Bunnicula (2016) s02e27 Episode Script
The Curiosity Shop Killed the Cat
1
[theme music playing]
Aah [gulps]
[growling]
[laughing]
Hmm. [inhales, then blows]
[laughing]
One creepy mask, please.
That is $340.
I was hoping to negotiate.
I don't negotiate with poor people.
Oh, well, once I make my first million,
I'm gonna buy this whole store.
And I'm gonna put
the milkshake machine right here.
Come on, guys, let's go.
-[screeches]
-[Bunnicula roaring]
-[gasps]
-[snarling]
I knew it.
Ah, my lovely children.
Misfits and oddities.
Soon, I will secure another supernatural
beast to join your freakish ranks.
[cackling]
Okay, back to your chess lesson.
So the castle can move
and knock over people?
First of all, it's called a rook,
and it can only move
in straight lines, see?
This game's hard.
You will make a nice addition
to my collection
of supernatural animals, vampire cat.
Supernatural animal?
[chuckles] Oh, wait a minute,
it's a big mistake, see.
[meowing]
So if you open the door and let me out,
we can forget this whole thing.
[gasps] Do not try to mesmerize me
with your haunting eyes, vampire.
I know your tricks.
-[hissing]
-Huh?
[gasps]
Okay.
-[grunts]
-[goat bleating]
-[yelps, then gasps]
-[creature] Hello
vampire cat.
Welcome to the cage. My name is Rafferty.
-Waffordly?
-Rafferty.
-Gravity?
-Rafferty.
-Rappidy?
-Rafferty.
-Rafferty?
-Right, Rafferty.
[speaks in Spanish]
He just say his name is Milo.
He my cousin.
My name is Otto.
My name is E
[brays]
His name is Ed.
d.
I'm Chester, and I'm not a vampire cat.
I'm an albino squirrel,
but she says I'm a ghost squirrel.
It's all a scam, I tells you.
She also thinks
Ed here is a magical unicorn,
but he's just a goat who lost
one of his horns in a boating accident.
And Milo and Otto are a two-headed snake
'cause, well,
that's a normal thing sometimes.
-[speaks in Spanish]
-We're normal.
That mean lady keeps us here
and charges people to look at us.
-[speaks in Spanish]
-It's no good. We're trapped.
We've been here for
Forever?
eight years.
Once my friends realize I'm gone,
they'll come for me.
When they do,
we'll all get out of here together!
[munching] Hmm?
I sense that something
is wrong with the natural order.
[belches]
There it is, we're good.
Bunnicula and Harold
are gonna be here any second,
and they're gonna break us out of here.
I can't wait to see the look
on your faces.
This potion has placed you
under my complete control.
Now, roll over.
-[meows]
-Hmm.
[groans] I think I added
too much cayenne to this potion. [grunts]
-Stop that.
-[speaks in Spanish]
-Ooh, spicy.
-Yes, it's cayenne pepper.
But wait a minute,
Harold loves cayenne pepper,
and he can smell it from a mile away.
Oh, he's gonna be here any second now.
[sniffing] I smell
[sniffing] so bad!
I mean, I can't remember
the last time I had a bath.
[speaks indistinctly]
[laughs] My buddy's gonna be here
in five seconds.
Five, four, three
3.5
3.2.
Hey, buddy, news flash.
-Your friends ain't coming for you.
-Yeah, just you wait.
My buddy Bunnicula's a rabbit
with supernatural powers.
He's gonna bust in here and rescue us all!
Yeah, whatever you say, buddy.
This guy's in here ten minutes
and he's already going off the deep end.
Oh, yeah?
Well, just you just you wait, bud.
Just you wait.
Whoa, check this out, Bunnic?
Chester just won again.
[speaks indistinctly]
They must be doing
something very important.
All right, we need to make a loud noise
to attract my friend's attention.
Ed, I'm gonna need you
to ram your head into that wall.
[rumbling]
[chuckles] Ooh, boy!
I know they heard that.
[music blaring over speaker]
Go, Chester.
All right, well, that didn't work.
We need to get them a message,
if only we had something to write on.
Milo and Otto have a whole stack of paper.
-[speaks in Spanish]
-Yeah, we do.
That's great.
But why do you have a stack of paper?
My cousin, he likes to do origami.
Origami? But how--?
Okay.
All right, the message has been written,
and thanks to Otto and Milo,
it's now in the shape of a paper airplane.
Using science
taking into account
variations of wind resistance
and mathematics
far too complicated to explain,
I will toss this plane,
so it will ultimately make its way
to Mina's apartment.
