Andi Mack (2017) s02e25 Episode Script

1 BEX: Previously on Andi Mack I need someone to do my math homework.
I have a moral code.
People cheat all the time.
You need to go talk to Coleman.
About what? I kind of told him that you did my homework.
I'm suspended from the basketball team.
That's so unfair.
Jonah's taking me to the trampoline park tomorrow! You're really the coolest girl I've ever known.
I'm really enjoying all the compliments.
Andi, I'm going to camp for eight weeks.
I'm just a little sad.
- But it's all gonna work out.
- Maybe it will.
He'll be back before you know it.
I could say the same thing about you and Pops.
Until he gets back, AndiShack can be your cozy home away from home.
- Is that spot taken? - Bring it in.
(WHISPERS) Bex, I love you.
Say it again.
I'm gonna marry Bowie.
(SCREAMS) Wait.
He asked you without me? - I'm gonna ask him.
- We're gonna ask him? - Basic.
- Hmm.
Flashy.
Ooh.
No skulls.
Hmm? No snakes.
Is there even such a thing as an engagement ring for a man? Well, we're not looking for an engagement ring for a man.
We're looking for an engagement ring for a Bowie.
Which is what? We'll know when we see it.
(BOTH SIGH) Okay, last tray.
(SIGHS) - You see anything? - Nope.
- Me neither.
- Are you willing to reconsider skulls? There are some nice ones.
I kinda like this one.
- The yin-yang.
- What is it? It's the world in perfect balance.
It's the Chinese symbol for the universe.
(GASPS) It's the ring.
(BOTH SCREAM) (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) I'm standing on the edge And everything I kno-o-ow Has blown away Life is upside down But any way it go-o-oes I'll work it out Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Here we go One, two, three! I'm ready for tomorrow Tomorrow starts today There ain't no map to follow But I'm with you all the way - I'm ready for tomorrow - Hey! - Tomorrow starts today - Hey! - There ain't no map to follow - Hey! But I'm with you all the way Hey! All the way CYRUS: Ooh, that's the way.
Let's see you take it to the hole.
She's going for the trey.
She's all the way downtown! Ooh, so close.
So close.
Go for the bucket.
Baby needs a bucket.
Cyrus! Stop talking.
You don't like my patter? I thought it sounded pretty good.
I watched an entire basketball game.
It went on forever.
(SCOFFS) It's just me here.
I don't need patter.
But there's a basketball game on Friday, and the Slayer is back in town! Ooh! I can use that in my patter.
Say a prayer, 'cause here comes the Slayer! You won't need it then either.
I'm not rejoining the team.
- Is this because of TJ? - No.
You think he's not gonna pass you the ball, but he will.
Buffy, he's a completely different person.
He got a "C" on a math test.
- He did? - You should've seen him.
It was so cute.
He was running around, showing everybody.
He was like a little puppy who passed a math test.
He's still a puppy I don't want to play with.
(SIGHS) Okay.
We have the ring! We're proposing tonight.
Oh, we can't.
We don't have a plan.
We need a plan.
Okay, what's the plan? Ugh.
My pizza delivery idea was so good, and it was totally wasted on you.
- No, it wasn't.
- We didn't even eat the pizza.
Okay.
We'll do it right this time.
(GASPS) How about a cake? A cake is delicious.
Where do we put the ring? Inside the cake! And then we mark where it is, so it ends up in the slice that we serve to Bowie.
You are on fire today! (LAUGHS) Every day.
Oh.
Someone feeling herself? (GASPS) I got it.
- I got the idea! - Tell me.
Tell me.
We drop in on Bowie at the Red Rooster.
- Right now? - Why not? Okay, yeah, we were just in the neighborhood.
Chat, chat, chat, and then we say, "Hey, what are you doing for dinner tomorrow night?" "Come over.
We'll order in.
" (GASPS) That's good.
We'll order in like it's super no big deal! Okay, okay, but we have to keep it very low-key, super cazh.
Can you do that? I can.
The question is, can you? (SCOFFS) Please, I'm an expert.
Look at this.
Straight face.
