Harvey Beaks (2015) s02e25 Episode Script

1 Harvey Harvey Harvey Wow, my first stay at a hotel.
This is incredible! Ooh, careful, Harvey! That door doesn't close.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa I'm okay! Hello, we're here to check in for the library conference.
Welcome! So, how many nights will you be staying with us? Long enough for a good nap.
Okay I got the bags.
Oh, thanks, honey.
I'll take those.
Uh, this motel doesn't have, like, uh, oh, an exercise room or anything like that, does it? Ooh, you must be talking about our executive gym.
Ooh.
Wow, golf.
Ooh, mini golf.
Probably only half the fun of full-sized golf.
Whoa.
Oh, my gosh, they got a slide! It looks like so much fun! I want that to be me.
I've always thought of you as a four, but now I see you're a full ten! Yeah, yeah, that works.
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh boy, oh, boy! Huh? "No kids under 11"? But All right, I should try to get some work done.
And I'm gonna go nap in the room.
Don't knock.
Ugh, it's worse than I thought.
Dad, can you take me down the big slide? Harvey! Ahh! I'll take you down the slide right after we go to the gym.
Son, this is gonna be us soon.
Hey, get out of my room! Uh, this is the gym.
Oh, well, I warmed it up for you anyway.
Hmm, 15 is mid-range.
Okay, 10 is good too.
Hah, look, one for each hand! They're like pom-poms.
Ah, perfect.
Go, Dad! Go, Dad! No pain, no gain! Harvey, come on over here and be my spotter.
Oh, okay.
You can count on me.
One! Oh, man.
Two! All right, let's pick up the pace here.
- How we doing? - Great.
1,000 of these, and we're good to go.
Oh, I'll never get down the slide at this rate.
Uh, here, Dad, how about you just do one big press? Harvey! Are you feeling the burn? I'm feeling it! I'm feel whoa! Huh? Dad? Dad! Harvey? C-Call the number on my medical anklet.
There we go.
It's only a couple of bruises.
You'll be fine.
I'm really glad I made him bring the anklet.
Can Dad still take me to the pool later? Oh, no, he can't go anywhere near a pool.
- Aww.
- Aww.
- But I can take you.
- Ahh! Right after my library conference.
Aww.
Welcome to our annual library conference.
We're all very excited.
How long does this last? Oh, don't worry, just a few Okay, I guess I can handle a few Hours.
Books go on shelves in alphabetical order.
The alphabet starts with the letter "A," and then the letter "B," and then Is he gonna say the entire? And lastly, the letter "Z.
" And, if you forget that, you only have your-shelf to blame.
Books and shelves, and I just thought of that.
I gotta get out of here.
Now this is called a label maker.
Label marker? Yeah, it's the ultimate organizational machine.
Nothing will be out of place ever again.
Do you have any questions about that? It the adhesive permanent? That's a really good question with a very long answer.
Okay, let me explain.
- You see - What am I doing? I'm sabotaging my own pool time! 'Cause the subsections of sections Now these beauties protect books from dust.
Who here dislikes dust? No! But do they also protect from spills? Well, it depends on the spill.
If it was, say, a vanilla milkshake that's a little bit of a problem, but not as much as A banana milkshake or a strawberry Michelle? They're not gonna let her slide alone.
Water, that's a no-brainer.
Soda, that could actually help us get out other stains My own sister! I gotta go down that slide, now! Sorry, Mom! Bye, Mom! Harvey? Hey, Grandpa.
Oh, he's asleep.
Well, I wouldn't want to wake him up.
Hmm, huh, what, who, what, huh Harvey? Oh, good, you're awake.
Can you please take me down to the big slide? Mom and Dad don't understand the word "urgent.
" All right, I'll take you.
Yes, Grandpa, oh, I could kiss you! But I won't.
I appreciate that.
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! Okay, Grandpa, so I think the line is over there.
Wait, the slide is this way.
Okay, first, we have to loosen up our pores.
No, no, no! Ahh, now this is a vacation.
Uh, are you sure it's healthy to lose this much fluid? Eh, you're young.
Gonna take a long time in here to make this old man sweat.
We don't have a long time.
All right, Grandpa, you sweating? I'm sweating.
Let's go.
Ah, ow, the sweat! Ah, oh, it's getting in my good eye.
