Austin and Ally s02e25 Episode Script

Guys, I have some bad news.
The first show of Austin's tour got canceled.
Aw.
Because too many people wanted tickets.
What?! They had to move the show from a place that seats 1,000.
To a place that seats 10,000! - Yes! - No way! I can't believe this.
I'm going on tour with my three best friends.
This is gonna be the best summer ever.
No work for three months.
You're the tour manager.
Right.
Forgot that.
Still cool.
Think of all the amazing things we'll see.
The Grand Canyon, Mount Rushmore, the Albuquerque Cloud Watching Museum.
I'm gonna be playing arenas, meeting fans, eating pancakes in every state.
And we get to go to the bathroom on a bus.
Every day! Yup, something for everybody.
It doesn't get much better than this.
Thanks, Trish.
I know how hard you've been working on this tour for me.
Thanks, Austin.
And Ally, I haven't forgotten about you.
Oh, did you follow up with that label that wanted my demo? Forgot about that.
I have something bigger in the works for your career.
I just can't tell you till tomorrow because it's a surprise.
Really? Thanks, Trish.
I knew my best friend would come through for me.
- You didn't come through, did you? - Nope.
What am I gonna do? I have one day to come up with a surprise for Ally.
If you think about it, since she's expecting a surprise, not having a surprise is a surprise.
When the crowd wants more, I bring on the thunder.
'Cause you've got my back, and I'm not going under.
You're my point, you're my guard.
You're the perfect chord.
And I see our names together on every billboard.
We're headed for the top, we've got it on lock.
We'll make 'em say "hey!" And we'll keep rockin'.
Oh, there's no way I could make it without ya.
Do it without ya, be here without ya.
It's no fun when you're doing it solo.
With you it's like, "whoa".
Yeah, and I know.
I own this dream.
'Cause I got you with me.
There's no way I could make it without ya.
Do it without ya, be here without ya.
So according to your resume, you quit your last six jobs because You hate working.
I'm not hiring you, but I might have a girl for you.
Good luck.
Who was that? Since I'm going with you on tour all summer, my Dad wants me to hire my replacement.
- Maybe I could work here.
- Never.
And besides, you're gonna be on tour with us.
Maybe not.
Get this; My parents told me that if I don't pass our biology final, they're not gonna let me go on the tour.
You got to pass that test.
I can't imagine not having my best friend on tour with me.
If only there was someone who would help me study.
Someone really smart who knows a lot about smart stuff like biology.
Of course I'll help you study, Dez.
Uh, thanks, buddy.
I meant you.
Oh, Trish, what's my surprise?! Sorry, that was rude.
Um, hi, Trish, how are you? How was work? What's my surprise? Thanks for asking, Ally.
I'm good.
My job stinks.
I got you a meeting with Ronnie Ramone.
From Ramone Records? No way! All I had to do was tell him who I was and that I had a hot new artist he had to meet.
And when that didn't work, I told him that Austin would play at his son's Bar Mitzvah.
Thanks, Trish.
You really came through for me.
You should thank me.
I'm the one who's gonna play a song at some Bar Mitzvah.
Actually it's ten songs and you have to slow dance with the Grandma.
Trachea.
Mitochondria.
Occipital Lobe.
Pituitary Gland.
Osmosis.
That was all of them.
You did it! - Woo! - Yes.
All I did was read those words off those cards.
I still don't know what they mean.
Yeah, I don't think we're using these flashcards right.
Ronnie Ramone should be here any minute.
You can't mess this up.
So don't talk about stuff nobody cares about like that time your bird fell in love with a cuckoo clock.
Everyone loves that story.
It was so cute.
Oh, it would wait by the clock every hour for his girlfriend - What did I just say? - Sorry.
I'm just really excited.
It means a lot to me to finally get a shot.
Ally Dawson? Yes.
I'm Ally Dawson.
It's me.
Hello, it is so nice to meet you.
- Ally - Oh oh.
Sorry.
I'm just really excited and I'm a hugger.
Not that I don't like shaking hands.
And I also do this thing where I talk too much when I get nervous.
I'm Trish, Ally's manager.
- Great to meet you in person.
- You're the manager? Hopefully I'll get to work with you too.
We can talk upstairs.
Great.
Thanks again, Trish.
You're the best.
Hello? Yeah, this is Trish.
What do you mean "this is Ronnie Ramone.
Where's Ally"? What do you mean "the meeting was supposed to be in your office"? What do you mean "you blew it, I'll never work with Ally now"?! What do you mean "why do you keep repeating everything I say?" Hello? Hello? Oh, man.
Wait, then who's that guy with Ally? Staring at My reflection.
Who's that girl looking back at me? Once I thought That I knew her.
But she's not Um, Trish, what's so important? I'm so sorry, Mr.
Ramone.
This isn't Ronnie Ramone.
Huh? You're not Ronnie Ramone? Who are you? I'm Roger Dunlap.
I just Came here to apply here for a job, but I really do like your songs.
