Bunnicula (2016) s02e25 Episode Script

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[theme music playing]
[growls]
[laughing]
-[chest clangs]
-Uh
Hey! The sand just got really hard.
No, silly! This is what
we've been looking for.
The lost treasure of Nefertiti!
[Lafitte] Well done, lads!
So, those poor saps
who buried that treasure
may want to rethink the way
they mark their hiding spot next time.
[all guffawing]
Your greed stops here, Lafoot.
Ah, Andrew Jackson. So we meet again!
And it's "Lafitte," not "La-foot."
Your confusing last name is no excuse
for your un-American life of thievery
and poor dietary choices.
My name isn't confusing.
-Yes, it is.
-Uh What?
[gulps] Yes, it-- Ooh!
[groans] You scoundrels
have five seconds to release me
or the men on my ship
will be storming this beach!
Oh, you mean that ship over there?
[men guffawing]
[grunts]
[Andrew laughs]
Weak muscles and sore joints?
Probably scurvy.
That will be enough
out of you, Mr. America.
-We have a treasure to open, eh?
-[man] Yeah.
[men laughing]
[laughing]
Beware! The curse!
The lost treasure of Nefertiti
is said to be guarded
by a supernatural beast
with horrible fangs,
wings of a bat, and eyes as red as fire!
Mama, come on! All my friends are here.
Don't embarrass me.
Oh, oui, mon cheri.
But it is getting late.
You need to get to bed soon.
Or you will be cranky tomorrow!
[all laughing]
Aah.
The Lucky Locket!
Legend says it has the power
to foretell the future.
Lafoot! If that locket shows the future,
then the British plan to launch
an attack against New Orleans!
You need to cut me down
and help me fight them!
It's "Lafitte," not "La-foot."
And no, I do not need
to help you do anything.
My biggest concern is this treasure
and how to spend my newfound fortune.
Eh, boys?
-[men laughing]
-[men] Arrr.
Wait! Listen to me.
If you help us fight the British,
I'll pardon you for all of your previous
crimes against the state.
Uh [laughs]
You are hardly
in any position to make deals.
Your biggest concern
should be that long walk
you'll be taking off our short plank.
[stammers] Captain?
[Bunnicula growling]
[all yelling]
-New best friend?
-No, not new best friend!
-Arrr.
-Arrr!
-Arrr.
-Arrr!
-Arrr!
-Arrr!
-[Bunnicula roars]
-[pirates] Arrr!
[growling]
Huh? [grunts]
[snarls]
[grunting]
[chuckles]
Ah, so, yeah, I guess, the bat-winged,
red-eyed thing wasn't a myth after all.
America will soon be under attack.
A monster with bat-head-wings
is attacking your crew
and destroying your ship.
And all you care about is your booty?
[chortles]
You said "booty."
Have you any care for your country?
Your friends? Your family?
So long, suckers!
-[Lafitte's mother laughs]
-Eh.
Well, it looks like it's up to me,
the way I see it.
Good thing carrots
are healthy for my eyes.
Yes, yes, you do that, but I'm going
to take this treasure and--
Sacrebleu!
What was that ship?
It's the Flying Dutchman!
The horrible ghost ship with the crew
of lost and forgotten souls!
-Why would a ghost need a boat?
-Eh?
Can't ghosts just fly?
Seems kind of pointless to have a boat.
-Uh Good point.
-[banging on door]
-[growling]
-[gasps]
Huh?
[sniffing]
[moans]
[purring]
Aha!
[speaking indistinctly]
What kind of rabbit is that?
[slurping]
Ha.
[laughs] No wonder he was so cranky.
He was locked up in that chest
for centuries without any food.
Poor little guy was starving.
[speaking indistinctly]
There's plenty more
where that came from, little guy.
-[speaking indistinctly]
-Uh-uh-uh.
Not so fast.
All these carrots can be yours
if you help me defeat the British.
Huh? [groans]
All we have to do is figure out
a way for you to help us.
[yelps] Mamma mia!
Okay, little guy, how about I give you
this mango from Madagascar, huh?
[speaks indistinctly]
[Andrew] When you're done, we're gonna
figure out how you can help us.
[groans]
Amazing!
[speaking indistinctly]
[grunts]
[laughs]
I think I have an idea
how this bunny can help the both of us.
[slurping]
[laughs] Little bunny, you are amazing.
Yes. Amazing.
Do you think maybe
you could lift something big?
Like maybe a ship?
[speaks indistinctly]
The rebels can't last much longer.
They are no doubt close
to surrender, admiral.
Nothing short of a miracle
can save the Americans now.
[chuckles, then slurps]
Oh, my. It's the Flying Dutchman.
Beware, beware!
[all whimpering]
Hey, admiral, do you think we could,
oh, how do you say it?
Take them on?
I do believe that even a ghost ship
cannot stand
against an entire fleet of British--
[soldiers whimpering]
Oh, dear, that's unfortunate.
All right, Andrew Jackson,
it's up to you.
You better hold your part
of the bargain, spooky rabbit.
[slurping]
[speaking indistinctly]
[all giggling]
Uh-oh.
[speaks indistinctly]
Whoa! Whoa!
Beware!
[gibbers] So, where was I?
Thought I'd drop in.
[soldier] We'll make short of him.
-Shall we, then?
-[officer] After him, gents! After him!
Planks for dropping by!
He's quite a clever ghost.
Why, yes, he said "planks"
instead of "thanks." Well done, well done.
[indistinct chattering]
[all gasping]
Having a ball yet?
Not bad.
Hmm. I suppose.
More fan of his earlier work.
[soldier] My world is spinning!
Try and top that one!
-Now, see that one I don't get.
-You see, he spun them like a top.
Oh, oh. Yes, I suppose.
Get out of my waters.
-Well?
-Sorry. I was waiting for something witty.
[roaring]
[all in unison] Oh, my!
[officer] Oh, my! Good gracious!
Since you helped me against the British,
I hereby pardon you and your men,
Mr. Lafitte.
But no more piracy! It's un-American.
-You got it.
-Bye, Mr. America!
Hope we can swashbuckle again sometime!
Hello, little rabbit.
I wonder how we will end up
in the future.
Want to see some spoilers?
Uh-huh.
[Aunt Marie] Dearest Mina,
I write you this message
You're telling me
you and the pirate Lafitte
saw us over 200 years ago
in a locket that tells the future?
-Malarkey!
-[laughs]
Malarkey is a funny word.
What does this word mean, "malarkey"?
In the future?
Is this a word that only kitties use?
I think that dog is right.
It's a silly word.
[closing theme playing]