Ultimate Spider-Man (2011) s02e26 Episode Script
Ultimate (2) (25 min)
2x26 - Ultimate Fury, Goblin's alive and kicking, and he's got the team.
Hudson docks.
16th street.
ETA for us is ten minutes.
Go for your team, Spider-Man.
Just don't do anything foolish before we get there.
Me? When have I ever done anything foolish? I've got a ping! Five pings.
Underneath me? That's some serious crumble down under.
The old SHIELD helicarrier? But that was destroyed.
And worse, it smells like the Hudson.
Whoever's driving this thing is sporting some serious road rage.
Whoa! Ow.
Who are you supposed to be, tall, dark, and stinky? Goblin.
Welcome aboard the hellcarrier, spider.
- Where's my team? - Closer than you think.
Nova? Iron Fist? White Tiger? Tell me you're not Power Man.
What did you do? Goblin gas for them.
Goblin gas for all! No! Guys, what did he do to you? Goblin showed us who we really are.
On the inside.
Hold that thought.
Gotta take this.
Fury, whatever your ETA is, you're already too late! Aah! Ow, that hurt.
Like, really hurt.
- Sorry, bug.
No outsiders.
- Team only.
We rise as one, we fall as one.
Hey, no more blasting.
And you, stop being all Evil-Zen.
It's weird.
There's nothing Zen about me now.
Someone tell me what I'm supposed to do when good teammates go bad.
Alley-oop! Change! Them! Back! Now! Whoa! Change them back? No, my dumb bug.
I'm changing every living soul in this city, and I want you front and center for the big event! Where are you going, spider? I think your rent-a-ruin needs a tune-up! And I need some back-up fast.
Go, hunt, bring him to me! I want him to witness my ultimate victory.
Fury, can you hear me? Need your eye-patch and your agents here, pronto.
My team's gone all Goblin-y.
I don't think I can do this by myself.
Fury? Fury! Watch it with the water.
You might rust your Iron Fist.
When are you going to learn that your stink as a solo act? When are you going to go get a smog check? Unfun.
Thought your loyalty was to this team.
You need Goblin to help you see straight, spider sell-out.
The world Goblin offers us is magnificent.
- Join us.
- It won't hurt much.
Join us! Join us! On the one hand, if I did join, I'd be back with my team.
On the other hand, I don't look good in gross.
So no.
Enough with the creepy-creepy.
Whoa, okay.
Evil new abilities, twisted, new personalities.
Same old-friend bodies.
How can I save them without hurting them? You're only delaying the inevitable.
It is human nature to fight against change.
But it's going to happen one way or another, crawler.
Imagine what you could do with limitless power.
Could I make you stop talking like Goblins? That might be worth it.
Oh! Admit it, webs.
You're a failure.
If you'd been more like Goblin all along, you could have saved your Aunt May the pain of all your lies.
Perhaps even saved us, your team, your responsibility.
Another one of your numerous failures.
You might have even saved your Uncle Ben.
So not okay to go there, Luke.
This is what Goblin wants! He's making you do this.
Fight it! You're my team! My friends.
Friends don't say things like that to each other.
And friends don't hurt each other.
You don't get it, webs.
We were never really friends anyway.
Not true! If you believe that, then Goblin has already won.
I gotta get out of here, and stop the Goblin from ruining the city.
But how? Spider-Man.
- Huh? Coulson? - Grab hold.
For someone who isn't a friend, you're really dead-set on hanging with me.
I'm not the one who's dead! Nice shot, Coulson.
Am I glad to see you.
Goblin plans to gas the city.
The tricarrier is getting into position now.
You need to get your team to their senses.
SHIELD is going to need full resources to battle that salvaged helicarrier.
I know they're my responsibility, but I also know the city comes first.
I get that.
Your head's in the right place, Spider-Man, but where's your heart? Compliments of Doctor Connors.
He said you'd know what to do with it.
Tell him thanks.
That anti-Goblin innoculator.
Connors must have finished it.
Unfortunately, it looks like it's just enough to take down the Goblin.
New suit, same Goblin.
Well, well, well one thing to learn, my brood, to catch a spider, break a few of his webs.