Let's see yours.
Not bad! But can you hold it? Hold what? I'm not holding anything.
- This is just my face.
- That's great! Okay, the most important thing is we can't let Bowie know that we're up to something.
(BOTH LAUGHING) You two are up to something.
- BOTH: No, we're not.
- Wha? (BOTH GIGGLE, SHUSH) Ring.
Toothpick.
Frosting.
Yum.
Shall we close her up? Please check the toothpick is secure.
The toothpick is secure.
Looking good! It's gonna be the cake that takes the cake.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE) - Whoa! Who trashed the kitchen? If this is what happens when we bake one cake, how are we gonna make an entire meal? I say we walk away and use CeCe's kitchen to make dinner.
(GASPS) And we serve it in her dinning room, on her really nice dishes that match.
And let animated forest animals take care of all this.
- (SIGHS) - ANDI: Hmm.
Mm-hmm.
What are we doing here? I just gotta grab something outta my locker.
I'll be right back.
(BASKETBALL BOUNCES) Well, well, if it isn't Jock-iavelli.
Don't hurt your brain trying to figure it out.
Machiavelli, evil Italian politician.
- Lucky guess.
- Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I got a two-game suspension for you doing my homework.
That's does make me feel better.
- I'm back on the team now.
- Good for you.
- But I hear you're not coming back.
- Why do you care what I do? Well, 'cause you're good.
I mean, not as good as me, - but pretty good.
- (SCOFFS) I'm not as good as you? And you know that how? If you thought you were, you'd be coming back to the team.
What's the game here, TJ? You're trying to make me mad.
Why? Hey, guys, what's going on? You gonna play some one-on-one or some thing? (WHISPERS) We aren't there yet, Cyrus.
(WHISPERS) Oh, sorry.
I assume those are my gym clothes.
Great.
It's on.
(SIGHS) That was a pathetic ambush.
This is why I wanted to rehearse.
I can't believe you got me a hotel room.
Well, I can't believe you were sleeping in AndiShack.
It was just for one night.
I get it.
The house is lonely without Pops.
- You need a change of scenery.
- (SIGHS) - Where am I going? - How does a suite with room service at the Barclay sound? (CHUCKLES) Out of your price range.
Let me worry about that when Dad gets the bill.
Does it have a spa? You will be wrapped in seaweed within the hour.
You know, I think this is exactly what I need.
It is! Now hurry up and relax.
(LAUGHS) Look at me being all spontaneous.
I should plan to do this more often.
Ooh, these are some nice pots.
I'm developing a new appreciation for pots.
- Let's use them all.
- (CHUCKLES) - Shoot for ball? - No, you take it and enjoy it, because once I get it, - you're not gonna see it again.
- You're pretty confident for a guy who's usually pretty confident.
- Let's just start.
- Make it, take it.
First to seven, win by two.
Yeah, I was gonna keep score, but you lost me already.
Listen, I'm not gonna hold back.
I'm gonna play at my game, and if you can't keep up - (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) - (CROWD CHEERING) That's one.
Oh, hey, Coach! That's two.
Stay hungry, stay thirsty Don't be afraid to get down and dirty Stay hungry, stay thirsty Don't be afraid to get down and dirty The chicken is done.
How many of these am I shucking? Shuck 'em all.
All right, so we got the chicken.
What else? We have potatoes, risotto, soup, asparagus Ear de corn.
Garlic bread, Caesar salad, and cheese plate.
(SIGHS) Is it too much food? I hope he saves room for cake.
That's right.
And we made a cake.
- I thought we couldn't cook.
- Turns out we were just lazy.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) I work much harder than all of the competition I put my sight on the prize, now I'm addicted Some imitators and haters wish they could get this They can't imagine my passion, I'm never finished Study hard, get'cho lesson Whatever goes down, don't take no mess You done already beat the rest What's one more round? You still the best That's what my momma told me Get me ready for the competition I go hard and nobody can hold me Just like my momma said She say I came from a line of winners before me She told me slay every challenger at the door, see So I set a bar up so high, it's outta your reach I sit back and watch you try, you'll never beat me - I'm about to win.
