Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s02e25 Episode Script
Mortal Recoil (2)
[MOUSE SQUEAKS.]
[PENGUINS CHIRP.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [DOOR OPENS.]
[PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY.]
What's her condition, Dr.
Ice Cream? She's totally gross over The other 10% is crazy nasty.
Will she make it, Doctor? I don't know, Nurse Poundcake.
[MONITOR BEEPING.]
Put sugar on her! Two scoops! [FLATLINE.]
We're losing her! No! Not my number one! Princess, if you die on me, I will never forgive you! I'll be lost, lost in my own emotional labyrinth.
Yaah! Wait, Finn.
What? Her sugar levels are stabilizing! [ALL CHEERING.]
Yes, I'm fine.
I just need to rest.
[SOBBING.]
My wife.
Is there anything weird about her? I can't see through these pain tears.
She's fine.
Why? It's just that, after Princess fell into the well, I saw something strange happen, something I still don't understand.
Whoa! Daah! Wait! Listen to me! No! Just shut your face, old man! "Old man"? [CHUCKLES.]
What? I'm not old.
Uh, yeah you are, dude.
Yeah.
You're pretty old.
You are.
"Old"? I'm I see.
It's all making sense now.
Br-r-r-r-appa-po! I'm going, Princess.
I'm sorry if my skin grossed you out.
Nobody wants to see this old skin, I guess.
Nobody in the world.
Just get out of here! Peace.
[SIGHS.]
Sorry about that, Peebles.
The ice wizard is a weak fool.
Huh? Finn! Finn! The other Princesses and I made you a new backpack.
Whoa, Raggedy Princess! It's so awesome! Thank you! You're welcome, Finn.
[GIGGLES.]
You look like sick gray meat.
But we're gonna jack you up so awesome.
FINN: We should wheel her to her bedroom, right? JAKE: Yeah, man, and then we'll do magic tricks.
FINN: Like fake magic? JAKE: Yeah, like "Bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh! It was there the whole time!" BOTH: Princess? Princess? Surprise! We picked every flower in the Candy Kingdom just for you! Whoo-ooh! Princess Bubblegum? [GROANING.]
Oh, geez! What's wrong with Princess Bubblegum?! Quiet, dude! We're supposed to take care of her, not make her feel bad.
I know, man, but she just seems We-e-e-e-ird.
She's just messed up from the accident, man.
We just have to take care of her till she feels better.
Uh Okay, dude.
[BOTH GASP.]
[GLASS SHATTERS.]
Princess! Princess, no! You shouldn't be out of bed! Princess I I got to tell you somethin'.
Uh Jake? Oh! Gotcha.
I'll go get some tea.
Princess, the sweater you made me kept me safe.
I almost got super messed-up, but it saved me.
And I wanted to say Thank you for imbuing the sweater with the power of liking someone a lot.
'Cause I like you a lot.
[CHUCKLES.]
Um, we shouldn't talk about this now.
You should rest.
Finn, I need you to get me some things.
Yes, Princess.
Princess, I brought you some tea.
[GASPS, SCREAMS.]
[WHISPERING.]
[HISSES.]
Whoa.
Somethin' weird's goin' on.
- Jake.
- Aah! I'm gonna get some stuff for PB.
Be right back.
[WHIMPERS.]
[BREATHING HEAVILY.]
Hey, Princess, sorry you're not feeling good.
Oh! I'll sing you a song! You love it when I sing songs.
[PLOP! PLOP!.]
Princess, you're not feelin' good You're not feelin' like a Princess should And if you want to get better fast, check out my cute little booty dance [PLOP! PLOP!.]
[GROWLS.]
Uh [GROWLS.]
[MUTTERING.]
Aw, this song's not that good.
It's a bad one.
I-I'm stopping.
[MUTTERING.]
And starting a new song! [MUTTERING.]
[WHIMPERS.]
[DEEP VOICE.]
Jake.
[SCREAMS.]
Oh, my gob! Oh, my gob! Oh, my gob! Oh, my gob! Maybe the toxic waste did something to her brain, made her have demon powers or something! Yo, dude.
Wait! What's all that biz? Uh Bleach, lighter fluid, ammonia, gasoline, I don't know -- lady stuff.
Plutonium -- No, man! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Thanks.
No probs! Wait! Hold on! What's up? Listen, PB's bed was on fire.
What?! Is she okay?! She made it on fire! With a match? No, man! With her brain, I think.
Look, man! I'll show you! Jake, wha-- Shh! P-p-princess? Over there.
[GRUNTING.]
PB? You in there? I'm busy! See? It's fine.
She's just havin' private time.
I'm lookin' in! Jake, what the hey?! Oh, my gloob! Come on, man! That's pervy! You don't even know, man! Dude! Look! See it? Hold on, proibles! [GRUNTS.]
Princess! Whoa! Put down the tub! [GRUNTING.]
Oh! Evil presence detected.
Must defend! ICE KING: Hey, Finn.
- Are you dead or what? - Wha? Ice King, what are you doing here? Hey.