Connections so fragile, he would risk everything to maintain them.
Guys? Put his friends in harms way, and the spider comes to you.
I want my team back, Goblin.
And I want a kingdom.
Full of loyal minions with which to conquer the world.
A kingdom? Baby-steps, Gobs.
You're never going to outgun SHIELD in this bucket.
I don't need to out-gun them.
I just need to out-think them.
I know the feeling.
Today, we both get what we want, Spider-Man.
I get my city.
And you you get your team.
Can't beat 'em, can't join 'em.
Oh, boy.
Join us.
My friends want me to go Goblin with them.
But really, what would I do all day? See ya, spider-Goblin.
Have a good shift.
- See you tomorrow, Gary.
- Yep.
Ugh, no thanks.
Join us.
Join us.
It's really simple.
Two letters, and there your go.
N-o.
Hey, you were right.
You rise as one, you fall as one.
Uh-oh.
I got an "A" for effort, "F" for victory.
So, it looks like it's time for plan "G.
" That's it goblins.
Make papa proud.
We know all of your moves inside-out, bug brain.
There's one of you, and four of us.
And we're a team.
You don't stand a chance against that.
A good team is unbeatable.
So let's split you up.
Alone or together, the defeat will be yours.
So long as "Da-Fist" isn't mine, I should be okay.
Come on, defeat, "Da-Fist?" That joke wasn't that bad.
Man, you've gotten meaner.
Ugh, impossible Is a word you don't even recognize.
You're Danny Rand.
Billionaire Zen master from K'un L'un.
Remember the Shou-Lao? The trials we faced together, as a team? Rand is no more.
Only Goblin.
Focus, Danny.
On the chi inside.
Burn out the Goblin.
Be Iron Fist.
Huh? Nice.
Except I can hear you breathing.
Really? Well, some things I just can't give up.
You need to center, Luke.
Remember what puts the power in Power Man.
Not that power! Inner power.
You risked your like for me when we rescued your parents.
You didn't think, you just did! Stop listening to the Goblin rage in your head, and fight for what's right.
Become Goblin.
Let your animal out.
Is this the new you, Ava? A follower? All that training, focus and discipline and all you can do is act like someone's pet? Talking is a weak-man's defense.
Just like your father and your grandfather before you, you use your powers of the White Tiger for good.
Like you did when you took down Kraven.
That White Tiger is still inside you.
Using his brain over brawn, like someone else I used to know.
That I still know.
Fight back! Finally, let's end this.
Yeah, let's.
Like the friends we are.
We saved an entire galaxy, Sam.
We can beat one silly Goblin.
There he is.
Let's do this.
Give me a minute, and I bet you'll go back to seeing things my way.
Did you really think you could talk them out of my influence? Bad plan? Eh, it's kind of all I had.
- Guess I failed.
- Guess you did.
But you bought me the time needed to gain enough altitude for my plan.
Say goodbye to all you knew.
Uh, can we change the channel? Because this show is way too scary.
Don't do this Goblin.
The world evolves with or without you, spider.
You're just not seeing things clearly.
Have a look.
I may not have gotten that your real plan was to kill time to get this junker high enough to gas the city, but when it comes to not seeing things, you are definitely the king.
Coulson, launch the counter-attack.
Where are those coming from? Oh, yeah, about my bad plan, that wasn't it.
This is it.
And it's not bad at all.
That was not on the radar.
The best surprises never are.
Controls are not responding.
It's called a tractor beam, donkey ears.
This can't be.
Osborn, you are in violation of every law in the book.
Prepare to be boarded.
So many opportunities to turn you, yet so many losses.
Let them take my kingdom.
I'll simply take Manhattan with my last missile and you.
Bring him! So poetic.
Your beloved team used to lay you low.
Teams are forged, not forced, Goblin.
Fist, want to show him what this team's made of? Guidance system, offline.
Impossible! Is a word I don't even recognize.
Here's web in your eye.
Web-head reminded us of who we are, were, and will be forever.
Words? You can't countermand my intellect with mere words! To be fair, I had a little help.
Doc Connors' anti-Goblin serum.
