Erky Perky (2006) s02e26 Episode Script

Crazy!
Life was good
on Hot Dog Stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into Kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry ♪
And we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪
(upbeat music)
(grunts)
- Woo hoo! Yay!
(breathes heavily)
- It was out!
We win.
- It was in, Erky!
We win!
- It was not.
- Let's replay the point, then.
Winner takes the crumb.
- Fine.
Now you're going to
face our secret weapon.
- Ooh, secret weapon.
Got it!
Woo, woo, woo!
- Come on!
(laughs)
- Interesting technique.
Our serve, if you will.
(loud bang)
(gasps)
- And that's game.
- No, it's not.
- If you ruin the court,
you automatically lose.
- Hey, you're making that up!
- (gasps) Look!
(ominous music)
- Well, (laughs) I'll
be an ant's uncle.
It's Johnson.
Say, how's that crazy
scheme of yours going?
I sure remember you
as being more talkative.
- It sort of looks
like a treasure map.
- No, if it's Johnson's,
it's a treasure map!
(exclaiming)
- What kind of treasure?
- Shh!
I'm talking to Johnson.
- Ah-ha!
More than three
bugs in one gathering!
That breaks every law in
Margaret's manual (laughs).
- Well, what do I feel like?
Salty or sweet?
- Margaret, I need to, ooh!
- Cecil, outta my vault!
- Sorry!
Something's going on.
There's a bug gathering.
- (gasps) A gathering?
But that's forbidden!
I'll soon put a stop to that!
- Okay, here's
my brilliant plan.
You all wait here while I
go in and get the treasure.
- That was Johnson's plan!
(giggles)
- I think we should
all do this together.
- [All] Oh, yeah!
- We want some treasure, too!
- Ma'am Margaret!
(menacing music)
- You're right, Cecil,
something is up.
(sniffs) I'm smelling guilt.
A-ha!
(abrupt scary music)
Trying to hide food
from me, were you?
(sighs of relief)
- Hey, that's ours!
- All food in kitchen
belongs to me!
- Well some day,
we'll all leave kitchen
and find our own food.
(laughs loudly)
- Leave kitchen?!
None of you would
dare leave kitchen.
It's a big, dangerous
world out there
and none of you would
last as long as this!
(maniacal laughter)
- Oh, that was close, darling.
- All right, everyone.
I've got a plan.
Come on!
- Cecil, I want you to
keep an eye on them.
- On who?
- Everyone.
(intense music)
(relaxed jazz music)
- Okay, here he comes.
- Well, I simply can't
wait to get some sleep.
- Yeah, all that being
innocent of anything suspicious
sure is tiring.
(yawns)
- But say, Perky,
do you ever wonder
what the other bugs in
kitchen could be doing
right now?
- You mean doing
something suspicious?
(gasps)
- Well, they could be.
But how would you
know unless you checked?
- [Erky] Good night, Perky.
- [Perky] Good night, Erky.
- Oh!
(buzzes)
(light music)
(giggles maniacally)
(laughs)
I have all of kitchen covered!
No one could make a move
without me spotting them!
(laughs loudly)
- Hey, what kind
of treasure is it?
- (farts) Whatever it is,
I've come up with a
calcumalation for dividing it.
- I'm just here
for the adventure.
There will be
adventure, won't there?
- Yeah, but isn't it true
that where there's treasure,
there's also
fire-breathing dragonflies?
- Moldy, darling,
what is the treasure?
- More food than
you've ever contemplated
in the furthest reaches
of your wildest dreams!
(gasps)
- Imagine it, Perky!
Food beyond mad
Margaret's control.
- (giggles) It's what we've
always been looking for!
- Now, let's all take
it nice and slow.
- Wait for me!
- I'll take that!
(toots) Whoa!
- Thank you!
Huh?
Hey!
- No, it's mine, I
was there, it's--
- Mine.
(laughs)
- I'll take that.
- Hey!
- Got it!
- Mine!
(screams)
(rumbles)
(laughs)
- Well, did you keep
an eye on them?
- Yes, I did.
All night.
No one moved.
- Good!
Threatening to leave
kitchen, ridiculous!
Come on, Cecil,
let's do the rounds.
- Oh, not again!
- Wakey, wakey, Erky and Perky!
You'll never leave
kitchen, never!
(laughs)
Hello?
What the?
- Oh, no!
(horns blaring)
(gasps)
- I promise, Margaret.
I didn't know!
Please don't be too angry!
- They said they were all
going to leave and they did!
I just didn't believe them.
- They'll come back.
- They won't come back!
They've left, all of them!
(cries)
What's the point of
ruling all of kitchen
if there's no one to rule?
(cries)
Was I too hard on them?
- Well, there was
the terrorizing.
And all the taking
of their food.
And the constant threats.
You were a tyrant!
(sobs)
- You're right!
I drove them away!
(cries sadly)
- This is it.
It's right behind here.
- Hear that, Johnson?
We made it!
(grunts)
(loud bangs)
- Well, I guess that's it.
- No, we can't quit now!
We're so close!
And are we going to let a
little wall stand in our way?
Are you with me?
- [All] Yeah!
- Oh, the secret weapon.
- No, wait.
Use me.
- No, Erky, are you crazy?
- Trust me, Perky.
This way I get to be
first into the treasure.
(drumroll)
(loud bang)
(cheering)
(cheerful music)
- You still get to boss
me around, Margaret.
- (sighs) Somehow
it's not the same.
(gasping in awe)
(laughs)
- We did it!
- Fantastalicious!
(screams)
- Yay!
- Yeah!
- We did it!
- It's like I can still
hear their voices!
(farts)
(laughs)
- Hey, where's all the food?
- Everyone took it!
- This is the worst thing
that could ever happen!
- Oh, no, Perky.
It gets worse!
- What are you
doing in my vault?
(terrified crying)
- Please come back to kitchen.
Don't leave!
- [Erky and Perky]
What was that?
- What was that?
- (cries) I'll do anything!
- [Erky And Perky] Huh?
- Just convince everyone
to come back to kitchen.
- Well, yeah, but
they didn't leave--
- They didn't leave willingly.
You forced them away
with your constant terrorizing.
- I can change!
- Well, all right.
In that case, we'll
bring them back.
But there are conditions.
- Conditions?
What sort of conditions?
- First, we want
access to your food.
- Well, that's ridiculous!
- Your choice!
- Okay.
How about I let you eat
any food you find instead?
- [Erky And Perky] Done!
- Really?
- But, we also want
you to be nicer to us.
- Well, I don't know about that.
- Okay, well, we won't tell
you where everyone went
and they'll never come back.
- All right.
I'll be nice.
- [Erky] And I, I
want foot rubs.
- [Perky] Yeah, how would
you feel about rubbing Erky's feet
while fanning me with a leaf?
- [Margaret] How do I
look like I feel about it?
- [Perky] I think you
look pretty angry about it.
(laughs)