And I love the story with the bird and the cuckoo clock.
Wait, Trish, what's going on? I messed up.
You were supposed to go to Ronnie Ramone's office.
And now he said he kind of never wants to meet with you.
I can't believe this.
I know! He's being so unreasonable.
No, I'm talking about you.
I'm sorry.
I've just kind of had my hands full with Austin's tour.
Maybe managing both me and Austin is too much for you.
Are you really asking me to choose between you and Austin? No.
You don't have to choose because I'm firing you.
So uh, should I just fill out an application or leave a resume, or? You know what, I'm just gonna come back another, I can just come back another time.
Oh! It's Trish.
I don't want her to see me here.
Hey, Ally.
Dez, I see you.
Aw! How'd you see me? The doors are made of glass.
They are, aren't they? What are you guys doing? Fine! She's tutoring me.
But don't tell Austin.
It'll really hurt his feelings.
Come on, George.
Listen, Ally.
I'm really sorry about what happened.
I appreciate your apology.
So I'm your manager again? Trish, I need somebody who's gonna take my music as seriously as I do.
Obviously, you don't.
I do.
And I'm gonna prove you wrong.
No one fires Trish De La Rosa! Nobody! Everybody fires Trish De La Rosa.
What do you mean "this is the 30th time you've called," "stop calling, Ronnie Ramone doesn't want to talk to you"? Hey, Trish! Great news.
I've been talking to Jimmy Starr about letting Ally open up for me on tour.
And? And he said, there's no way he can make that happen.
Your definition of great news is different than mine.
Well, here's the great part.
We worked it out so Ally can open up for me this weekend in Miami.
That's amazing! And I want you to tell her that you set it up.
You do? Why? Ally told me she fired you.
I don't want this to ruin your friendship.
So you want me to take credit for something I didn't do? Thanks, Austin! We're team Austin and Ally.
We work together.
Besides, I don't to be trapped on a tour bus with two fighting girls.
Unless they're fighting over me.
Oh, Ally, can we talk? Not now, I have some bad news.
I only got a 92 on the biology test.
My lowest "A" ever.
Your definition of bad news is different than mine.
I'm worried about Dez.
That was a hard test.
If he doesn't pass, he can't go on tour.
He's gonna pass the test.
I helped him study.
Well, Ally, I've got some news that'll cheer you up.
You're gonna be the opening act at Austin's Miami show! You're gonna perform in front of 10,000 people.
Trish, that's awesome! I can't believe you did this.
I got a 94.
I got a 94.
I got a 94! Not only did I pass, I got an "A.
" I'm going on tour.
Woo.
Wait a sec.
You got a 94? I got a 92.
That means Yup.
I got three more points than you.
Who's the smart one now? I got an "A".
A 94.
I can't believe it.
The first show of my tour.
Oh, your biggest concert ever.
I'm the opening act.
And I got a higher score than Ally on our biology test.
Can you believe you're about to perform in front of 10,000 people? I'd say that's pretty good managering.
Maybe I overreacted when I fired you.
Will you be my manager again? Hmm, let me think about it.
Kidding! Yes.
Austin Moon, congrats on the tour.
Thanks, Jimmy.
I am so excited.
Guess what? I got a 94 on my biology test and Ally only got a 92.
Don't care.
Wait, seriously? - I helped him study.
- Seriously?! Anyway, have a good show.
You too, Ally.
Thanks.
I can't believe I'm actually performing tonight.
Well, thank Austin.
When he came up with the idea to have you open Wait.
Austin got me this gig? - Yeah - Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy! I need you to help me with my pre-show ritual.
Pre-show ritual? What is it? Um it starts with Walking really fast that way.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, Ally.
I can't believe you lied to me.
Maybe I overreacted when I hired you back.
Sorry, Trish.
I'm firing you again.
Aw.
Fired twice from the same job.
This has only happened to me like four five times.
Ally Dawson, I'm gonna get right to the point.
I am Ronnie Ramone.
You showed up! Ronnie Ramone! What are you doing here? Well, Trish sent me a basket apologizing for the mix-up with some tickets for a nice concert.
- She did? - Mm hmm.
She doesn't take "no" for an answer when it comes to you.
You got one great manager there, Ally.
Yes, I do.
Thanks for coming through.
Better late than never.
Don't thank her just yet.
She only got me here.
I'm gonna get right to the point.
I liked your demo, but I need to love your performance if I'm gonna sign you.
Let me get right to the point.
You'll love it.
I hope so.
Now I got to go look for Austin.
I want to look over that song list for my son's Bar Mitzvah.
What's up, Miami?! It means so much to me to be able to introduce this amazing songwriter and performer.
Someone who's really special to me.
Give it up for Ally Dawson! I've been wishing for something missing.
To fill this empty space.
To fill this empty space.
To show the person behind the curtain.
To show the person behind the curtain.
So you'll understand.
Who I really am.
Who I really am.
The me that you don't see.
Is praying there's a chance you still believe.
