Bunnicula (2016) s02e23 Episode Script
Lord of the Lucky Locket
1
[theme music playing]
[all yell]
[laughing]
[shivering]
Ugh, so cold.
Who left the window open?
Huh?
All the windows are closed.
Where's the breeze coming from?
[creaking]
[upbeat music playing]
[music stops]
[upbeat music playing]
[music stops]
[upbeat music playing]
Guys?
Wow! Neato!
What is this place?
Oh, you guys found my snack place.
Let me show you around.
Oh, here in the magical land of Closet ♪
-I can be your guide ♪
-What?
There's giant doughnuts here
For you to eat ♪
-And everything is a tasty treat ♪
-[chuckles]
-There's no veggies here, only sweets ♪
-Blech!
Sorry, Bun.
You can take a bath
In a giant glob of Jell-O ♪
Or skip across cookies
In a milky milk lake ♪
[speaking indistinctly]
Anything ♪
Enough! No more singing.
All right.
I mean, everything's made of candy.
It's It's
It's pretty self-explanatory.
It's totally self-explanatory
It explains itself ♪
-No!
-Aw!
Oh, come on, Chester,
you gotta at least try some candy.
Ugh, fine. When in Rome, I guess.
This doesn't look so bad.
[screams]
[Chester screams, then cupcake screams]
[laughs]
[both scream]
Harold, no! They're alive!
They're not all alive. Just the villagers.
-I'm okay.
-[yelps]
Oh, hey, Sprinkles.
King Harold, you've returned.
"King Harold"?
Say what?
I shall alert everyone to your presence.
If this pleases the king?
It pleases me.
Harold, wait. What's going on here?
Oh, we're going to my kingdom.
It's right over here.
Your kingdom?
I'm kind of a big deal here.
A chocolate Harold statue?
Are you kidding me with this?
-We welcome you, King Harold ♪
-Oh, no, not another song.
-To the land of Closet ♪
-No guys, no singing.
-Aw!
-I'm itching to find out
how Harold became your king.
And I'd rather not have
to sit through a whole song first.
If this pleases the king
[mumbles] It pleases me.
We were once ruled by a vicious tyrant,
The Gingerdread Man.
He made us all work tirelessly
in his sugar cube mines.
[cackling]
And if we didn't work
fast enough, he'd salt us.
Thus tainting our sweetness.
[Harold] And then here I come
looking for snacks, like I do.
I was amazed how everything
was edible, you know,
and of course, I like to eat first,
ask questions later,
so I accidentally ate
The Gingerdread Man's body.
So then like everyone's looking at me,
and I'm like totally, uh-oh,
but then they were like,
"Yay, he was mean, you helped us."
And then they put a candy crown on my head
and I became their king.
And as their king,
I swore to protect them.
And I promised to only eat
the non-sentient desserts.
A little late for, uh,
some of us, I'm afraid.
I said I was sorry, Steve.
You ate their former king?
His head was still okay
the last time I saw him.
Oh! [laughing]
And he kept saying something too.
What was that?
[Gingerdread Man] I shall return
to claim my throne.
Yeah, that's it.
Yes, it is I, The Gingerdread Man.
The hour of judgment is upon you.
-[candies clamoring and crying]
-He's kind of cute. He looks so happy.
That is only because my face
was frosted that way.
I cannot control it.
I am actually quite furious.
Hey, Gingerdread Man,
where you been, buddy?
Where have I been?
I will tell you where I have been.
Oh, mine is a sad and frightful tale ♪
Strife with sorrow and vengeance ♪
Yeah. You weren't here earlier,
but we all decided
there would be no singing.
It's a time issue more than anything.
[groans] Three weeks' rehearsal
down the drain.
So be it.
Weakened, humiliated,
I dragged myself across the land
with only the use of my tongue.
After what seemed like an eternity,
I happened upon a gateway
to another world.
A world they called Mina's Room.
It was a world of giants
with fantastic tools.
-Tools not baked or iced
-[doll] Mama.
but rather electronic and mechanical.
In these tools was great power,
power I would harness to form a new body,
making me better and stronger
than I ever could have ever imagined.
With this newfound power,
I have returned to reclaim my throne,
and seek revenge
on the false king, Harold, the dog.
Behold. My new glorious body.
[cackles]
-Mama.
