Regular Show (2010) s02e23 Episode Script
A Bunch of Baby Ducks
C'mon Rigby, it will be over before you know it.
Man, I hate cleaning the fountain! It's like the worst job at The Park! Why do we have to clean it anyways, isn't that what rain is for?! I know dude.
But we just got to power through it.
Here, I'll turn off the water, you start the hose.
What?! Why do I have to start the hose?! It's your turn.
My turn, your turn, what's the difference? We're a team, man.
Then man up and do it for the team.
- Rock, paper, scissors for who starts the hose.
- Fine.
- 2 out of 3? - Start the hose! Start the hose.
It tastes like how Muscle Man smells! Yeah dude.
But check out all this free stuff.
All right, what's it gonna be this time? A bunch of baby ducks? We must have stranded them when we drained the water.
C'mon dude, help me get them out! We can't clean the fountain with them still in it! Get the bucket.
I wonder what they were doing in there all alone.
Maybe their mom got scared off or something.
Ready to get back to work? I guess.
I think they're following me! Haha dude! They imprinted on you! What?! Haha, they did! They totally think you're their mom! Stop it! Quit following me! I'm not a duck! What are you doing? Trying to teach them how to suck at football? Shut up! Are you two finished cleaning the fountain yet? We're working on it.
Oh really? Because it looks like you're just playing with a bunch of baby ducks! We're not playing! We found them in the fountain! Now they won't stop following me.
They imprinted on Rigby.
They think Rigby is their mom? That's the saddest thing I ever heard! No, I think someone naming their kid Rigby is the saddest thing I ever heard.
Pfft, just kidding.
But seriously, we can't clean this fountain if we're babysitting these ducks.
Alright, fine.
Find a place for those ducks and get back to work, and don't slack off.
You still need to clean the park truck when you're done.
Aw man! How do we get rid of these ducks? Easy.
Chicks.
Where are they?!? Relax! They'll be out in a minute.
Get out of my cereal! Oh thanks a lot.
You're a real pal.
Step off! Step off! You don't want none of this! Who are your little pals, Rigby? Little pals? More like little jerks! Look what they did to my cereal! They made a baby duck milk waterfall.
Get away from me! Aw, look! Now they're copying you! What's the matter, don't you like them? Is Rigby ignoring you because you're not a beautiful swan yet? Well we found them at the park and we're supposed to get rid of them.
Actually, we were thinking maybe you guys could use some baby ducks! No pets allowed in my building.
And I'm allergic to duck dander.
I bet the Animal Shelter could find them a good home! Can I help you? We found these baby ducks and we- We want to get rid of them.
We want to find them a good home.
Alright, I'm going to need you to fill out some paper work.
You can start by- Are those ducks karate chopping each other? No I'm sorry, we can't take violent animals.
Aw, what? They're not violent! Yeah man, they were just playing around! Those ducks are THUGS.
You know, some people would think karate chopping was really cool! Now what are we going to do? I guess we're just gonna have to find someone cool to take them.
That shouldn't be a problem.
Check this out.
They're not even flinching! That is pretty cool And they're fast learners, too.
Dude! These ducks are awesome! Yeah, man! We can't just give them to some loser! Don't worry, we'll find somebody to take them.
Video game break? Video game break! Dude this is crazy! That's the third time in a row that they beat you! It's not my fault! I told you this controller's busted.
Step off! Step off! I don't know, man.
I think there's something special about these ducks.
Maybe we shouldn't give them away.
What? I don't know.
I mean, maybe we should keep them.
- What was that? - Huh? Oh, hey Benson.
We were just saying maybe we should keep looking for someone to keep these ducks! Yeah! Yeah, that's it! Are you guys done cleaning the fountain? Oh, well, no.
Because we're still looking for people to take these ducks.
I don't care! Find someone to take care of these ducks right right now and get back to work or you're fired! Not cool guys.
Okay, how about this? Man, I dunno.
Fliers? The only people who are gonna see these are some creepy old dudes in the park.
We can't just give the ducks to some loser.
Come on dude we have to do what Benson said.
Besides, someone cool will take the ducks, you'll see.
It's the right thing to do.
Alright, let's go put these things up.
I like the looks of these babies.
- Here.
- No Let's face it.
These ducks are too cool.
