CAR! Yeah, we should! Let's do it, Babies! Hey, there, radio listeners, this is The Night Owl, comin' to ya live from The Night Owl's first annual Stand-Off for the Steel.
We certainly have some ambitious people out here, but only time will tell who has the drive for the ride.
Aw, man! I can't wait to shove a key into that! Dude, were gonna look so cool all up in there! Yeah we will! Is there something on my face!? Uhh.
.
no? THEN QUIT STARING BRO!!! Save it for the contest Muscle Man.
Alright everyone I hope you're all comfortable because the Stand off For the Steel starts in 3, 2, 1! Bring it in guys.
Bring it in.
We're not leaving here today without that car, so you know what to do.
Yes.
Send those other losers home on their crudy car! Were down now with the final four, but don't you worry whoheads because there still is plenty of contest left.
Hey man, the take guy heard those final four talking and they're gonna share the car.
It's over.
What?! The contest can't be over, my ratings were just starting to get good Bring in the isolation booth.
How does it feel to be a part of the final four? It feels GREAT! - AWESOME! - Its EXCITING! Hm-hmm, and how do you make it this far? Working together, baby! Fantastic.
So, what are you going to do with the car? - Share it.
- Hmm, that's funny, because that's not what Mordecai said.
What did Mordecai say? Well, that he was going to get the car for himself.
Rigby said that? Yeah, that's what Muscle Man said.
I knew it! That jerk! I can't believe this! Oh, he's going to pay! Well, let me tell you, if you really want that car, then you better make sure you're the last one off the W.
H.
O.
Z.
Billboard, 'cause there can only be one winner.
Well, we did it.
- Yep.
- Yeah.
Guess all that's left to do now is step down and get the car.
That sounds about right.
Well, I'll meet you guys down there, I got to take down the tent first.
No, no.
We'll take care of the tent.
You should go first.
I'm not stepping off this thing until you three step off it first.
What's that supposed to mean? It means I know what you're up to! You know what I'M up to? I know what YOU'RE up to! Step one, working with you was a huge mistake, and step two, get off this billboard.
You smell like barf! YOU SMELL LIKE BARF! And now little insurance to make sure that this little competition doesn't end too early.
You smell like BARF! GET OFF OF THE BILLBOARD BARFSACK! DON'T CALL ME A BARFSACK! STOP! STOP! Somethings not right! OH MY- How long have we been up here? Dude, I think were in the future.
Aww, this is all YOUR fault! ME! You were the one who was trying to get the car for yourself! Yeah thats right, The Night Owl told me what you said! What did I say! That you were gonna trick us so you can get the car for yourself! Get your hand outta my FACE! I never said that! Thats what Rigby said! What?! Thats what The Night Owl told ME! But The Night Owl told me, thats what High-Five Ghost said.
I never said that! Wait a minute guys, I think The Night Owl tricked us.
Yeah I think you're right bro! Hey! Hey you! What are you doing up in the exihibit! You're the contestants! Contestants are unfrozen! I repeat unfrozen! Requesting backup imediently! Thats not good! We gotta get outta here! Muscle Man can you start that car! Yeah.
Lets blow this popsicle stand! GO! GO! GO! Get to the car! Fives and I could hot wire it! Stop! Stay where you are! Get out of the car! Lets go! Lets go! GO! GO! We've got a problem Contestants fleeing primese officers in pursuits.
Don't let them escape.
Stop runners! Return to you're display by once by the order of The Night Owl! Night Owl! He must've built this museum around the contest.
I always knew those guys were special.
We gotta find the time machine! WHAT? We're in the future bros! Theres gotta be a time machine! - I don't think- - Attention 缺缺缺 The Time Machine Exhibit will be closing in five minutes.
Eat on that MORDECAI!! Muscle Man get closer to that Info Booth! How are we gonna find the time previlion? Time previlion, calculating directions.
Its still loading! Take the wheel! Download complete! Time Machine previlion in 0.
7 miles, turn right.
There it is! We're gonna make it! It's The Night Owl! Get out of the way jerkface we need to use your time machine! You cant leave this place, I froze you a thousands of years ago.
I made what you are and what you always must be.
Ice cubes in my drink of success.
NOW GET BACK INTO YOUR GLASS! Select year of contest.
Day one of contest, selected! NO! Lets see.
Awesome idea for a contest.
Check.
Cool prize for a contest.
Check.
Enough liquid nitrogen to make sure contest lasts enough to make me famous.
Check.
NO! My car! I Laxed out my student lowns for that car! You're gonna have to pay for that- That's for freezing us on purpose.
Man, I'm glad thats over with.
Yeah, that contest blew launch.
Hey, you don't think we'll run into to our past selves, do you? Nah, you can't exist with yourself in any given moment in time, it doesn't work that way.
Oh, okay, I guess that makes sense.
And if it does work that way, we can always just fight to the death with each of our copies.
Yea man, thanks for sharing the tunes.
Who's coming at ya? It's The Night Owl.
Shut your faces! It's the Night Owl! Do you like cars? Do you love cars? If a car was a girl, would you take her on a date and try to get to second base? Then who's giving away a brand new vintage muscle car? W.
H.
O.
Z, that too and you have to be the last one standing at the catwalk on the W.