I had to keep an eye on the Princess, because she is being possessed by the Lich.
Unh! You don't know that! But I do! I saw it with my wizard eyes! In the well, I saw something come out of the lich and go into the Princess! But I wasn't sure it was real, because when you have stanky old wizard eyes, sometimes you see things that are real, and other times it's like "crazy crazy crazy" in your face all the time.
[SIGHS.]
All the time.
Guys, let me help you.
I don't want my future wife to be [GASPS.]
physically unattractive.
Listen, you old poot! I'm not going to let you kill her twice! Get stuffed! Come on, Jake! [GROANS.]
Oh.
We're coming, Princess! Dude, I think we should let the Ice King help.
He could freeze her! Which could buy us some ti-- Dump that mess! I'm-a set her free with my like-like sweater! Whoado it! [WHI-I-I-I-STLE!.]
I like you, Princess! Ooh! Waaaaah! Finn! [GROANING.]
Liking her didn't work.
She's unstoppable.
Unless [GRUNTS.]
Ow! Ow! Ow! Gaah.
Ice King, I I need you to freeze Princess Bubblegum.
Will you help me? [GASPS.]
Are you su-u-u-u-re? Yes.
Great! Whee! [LAUGHING.]
I'll distract her up top.
You freeze her legs! [GRUNTS.]
I'm a cat! I'm an agile cat! Blehhh! Jake, duck! Meow, Ice King! [GRUNTING.]
[BIRD SQUAWKS.]
Thanks, bird! [CROWD CHEERS.]
Yeah! Whoopie! You did good, Ice King.
Oh, yeah? Yeah, man.
Okay.
I didn't kill her this time.
Everybody saw that, right? Dude.
We got to get her to the hospital! Start assembling! Here.
Try to connect these two pieces.
Turn it.
Perfect.
Give me more pieces, Dr.
Princess.
That's all we have, Dr.
Ice Cream.
What? That can't be.
[GASPS.]
What do we do, doctor? I don't know, nurse Poundcake.
[ALL MUTTERING.]
I hope she's okay.
Attention, everyone.
Is PB okay?! Yes.
But there were some complications.
No-o-o-o! Yes.
I'm afraid there wasn't enough gum to work with.
So, it appears Princess Bubblegum is now younger.
[ALL GASP.]
She's 13 years old now.
Aw, dang it! Well, I'm out of here.
Goodbye, everyone.
Well, that's how old I am.
Uh Ohhh! Give me a hug, hero.
[ALL CHEER.]
[GROWLS.]
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree
[PENGUINS CHIRP.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [DOOR OPENS.]
[PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY.]
What's her condition, Dr.
Ice Cream? She's totally gross over The other 10% is crazy nasty.
Will she make it, Doctor? I don't know, Nurse Poundcake.
[MONITOR BEEPING.]
Put sugar on her! Two scoops! [FLATLINE.]
We're losing her! No! Not my number one! Princess, if you die on me, I will never forgive you! I'll be lost, lost in my own emotional labyrinth.
Yaah! Wait, Finn.
What? Her sugar levels are stabilizing! [ALL CHEERING.]
Yes, I'm fine.
I just need to rest.
[SOBBING.]
My wife.
Is there anything weird about her? I can't see through these pain tears.
She's fine.
Why? It's just that, after Princess fell into the well, I saw something strange happen, something I still don't understand.
Whoa! Daah! Wait! Listen to me! No! Just shut your face, old man! "Old man"? [CHUCKLES.]
What? I'm not old.
Uh, yeah you are, dude.
Yeah.
You're pretty old.
You are.
"Old"? I'm I see.
It's all making sense now.
Br-r-r-r-appa-po! I'm going, Princess.
I'm sorry if my skin grossed you out.
Nobody wants to see this old skin, I guess.
Nobody in the world.
Just get out of here! Peace.
[SIGHS.]
Sorry about that, Peebles.
The ice wizard is a weak fool.
Huh? Finn! Finn! The other Princesses and I made you a new backpack.
Whoa, Raggedy Princess! It's so awesome! Thank you! You're welcome, Finn.
[GIGGLES.]
You look like sick gray meat.
But we're gonna jack you up so awesome.
FINN: We should wheel her to her bedroom, right? JAKE: Yeah, man, and then we'll do magic tricks.
FINN: Like fake magic? JAKE: Yeah, like "Bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh! It was there the whole time!" BOTH: Princess? Princess? Surprise! We picked every flower in the Candy Kingdom just for you! Whoo-ooh! Princess Bubblegum? [GROANING.]
Oh, geez! What's wrong with Princess Bubblegum?! Quiet, dude! We're supposed to take care of her, not make her feel bad.
I know, man, but she just seems We-e-e-e-ird.
She's just messed up from the accident, man.
We just have to take care of her till she feels better.
Uh Okay, dude.
[BOTH GASP.]
[GLASS SHATTERS.]
Princess! Princess, no! You shouldn't be out of bed! Princess I I got to tell you somethin'.
