That's So Raven (2003) s02e22 Episode Script
Shake, Rattle and Rae
1 Hey.
Alana and her crew are really getting on my last nerve.
It's a big test, okay? Just try to let it roll off your back.
Or you know, bounce off your head.
You're right.
I've just got to stay calm.
That's it.
I just can't take it anymore.
This is me and this is the edge.
I am over the edge! I can't take it anymore! You guys have been on my case since the fourth grade.
Why? Hey, Rae.
Mr.
Finn is behind me, isn't he? Yeah.
Yep, that's me.
Hey, hey.
Chelsea! Check it out.
I just got my driver's permit.
That one little piece of paper means freedom.
Well, come on! Let's hit the road.
We can do that, Chels, as long as I'm in "a properly-insured vehicle with a licensed driver over 25, within city limits, before sundown.
" Sounds like you had more freedom like on the bus.
Oh, hey, Rae.
Did you get in a lot of trouble? Yeah.
I flunked the test.
And the principal said if I don't make peace with Alana, then we're both suspended.
Rae, you really need to settle this beef once and for all.
I know.
That's why I made an appointment with her in her office.
Yeah, that's really good.
You know what I'm saying? Because Hold on.
That girl got an office? All right, Baxter.
Make it fast.
Loca, get her a seat.
I meant get her a chair! No, no.
That's okay.
I like the seat down.
So why have you come to me today? Listen.
I think it's just really time we settle our differences.
By Alana's scoffing at your suggestion.
I know you don't want to get suspended and lose all of this.
Okay, keep talking.
Look, why don't we just, why don't we call it a truce? Girl, make peace.
Maybe if we stop fighting for two seconds, we could get to know each other and become friends.
I know, see.
Isn't that funny? We're laughing together.
Why don't we try to do something fun together? We already did, this morning.
When we chucked the papers at you.
But no, you didn't like it.
Well, maybe we could do something that's fun for the both of us.
Whatever.
As long as it's after dark, and we're not seen in public together.
Got it! What about an old- fashioned slumber party? You mean, you're inviting me to a slumber party? For some reason, Alana is considering it.
So you mean we'll all be in pajamas, doing each other's nails? Yep.
I'll even make s'mores.
S'mores? Yes! I mean, s'mores.
Alana said something, something, something, in terra sante.
Cool, we'll make it my house, Saturday night.
Fine.
I'll go to your little slumber party, but only under one condition.
It better be fun.
Oh, and no weird stuff.
Because every time I'm around you, Baxter, something weird happens.
That's actually two conditions.
Hey, Mr.
B.
I want to thank you for giving me my first driving lesson.
My mom's been so busy.
Oh, oh.
And if we pass by any of the homeys, you mind ducking down? Hold up there, Hotrod.
First lesson is parking.
Park it right there.
Now I said I was going to teach you how to drive.
I didn't say I was going to let you get behind the wheel of my car.
Now, buckle your seat belt.
Eddie, driving is a serious business.
Now, come on.
Give it some pretend gas and pull away carefully from the imaginary curb.
Okay, all clear.
Let's roll.
Eddie! Watch out! You almost hit a moose.
Cory, what are you doing? Earning five bucks.
He's helping me test you.
You never know what kind of obstacles you're going to run into out on the road.
Yeah, Mr.
B.
The road is filled with little kids running around in moose hats.
Well, not if you keep hitting them.
Careful, Rae! Moose crossing.
Dad, you know that I have a slumber party tonight.
I thought you were taking Eddie out driving.
So did I.
Come on, Dad, you've got to go.
Please.
Ooh, can I come, too? You need to take Bullwinkle with you.
Okay, fine.
Eddie, time to get behind the wheel.
Yes! Eddie, two hands.
Yeah, Mr.
B.
I would really hate to lose control of Baby's First Steering Wheel.
If you honk the horn, bubbles come out.
What comes out if I honk you? Okay, okay.
Enough, you two.
Eddie, keep your eyes on the road.
They're here.
Chels, why you got to say it like that? I don't know, maybe because you're inviting evil into your house.
Listen, I need this.
Okay, Chels? You've got to help me.
Remember, nothing weird.
Hey, ya'll.
Come on in.