-[laughing maniacally]
Cool.
I've waited a long time for this.
Now, to banish you as you banished me.
Mama.
Wait. I have so much more stuff to sing!
-Hey! [speaking indistinctly]
-Mama.
Okay. [chuckles] It's time to go.
Been really great meeting all of you.
-And, uh, I can see myself out.
-Mama.
[Chester screaming]
-[Chester grunts]
-Hey, who turned out the lights?
Oh, wait. [chomping]
Ow. Okay, guys. [grunts]
This kingdom's doomed.
[gasps] The kingdom? Doomed?
As their king,
it's my job to protect them.
For what is a king without his kingdom ♪
No. No more singing!
[echoing] Singing, singing
[both] Singing, singing ♪
Stop it. If we're gonna save
your candy kingdom, we need a plan.
Hmm. Aha!
Huh. Candy armor?
Harold's just gonna eat it.
No, I'm not.
-[speaks indistinctly]
-Cool.
Are you sure this is enough
to go up against that crazy robot body?
[dramatic music plays]
-Mama.
-[cackles]
[speaks indistinctly]
Ha-ha! [grunts]
What is that? Horseradish?
Uh-huh. [slurping]
[grunts] Whoa! [giggles]
[gibbers] Neigh.
-What are you looking at?
-Oh, there's a pretty cloud.
[gasps] No way, Bunnicula's a horse.
Whoa!
[neighs]
He's so majestic.
Now that I'm once again your king,
you shall be my army.
We will never fight for you, ever.
[grunts]
Oh, did I say never? I mean, sometimes.
Together, we will conquer
the world beyond Closet.
The world known as Mina's Room.
[cackles]
Not so fast, Gingerdread Man.
Neigh!
Charge!
To battle!
[laughing]
[Gingerdread Man] Take this.
[yells]
Come at me, false king.
Show me your power. Show me.
-[yelling]
-Is that all you've got? Bring it!
-I'm right here.
-[yelling]
Psych.
-[gasps]
-[Gingerdread Man laughs]
With the power of this blow-dryer,
I shall turn your monument into your tomb.
-[laughs] The poetry of battle.
-Don't worry, Bun, I'll eat us free.
[gibbers]
Oh, yeah. Dogs can't eat chocolate.
My one weakness.
-Oh, no. Harold, Bunnicula.
-[candy 1] No, no. It can't be. No.
Wait, stop, where are you guys going?
-[candy 2] We're out.
-Yeah, we're scared.
Maybe together
we can find a way to beat him.
[in singsong voice] Well, maybe if you
sing, you can make us brave.
Singing? You gotta be kidding me.
-We don't have time for that.
-Well, I guess
we'll just keep running away, then.
Ugh!
Please help me save my friends ♪
Uh, I don't know. Not really buying it.
We have to do whatever we can ♪
To beat the evil Gingerdread Man ♪
I'm almost there,
but I don't think he's really feeling it,
and that's kind of holding me back.
I hate this episode.
Stand up and fight
And be brave, my friends ♪
So that this episode
Can come to an end ♪
-Yeah, that's more like it. I'm jazzed.
-That's a good song.
[cackling]
Hey, you, yes, you
The Gingerdread Man ♪
What?
We've banded together
To stop your evil plan ♪
[all] Yeah.
What is the meaning of this? ♪
You cannot hope to win ♪
-We can beat you, I can beat you ♪
-Yeah, yeah ♪
-You fool, you have no power ♪
-Yes, yes, I have the power ♪
You have no power ♪
I've had it all along ♪
What is your power? ♪
It's the power of song ♪
[clamoring]
[laughs]
Oh, no, Chester.
Oh, no, us!
Looks like the statue will do the rest.
See you later, king.
[grunting]
Wait, why can't I move?
Cat hair.
I clog up the vacuum all the time.
You fool, you've doomed us all.
I didn't think this through.
Not Harold! Not King Harold!
[all cheering]
[Sprinkles] Yay! All praise the king!
Now, as is the tradition in Closet,
we will sing the thank-you song.
If this pleases the king.
It pleases me.
[all] Thank you, thank you ♪
-No, no more singing, please.
-Thank you ♪
-Look at me, I've lost all my fur.
-Thank you ♪
I don't feel comfortable
standing around here
-with everyone singing like this.