Ugh, ugh, oh, ah.
Aww.
- Hello.
- No, Harvey, do not make eye contact, no.
Why? She's just being friendly.
Friendly's not what she wants, Harvey.
- She She wants my body.
- Ew, Grandpa.
Uh, sorry, not interested.
No, thank you.
- Aww.
- Hold on.
Oh, she's coming over here.
Harvey, Harvey, you gotta help me.
I'm not ready for love.
Ooh? Whew, okay, Grandpa.
Ready for the slide? I can't let her find me.
Grandpa! Ugh, he's gone.
That feels good.
Geez, buddy, do you even have a spine? Uh, oh, oh, no.
Uh-oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, oh, no! Ahh.
Jeremy! You're my dad now.
There's no time to explain.
OhOkay.
Excuse me, father and son coming through here.
- Ow! - Hey.
- Hah! - Whoa! Yes, yes, we're finally at the top! Thank you, Dad! Whenever you're ready.
Anytime now.
Yeah, I think I'm stuck.
What? No! Oh, boy.
Shh, it's gonna be okay, little boy.
Like, whoa, you are a big child.
Oh, hey, wait a minute.
I finally made it! All right, then, here we go! All right, pool's closed.
Aww.
Slide's off.
No! No-o! Hey, Harvey, come on down here, buddy.
You can try the slide some other time.
All right.
But what if there isn't another time? I know this is way dangerous and super illegal, but I've come too far to stop now.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna be a slider! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! I'm sliding! I'm going so fast! Do you see this? Did you guys see it? I did it! I slid down the slide! It was awesome! What? Harvey? Harvey? Harvey? Harvey? Are you in there, buddy? Harvey? Harvey? - Irving, Irving? - Where are you? - Are you there, Irving? - Harvey, Harvey, Harvey? - Irving, where you? - Harvey, where are you? Harvey? I don't know where he is! He's gone! Hey, will you take care of that? Oh, gosh, he's gone! Hey.
Stop.
No, I won't stop, because Harvey is gone! Dade, he told you he's at the library convention with his family.
I know this is hard for you to understand in your state, but it's just for a little while.
- Harvey'll be back, just chill out.
- Relax.
Mwah.
Trust me everything's gonna be fine.
So as you may have noticed, Harvey's away on a trip.
But it's no big deal we can have fun without him! - Yeah! - Yeah, okay, I mean, yeah.
- Yeah.
- No big deal.
Yeah, no big deal.
I mean, you know, half my heart is missing, but, yeah, no big deal.
I can do this with my foot! Nice! Anyone else have something to share? Um, we could talk about the weather.
Clear skies, pretty nice.
- I saw a cloud! - Oh, gosh, you're right.
It's probably going to rain.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I can feel the weather in me hamstring.
- Nope, definitely not raining.
- I miss Harvey.
Kratz, I know you're sad, but I promise you, whatever you're feeling, I feel 100 times worse.
Ugh, it's only weird if you guys make it weird.
What would Harvey want to do if he was here? He would want to play a game or something! Oh, yeah, let's play the game he's always talking about! "'Fair and Square' is a game of manners, turn-taking, and microeconomics.
" Okay.
I'll roll first! "You vacuum the house for your mom.
Collect $5.
00.
Then put it back because the joy of helping others is payment enough.
" Oh.
Oh, it's like Harvey's right here.
- I have the chills.
- I have bills to pay! This game isn't very realistic because nothing in life is fair or square.
Oop, just drew a "went to bed early" card.
- Foo, let's hear the score.
- Huh? Oh.
The score is I don't know.
All right, this game's dumb.
Maybe we're looking at this all wrong.
I mean, this is our chance to do the stuff that Harvey never wants to do.
Maybe it's a good thing that he's gone.
Blasphemy! How? Ahh, ahh! Like rough-housing, for example.
Harvey would hate this.
Uncle, ahh, uncle! She's got a point, you know.
It wouldn't hurt to mix things up.
No, no, let's just leave everything unmixed until Harvey gets back.
Let's go play in the mud! No, no, no, no, no, no! Let's just all stay right here and just sit nice and sit still until Harvey gets back.
Agh.
Who needs them? Okay, it's just me and the clouds now.
I'm just not gonna think about Harvey.