Oh, I love your pajamas! You're really getting into the spirit of slumbering! Alana feels you're trying too hard.
Right, come on in.
Let's get to the fun.
Okay.
So what can we trash? No, no.
The other kind of fun.
You know, the one where property isn't destroyed.
Hey, let's just get to the beauty treatments.
What you saying, we're not beautiful? No, no.
You're gorgeous.
This is just to enhance.
You know, it's stuff that we do at slumber parties.
Right.
I knew that.
Let's do some beauty.
Okay.
Do you love it? Oh, so much.
I love it.
Oh, remember in fifth grade when I put the lizard down the back of your pants? Hilarious.
Yeah, yeah.
Who knew those cute little things had such sharp claws.
I don't know why it was so much fun to torture you.
Well, maybe because deep down you really liked me.
No, that wasn't it.
I pretty much torture everybody.
Admit it, Alana.
You gave me special torture.
Yeah, I guess I did.
All right.
All done.
What do you think? Wow, cool.
Is this not the best slumber party you've ever been to? Well, between you and me, Raven, it's the only slumber party I've ever been to.
Oh.
Well, you know, that's probably because you're too cool for that, so, understandable.
No.
It's just that no one ever invited me.
That's terrible.
You might find this hard to believe, but some girls find me intimidating.
Blow.
Okay, you guys! It's ready! I hate to brag, but this batch is like perfect.
Yes! I am starving! Yes! Give me this! Baxter! Um, Alana wants you to know that you're eating her facial mask.
I've got to say this is way more fun than I thought it would be.
Yeah, Rae, eat some more.
All right, girls, let's get our party on.
Go, Alana, go, Alana Go, Raven Go, Raven, go, Alana Go, Alana, go, Alana Earthquake! This party is rockin'.
That's what I'm afraid of.
Chelsea, kitchen, now.
All right, you guys, keep partying! Party, party, party, party! That's right.
Chelsea! Yeah, sorry.
It's just that my groove thing has a mind of its own.
Chelsea, listen, this is important, okay? I had a vision that there's going to be an earthquake.
An earthqua?! Earthquake? When's it going to happen? Sometime tonight.
What are we going to do? I don't know, Chels.
I mean, if I tell them about my vision, then they'll know I'm psychic, and that's not good.
And if I don't tell them, that could be dangerous.
And that's not good.
I mean, if I send them home and don't tell them why, they'll think I'm weird, and that's not good.
This is not good.
No.
Okay, but we can do this.
We just got to keep the party fun and we got to keep it safe.
Right.
No problem.
We can do that.
Yeah, we just, we just can't be weird.
So explain how this is not weird.
Hey, you know what? Everyone plays this at all the cool slumber parties.
It's called the Protective Headgear Game.
This is stupid.
Chill.
If they're playing it at all the cool slumber parties, then we should be playing it, too.
Explain the rules, Raven.
Actually, the rules are the best part.
If you feel shaking of any kind, you run under the piano and take cover.
Whoo-hoo! Fun! Fun! That is the spirit, Chels.
Okay, let's practice.
Oh, no, it's shaking! It's shaking! Under the piano! Go, go, go, under the piano, go! Get over there! That's very impressive.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm surprised you guys never played this game before.
I haven't! I haven't really! Right.
So here is the twist, okay? Now, you have to stay underneath the piano until the head helmet-- that's me-- says, "Come out.
Come out.
It's safe," okay? I'm going to go make a phone call.
Hey, Baxter, I'm getting hungry.
And you won't like me when I'm hungry.
All right.
Well, what if I make s'mores? S'mores! Dad, your cell phone's ringing.
That's right.
But I'm not going to answer it.
When you're driving, you got to keep your mind on the road and both hands on the wheel.
Oh, that's my cell.
Edward, what did I just say about driving and talking on the phone? I'm not driving! I'll get it.
Here.
Hello.
L.
A.
Tease Line.
Corey speaking, baby.
Oh, hey, Raven.
What? Okay, I'll tell him.
I'll tell him.
What's wrong? Raven had a vision.
She said there's going to be an earthquake.
An earthquake? We got to get home.
Eddie, I'm about to set a bad example, but this is an emergency.
Rae, are those s'mores ready yet? 'Cause the girls are kinda getting angry that they're still stuck under the piano.