We're not gonna be able to find someone who we can trust to take care of them.
See, I told you I don't hear you come up with any great ideas.
Hey, cut it out! Maybe we can keep the ducks if we just hide them from Benson.
There's no way! He'd find them anywhere.
Not if we hide them in plain sight.
They can stay in the bathtub and I'll train them to act like rubber duckies.
Like this.
Dude, that could actually work.
Okay, now squeeze me so I can train them to squeak.
Mordecai and Rigby! Telephone call for you inside! Hello? Um yeah hello, I'm calling about your ad.
Are these ducks small and fluffy and yellow? Yes.
Ohhh my babies! Thank goodness.
I leave the fountain for one minute and next thing I know they're gone It's their mom.
She wants her babies back Tell her no.
We got the rubber duck plan all worked out! Come on Rigby, think about it.
We don't know anything about raising ducks It can't be that hard You can't even feed yourself.
How are you gonna feed a bunch of ducks? Good point.
I don't think I've fed them at all yet.
Have you? When do you wanna pick them up? I'll be right over Do you even know what they eat? I feel like dog food might- Hey! - Stop! - We shouldn't have left them alone! Hey! Open the door! We want our baby ducks back! Oh I think you mean my baby ducks.
Sure was mighty kind of you boys to hand them over so nicely Ta ta! This isn't over.
Where are my babies? - That guy just took 'em! - What? - I'll go get the cart.
- There's no time for carts! Hurry, get on! Uhh, are you sure that's I mean I dunno if- Get on! I'm not sittin' behind you.
Dude, just sit in the back.
You sit in the back! Let's play rock, paper, scissors for it.
Where to go? Over there! Give me back my ducks! I'm taking those ducks Rigby! Step off! You guys are so cool! We're really gonna miss you guys! Yeah, take it easy guys! Remember what we taught you! High five? And keep practicing your video games if you ever want to make a living at it! Hey Mordecai and Rigby, thanks.
For being the coolest losers we know! Woa-hoh, hey Benson.
Alright so there's good news and bad news.
The good news is that the ducks' mom came back and picked them up! The bad news is the fountain is destroyed.
So we're probably gonna need another chore to do.
Is there any other things that might need cleaning? Benson?
Man, I hate cleaning the fountain! It's like the worst job at The Park! Why do we have to clean it anyways, isn't that what rain is for?! I know dude.
But we just got to power through it.
Here, I'll turn off the water, you start the hose.
What?! Why do I have to start the hose?! It's your turn.
My turn, your turn, what's the difference? We're a team, man.
Then man up and do it for the team.
- Rock, paper, scissors for who starts the hose.
- Fine.
- 2 out of 3? - Start the hose! Start the hose.
It tastes like how Muscle Man smells! Yeah dude.
But check out all this free stuff.
All right, what's it gonna be this time? A bunch of baby ducks? We must have stranded them when we drained the water.
C'mon dude, help me get them out! We can't clean the fountain with them still in it! Get the bucket.
I wonder what they were doing in there all alone.
Maybe their mom got scared off or something.
Ready to get back to work? I guess.
I think they're following me! Haha dude! They imprinted on you! What?! Haha, they did! They totally think you're their mom! Stop it! Quit following me! I'm not a duck! What are you doing? Trying to teach them how to suck at football? Shut up! Are you two finished cleaning the fountain yet? We're working on it.
Oh really? Because it looks like you're just playing with a bunch of baby ducks! We're not playing! We found them in the fountain! Now they won't stop following me.
They imprinted on Rigby.
They think Rigby is their mom? That's the saddest thing I ever heard! No, I think someone naming their kid Rigby is the saddest thing I ever heard.
Pfft, just kidding.
But seriously, we can't clean this fountain if we're babysitting these ducks.
Alright, fine.
Find a place for those ducks and get back to work, and don't slack off.
You still need to clean the park truck when you're done.
Aw man! How do we get rid of these ducks? Easy.
Chicks.
Where are they?!? Relax! They'll be out in a minute.
Get out of my cereal! Oh thanks a lot.
You're a real pal.
Step off! Step off! You don't want none of this! Who are your little pals, Rigby? Little pals? More like little jerks! Look what they did to my cereal! They made a baby duck milk waterfall.