- Lol.
- You played a pretty good game.
- Not over yet.
Yes, it is.
(LAUGHS, MIMICS EXPLOSION) I win! - (BUFFY LAUGHS) - You won? You won! I knew you would win! - You won! - That's what my momma told me Get me ready for the competition When I'm ready, ain't nobody can go with me Cuz they can't match my precision Study hard, get'cho lesson Whatever goes down, don't take no mess That's what my momma said "Nice game, TJ.
You played hard.
" "Oh, thank you, TJ.
" - It really was a good game.
- First one-on-one I ever lost.
So my beautiful if under-rehearsed plan worked! What was that? To prove that you and TJ could play basketball together.
And you did.
And you won! Not that anyone needs to know that.
And now, no more nonsense about you not rejoining the team.
You're definitely rejoining the team.
(CHUCKLES) No, I'm not.
You're just gonna quit playing basketball? (SIGHS) Of course not.
I'm still going to play.
I don't get it.
Is there some other team we don't know about? I didn't want to say anything until it was official, but I just got permission.
I'm starting a girls' basketball team.
That's a brilliant plan - (LAUGHS) - which eclipses even my brilliant plan.
Driscoll, you got moves.
Thank you.
Are you nervous? Strangely, no.
- (SIGHS) - Does it look too formal? I want it to look formal, kind of like as a joke, you know? It's my first time, so I went overboard.
That's why I put out the shrimp forks.
- (CHUCKLES) - Maybe he won't get it.
Okay, let's lose the shrimp forks.
I guess I am a little nervous.
It's gonna work out, right? Yes, it's going to work out perfectly.
(KNOCKS ON DOOR) And he's even on time.
Let's not keep him waiting.
(SIGHS) - Mmm.
- Oh, yeah.
(SIGHS) Hi.
- (DOOR CLOSES) - Hi.
I've got a little surprise.
- We do too.
- I'll go first.
- MAN: Hey! - MAN 2: What's up? MAN 3: Hey! - (BEX SIGHS) - (BOWIE CHUCKLES) What's going on? The Renaissance Boys! Surprise! What's your surprise? - Bex, this is Micah - Hi.
- Guthrie - Hey.
- and Rafe.
- Hey.
Oh, this is Andi.
This is my daughter.
Oh, it is so very nice to meet you.
Nice to meet both of you.
Wow.
A whole rock band.
Are they staying for dinner? Yeah, I didn't know they were coming by.
They just kinda showed up.
If we are intruding, you just send us on our way.
- Oh - Not at all.
What a thrill.
Make yourselves comfortable.
Do you want anything to drink? Oh, I'll take care of 'em.
Thanks.
Huh! (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) - What do we do? - Should we still go through with it? I'm asking you.
- I say yes.
- I say yes too.
It could be a single on their next album.
(GIGGLES) CYRUS: I mean, the good part about this is that we can all be friends now.
- Right? - TJ: I can.
'Cause I've never done anything horrible to you, - like what you've done to me.
- Valid point.
I could forgive you.
I think I already have.
I just don't know if we could ever be friends.
What if he apologized? It would have to be like the best apology ever.
- I mean, give it a shot.
- (SIGHS) If you're looking for a captain, her name's Buffy Driscoll Gonna start a girls' team and make that ish official Steal your ball so fast, that you'll wanna bring police in Tell them it got taken like she's Liam Neeson The slickest, sickest, quickest, the most wicked in the world Used to hate her, instigate her Told her, "Good job for a girl" I didn't want to hear it But she taught me all the same If you wanna change the world Then you gotta change the game Was that the best apology ever? (CHUCKLES) I think maybe it was.
- So, we're good? - Yeah, I think we are.
Cool.
I'll see you around then.
I am so confused right now.
You think you're confused? Take a walk through my head.
You think you know someone.
Until you find out that you don't.
- (LAUGHTER) - RAFE: See, I did not fall off the stage, that was a deliberate dive.
Right, right, right.
Onto the ground.
- Okay.