Yeah, they don't get this game at all.
Chels, listen.
I just need a few more seconds, okay? Just distract 'em.
Right, right.
I'll distract them with, with, with Ooh.
Perfect.
I'm not even going to ask, dude.
And I want you to put that helmet on, missy, okay? Safety first.
You happy? You see, officer, we were at home driving on the couch, and then the girls came downstairs in their pajamas and they kicked us out, so I had Eddie here drive with his toy steering wheel.
So he was the one that was speeding? No, that was me.
But only because my daughter called to warn us that there was an earthquake coming.
You see, she's psychic.
Really? When I'm not working, I'm a leprechaun.
I got to say I whipped these up pretty good.
What are you doing on the floor, Baxter? Trying to get up.
Make it fast or we're out of here.
We're starving.
And that egg beater stuff? It's getting weird.
Oh, no, it's stuck! I can't see! Move it! Oh, okay, okay.
I can't freak out, okay.
Just make the s'mores.
It'll be okay.
All right.
Oh, man.
Got to make the s'mores.
Got to find the graham crackers.
Graham crackers, got 'em.
Graham crackers-- one, two, three, four.
Now I got to find the marshmallows.
The refrigerator.
Got it.
Here's the refrigerator.
Here we go.
Okay, marshmallow fluff.
Okay, got it.
All right.
Let's go get it.
All right.
Here we go.
Okay, spoon.
Where's the spoon? All right.
Got to love the fluff.
All right.
Now I find the chocolate syrup.
Chocolate syrup.
Oh chocolate syrup! Okay, here we go.
Oh, yeah.
I am going to smother it in chocolatey goodness! You are having fun.
This is not weird.
You are being distracted.
Okay, ya no mas.
We are out of here.
Okay, who's ready for s'mores? Who's ready? These are s'mores? Yeah.
I built 'em up too much.
Baxter, did you make those with your eyes closed? Sorta.
I kinda had a little helmet accident.
Chels, a little help.
Yeah, sure, sure.
Okay, come on, pull.
A little help, girls, actually.
We could use some help.
Okay, all right, all right.
Now, on ten.
One, two, ten! Baxter, get off of me! This is my first and last slumber party! No.
Okay, wait, you can't go.
I finally get to go to a slumber party and it had to be yours.
Oh, Alana, you got to let me explain.
No quiero oir mas.
The only thing weirder than you at school is you in your own house.
There's going to be an earthquake.
Baxter, nobody knows when there's going to be an earthquake.
I do.
Raven, what are you doing? I have to, Chels.
This is going to be dangerous.
Look, the reason that I know there's going to be an earthquake is because is because I'm psychic.
Earthquake! Everybody under the piano! Go, go, go! Wow, Raven, you really are psychic.
Yo, yo, yo, is everybody okay? Did you feel the earthquake? That was no earthquake.
That my dad's car crashing into the garage wall.
Come on, Corey.
Give me a hand, man.
I hope I didn't scare you guys too much.
Rae, I rushed back as soon as I got your call.
Whoa, Baxter, you had your pops run into the side of the house to make us think there was an earthquake? yup.
That was so cool.
You really got us.
The helmets, making us hide under the piano.
Making us think you were psychic.
Yeah, me, psychic? Please? Alana is impressed by the depth of your deception.
That was the coolest prank ever! So everybody's fine? Yes, thanks, Dad, so much for helping me out with the prank.
You made me it feel like a real earthquake, just like I envisioned it.
Remember what I said? Oh, right.
Anytime.
Uh, Eddie, you ready for another lesson? You going to let me drive now? No, I'm going to let you dial.
I'm going to show you how to call the insurance company.
I can't believe you pulled that off.
Yeah, me neither.
So are y'all going to stay? Hey, we came to have fun.
All right! Let's get this party re-started.
Alana, great news.
I got our makeup tests back from Mr.
Freno.
We passed! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes! I'm so excited for us! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! Man, why'd the hugging stop? Alana's been doing some thinking.
Okay.
You really got me with that slumber party prank.
Didn't I, girl? I thought I did with the earthquake.
That was funny, wasn't it? But see, now I've got to get you back.
Why? You keeping score or something? I think we can squeeze her in right now.