H.
O.
Z.
Billboard downtown! But you got to be in it to win it, so come on down tomorrow at noon for your chance to win! A vintage muscle car? Just for standing? Freakin' Sweet! Maybe it's just the sodas talking, but I think we should work together to win that car.
I don't know.
We really never worked together before.
Well maybe its time we cracked open an ice cold can of team work.
FOR THE CAR! Yeah, we should! Let's do it, Babies! Hey, there, radio listeners, this is The Night Owl, comin' to ya live from The Night Owl's first annual Stand-Off for the Steel.
We certainly have some ambitious people out here, but only time will tell who has the drive for the ride.
Aw, man! I can't wait to shove a key into that! Dude, were gonna look so cool all up in there! Yeah we will! Is there something on my face!? Uhh.
.
no? THEN QUIT STARING BRO!!! Save it for the contest Muscle Man.
Alright everyone I hope you're all comfortable because the Stand off For the Steel starts in 3, 2, 1! Bring it in guys.
Bring it in.
We're not leaving here today without that car, so you know what to do.
Yes.
Send those other losers home on their crudy car! Were down now with the final four, but don't you worry whoheads because there still is plenty of contest left.
Hey man, the take guy heard those final four talking and they're gonna share the car.
It's over.
What?! The contest can't be over, my ratings were just starting to get good Bring in the isolation booth.
How does it feel to be a part of the final four? It feels GREAT! - AWESOME! - Its EXCITING! Hm-hmm, and how do you make it this far? Working together, baby! Fantastic.
So, what are you going to do with the car? - Share it.
- Hmm, that's funny, because that's not what Mordecai said.
What did Mordecai say? Well, that he was going to get the car for himself.
Rigby said that? Yeah, that's what Muscle Man said.
I knew it! That jerk! I can't believe this! Oh, he's going to pay! Well, let me tell you, if you really want that car, then you better make sure you're the last one off the W.
H.
O.
Z.
Billboard, 'cause there can only be one winner.
Well, we did it.
- Yep.
- Yeah.
Guess all that's left to do now is step down and get the car.
That sounds about right.
Well, I'll meet you guys down there, I got to take down the tent first.
No, no.
We'll take care of the tent.
You should go first.
I'm not stepping off this thing until you three step off it first.
What's that supposed to mean? It means I know what you're up to! You know what I'M up to? I know what YOU'RE up to! Step one, working with you was a huge mistake, and step two, get off this billboard.
You smell like barf! YOU SMELL LIKE BARF! And now little insurance to make sure that this little competition doesn't end too early.
You smell like BARF! GET OFF OF THE BILLBOARD BARFSACK! DON'T CALL ME A BARFSACK! STOP! STOP! Somethings not right! OH MY- How long have we been up here? Dude, I think were in the future.
Aww, this is all YOUR fault! ME! You were the one who was trying to get the car for yourself! Yeah thats right, The Night Owl told me what you said! What did I say! That you were gonna trick us so you can get the car for yourself! Get your hand outta my FACE! I never said that! Thats what Rigby said! What?! Thats what The Night Owl told ME! But The Night Owl told me, thats what High-Five Ghost said.
I never said that! Wait a minute guys, I think The Night Owl tricked us.
Yeah I think you're right bro! Hey! Hey you! What are you doing up in the exihibit! You're the contestants! Contestants are unfrozen! I repeat unfrozen! Requesting backup imediently! Thats not good! We gotta get outta here! Muscle Man can you start that car! Yeah.
Lets blow this popsicle stand! GO! GO! GO! Get to the car! Fives and I could hot wire it! Stop! Stay where you are! Get out of the car! Lets go! Lets go! GO! GO! We've got a problem Contestants fleeing primese officers in pursuits.
Don't let them escape.
Stop runners! Return to you're display by once by the order of The Night Owl! Night Owl! He must've built this museum around the contest.
I always knew those guys were special.
We gotta find the time machine! WHAT? We're in the future bros! Theres gotta be a time machine! - I don't think- - Attention 缺缺缺 The Time Machine Exhibit will be closing in five minutes.
Eat on that MORDECAI!! Muscle Man get closer to that Info Booth! How are we gonna find the time previlion? Time previlion, calculating directions.
Its still loading! Take the wheel! Download complete! Time Machine previlion in 0.
7 miles, turn right.
There it is! We're gonna make it! It's The Night Owl! Get out of the way jerkface we need to use your time machine! You cant leave this place, I froze you a thousands of years ago.
I made what you are and what you always must be.
Ice cubes in my drink of success.
NOW GET BACK INTO YOUR GLASS! Select year of contest.
Day one of contest, selected! NO! Lets see.
Awesome idea for a contest.
Check.
Cool prize for a contest.
Check.
Enough liquid nitrogen to make sure contest lasts enough to make me famous.
Check.
NO! My car! I Laxed out my student lowns for that car! You're gonna have to pay for that- That's for freezing us on purpose.
Man, I'm glad thats over with.
Yeah, that contest blew launch.
Hey, you don't think we'll run into to our past selves, do you? Nah, you can't exist with yourself in any given moment in time, it doesn't work that way.
Oh, okay, I guess that makes sense.
And if it does work that way, we can always just fight to the death with each of our copies.