-Thank you very much ♪
[closing theme playing]
[theme music playing]
[all yell]
[laughing]
[shivering]
Ugh, so cold.
Who left the window open?
Huh?
All the windows are closed.
Where's the breeze coming from?
[creaking]
[upbeat music playing]
[music stops]
[upbeat music playing]
[music stops]
[upbeat music playing]
Guys?
Wow! Neato!
What is this place?
Oh, you guys found my snack place.
Let me show you around.
Oh, here in the magical land of Closet ♪
-I can be your guide ♪
-What?
There's giant doughnuts here
For you to eat ♪
-And everything is a tasty treat ♪
-[chuckles]
-There's no veggies here, only sweets ♪
-Blech!
Sorry, Bun.
You can take a bath
In a giant glob of Jell-O ♪
Or skip across cookies
In a milky milk lake ♪
[speaking indistinctly]
Anything ♪
Enough! No more singing.
All right.
I mean, everything's made of candy.
It's It's
It's pretty self-explanatory.
It's totally self-explanatory
It explains itself ♪
-No!
-Aw!
Oh, come on, Chester,
you gotta at least try some candy.
Ugh, fine. When in Rome, I guess.
This doesn't look so bad.
[screams]
[Chester screams, then cupcake screams]
[laughs]
[both scream]
Harold, no! They're alive!
They're not all alive. Just the villagers.
-I'm okay.
-[yelps]
Oh, hey, Sprinkles.
King Harold, you've returned.
"King Harold"?
Say what?
I shall alert everyone to your presence.
If this pleases the king?
It pleases me.
Harold, wait. What's going on here?
Oh, we're going to my kingdom.
It's right over here.
Your kingdom?
I'm kind of a big deal here.
A chocolate Harold statue?
Are you kidding me with this?
-We welcome you, King Harold ♪
-Oh, no, not another song.
-To the land of Closet ♪
-No guys, no singing.
-Aw!
-I'm itching to find out
how Harold became your king.
And I'd rather not have
to sit through a whole song first.
If this pleases the king
[mumbles] It pleases me.
We were once ruled by a vicious tyrant,
The Gingerdread Man.
He made us all work tirelessly
in his sugar cube mines.
[cackling]
And if we didn't work
fast enough, he'd salt us.
Thus tainting our sweetness.
[Harold] And then here I come
looking for snacks, like I do.
I was amazed how everything
was edible, you know,
and of course, I like to eat first,
ask questions later,
so I accidentally ate
The Gingerdread Man's body.
So then like everyone's looking at me,
and I'm like totally, uh-oh,
but then they were like,
"Yay, he was mean, you helped us."
And then they put a candy crown on my head
and I became their king.
And as their king,
I swore to protect them.
And I promised to only eat
the non-sentient desserts.
A little late for, uh,
some of us, I'm afraid.
I said I was sorry, Steve.
You ate their former king?
His head was still okay
the last time I saw him.
Oh! [laughing]
And he kept saying something too.
What was that?
[Gingerdread Man] I shall return
to claim my throne.
Yeah, that's it.
Yes, it is I, The Gingerdread Man.
The hour of judgment is upon you.
-[candies clamoring and crying]
-He's kind of cute. He looks so happy.
That is only because my face
was frosted that way.
I cannot control it.
I am actually quite furious.
Hey, Gingerdread Man,
where you been, buddy?
Where have I been?
I will tell you where I have been.
Oh, mine is a sad and frightful tale ♪
Strife with sorrow and vengeance ♪
Yeah. You weren't here earlier,
but we all decided
there would be no singing.
It's a time issue more than anything.
[groans] Three weeks' rehearsal
down the drain.
So be it.
Weakened, humiliated,
I dragged myself across the land
with only the use of my tongue.
After what seemed like an eternity,
I happened upon a gateway
to another world.
A world they called Mina's Room.
It was a world of giants
with fantastic tools.
-Tools not baked or iced
-[doll] Mama.
but rather electronic and mechanical.
In these tools was great power,
power I would harness to form a new body,
making me better and stronger
than I ever could have ever imagined.
With this newfound power,
I have returned to reclaim my throne,
and seek revenge
on the false king, Harold, the dog.
Behold. My new glorious body.
[cackles]
-Mama.
-[laughing maniacally]
Cool.