Alana and her crew are really getting on my last nerve.
It's a big test, okay? Just try to let it roll off your back.
Or you know, bounce off your head.
You're right.
I've just got to stay calm.
That's it.
I just can't take it anymore.
This is me and this is the edge.
I am over the edge! I can't take it anymore! You guys have been on my case since the fourth grade.
Why? Hey, Rae.
Mr.
Finn is behind me, isn't he? Yeah.
Yep, that's me.
Hey, hey.
Chelsea! Check it out.
I just got my driver's permit.
That one little piece of paper means freedom.
Well, come on! Let's hit the road.
We can do that, Chels, as long as I'm in "a properly-insured vehicle with a licensed driver over 25, within city limits, before sundown.
" Sounds like you had more freedom like on the bus.
Oh, hey, Rae.
Did you get in a lot of trouble? Yeah.
I flunked the test.
And the principal said if I don't make peace with Alana, then we're both suspended.
Rae, you really need to settle this beef once and for all.
I know.
That's why I made an appointment with her in her office.
Yeah, that's really good.
You know what I'm saying? Because Hold on.
That girl got an office? All right, Baxter.
Make it fast.
Loca, get her a seat.
I meant get her a chair! No, no.
That's okay.
I like the seat down.
So why have you come to me today? Listen.
I think it's just really time we settle our differences.
By Alana's scoffing at your suggestion.
I know you don't want to get suspended and lose all of this.
Okay, keep talking.
Look, why don't we just, why don't we call it a truce? Girl, make peace.
Maybe if we stop fighting for two seconds, we could get to know each other and become friends.
I know, see.
Isn't that funny? We're laughing together.
Why don't we try to do something fun together? We already did, this morning.
When we chucked the papers at you.
But no, you didn't like it.
Well, maybe we could do something that's fun for the both of us.
Whatever.
As long as it's after dark, and we're not seen in public together.
Got it! What about an old- fashioned slumber party? You mean, you're inviting me to a slumber party? For some reason, Alana is considering it.
So you mean we'll all be in pajamas, doing each other's nails? Yep.
I'll even make s'mores.
S'mores? Yes! I mean, s'mores.
Alana said something, something, something, in terra sante.
Cool, we'll make it my house, Saturday night.
Fine.
I'll go to your little slumber party, but only under one condition.
It better be fun.
Oh, and no weird stuff.
Because every time I'm around you, Baxter, something weird happens.
That's actually two conditions.
Hey, Mr.
B.
I want to thank you for giving me my first driving lesson.
My mom's been so busy.
Oh, oh.
And if we pass by any of the homeys, you mind ducking down? Hold up there, Hotrod.
First lesson is parking.
Park it right there.
Now I said I was going to teach you how to drive.
I didn't say I was going to let you get behind the wheel of my car.
Now, buckle your seat belt.
Eddie, driving is a serious business.
Now, come on.
Give it some pretend gas and pull away carefully from the imaginary curb.
Okay, all clear.
Let's roll.
Eddie! Watch out! You almost hit a moose.
Cory, what are you doing? Earning five bucks.
He's helping me test you.
You never know what kind of obstacles you're going to run into out on the road.
Yeah, Mr.
B.
The road is filled with little kids running around in moose hats.
Well, not if you keep hitting them.
Careful, Rae! Moose crossing.
Dad, you know that I have a slumber party tonight.
I thought you were taking Eddie out driving.
So did I.
Come on, Dad, you've got to go.
Please.
Ooh, can I come, too? You need to take Bullwinkle with you.
Okay, fine.
Eddie, time to get behind the wheel.
Yes! Eddie, two hands.
Yeah, Mr.
B.
I would really hate to lose control of Baby's First Steering Wheel.
If you honk the horn, bubbles come out.
What comes out if I honk you? Okay, okay.
Enough, you two.
Eddie, keep your eyes on the road.
They're here.
Chels, why you got to say it like that? I don't know, maybe because you're inviting evil into your house.
Listen, I need this.
Okay, Chels? You've got to help me.
Remember, nothing weird.
Hey, ya'll.
Come on in.
Oh, I love your pajamas! You're really getting into the spirit of slumbering! Alana feels you're trying too hard.
