Bunnicula (2016) s02e24 Episode Script

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[theme music playing]
[snarls]
[growling]
[laughing]
[female sock] How dare you show your face
around here again?
[male sock] Oh, I couldn't stay away.
[groans] I swear I've seen him before.
I just can't remember.
Just watch the movie.
-I'll never forgive you.
-But I love you.
[groans] It's bothering me so much,
I can't even pay attention.
I'm gonna look it up.
[roars] Smash!
-Aah! Monster!
-You're next.
[screams] I don't wanna be next.
Don't worry, Chester. Bunn's got this.
He always does.
[speaks indistinctly]
Oh. This is gonna be good!
[grunting]
My beautiful face.
Yeah, yeah! Give him a left.
Give him a right. Mix it up!
Go, Bunn, go!
[whimpering]
[screaming]
My hero.
[gasps] Wow.
I bet there's nothing
you can't beat, huh, Bunn?
[speaking indistinctly]
Now, Harold, you gotta be realistic.
I mean, even Bunnicula
probably has his limits.
-[speaks indistinctly]
-Chester, how could you say that?
Bunn can handle any challenge
thrown at him.
-Yeah!
-Like
Can you beat me in arm wrestling?
[scoffs, then cackles]
Without touching my arm?
-[moans, then grunts]
-Uh-huh.
[chuckles] Awesome.
See, Chester, he's the best.
What else can you beat, Bunn, huh?
What else?
-[speaks indistinctly]
-Can you beat an unbeatable stain?
-Uh-huh,
-Wow.
Well, that's all physical stuff.
Bunn can't beat everything.
Like my intellect, for example.
One side down.
Uh-huh.
-[chuckles] Yo!
-[speaks indistinctly]
Whatever, fine. I don't even care.
[whimpering]
He did it again. Bunnicula is unbeatable.
Well, I've never heard him
play an instrument.
He's probably not the best at that.
Can you out-jam Rusty Bones?
Well, I guess that's just one more thing
I'm not the best at.
-Good job, kid.
-Uh-huh.
So now do you admit that Bunnicula
can beat anything and everything anywhere?
There's no way of knowing that.
There's a whole world
of challenges out there
Bunnicula has never,
and will never face.
You're right, Chester.
Better get started now if you're gonna
beat everything, huh, Bunnicula?
-[both] What?
-Let's start with you versus a flood.
A flood?
-Aah! Water!
-Yeah, I'm not worried.
-Hey, Bunn. Can you beat a drought?
-Uh-huh.
[grunting]
-Uh-huh.
-Global warming?
Uh
[grunting]
Uh-huh.
Bunnicula, you are incredible.
You've beaten everything.
-He hasn't beaten everything.
-Like, what else?
I bet he'd have a really hard time
fighting something really big.
[scoffs] He can beat something really big.
-Right, Bunnicula?
-Yeah.
[roars]
[screams] We're done for!
Why did I even come with you guys?
Get him, Bunn. Yeah! Bunnicula!
Hmm. [yelling]
[both] Rock, rock, rock!
[rock monster] Rock!
[both] Rock, rock, rock!
[rock monster] Rock!
Bunnicula, it's rock. It's always rock.
Come on, man.
Bunn doesn't need your help.
-[rock monster] Rock!
-[yells]
Totally got this.
[laughing]
[groaning]
[rock monster growling]
-[Bunnicula grunts]
-[growling]
Of course. Paper beats rock.
Yeah, man. Bunn's the best.
Get with the program.
Huh?
[whimpering]
[pants] Uh-huh.
Just admit it, Chester.
There's absolutely nothing, nowhere,
no how, Bunn can't beat.
Look, consider the vastness
of the universe.
There are whole civilizations out there
that Bunn's never faced.
You talking aliens?
[Chester yells]
Alien invasion!
-How did you even get aliens here?
-Mm. I know a guy.
[panting]
Huh. Hey, are you sure
this is the right address?
Dude, I don't know. We've been traveling
forever. Just keep shooting.
Hey, man, you're the one who kept
stopping to use the space bathroom,
get space nachos,
asking for space directions and--
Oh, no. We just got here!
[panting]
Way to go, Bunn!
Huh? [pants] Uh-huh.