Tell me that I'm worth it.
I'll prove that I deserve it.
And I can be.
And I can be.
The me that you don't see.
The me that you don't see.
To be standing tall.
No shadows at all.
That's all I really want to do.
To be a circle of one.
Stepping into the sun.
Sharing the light that's here with you.
I'm here with you.
Oh.
Oh.
The me that you don't see.
Is praying there's a chance you still believe.
Tell me that I'm worth it.
I'll prove that I deserve it.
And I can be.
And I can be.
The me that you don't see.
The me that you don't see.
- You were so good! - You were so awesome! - That was great.
- Oh, thank you! Thank you, thank you.
Oh, I've never played for that many people before.
That was the most incredible feeling ever.
Well, I'm up next.
I better go get ready.
I'll be your bodyguard, make sure you're safe.
Ah! Back away from the star.
Dez.
Man.
Ally Dawson, I'm gonna get right to the point.
I was really impressed with your performance.
I want to make a record with you.
- You're getting a record deal! - I'm getting a record deal! Yeah, sorry.
Let's get started right away.
I want you in the studio tomorrow.
Tomorrow? But I'm supposed to go on tour with Austin.
The question you need to ask yourself is what's more important to you? Austin's career Or yours? - I don't know what to do, Trish.
- It's a no brainer.
Making a record with Ronnie Ramone is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
So you think I should stay? Yes.
You wanted me to be a better manager.
Well, I'm doing my job.
Now take my advice.
But I don't want to miss going on Austin's tour.
I'm his songwriter.
Being apart could affect how we feel about each other 's songs.
Wait.
Is this about being his songwriter or being his something else? What?! Okay, fine.
I like Austin and I'm pretty sure he likes me.
I'm afraid if I don't go with him on this tour, everything's gonna be different when he get's back.
Feelings can change in three months.
You know whose feelings will change? Ronnie Ramone's if you get on that bus.
Ladies and gentlemen, kicking off his first national tour Starr Records recording artist, Miami's own Austin Moon! Austin Moon! If I could stop the world.
Tonight.
I would.
I would freeze this moment in time.
- Oh, if I - If I - Only could.
- Only could.
Our bodies dance like the wind.
Over and over again.
In a perfect sky.
Hypnotized by the sound.
I get lost and then found.
In your eyes.
Because it Doesn't get Better than this.
No, it doesn't.
No, it - Doesn't get - Better than Better than this.
Better than this.
Oh-oh.
If we could stop the world.
Tonight.
I think that we should try.
Because it Doesn't get Better than this.
Oh-oh.
Better.
Ha.
Oh, if we could stop the world tonight.
I think that we should try.
Because it Doesn't get Better than this.
No, it doesn't.
No, it - Doesn't get - Better than Better than this.
Better than this.
Oh, if we could stop the world tonight.
I think that we should try.
Because it Doesn't get Better than this.
Oh-oh.
Better.
It's just an illusion Thank you, Miami.
- Whoa.
- You were amazing.
You rocked! First night of the tour down.
85 more shows to go.
The four of us are gonna have the best time ever.
What? Austin I've been offered a record deal with Ronnie Ramone.
That's incredible! That's what you've always wanted.
I know.
But if I accept, it means I can't go on tour with you.
Oh.
Wow.
- Have you talked to Ally? - Not since yesterday.
What do you think she's gonna do? She's not coming.
There's no way she's passing up a record deal.
It's the chance of a lifetime.
She's coming.
I saw this in a movie once.
She'll run up, jump into your arms, and you'll live happily every after.
Unless she decides to marry the Colonel for his family's fortune.
I saw that in a movie too.
- She's not coming.
- She's coming.
Guys, I can settle this.
She's either not coming or she's coming.
There.
Oh, no.
She's not coming? No, it's the frozen yogurt place.
I forgot I had a job there.
Oh, well.
I think Jimmy's trying to tell us it's time to go.
She's not coming.
Wait! Ally? - I knew you'd come.
- Take that, Colonel.
- Who's the Colonel? - I'll tell you on the bus.
I'm not getting on the bus.
I'm here to say good-bye.
Oh.
Is it because I got a better score than you on that stupid test? No.
I'm gonna go now because I don't want you to see me cry.
It's too late.
It's too late! I'm gonna miss you, but I know you're doing the right thing.
By the way, can you stop by the frozen yogurt place and tell them I'm gonna be three months late? Gonna miss you.
I'm gonna miss you too.
We shouldn't be sad.
You're making a record.
I'm so proud of you.
I know.
And you're going on your first tour.
And hey, we're only gonna be apart for like three months.
Actually it's 94 days.
- Hey, 94, that's like with Dez - Don't say it.
I guess this is good-bye.
Have fun on tour.
Good luck making your record.
I know it's gonna be great.
- Ally, wait.
- Austin, what are you Ally, I just wanted to say that I I Here.
Says it all in there.
I was gonna send it to you in case you didn't show up.
Thinking of you.