Erky Perky (2006) s02e24 Episode Script

Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(sweeping)
(gobbling)
- Pa!
- Erky, why is it that I always
have to clean up after you?
- That's because I'm
good at being looked after,
whereas you're good
at looking after me.
(laughs)
- Oh, that's the reason.
- (sighs) Well, if I'm
going to go hungry,
I might as well be hot
and happy and hungry.
(relaxing music)
(snoring)
- Typical Erky.
Leaving me to
clear up after him
(squishes)
(muffled yells)
(screams)
- Erky?
- Perky?
(both squeal)
You're enormous!
- And you're so teeny weeny!
- Perky, is this a sick
joke you're playing on me?
- Like a teeny weeny baby!
- Maybe it was something I ate?
Oh this is so embarrassing!
- Don't worry,
I'll look after you.
- Oh that's just great.
Hi I'm Perky and here in my
hand is my little friend Erky.
- I've always wanted
a little baby brother.
- You tell any other
bugs about this and I'll--
- Okay, okay!
I won't tell anyone.
(gasps in fear)
- What have we here, Perky?
- Um, its just a little
- A little what?
Gimme a look will ya!
- It's nothing, really.
- Stop hiding that.
- It's nothing.
- What is it?
(babbling)
Ohhh. (chuckles)
Its a little, widdle,
widdle, widdle wun.
Oh, what's her name?
- His name is errr, Herbert.
- Is the widdle one hungry?
- Oooh!
(gobbling)
- Oh yes, you are
hungry aren't you.
(babbling)
- Woops, no more.
(panicked gasp)
But there's plenty
more up in my lair.
I'm taking him with me.
- But, you can't!
- As the ruler of Kitchen
it's my duty to look
after widdle Herbert.
- But that's my job.
I have to clean up after him.
(Erky farts)
- Urrrgh!
- See what I mean?
- Yeah, right then, okay.
You're coming too.
To clean up any messes.
Make your way to my lair.
- Sweet!
- Don't worry, Herbert.
I'll save you!
(panting)
(knocks)
- Scram!
(door slams)
- But Margaret told me to
come and look after the baby.
- A support team, great.
(laughs)
(whimpers)
- Watch this, Cecil.
It's so funny.
(whining)
It's like it hasn't
eaten in weeks.
- I know how that feels.
- Careful, Margaret.
Don't feed him
too much or he'll--
(burps)
- Ew!
- Someone's been
gobbling their food too fast.
- Best get rid of that
baby now, Margaret.
Before it gets too
attached to you.
- I'll take him!
(cries)
- Stop!
He stays here.
But do something
about that awful noise.
- Would you like me to read
you a story, little Herbert,
before you go to sleep?
- Perky, what are
you playing at?
- Don't worry, Herbert.
I'll get you out of here.
- I'm not Herbert and I
don't want to get out of here.
- Oh yes, you do!
- Perky, this is our
meal ticket and you're
- (laughs) Such a
cranky little buggie.
- Will you stop that!
(buzzing)
(cries)
- If you can't quiet that
thing down then let me.
Go to sleep!
Go to sleep!
Go to sleep!
- Ouch!
- I'd be careful if I was you.
- I'm sure I've seen this
little thing somewhere before.
(yelps)
(laughs)
- Sleepy byes.
(snoring)
- Uh oh!
(bed creaking)
(shushing)
(door slams)
(gasps)
Herbert!
Herbert!
Where are you?
Herbert!
- Well, how's my little
Herbert this morning?
- Good morning, Margaret,
(laughs) sleep well?
- Herbert?
Herbert?
He's gone!
- What?
- If you've lost my
Herbert I'm going to
- You were responsible for him.
(laughs)
- Find him!
- Herbert!
Where are you?
- What are you
waiting for, Cecil?
We've got to find that baby!
- And I thought I
was going to enjoy
some peace and quiet today.
(relaxing music)
- There we go!
Back to baby Erky.
- There you are!
And you look so cute don't you?
Don't you?
- Perky!
There's no bug in sight!
- Is that fun?
Is it, Is that fun?
- Cut it out!
- You're so naughty
running away.
- Oh Perky!
You're not going
to start that again.
- But now I've got to hide
you from Mad Margaret.
- Have you lost your bug brain?
- Have you found him?
(squeals)
Oh you widdle wascal.
Where did you get to?
(babbling)
Oh, what's wrong? You hungry?
Well let's get you
some thing yummy.
(blows raspberries)
- He'll be sick again.
(cries)
- I want to watch him eat again.
It's funny.
- And he won't stop crying!
(slaps chest)
- Give 'em here!
- And he'll make a
smelly mess everywhere.
And you won't like that.
(screaming)
Herbert!
- Now look what you've done.
(all gasp)
- (panting) And what
are you all staring at?
- Erky?
- Erky!
- Uh Oh.
(laughs malevolently)
Well, hello, Margaret.
(nervous chuckle)
Fancy seeing you here.
(chuckles)
- Oh I'm going to give
you something to cry about.
(screams)
(Perky and Erky yelling)
- This is a bit
cramped, Margaret.
- Margaret?
Call me mummy little wun.
Mummy is here to look after you.
- Oh, okay, if you
say so, Mummy.
- If it wasn't for you
I'd still be up there
stuffing my tummy.
- You're making a
mess again, Herbert.
- Stop calling me that.
I'm not a baby!
- Are you throwing a tantrum?
- Perky, the act is over.
And, thanks to you, it
got me nowhere anyway.
- But thanks to me, you're safe.
(spits)
That was horrible.
- [Perky] Temper, temper.