Right, come on in.
Let's get to the fun.
Okay.
So what can we trash? No, no.
The other kind of fun.
You know, the one where property isn't destroyed.
Hey, let's just get to the beauty treatments.
What you saying, we're not beautiful? No, no.
You're gorgeous.
This is just to enhance.
You know, it's stuff that we do at slumber parties.
Right.
I knew that.
Let's do some beauty.
Okay.
Do you love it? Oh, so much.
I love it.
Oh, remember in fifth grade when I put the lizard down the back of your pants? Hilarious.
Yeah, yeah.
Who knew those cute little things had such sharp claws.
I don't know why it was so much fun to torture you.
Well, maybe because deep down you really liked me.
No, that wasn't it.
I pretty much torture everybody.
Admit it, Alana.
You gave me special torture.
Yeah, I guess I did.
All right.
All done.
What do you think? Wow, cool.
Is this not the best slumber party you've ever been to? Well, between you and me, Raven, it's the only slumber party I've ever been to.
Oh.
Well, you know, that's probably because you're too cool for that, so, understandable.
No.
It's just that no one ever invited me.
That's terrible.
You might find this hard to believe, but some girls find me intimidating.
Blow.
Okay, you guys! It's ready! I hate to brag, but this batch is like perfect.
Yes! I am starving! Yes! Give me this! Baxter! Um, Alana wants you to know that you're eating her facial mask.
I've got to say this is way more fun than I thought it would be.
Yeah, Rae, eat some more.
All right, girls, let's get our party on.
Go, Alana, go, Alana Go, Raven Go, Raven, go, Alana Go, Alana, go, Alana Earthquake! This party is rockin'.
That's what I'm afraid of.
Chelsea, kitchen, now.
All right, you guys, keep partying! Party, party, party, party! That's right.
Chelsea! Yeah, sorry.
It's just that my groove thing has a mind of its own.
Chelsea, listen, this is important, okay? I had a vision that there's going to be an earthquake.
An earthqua?! Earthquake? When's it going to happen? Sometime tonight.
What are we going to do? I don't know, Chels.
I mean, if I tell them about my vision, then they'll know I'm psychic, and that's not good.
And if I don't tell them, that could be dangerous.
And that's not good.
I mean, if I send them home and don't tell them why, they'll think I'm weird, and that's not good.
This is not good.
No.
Okay, but we can do this.
We just got to keep the party fun and we got to keep it safe.
Right.
No problem.
We can do that.
Yeah, we just, we just can't be weird.
So explain how this is not weird.
Hey, you know what? Everyone plays this at all the cool slumber parties.
It's called the Protective Headgear Game.
This is stupid.
Chill.
If they're playing it at all the cool slumber parties, then we should be playing it, too.
Explain the rules, Raven.
Actually, the rules are the best part.
If you feel shaking of any kind, you run under the piano and take cover.
Whoo-hoo! Fun! Fun! That is the spirit, Chels.
Okay, let's practice.
Oh, no, it's shaking! It's shaking! Under the piano! Go, go, go, under the piano, go! Get over there! That's very impressive.
Oh, my goodness.
I'm surprised you guys never played this game before.
I haven't! I haven't really! Right.
So here is the twist, okay? Now, you have to stay underneath the piano until the head helmet-- that's me-- says, "Come out.
Come out.
It's safe," okay? I'm going to go make a phone call.
Hey, Baxter, I'm getting hungry.
And you won't like me when I'm hungry.
All right.
Well, what if I make s'mores? S'mores! Dad, your cell phone's ringing.
That's right.
But I'm not going to answer it.
When you're driving, you got to keep your mind on the road and both hands on the wheel.
Oh, that's my cell.
Edward, what did I just say about driving and talking on the phone? I'm not driving! I'll get it.
Here.
Hello.
L.
A.
Tease Line.
Corey speaking, baby.
Oh, hey, Raven.
What? Okay, I'll tell him.
I'll tell him.
What's wrong? Raven had a vision.
She said there's going to be an earthquake.
An earthquake? We got to get home.
Eddie, I'm about to set a bad example, but this is an emergency.
Rae, are those s'mores ready yet? 'Cause the girls are kinda getting angry that they're still stuck under the piano.