Enough to cure you, but divided up, it was just enough to bring my friends back.
Long enough to bring you down.
Nope, there's no way you're going to hit hit that big red button.
Nothing good ever comes from a big red button.
Spidey, ship overboard! Fury, new problem, the helicarrier's breaking up.
The tractor beam can't hold her.
- Hang on, team.
We'll get - No! Fury, gas canisters are about to rain down on the city.
Bring this ship down! Save New York.
We knew the risks.
Shoot us down.
It's the only way to save the city.
We are at peace with this decision.
Appreciate it, but this ain't my first rodeo.
Nobody's clocking out on my watch.
Get ready to abandon ship.
Come on, hurry! Spidey, what are you waiting for? No, I'm not going without Osborn.
I can't leave him, no matter what he's done, he's still Human? No.
No longer.
And what precious speeches you're giving.
- Aah! - Tiger! Ugh, why? Why are you filled with so much hate? Me? Let's see your ideals in action, shall we? You want to save countless lives? Then it'll cost you just one.
Drop White Tiger, and you can stop me.
Do it! You have to stop him.
Not a fan of that plan.
And this was a better plan hoooow? Nova, need a lift.
Next stop, jump jet.
No.
No, you lunatic! I have a team, people to back me up.
But so do you, if you trust them.
Trust is for the weak.
You may have saved your friends, but you can't save yourself, or the city.
Nova! Man, there's going to be some ugly fishes down in that water.
And there he is, hero of the hour.
Ah, come on.
It was a team thing.
Doc Connors! Ah, good to see you back on your feet and looking healthy.
Unfortunately, the same can't be said for Norman.
He's more Goblin than human, now.
It'll take me some time to figure out how to help him.
I thought I thought I could save him.
Spider-Man, my office, now.
Ooh Ow! Raked over the coals again? Really? I thought I did pretty good today.
You did.
I did? I mean, yeah, I did.
So good that I have some people here who want to talk to you.
Iron-man, Captain America, and Thor? Spider-Man, we'd like to offer you a place on our team.
What do you say, kid? Wanna join the Avengers? Uh Spider-Man, you there, kiddo? Whoa, the Avengers? And to be continued.
Hudson docks.
16th street.
ETA for us is ten minutes.
Go for your team, Spider-Man.
Just don't do anything foolish before we get there.
Me? When have I ever done anything foolish? I've got a ping! Five pings.
Underneath me? That's some serious crumble down under.
The old SHIELD helicarrier? But that was destroyed.
And worse, it smells like the Hudson.
Whoever's driving this thing is sporting some serious road rage.
Whoa! Ow.
Who are you supposed to be, tall, dark, and stinky? Goblin.
Welcome aboard the hellcarrier, spider.
- Where's my team? - Closer than you think.
Nova? Iron Fist? White Tiger? Tell me you're not Power Man.
What did you do? Goblin gas for them.
Goblin gas for all! No! Guys, what did he do to you? Goblin showed us who we really are.
On the inside.
Hold that thought.
Gotta take this.
Fury, whatever your ETA is, you're already too late! Aah! Ow, that hurt.
Like, really hurt.
- Sorry, bug.
No outsiders.
- Team only.
We rise as one, we fall as one.
Hey, no more blasting.
And you, stop being all Evil-Zen.
It's weird.
There's nothing Zen about me now.
Someone tell me what I'm supposed to do when good teammates go bad.
Alley-oop! Change! Them! Back! Now! Whoa! Change them back? No, my dumb bug.
I'm changing every living soul in this city, and I want you front and center for the big event! Where are you going, spider? I think your rent-a-ruin needs a tune-up! And I need some back-up fast.
Go, hunt, bring him to me! I want him to witness my ultimate victory.
Fury, can you hear me? Need your eye-patch and your agents here, pronto.
My team's gone all Goblin-y.
I don't think I can do this by myself.
Fury? Fury! Watch it with the water.
You might rust your Iron Fist.
When are you going to learn that your stink as a solo act? When are you going to go get a smog check? Unfun.
Thought your loyalty was to this team.
You need Goblin to help you see straight, spider sell-out.
The world Goblin offers us is magnificent.
- Join us.
- It won't hurt much.
Join us! Join us! On the one hand, if I did join, I'd be back with my team.
On the other hand, I don't look good in gross.
So no.
Enough with the creepy-creepy.
Whoa, okay.
Evil new abilities, twisted, new personalities.
Same old-friend bodies.
How can I save them without hurting them? You're only delaying the inevitable.
It is human nature to fight against change.
But it's going to happen one way or another, crawler.
Imagine what you could do with limitless power.
Could I make you stop talking like Goblins? That might be worth it.
Oh! Admit it, webs.
You're a failure.
If you'd been more like Goblin all along, you could have saved your Aunt May the pain of all your lies.
Perhaps even saved us, your team, your responsibility.
Another one of your numerous failures.
You might have even saved your Uncle Ben.
So not okay to go there, Luke.
This is what Goblin wants! He's making you do this.
Fight it! You're my team! My friends.
Friends don't say things like that to each other.
And friends don't hurt each other.
You don't get it, webs.
We were never really friends anyway.
Not true! If you believe that, then Goblin has already won.
I gotta get out of here, and stop the Goblin from ruining the city.
But how? Spider-Man.
- Huh? Coulson? - Grab hold.
For someone who isn't a friend, you're really dead-set on hanging with me.
I'm not the one who's dead! Nice shot, Coulson.
Am I glad to see you.
Goblin plans to gas the city.
The tricarrier is getting into position now.
You need to get your team to their senses.
SHIELD is going to need full resources to battle that salvaged helicarrier.
I know they're my responsibility, but I also know the city comes first.
I get that.
Your head's in the right place, Spider-Man, but where's your heart? Compliments of Doctor Connors.
He said you'd know what to do with it.
Tell him thanks.
That anti-Goblin innoculator.
Connors must have finished it.
Unfortunately, it looks like it's just enough to take down the Goblin.
New suit, same Goblin.
Well, well, well one thing to learn, my brood, to catch a spider, break a few of his webs.
Connections so fragile, he would risk everything to maintain them.
Guys? Put his friends in harms way, and the spider comes to you.
I want my team back, Goblin.
And I want a kingdom.
Full of loyal minions with which to conquer the world.
A kingdom? Baby-steps, Gobs.
You're never going to outgun SHIELD in this bucket.
I don't need to out-gun them.
I just need to out-think them.
I know the feeling.
Today, we both get what we want, Spider-Man.
I get my city.
And you you get your team.
Can't beat 'em, can't join 'em.
Oh, boy.
Join us.
My friends want me to go Goblin with them.
But really, what would I do all day? See ya, spider-Goblin.
Have a good shift.
- See you tomorrow, Gary.
- Yep.
Ugh, no thanks.
Join us.
Join us.
It's really simple.
Two letters, and there your go.
N-o.
Hey, you were right.
You rise as one, you fall as one.
Uh-oh.
I got an "A" for effort, "F" for victory.
So, it looks like it's time for plan "G.
" That's it goblins.
Make papa proud.
We know all of your moves inside-out, bug brain.
There's one of you, and four of us.
And we're a team.
You don't stand a chance against that.
A good team is unbeatable.
So let's split you up.
Alone or together, the defeat will be yours.
So long as "Da-Fist" isn't mine, I should be okay.
Come on, defeat, "Da-Fist?" That joke wasn't that bad.
Man, you've gotten meaner.
Ugh, impossible Is a word you don't even recognize.
You're Danny Rand.
Billionaire Zen master from K'un L'un.
Remember the Shou-Lao? The trials we faced together, as a team? Rand is no more.
Only Goblin.
Focus, Danny.
On the chi inside.
Burn out the Goblin.
Be Iron Fist.
Huh? Nice.
Except I can hear you breathing.
Really? Well, some things I just can't give up.
You need to center, Luke.
Remember what puts the power in Power Man.
Not that power! Inner power.
You risked your like for me when we rescued your parents.
You didn't think, you just did! Stop listening to the Goblin rage in your head, and fight for what's right.
Become Goblin.
Let your animal out.