I think Bunn needs a break.
Come on, buddy, let's get you back inside.
But there's so much stuff for you to beat!
You've seen Bunn beat everything short
of the most powerful monster in existence.
And that would be?
A ferocious fire-breathing dragon,
of course. Oh, no!
[roars, then laughs]
You dare challenge me?
-[dragon roars]
-Dragon!
Harold, you've doomed us.
You got this, buddy. He's not so tough.
-[Chester shrieks]
-Uh-huh.
-You got this.
-Think you can take me on, little bunny?
Little tiny, tiny, teeny, tiny, teeny,
little bunny? [chortling]
My teeth are spears.
My claws are swords.
And my eyes are super pretty!
Bring it on, yo!
Bunnicula, there's no shame
in being a coward.
You learn to live with it, like me.
Hey, Bunnicula, you wanna hear a secret?
Wha
-I believe in you.
-[speaks indistinctly]
Now get in there and show him what you're
made of, Bunn. He's gonna do great.
-Looking good.
-[grunts]
-Doing fine.
-Uh-huh--
-[yells]
-A-okay.
Oh, yeah!
[speaking indistinctly]
Haven't had enough yet, huh?
Bunnicula! Just give up.
Got some carrot slices for you
when you're done.
I don't think carrot slices
are gonna be enough.
Wait, iceberg lettuce.
Bunn, catch!
Ha!
Oh! [chuckles]
You got burned.
Burnt hair's the worst.
I told you, Harold.
Bunn can't win every time.
-Bunn can't lose. You'll see.
-I think he's already lost.
Wait, look.
Aah.
-Told you.
-What?
No, no, that's impossible.
I was just going easy on you.
Feel the burn.
[grunts] You just froze my face.
What is wrong with you?
You can't just go around
freezing people's faces. [yells]
Tail slam!
Excuse me, where you going?
Get back here, please.
-I'm trying to hurt you. Claw slam!
-[grunts]
[cackles]
What the--? Okay. Excuse me, stop that.
What are you doing? [grunting]
Stop freezing my gorgeous face.
[groaning]
[panting]
Bunn, you were incredible.
You beat Hat Monster, Chester,
Rusty Bones,
a flood, a drought, global warming,
a rock monster, aliens,
everyone's expectations and a dragon
because Bunnicula is unbeatable.
[grunts] Uh-huh.
-Well
-Come on!
Look, there is technically one thing
that is scientifically unbeatable.
-Go on.
-No matter how tough Bunnicula is,
there is nothing in existence
that can escape a black hole.
-Bunn?
-[speaking indistinctly]
Wait, what are you doing
with that cabbage?
[belching]
Wait! Come back. [coughs]
Gross, I can taste it.
Yes.
Oh, no. This is bad.
Oh, Bunn's beat everything.
What's a big hole?
Harold, you don't understand.
If Bunnicula really did go
to find a black hole,
he'd have to brave
the harsh vacuum of space.
Once Bunnicula got close
to the black hole,
the forces of gravity
would become exponentially greater
with each passing moment.
Nothing, no matter how strong,
can fight that kind of force.
Once he touches the event horizon,
he'd be sucked into a place
not even light could escape from.
The laws of reality and physics
would cease to be.
Bunnicula would cease to exist.
Oh, gosh, what've we done?
It's mostly your fault, but Bunnicula!
You'll see, Chester.
He's gonna beat that dumb old black hole
and come right back.
-I don't know about this time, Harold.
-Just wait and see.
He's on his way.
Any minute now.
Harold, I think it's time to give up.
Uh
No. Bunn can beat anything. Right?
He'll be back, won't he?
-[both sobbing]
-Bunnicula!
He can't lose.
[both wailing]
It's Bunnicula! He did it. He's back.
Bunnicula?
Greeting, mortals.
I have much to teach you
about the concepts of time and space.
Bunnicula? What happened to you?
Aah! [cackling]
[groans] Whew.
Were you pranking us again?
Does this mean
he didn't actually beat the black hole?
Of course, he didn't, Harold.
That would be impossible--
-[both] Whoa!
-[Mina's dad] Only in America.
So admit Bunn can beat anything now?
-Sure.
-Hooray!
Yes. Hooray.
[closing theme playing]