Yeah, they don't get this game at all.
Chels, listen.
I just need a few more seconds, okay? Just distract 'em.
Right, right.
I'll distract them with, with, with Ooh.
Perfect.
I'm not even going to ask, dude.
And I want you to put that helmet on, missy, okay? Safety first.
You happy? You see, officer, we were at home driving on the couch, and then the girls came downstairs in their pajamas and they kicked us out, so I had Eddie here drive with his toy steering wheel.
So he was the one that was speeding? No, that was me.
But only because my daughter called to warn us that there was an earthquake coming.
You see, she's psychic.
Really? When I'm not working, I'm a leprechaun.
I got to say I whipped these up pretty good.
What are you doing on the floor, Baxter? Trying to get up.
Make it fast or we're out of here.
We're starving.
And that egg beater stuff? It's getting weird.
Oh, no, it's stuck! I can't see! Move it! Oh, okay, okay.
I can't freak out, okay.
Just make the s'mores.
It'll be okay.
All right.
Oh, man.
Got to make the s'mores.
Got to find the graham crackers.
Graham crackers, got 'em.
Graham crackers-- one, two, three, four.
Now I got to find the marshmallows.
The refrigerator.
Got it.
Here's the refrigerator.
Here we go.
Okay, marshmallow fluff.
Okay, got it.
All right.
Let's go get it.
All right.
Here we go.
Okay, spoon.
Where's the spoon? All right.
Got to love the fluff.
All right.
Now I find the chocolate syrup.
Chocolate syrup.
Oh chocolate syrup! Okay, here we go.
Oh, yeah.
I am going to smother it in chocolatey goodness! You are having fun.
This is not weird.
You are being distracted.
Okay, ya no mas.
We are out of here.
Okay, who's ready for s'mores? Who's ready? These are s'mores? Yeah.
I built 'em up too much.
Baxter, did you make those with your eyes closed? Sorta.
I kinda had a little helmet accident.
Chels, a little help.
Yeah, sure, sure.
Okay, come on, pull.
A little help, girls, actually.
We could use some help.
Okay, all right, all right.
Now, on ten.
One, two, ten! Baxter, get off of me! This is my first and last slumber party! No.
Okay, wait, you can't go.
I finally get to go to a slumber party and it had to be yours.
Oh, Alana, you got to let me explain.
No quiero oir mas.
The only thing weirder than you at school is you in your own house.
There's going to be an earthquake.
Baxter, nobody knows when there's going to be an earthquake.
I do.
Raven, what are you doing? I have to, Chels.
This is going to be dangerous.
Look, the reason that I know there's going to be an earthquake is because is because I'm psychic.
Earthquake! Everybody under the piano! Go, go, go! Wow, Raven, you really are psychic.
Yo, yo, yo, is everybody okay? Did you feel the earthquake? That was no earthquake.
That my dad's car crashing into the garage wall.
Come on, Corey.
Give me a hand, man.
I hope I didn't scare you guys too much.
Rae, I rushed back as soon as I got your call.
Whoa, Baxter, you had your pops run into the side of the house to make us think there was an earthquake? yup.
That was so cool.
You really got us.
The helmets, making us hide under the piano.
Making us think you were psychic.
Yeah, me, psychic? Please? Alana is impressed by the depth of your deception.
That was the coolest prank ever! So everybody's fine? Yes, thanks, Dad, so much for helping me out with the prank.
You made me it feel like a real earthquake, just like I envisioned it.
Remember what I said? Oh, right.
Anytime.
Uh, Eddie, you ready for another lesson? You going to let me drive now? No, I'm going to let you dial.
I'm going to show you how to call the insurance company.
I can't believe you pulled that off.
Yeah, me neither.
So are y'all going to stay? Hey, we came to have fun.
All right! Let's get this party re-started.
Alana, great news.
I got our makeup tests back from Mr.
Freno.
We passed! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes! I'm so excited for us! I'm so excited! I'm so excited! Man, why'd the hugging stop? Alana's been doing some thinking.
Okay.
You really got me with that slumber party prank.
Didn't I, girl? I thought I did with the earthquake.
That was funny, wasn't it? But see, now I've got to get you back.
Why? You keeping score or something? I think we can squeeze her in right now.