- (LAUGHTER) - What's so funny? - Mom! What are you doing here? I live here.
What are you doing here? Clearly having a party while I'm out.
One of your signature moves.
Hey, why don't we take this into the kitchen? - Yeah.
- Come on.
Oh, um, just the girls.
Let me just say, I am angry and I am hurt.
You say I need to get away.
You trick me into leaving my own home! I don't like being away! It's not fun being away.
And, as usual, you weren't doing anything for me, you were doing something for yourself! Andi and I are going to propose to Bowie.
Well, why are you in here talking to me? Get out there! Okay, I guess it's time for cake.
- Let's go.
- Wait, why do you need cake? I just wanna let you know the cake was Andi's idea.
Okay.
You'll get what I mean later.
Before you do that, I wonder if I could say something.
- By all means.
- First of all, thank you so much for this magnificent feast.
Bowie's lead us to believe that you exist mainly on pizza.
Well, emotionally, that is true.
Now, there is something I want to say to Bowie.
Bowie, we didn't just happen to be passing through town.
We came here especially to see you.
Man, you're kinda freaking me out here.
We have a question we wanna ask you.
Dude! (CHUCKLES) You seem like you're about to propose or something.
- What is happening? - What is happening? What is happening? You've gotta move quickly with this guy.
He's very popular.
Bowie, your boys need you.
We got our first international tour.
- (SHOUTS) For real? - Yes! (MIMICS EXPLOSION) That is my brain right now! - (LAUGHTER) - (MIMICS GUNFIRE) Bowie Quinn, would you do us the honor of becoming our rhythm guitarist? What? Please say yes and make us the happiest band in the world.
Guys remember, I I just met my daughter.
Six months, that's that's all we're asking.
Just for the tour.
Ah.
I am so touched, and I am so happy for you, but I can't.
Yes, you can.
This is your lifelong dream, Bowie, coming true.
- Can I think about it? - Sure, for a couple of hours, 'cause we're driving to New York.
Got a 6:00 a.
m.
flight.
(LAUGHS) We should talk.
Yeah.
- What do we do now? - He has to go on this tour.
I agree.
He can't give up this opportunity for me.
I don't want him to.
He needs to know that.
- I agree.
- I'm so excited for him.
Me too, but it means we can't propose.
What? Why not? If we propose, then he won't go.
He won't want to leave us.
That's how he is.
- You know that's how he is.
- He'll go if we tell him that it's okay, - that we want him to go.
- You can't let Bowie go on this tour.
Six months around the world with a rock band? He met somebody working at a local plant nursery.
That's why we need to propose.
Let's just lock the man down and let him decide if he wants to go.
And he'll decide not to, and that's always gonna be on us.
I know him better than you.
And I clearly have more faith in him than you.
Well, we can't propose if one of us doesn't want to.
You can't start making up rules now! - BOWIE: Okay if we cut the cake? - ANDI AND BEX: No! - Why can't he cut the cake? - Because the ring is in the cake, - and he can't find it.
- Yes, he can! The ring is in the cake? That's more of a choking hazard than this toothpick I found sticking out of it.
- Mom! - What? - What'd I do? - ANDI: What are you gonna do? CELIA: I thought I was helping! - (SIGHS) - I guess it's up to the universe now.
It's out of our hands.
No, it isn't.
- What are you doing? - What? This is a crumble cake.
This is how it's supposed to be served.
- Oh, uh, let me help you with that.
- Yeah.
- What are you doing? - I'm making crumbles.
Be advised, none of them washed their hands.
Whoa.
Dude, what is this? All I need from you is a second chance A second chance A second chance To show that I mean it Time is ticking, make it last Do you wanna tell him? I thought you wanted to tell him.
- I'll tell him.
- Andi and Bex: No, you won't.
Somebody tell me something.
Um Um BOWIE: "Um"? Life is upside down But any way it go-o-oes I'll work it out Oh, oh, here we go (CAMERA CLICKS) One, two, three! I'm ready for tomorrow Tomorrow starts today There ain't no map to follow But I'm with you all the way (CAMERA CLICKING) All the way