Uh Jake? Oh! Gotcha.
I'll go get some tea.
Princess, the sweater you made me kept me safe.
I almost got super messed-up, but it saved me.
And I wanted to say Thank you for imbuing the sweater with the power of liking someone a lot.
'Cause I like you a lot.
[CHUCKLES.]
Um, we shouldn't talk about this now.
You should rest.
Finn, I need you to get me some things.
Yes, Princess.
Princess, I brought you some tea.
[GASPS, SCREAMS.]
[WHISPERING.]
[HISSES.]
Whoa.
Somethin' weird's goin' on.
- Jake.
- Aah! I'm gonna get some stuff for PB.
Be right back.
[WHIMPERS.]
[BREATHING HEAVILY.]
Hey, Princess, sorry you're not feeling good.
Oh! I'll sing you a song! You love it when I sing songs.
[PLOP! PLOP!.]
Princess, you're not feelin' good You're not feelin' like a Princess should And if you want to get better fast, check out my cute little booty dance [PLOP! PLOP!.]
[GROWLS.]
Uh [GROWLS.]
[MUTTERING.]
Aw, this song's not that good.
It's a bad one.
I-I'm stopping.
[MUTTERING.]
And starting a new song! [MUTTERING.]
[WHIMPERS.]
[DEEP VOICE.]
Jake.
[SCREAMS.]
Oh, my gob! Oh, my gob! Oh, my gob! Oh, my gob! Maybe the toxic waste did something to her brain, made her have demon powers or something! Yo, dude.
Wait! What's all that biz? Uh Bleach, lighter fluid, ammonia, gasoline, I don't know -- lady stuff.
Plutonium -- No, man! No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Thanks.
No probs! Wait! Hold on! What's up? Listen, PB's bed was on fire.
What?! Is she okay?! She made it on fire! With a match? No, man! With her brain, I think.
Look, man! I'll show you! Jake, wha-- Shh! P-p-princess? Over there.
[GRUNTING.]
PB? You in there? I'm busy! See? It's fine.
She's just havin' private time.
I'm lookin' in! Jake, what the hey?! Oh, my gloob! Come on, man! That's pervy! You don't even know, man! Dude! Look! See it? Hold on, proibles! [GRUNTS.]
Princess! Whoa! Put down the tub! [GRUNTING.]
Oh! Evil presence detected.
Must defend! ICE KING: Hey, Finn.
- Are you dead or what? - Wha? Ice King, what are you doing here? Hey.
I had to keep an eye on the Princess, because she is being possessed by the Lich.
Unh! You don't know that! But I do! I saw it with my wizard eyes! In the well, I saw something come out of the lich and go into the Princess! But I wasn't sure it was real, because when you have stanky old wizard eyes, sometimes you see things that are real, and other times it's like "crazy crazy crazy" in your face all the time.
[SIGHS.]
All the time.
Guys, let me help you.
I don't want my future wife to be [GASPS.]
physically unattractive.
Listen, you old poot! I'm not going to let you kill her twice! Get stuffed! Come on, Jake! [GROANS.]
Oh.
We're coming, Princess! Dude, I think we should let the Ice King help.
He could freeze her! Which could buy us some ti-- Dump that mess! I'm-a set her free with my like-like sweater! Whoado it! [WHI-I-I-I-STLE!.]
I like you, Princess! Ooh! Waaaaah! Finn! [GROANING.]
Liking her didn't work.
She's unstoppable.
Unless [GRUNTS.]
Ow! Ow! Ow! Gaah.
Ice King, I I need you to freeze Princess Bubblegum.
Will you help me? [GASPS.]
Are you su-u-u-u-re? Yes.
Great! Whee! [LAUGHING.]
I'll distract her up top.
You freeze her legs! [GRUNTS.]
I'm a cat! I'm an agile cat! Blehhh! Jake, duck! Meow, Ice King! [GRUNTING.]
[BIRD SQUAWKS.]
Thanks, bird! [CROWD CHEERS.]
Yeah! Whoopie! You did good, Ice King.
Oh, yeah? Yeah, man.
Okay.
I didn't kill her this time.
Everybody saw that, right? Dude.
We got to get her to the hospital! Start assembling! Here.
Try to connect these two pieces.
Turn it.
Perfect.
Give me more pieces, Dr.
Princess.
That's all we have, Dr.
Ice Cream.
What? That can't be.
[GASPS.]
What do we do, doctor? I don't know, nurse Poundcake.
[ALL MUTTERING.]
I hope she's okay.
Attention, everyone.
Is PB okay?! Yes.
But there were some complications.
No-o-o-o! Yes.
I'm afraid there wasn't enough gum to work with.
So, it appears Princess Bubblegum is now younger.
[ALL GASP.]
She's 13 years old now.
Aw, dang it! Well, I'm out of here.
Goodbye, everyone.
Well, that's how old I am.
Uh Ohhh! Give me a hug, hero.
[ALL CHEER.]
[GROWLS.]
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree