Big City Greens (2018) s02e27 Episode Script

[theme song plays]
One, two,
One-two-three-four ♪
[vocalizing]
[chicken squacking]
Yeah, perfect!
All right family,
who's ready for a round
of Cricket Darts?
How is this different
from regular darts?
Simple!
Normally you get more points
the closer your dart
gets to the middle.
But in Cricket Darts,
all the highest points
are on the edge!
That way everyone's
guaranteed a high score!
Doesn't that take away
any of the skill required,
and thus, the point of the game?
Naw, everyone loves
being a big winner!
Here, I'll show ya!
[grunts]
A perfect bullseye?!
That means nothing
in Cricket Darts.
-[hammering]
-Now what is going on out there?
Well, I'll be.
Looks like they're finally
doing something
with the old
Big Coffee space!
Huh. Wonder what it's gonna be.
Last thing that opened there
was Wholesome Foods!
I'm not gonna even bother
getting my hopes up.
[whistles] Ah!
[grunts] Ah!
Oh, hey! Isn't that
that burger chain
-you like so much, Cricket?
-[grunting] They're up!
Cricket's hopes are up!
What's out there, Cricket?
[gibberish]
Uh, brother?
Careful, sweetie!
He's speaking in tongues
[gibberish]
Burger Clown! Go to
Go to now!
Oh, good! I like clowns.
[gasps]
Wa-Hey there!
-[gasps]
-The Burger Clown!
That's me!
I'm so happy you could
make our grand opening!
If you need anything,
be sure to ask one of our
helpful employees!
Oh? B-burger?
Burger? Burger! Burger!
-[beep]
-[computer voice] Burger ordered.
-Burger.
-Thank you for coming to Burger Clown.
Wow, Gloria, you work here now?
Aw man, you get to work at
the best place on earth!
You must be so happy!
Yes. All my dreams
are coming true.
Hmm. Super Burger,
Extra-Double Burger
Deep-Fried
Cotton Candy Burger?
Seems like a bit much.
Well, luckily for you,
for the first week of our
grand opening special,
all our customers
get to eat for free!
Here, pal,
first one's on me!
[strains, grunts]
Oh, uh, I--
Bill! If someone's
offering you a free meal,
you take them up on it!
[groans]
Yay!
[squeaking]
Man. Food, toys,
and burger mascots?
Heaven does exist!
Usually we only get to eat
at Burger Clown
every once in awhile,
but now that it's right next
door we can eat it every day!
Yeah!
What? Oh, no,
we couldn't do that.
Why not? Do you hate things
that are good and fun?
Burger Clown can be good
in moderation,
but it isn't what I'd call
a balanced diet.
It's plenty balanced!
Fries are made of potatoes.
Plus you got pickles
on that li'l burger of yours.
That's practically a salad, Dad!
"Practically a salad"
isn't a salad!
If you ate Burger Clown
every day,
I bet it'd make you sick
within a week!
You know what, Dad?
I'll take that bet!
"Bet"? No, I was speaking
metaphorically--
Ye-heh-hess, a bet!
Me and Tilly are gonna eat
at Burger Clown
for every meal for a whole week
and prove you wrong!
-I don't need you to--
-It's on, old man!
[chomps]
[both] Burger Clown!
Burger Clown! Burger Clown!
[sighs]
How can I help you--?
Hiya, kids!
Say, where are your parents?
Our dad's being ridiculous!
And not in a funny-clown
kinda way.
-Hyuk!
-But, good news,
We're gonna be
eatin' here all week!
Sounds great!
Go ahead, eat up kids!
Just eat up
Here!
Eat up here!
Fill up from ear to ear! ♪
Pick anything on the menu ♪
Let our robo-clowns
Indulge you! ♪
Clown Burgers!
Ten-piece deals! ♪
You'll never eat
A bigger meal ♪
With burgs and fries,
and burgs and fries ♪
With burgs and fries ♪
-And burgs and fries ♪
-Aaah
[Mr. Burger Clown]
Slurp by slurp,
- Fry by fry ♪
-I'll eat until I cry!
[Mr. Burger Clown]
So keep eating Till you take ♪
Your final breath! ♪
-Just open wide! ♪
-[gulps]
And stuff your face
With pride! ♪
Eat up here!
Eat up here! ♪
Why don't you eat up here? ♪
[clucks]
[Cricket groans]
[grunts]
Okay
Time to start the day.
Wakey, wakey, Tilly!
Ready to get down
with the clown?
Ugh. I don't feel very good.
Dang, you're lookin'
a little greener than usual.
Nothin' a little food
can't fix right?
Everything all right in here?
Kids?! Oh, my gosh,
are you okay?
Pssh. We're fine,
right, Tilly?
Actually, Papa,
I feel the contrary.
I don't want to look at
another burger ever again.
Oh, no, my poor sweet baby!
See, Cricket? This is exactly
what I said would happen!
Oh, she'll be fine once
she gets a burger or two in her.
Nope, that does it!
I'm putting my foot down!
No more fast food for a while.
Sounds chill.
Oh, what?! Come on,
don't cut us off now!
We're perfectly
[wheezes] fine
Cricket, you couldn't even
finish that sentence
without running out of breath!
Just look at you
and your sister!
You're destroying yourselves!
Go away, burger demons!
Haunt me no more.
Now I'm gonna chop
some fresh chard for Tilly.
Don't you even think about
trying to go to Burger Clown!
Hmph! We'll see about that!
[knocks on door]
Hey, buddy.
Good to see ya!
H-hey, Cricket!
Are--are you doing okay?
Y-you look different.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
everything's good.
My whole thing looks weird when
I'm not wearing the overalls.
So! You got "the stuff"?
I do indeed!
[chuckles] Yes
Now hurry.
Gotta keep extra quiet
so we don't alert--
Ahh! Daddy!
Hello, boys.
Hello, Mr. Green.
You know that's
a nice jacket, Remy.
Odd choice to wear
a winter coat this time of year.
Be cool, man
I have thin blood
and am often chilly!
[sobs]
-Remy
-I'm sorry!
It's okay. Just go home.
I need to have
a private talk with my son.
[sniffles]
And please put a shirt on.
-Okay
-What?!
It's not my fault
Remy likes sharing!
Cricket, go to your room.
-[grumbles]
-Hmph!
What does Dad know anyway?!
I can eat as many burgers
as I want!
Nothing bad's gonna happen!
[grunts] Hmph!
But maybe he has a point.
Lately I haven't felt like
my rascally ol' self.
[giggling]
Now what is going on out there?
[strains, gasps]
Ahhh!
Ah, that's the stuff.
So how're you liking
all the fresh food, Tilly?
Oh, Papa! It's marvelous!
I can see clearly,
breathe deeply,
it's as if my senses
are heightened!
Tilly, that's just your body
returning to normal.
But I'm glad
you're enjoying the food.
Wish I could say the same
for your brother
Well, from now on,
I plan on eating
any fruit or veggie
I can get my hands on!
Who knows what other sensory
powers they'll unlock?
-Aaah [chomps]
-Hmm
Maybe it's time to
check up on him.
Cricket? How're you doin', son?
I know things got
a little tense earlier,
but, um, Son?
[groans] Cricket.
Where the heck did he go?!
[sniffing]
He was here moments ago.
My newly heightened
sense of smell
can track his
greasy essence. [sniffs]
He tried to squeeze
through a secret exit
but failed.
Exhausted, he took
a sweat nap on the floor.
[sniffs] And then
he jumped out the window.
Say what you want about him,
but he leaves
a clean silhouette.
-[wind blows]
-OH, my Gosh.
Burger Clown opened
a play place?!
Hey, you're not supposed
to eat in here.
What are ya, a cop?
You gonna arrest me?
[cries]
Yeah, come back when
you have a real story.
Cricket! Enough is enough!
Time to go home.
No! This is my home now!
I'm gonna live in the Play Place
and sleep in the ball pit
and live off of Burger Clown
burgers forever!
Just try to stop me!
Oh, come on--!
"Kids Only"?
Well, rules are rules.
[whistles]
Veggie powers! Activate!
[grunts]
Cricket? Come home!
-Give up on this burger fantasy!
-No!
[grunts] Cricket! [gasps]
[gasps] Come on.
[grunts] There we go.
[grunts, pants]
Cricket!
Huh?
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
[grunts] Ahh!
Gotcha!
Gah! Big sister strength!
-Pocket mustard!
-Whoa!
[pants]
Boy, this ain't a running body.
Brother
Time to eat your vegetables.
Uh [grunts]
My sweet burger! Ahhh!
[grunts]
No! It burns. I'm blind!
[grunts]
I'm gonna be a Burger Clown
and none of you can stop me!
[grunts]
[strains] Aw, rats.
Everything okay in there,
Cricket?
Are ya stuck?
No! Well, yeah.
But on purpose!
Yeah! On purpose.
This is everything I wanted!
Me, the slide,
and Burger Clown!
Cricket, look at yourself!
You're out of breath,
you feel terrible,
and you're stuck in a slide!
Do you really wanna spend
the rest of your life
in a slide?
We're here on Day 43
of the Burger Vigil
Come back to us, Cricket!
Brought you a present, son.
Wish you could see it.
You're an old butt now.
Was it worth it, brother?
Oh.
[Cricket] Hey, Dad?
Yes, Cricket?
I don't wanna live in a slide,
and I don't wanna only eat
Burger Clown anymore,
and I realize you were just
lookin' out for me.
So, thanks, Dad.
It's okay, son.
You wanna go home?
[sobs] Uh-huh!
Then let's get outta this slide.
[strains] Uh-oh.
Hey, they're stuck!
-[rewind noise]
-[Maria Media] Scandal at Burger Clown!
Two innocent customers
stuck in a slide.
Turns out it was the only thing
that could take down
Burger Clown's
newest restaurant.
I'm here with
Mr. Burger Clown himself.
Mr. Burger Clown,
how are you doing?
Why, I'm fine!
It'll take a sack of hammers
to take me out!
Hey kiddos, come visit any one
of my other 600 locations!
Hyuk!
He may be a clown,
but I'm not laughing.
I'm Maria Media
with Channel 11 News.
Well, all's well
that ends well.
Sorry about your favorite place
closing down, Cricket.
Ah, it's fine.
It's probably better this way.
That's a good point, Son.
Hey all this talk is
makin' me hungry.
-Let's go get some Burger Clown.
-No!
[grunts]
Well, that's the last of 'em.
Thanks for handling these
produce box deliveries, kids.
There is-- [inhales]
nothing more satisfying
for a farmer than seeing
folks enjoy
the fruits of their labor,
but I got a broken
ol' oven to tend to.
Bill, it's gettin' worse!
Ma, I told you
to get outta there!
I live in this house,
I die in this house.
[sighs] All right, Ma,
I'm comin' to get ya
-Bye!
-Have fun in the smoke, Papa!
Wow, Cricket, we sure got a lot
of vegetable deliveries.
Reminds you how many people
live in Big City.
Yeah, I bet there's
at least 37, 38
Actually, it's 3,205,416.
Oh, I was real close!
To think, so many people,
so many stories,
all intertwined,
like a bowl of spaghetti.
"Spaghetti"?
What are you talkin' about?
We're all connected, Cricket!
Our lives twist
and weave together.
Even the smallest action
of one little spaghet
-[grunts]
-affects the entire bowl!
Ah, that's crazy talk, Tilly!
There's no way
we're all "intertwined".
Stuff just happens.
You'll see soon enough,
little brother.
[both scream]
Hey, little neighbors!
Whoa, Brett, your place
is a pig sty!
I love it so much.
Actually, pig stys
are much cleaner.
Brett, you may want to consider
cleaning up a bit.
Uh-oh, Tilly,
aren't you concerned
that such a simple request
could set off
a chain reaction
of events throughout the city?
-Huh?
-She thinks all of Big City
is intertwined like
a bowl of spaghetti!
Oh. So you wanna help me
clean my apartment?
No, Brett! We got vegetables
to deliver! Jeez!
Well, I suppose this place
could use a li'l sprucin' up!
But, if I put away
this coffee mug,
you see the oil stain
underneath.
Better leave it be.
If I took out that garbage,
those flies would have
nothing to eat!
I ain't that cruel. Hmm?
Nope! I couldn't do those dishes
'cause that mold
is practically alive,
and who am I
to get in its way?
Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
Well, great job cleaning, me!
It was a lot of hard work,
but it was worth it!
Huh? Ahhh!
Get it off! Get it off!
Ugh, these neighbors.
Causing such a racket!
Hey! Stupid adult!
Stop the distress, eh?!
You're disturbing
my peace and quie-
Yeowww!
Ouch, ouch, ouch! Whoa!
[grunts]
Anoush! It appears
I am stuck.
Fortunately, you can free me.
All you have to do
is place your paw
upon the little lever
and give a gentle push
Whoa! [screams]
Too much, Anoush.
[screams] No, Anoush.
[screams] How, Anoush?
Huh? [sighs]
Thank you, Anoush.
Now, I think I've earned
a little snack!
Aah
[screams]
[laughs]
[announcer] This is Channel Eleven,
with urgent squirrel news!
Maria Media here,
live at Big City Park!
We have shocking, first-hand
reports that there is a squirrel
with its head stuck in a jar!
Sensitive viewers be advised.
There you have it.
Today, jars are
coming after squirrels.
But tomorrow?
They'll be coming after your children!
This reporter thinks
it's time to fight back.
[chitters]
And we're out.
[sighs] That'll bring in
the viewers.
[crunches]
Hey do you ever think
it might be, y'know,
wrong to play up
people's fears for ratings?
[coughs] What's the worst
that could happen?
Only a dum-dum
would actually be worried
about something like this!
[chomps]
Today, jars are coming
after squirrels.
But tomorrow, they'll be
coming after your children!
Oh, no! I'm like a children!
I need to get somewhere
where no jars can get me.
Ooh! There's the one!
Zippity zurrity,
get me security!
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup
Mr. Mayor,
what's scaring you?
I don't even remember anymore!
Swaddle this man and get him
to the safe house!
[grunts]
Hm. If those fools
don't quiet down,
Master Remy won't be able
to enjoy his nap.
-Sleep well, Master Remy.
-[sighs]
Hm. I know you're there
Viper Fang.
Couldn't run forever
right, Tiger Fang?
I don't go by that name anymore.
They call me Vasquez here.
Well, how nice for you.
Playing house with
a cute little family!
But ever since you left us,
the Order of the Fang
has been in shambles!
The Order is no longer
my concern.
I protect the boy now.
You must leave.
It's his nap time.
Heh. Oh, old friend
I'm not going anywhere.
-Ahh!
-[grunts]
-[roars]
-Ha! You're rusty.
[grunting]
[screams]
You haven't seen
the last of me!
What happened to us, Viper?
[yawns] What a refreshing nap!
Ready for our
spaghetti dinner, Vasquez?
Very good, sir.
I still think your
Spaghetti Theory
is crazy, Tilly.
No offense, but you're nuts
and I don't believe a word
that comes out of your mouth.
No offense.
Brother, everyone in this city
is intertwined!
We all affect each other
whether we know it or not.
Hello, spiritual
and actual neighbor.
Your vegetable delivery
has arrived--
Great. Thanks. Ciao.
[Alexander]
Tonight on Alexander Kitchen--
I'm thinking, "Oh, my gosh,
I have to do
something with this.
The judges are screaming
at me to hurry up,
I can barely hear myself think.
I have to julienne the carrots,
chop the onions in triplicate,
and start my ganache!
I am at my breaking point.
[Alexander]
But that's when I realize,
I forgot to add the boullion
to the stew!
[screams]
I have to think fast
if I'm going to pull this off.
The clock's ticking down
The judges are breathing down my neck!
My body starts
moving on its own
The world becomes a blur,
and I just start grabbing
whatever I can,
wondering when this
waking nightmare will end!
And then it does.
It's dinner time.
Good evening, Judge Terry.
I hope you've come hungry.
For dinner tonight,
I have prepared
a broiled vegetable-herb salad,
a charcoal enriched tartare,
and a volcanic-salt sundae.
What do you think?
My heart is pounding!
[heart beats]
Oh, what a relief!
This stuff looks disgusting!
Who'd want to eat this?
[gasps] Let's just order in.
So if we're all spaghetti,
Oh, hey Gloria, phone's buzzin'.
Then who are the meatballs?
Hm. Looks like
I've gotta deliver
a dinner order
for Alexander.
[sighs] Another day at
my boring new delivery job.
Woe is me!
Hi, I'm here from MeHungry
to pick up an order from this
Swiss fondue restaurant?
Seems a little over the top.
[Swiss accent] I don't know what
you're talking about!
This is a perfectly
normal restaurant.
-Oh, I, uh,
-Now you must be swift!
The cheese only stays melted
for a few minutes!
Ha ha, yeah. Or else the fondue
becomes a fon-don't, huh?
Is my life a joke to you?!
I'm so sorry, I thought
you would laugh!
-Go!
-[nervous sigh]
421 Grand Avenue,
421 Grand Avenue
Should be just
a few blocks north.
Uh-oh.
[chuckles] Nice.
-Incoming!
-[video game music and sounds]
Dang it, it's already been
a minute!
I'm gonna need to
take a shortcut.
[video game music continues]
[grunts]
Barrels, here!
Get your barrels here!
Before I throw them
off this ledge!
[grunts] That was close.
There it is! Huh?
Nice and slow, everybody!
Oh, no. [slow-motion]
I'm sorry
[slow-motion]
What's that now?
-[All] Oh!
-[video game noises]
-[groans]
-Delivery!
I didn't order any bucket
of watery cheese!
This isn't
421 Grand Avenue?
No. This is clearly
421 Grand AAvenue!
Except the second A
is really small!
I might not have ordered this,
but I'm still going to
leave a review!
And it's going to be scathing!
[sighs] Well, maybe
we can still get you home.
Yup. This checks out.
[groans] I quit.
Hot dogs!
Get yer hot dogs!
Hey! My hot dogs!
Now they'll never know
the joy of being eaten!
I mean, not to keep goin' back
to that Spaghetti Theory.
But maybe we're
more like a ramen?
Hear me out:
the air is the soup
Cricket, what's that?
You mean that thing barreling
straight towards us?
-Ah. Rogue hot dog cart.
-Ah.
[both scream]
I can't believe you switched
our names on the new bench ad!
We're not "Dawn and Don"!
We're "Don and Dawn"!
Dawn and Don just sounds better!
Don and Dawn is just
kind of a mouthful.
Well, maybe it's time for
Don and Dawn to just be Don!
Done and done!
-[scream]
-Ahh!
-Oh, Dawn!
-Oh, Don!
Our love is all that matters!
Our love is all that matters,
Bella.
Will you make me the happiest
man in the world and marry me?
Oh, Bash! Yes, yes!
She said yes, everybody!
Aw, congratulations, you two!
This has gotta be in my top
five most romantic robberies!
[screams]
I just don't get it!
How does something like
this even happen?!
Life is full of mysteries.
-[screams]
-Whoa!
Ain't that just the way?
[screams]
Cricket, look out!
I'ts Gabriela!
Yeah, that's my GF.
No big deal.
-Cricket!
-Right!
[screaming]
Oh, hey, Gabs. 'Sup?
[screams, groans]
Aw, man. What sort of crazy
place are we at now?
Well, how 'bout that?
Well, Cricket, what do you think
of my spaghetti theory now?
What are you talking about?
You said everything
was intertwined
but I haven't seen any
proof of that!
Oh, hey!
There you are, kids!
Bad news: The oven's still fussin' so
dinner isn't ready yet.
[both] Aww.
Man, I'm starvin'!
Now what are we
supposed to eat?
Ahh! Huh?
[both] Wow!
[siren sounds]
Wow. It's as if seemingly
random events
influence each other in
tiny ways that we can't even perceive.
-Just like a bowl of hot dogs.
-[groans]
[Tilly sighs]
You know what? Sure.
Who's gonna pay for all these?!
I'm ruined!
I got sweat in my eyes ♪
Lost a bet and
Got bit by a hundred flies ♪
I fell out a big old tree ♪
Hit every branch and
Scraped up both my knees ♪
I got chased by dogs
Licked by a frog ♪
Got a rash on my legs ♪
Dropped a dozen eggs ♪
I got splinters ♪
In seven of ten ♪
And tomorrow
I'll do it all again ♪