Get away from me! Aw, look! Now they're copying you! What's the matter, don't you like them? Is Rigby ignoring you because you're not a beautiful swan yet? Well we found them at the park and we're supposed to get rid of them.
Actually, we were thinking maybe you guys could use some baby ducks! No pets allowed in my building.
And I'm allergic to duck dander.
I bet the Animal Shelter could find them a good home! Can I help you? We found these baby ducks and we- We want to get rid of them.
We want to find them a good home.
Alright, I'm going to need you to fill out some paper work.
You can start by- Are those ducks karate chopping each other? No I'm sorry, we can't take violent animals.
Aw, what? They're not violent! Yeah man, they were just playing around! Those ducks are THUGS.
You know, some people would think karate chopping was really cool! Now what are we going to do? I guess we're just gonna have to find someone cool to take them.
That shouldn't be a problem.
Check this out.
They're not even flinching! That is pretty cool And they're fast learners, too.
Dude! These ducks are awesome! Yeah, man! We can't just give them to some loser! Don't worry, we'll find somebody to take them.
Video game break? Video game break! Dude this is crazy! That's the third time in a row that they beat you! It's not my fault! I told you this controller's busted.
Step off! Step off! I don't know, man.
I think there's something special about these ducks.
Maybe we shouldn't give them away.
What? I don't know.
I mean, maybe we should keep them.
- What was that? - Huh? Oh, hey Benson.
We were just saying maybe we should keep looking for someone to keep these ducks! Yeah! Yeah, that's it! Are you guys done cleaning the fountain? Oh, well, no.
Because we're still looking for people to take these ducks.
I don't care! Find someone to take care of these ducks right right now and get back to work or you're fired! Not cool guys.
Okay, how about this? Man, I dunno.
Fliers? The only people who are gonna see these are some creepy old dudes in the park.
We can't just give the ducks to some loser.
Come on dude we have to do what Benson said.
Besides, someone cool will take the ducks, you'll see.
It's the right thing to do.
Alright, let's go put these things up.
I like the looks of these babies.
- Here.
- No Let's face it.
These ducks are too cool.
We're not gonna be able to find someone who we can trust to take care of them.
See, I told you I don't hear you come up with any great ideas.
Hey, cut it out! Maybe we can keep the ducks if we just hide them from Benson.
There's no way! He'd find them anywhere.
Not if we hide them in plain sight.
They can stay in the bathtub and I'll train them to act like rubber duckies.
Like this.
Dude, that could actually work.
Okay, now squeeze me so I can train them to squeak.
Mordecai and Rigby! Telephone call for you inside! Hello? Um yeah hello, I'm calling about your ad.
Are these ducks small and fluffy and yellow? Yes.
Ohhh my babies! Thank goodness.
I leave the fountain for one minute and next thing I know they're gone It's their mom.
She wants her babies back Tell her no.
We got the rubber duck plan all worked out! Come on Rigby, think about it.
We don't know anything about raising ducks It can't be that hard You can't even feed yourself.
How are you gonna feed a bunch of ducks? Good point.
I don't think I've fed them at all yet.
Have you? When do you wanna pick them up? I'll be right over Do you even know what they eat? I feel like dog food might- Hey! - Stop! - We shouldn't have left them alone! Hey! Open the door! We want our baby ducks back! Oh I think you mean my baby ducks.
Sure was mighty kind of you boys to hand them over so nicely Ta ta! This isn't over.
Where are my babies? - That guy just took 'em! - What? - I'll go get the cart.
- There's no time for carts! Hurry, get on! Uhh, are you sure that's I mean I dunno if- Get on! I'm not sittin' behind you.
Dude, just sit in the back.
You sit in the back! Let's play rock, paper, scissors for it.
Where to go? Over there! Give me back my ducks! I'm taking those ducks Rigby! Step off! You guys are so cool! We're really gonna miss you guys! Yeah, take it easy guys! Remember what we taught you! High five? And keep practicing your video games if you ever want to make a living at it! Hey Mordecai and Rigby, thanks.
For being the coolest losers we know! Woa-hoh, hey Benson.
Alright so there's good news and bad news.
The good news is that the ducks' mom came back and picked them up! The bad news is the fountain is destroyed.
So we're probably gonna need another chore to do.
Is there any other things that might need cleaning? Benson?