Is this the new you, Ava? A follower? All that training, focus and discipline and all you can do is act like someone's pet? Talking is a weak-man's defense.
Just like your father and your grandfather before you, you use your powers of the White Tiger for good.
Like you did when you took down Kraven.
That White Tiger is still inside you.
Using his brain over brawn, like someone else I used to know.
That I still know.
Fight back! Finally, let's end this.
Yeah, let's.
Like the friends we are.
We saved an entire galaxy, Sam.
We can beat one silly Goblin.
There he is.
Let's do this.
Give me a minute, and I bet you'll go back to seeing things my way.
Did you really think you could talk them out of my influence? Bad plan? Eh, it's kind of all I had.
- Guess I failed.
- Guess you did.
But you bought me the time needed to gain enough altitude for my plan.
Say goodbye to all you knew.
Uh, can we change the channel? Because this show is way too scary.
Don't do this Goblin.
The world evolves with or without you, spider.
You're just not seeing things clearly.
Have a look.
I may not have gotten that your real plan was to kill time to get this junker high enough to gas the city, but when it comes to not seeing things, you are definitely the king.
Coulson, launch the counter-attack.
Where are those coming from? Oh, yeah, about my bad plan, that wasn't it.
This is it.
And it's not bad at all.
That was not on the radar.
The best surprises never are.
Controls are not responding.
It's called a tractor beam, donkey ears.
This can't be.
Osborn, you are in violation of every law in the book.
Prepare to be boarded.
So many opportunities to turn you, yet so many losses.
Let them take my kingdom.
I'll simply take Manhattan with my last missile and you.
Bring him! So poetic.
Your beloved team used to lay you low.
Teams are forged, not forced, Goblin.
Fist, want to show him what this team's made of? Guidance system, offline.
Impossible! Is a word I don't even recognize.
Here's web in your eye.
Web-head reminded us of who we are, were, and will be forever.
Words? You can't countermand my intellect with mere words! To be fair, I had a little help.
Doc Connors' anti-Goblin serum.
Enough to cure you, but divided up, it was just enough to bring my friends back.
Long enough to bring you down.
Nope, there's no way you're going to hit hit that big red button.
Nothing good ever comes from a big red button.
Spidey, ship overboard! Fury, new problem, the helicarrier's breaking up.
The tractor beam can't hold her.
- Hang on, team.
We'll get - No! Fury, gas canisters are about to rain down on the city.
Bring this ship down! Save New York.
We knew the risks.
Shoot us down.
It's the only way to save the city.
We are at peace with this decision.
Appreciate it, but this ain't my first rodeo.
Nobody's clocking out on my watch.
Get ready to abandon ship.
Come on, hurry! Spidey, what are you waiting for? No, I'm not going without Osborn.
I can't leave him, no matter what he's done, he's still Human? No.
No longer.
And what precious speeches you're giving.
- Aah! - Tiger! Ugh, why? Why are you filled with so much hate? Me? Let's see your ideals in action, shall we? You want to save countless lives? Then it'll cost you just one.
Drop White Tiger, and you can stop me.
Do it! You have to stop him.
Not a fan of that plan.
And this was a better plan hoooow? Nova, need a lift.
Next stop, jump jet.
No.
No, you lunatic! I have a team, people to back me up.
But so do you, if you trust them.
Trust is for the weak.
You may have saved your friends, but you can't save yourself, or the city.
Nova! Man, there's going to be some ugly fishes down in that water.
And there he is, hero of the hour.
Ah, come on.
It was a team thing.
Doc Connors! Ah, good to see you back on your feet and looking healthy.
Unfortunately, the same can't be said for Norman.
He's more Goblin than human, now.
It'll take me some time to figure out how to help him.
I thought I thought I could save him.
Spider-Man, my office, now.
Ooh Ow! Raked over the coals again? Really? I thought I did pretty good today.
You did.
I did? I mean, yeah, I did.
So good that I have some people here who want to talk to you.
Iron-man, Captain America, and Thor? Spider-Man, we'd like to offer you a place on our team.
What do you say, kid? Wanna join the Avengers? Uh Spider-Man, you there, kiddo? Whoa, the Avengers? And to be continued.