I've waited a long time for this.
Now, to banish you as you banished me.
Mama.
Wait. I have so much more stuff to sing!
-Hey! [speaking indistinctly]
-Mama.
Okay. [chuckles] It's time to go.
Been really great meeting all of you.
-And, uh, I can see myself out.
-Mama.
[Chester screaming]
-[Chester grunts]
-Hey, who turned out the lights?
Oh, wait. [chomping]
Ow. Okay, guys. [grunts]
This kingdom's doomed.
[gasps] The kingdom? Doomed?
As their king,
it's my job to protect them.
For what is a king without his kingdom ♪
No. No more singing!
[echoing] Singing, singing
[both] Singing, singing ♪
Stop it. If we're gonna save
your candy kingdom, we need a plan.
Hmm. Aha!
Huh. Candy armor?
Harold's just gonna eat it.
No, I'm not.
-[speaks indistinctly]
-Cool.
Are you sure this is enough
to go up against that crazy robot body?
[dramatic music plays]
-Mama.
-[cackles]
[speaks indistinctly]
Ha-ha! [grunts]
What is that? Horseradish?
Uh-huh. [slurping]
[grunts] Whoa! [giggles]
[gibbers] Neigh.
-What are you looking at?
-Oh, there's a pretty cloud.
[gasps] No way, Bunnicula's a horse.
Whoa!
[neighs]
He's so majestic.
Now that I'm once again your king,
you shall be my army.
We will never fight for you, ever.
[grunts]
Oh, did I say never? I mean, sometimes.
Together, we will conquer
the world beyond Closet.
The world known as Mina's Room.
[cackles]
Not so fast, Gingerdread Man.
Neigh!
Charge!
To battle!
[laughing]
[Gingerdread Man] Take this.
[yells]
Come at me, false king.
Show me your power. Show me.
-[yelling]
-Is that all you've got? Bring it!
-I'm right here.
-[yelling]
Psych.
-[gasps]
-[Gingerdread Man laughs]
With the power of this blow-dryer,
I shall turn your monument into your tomb.
-[laughs] The poetry of battle.
-Don't worry, Bun, I'll eat us free.
[gibbers]
Oh, yeah. Dogs can't eat chocolate.
My one weakness.
-Oh, no. Harold, Bunnicula.
-[candy 1] No, no. It can't be. No.
Wait, stop, where are you guys going?
-[candy 2] We're out.
-Yeah, we're scared.
Maybe together
we can find a way to beat him.
[in singsong voice] Well, maybe if you
sing, you can make us brave.
Singing? You gotta be kidding me.
-We don't have time for that.
-Well, I guess
we'll just keep running away, then.
Ugh!
Please help me save my friends ♪
Uh, I don't know. Not really buying it.
We have to do whatever we can ♪
To beat the evil Gingerdread Man ♪
I'm almost there,
but I don't think he's really feeling it,
and that's kind of holding me back.
I hate this episode.
Stand up and fight
And be brave, my friends ♪
So that this episode
Can come to an end ♪
-Yeah, that's more like it. I'm jazzed.
-That's a good song.
[cackling]
Hey, you, yes, you
The Gingerdread Man ♪
What?
We've banded together
To stop your evil plan ♪
[all] Yeah.
What is the meaning of this? ♪
You cannot hope to win ♪
-We can beat you, I can beat you ♪
-Yeah, yeah ♪
-You fool, you have no power ♪
-Yes, yes, I have the power ♪
You have no power ♪
I've had it all along ♪
What is your power? ♪
It's the power of song ♪
[clamoring]
[laughs]
Oh, no, Chester.
Oh, no, us!
Looks like the statue will do the rest.
See you later, king.
[grunting]
Wait, why can't I move?
Cat hair.
I clog up the vacuum all the time.
You fool, you've doomed us all.
I didn't think this through.
Not Harold! Not King Harold!
[all cheering]
[Sprinkles] Yay! All praise the king!
Now, as is the tradition in Closet,
we will sing the thank-you song.
If this pleases the king.
It pleases me.
[all] Thank you, thank you ♪
-No, no more singing, please.
-Thank you ♪
-Look at me, I've lost all my fur.
-Thank you ♪
I don't feel comfortable
standing around here
-with everyone singing like this.
-Thank you very much ♪
[closing theme playing]