Ahh, no, no, I refuse! You turn into something else, please.
Still unsettling, but, you know, much less emotional baggage.
Ah, much better.
Ahh! No, begone, you terrible tease! Help.
Yeah! Uh, this isn't very fun.
Try throwing the mud.
Okay.
Ah! Oof.
- Ahh! - Dog pile! All right, so I guess we need a little Harvey.
I mean, I thought everything was going good.
- No.
- No, definitely not.
Definitely not.
No, it's not good.
- It's not good! - Hmm, if Harvey taught me one thing, it's structure.
Maybe we should use mud to build structures? I'm really kind of reaching here, you guys.
Let's make a whole mud city! Yeah! Ah, finally.
The bad vibrations can't reach me here.
Look at me hulking mad muscles! You likey? Eh, Piri? Eh, do you see 'em? She'll come around.
If anyone finds any unbroken leaves, give 'em to me! Wow, Princess, that's really impressive.
Oh, this little thing? I mean, I guess it's okay.
- Hey, Kratz.
- Hmm? Ahh, monster! We're the Fee and Foo building.
What are you making? Oh, well, I couldn't think of what to make, so I just decided to dig a nap hole.
And I'm gonna write my name on this sign so everybody knows it's me.
Good night.
Have fun, Kratz.
I'm a walking building! Oh, my gosh, Claire! Oh, no, don't look! It's not finished yet! Please, let me see! Well, okay, I guess you can take a quick peek.
Just remember it's a work in progress.
Gasp! His gaze is so powerful, so wise! You have to share your inspiration! Well, Piri, let's just call it a work of "heart.
" Oof! I justI gotta run.
I just gotta run away from all my problems.
Harvey? Hi, yes, I'm Horvey.
Hello! What? No, I'm looking for Harvey.
Harvey! Nobody's ever looking for ol' Horvey.
Well I guess this is it.
A life without Harvey.
It's darker than I imagined.
Oh, hello.
Oh, you look familiar.
Very familiar.
This is mine now.
- This is also mine now.
- Hey, give that back.
No, looks better on me! You can't just take other people's stuff! Uh-huh, and who's gonna stop me? Harvey? Okay, okay, I think I know Harvey best, and I think I know exactly how he'd handle this.
Harvey would definitely, definitely want you to punch it out.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
No problems here.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la Do youDo you like me muscles now? Do you? You likey? Uh, Claire? There's something wrong with Rooter.
What are you doing? I just can't get it right! Do you know how hard it is for imperfect hands to recreate perfection? Do you know? Ahh! If Harvey was here, he'd know what to do.
Foo? What are you doing? Ahh, ahh, I wish Harvey was here.
Stop! Hello, fellow kids.
It is I, your friend, Harvey Beaks! Dade, what are you doing? I'm not Dade! I'm Harvey.
Wow, see? It really is Harvey! Is Dade gonna kill us? So Harvey, uh, did you have something you wanna say to everybody? Yes, you must all stop playing in the mud like animals and return to your homes.
Mud city is a filthy game, and you should all listen to Dade.
He is so smart and handsome he could be a plus-sized model.
Hmph, he's a four at best.
Hey, don't argue with Harvey! - Give me that! - No, no! - You get away from him! - Give it here! Um, actually, JK, I was just kidding, so everyone ignore everything I just said.
I think Dade smells like baby wipes.
I thought you liked my baby-fresh scent! Everyone should respect Princess' art! And give her money! Hey! I for one think that big muscles are impressive and cool and that it's okay to cry.
Foo has to marry Claire! And kiss her 100 times! We all need to leave our bodies and ascend to another plane! Ascend! Whoa, that was weird.
What happened to us? You guys went totally crazy.
You guys, we need to accept that Harvey is gone, and he's not always gonna be around to help us.
We can't always rely on Harvey to tell us our muscles look good.
We gotta believe in ourselves that our muscles look good.
He's right we're strong, independent children.
Maybe you guys are on to something.
You know, maybemaybe all we needed is just each other.
You know what? I think we're gonna be okay after await, what's that? Hey, everyone! I'm back! Oh, thank Heavens! Get out of my way! Harvey, Harvey, Harvey, Harvey! Harvey, Harvey, Harvey, Harvey, Harvey, Harvey! What'd I miss?