Bunnicula and Harold
will read the message contained within
and come and rescue us.
-[Rafferty] Great idea, Chester.
-[Ed] Great idea.
-[Milo speaks in Spanish]
[Otto] Oh, yeah.
[gasps]
[cooing]
Paper airplane!
[all] Bro! Bro! Bro!
Bro! Bro! Bro!
[laughing]
[screaming]
Hello!
"Dearest Bunnicula and Harold,
I am writing you
to inform you of a predicament
that finds your dearest companion
in the most dire of circu"
Too many words.
[Ed bleats]
[hissing]
Well, that didn't work.
Hmm. Dogs hear high-pitched sounds
really well.
If we had a piece of metal,
we could bang on these bars
and Harold would hear it.
-[Rafferty] Great idea, Chester.
-[Ed] Great idea.
I got a little piece of metal
we can use right here.
Where did you get that, Rafferty?
It was in the hole in the front
of the cage.
You mean this has been in the lock
the whole time?
Right. In the lock.
[groans]
[Polidori] In order to securely gain
control of the powerful vampire cat,
I must call upon
the most ancient and mystical knowledge.
I'm looking for protection
against vampire cats.
[cell phone] Checking web
for "what section has empire bats."
No, no, no.
Protection against vampire cats.
Okay, I found
the "first section of umpire hats."
No, no. Protection against vampire cats!
Sorry. Give me a moment.
Do any of you animals know how to operate
this silly thing? I just-- [gasps]
How did you get out?
[snarls]
[gasps]
[snarling]
Don't you come near me.
-[Ed bleats]
-[Polidori yells]
[Polidori whimpering]
I hope Polidori likes her new home.
-[Ed laughs]
-[Otto] Oh, she likes it.
You animals,
let me out of this cage right now!
She looks ma
Wait, where are you going?
Turn around. Come back.
You can't just leave me here.
Hey, what is this stack of paper
doing here?
Hey, guys. Where you going?
Oh, I've got somewhere to be.
I'm headed toward the rainbow bridge
where I will return to Asgard
and reunite with my former master, Odin.
Oh, Uh-huh.
Oh, that-- That's cool.
Me and my cousin,
we are children of Quetzalcoatl.
We have to get back to Mexico.
Look at that.
Rafferty?
I am
headed back to Brooklyn.
My cousin runs a pizzeria.
Huh.
So if that's that only way he can move,
why don't we just call that piece
the L-Horse?
Why didn't you guys come and rescue me?
And that piece is called a knight,
not L-Horse.
Oh, no, old Chester's back.
Hmm.
You know, as it turns out, I didn't
need help from you guys after all.
[yelps] A spider. Someone get it, get it!
Say, Bunnicula,
I think your buddy there needs some help.
Right.
[groans]
[closing theme playing]
[theme music playing]
Aah [gulps]
[growling]
[laughing]
Hmm. [inhales, then blows]
[laughing]
One creepy mask, please.
That is $340.
I was hoping to negotiate.
I don't negotiate with poor people.
Oh, well, once I make my first million,
I'm gonna buy this whole store.
And I'm gonna put
the milkshake machine right here.
Come on, guys, let's go.
-[screeches]
-[Bunnicula roaring]
-[gasps]
-[snarling]
I knew it.
Ah, my lovely children.
Misfits and oddities.
Soon, I will secure another supernatural
beast to join your freakish ranks.
[cackling]
Okay, back to your chess lesson.
So the castle can move
and knock over people?
First of all, it's called a rook,
and it can only move
in straight lines, see?
This game's hard.
You will make a nice addition
to my collection
of supernatural animals, vampire cat.
Supernatural animal?
[chuckles] Oh, wait a minute,
it's a big mistake, see.
[meowing]
So if you open the door and let me out,
we can forget this whole thing.
[gasps] Do not try to mesmerize me
with your haunting eyes, vampire.
I know your tricks.
-[hissing]
-Huh?
[gasps]
Okay.
-[grunts]
-[goat bleating]
-[yelps, then gasps]
-[creature] Hello
vampire cat.
Welcome to the cage. My name is Rafferty.
-Waffordly?
-Rafferty.
-Gravity?
-Rafferty.
-Rappidy?
-Rafferty.
-Rafferty?
-Right, Rafferty.
[speaks in Spanish]
He just say his name is Milo.
He my cousin.
My name is Otto.
My name is E
[brays]
His name is Ed.
d.
I'm Chester, and I'm not a vampire cat.
I'm an albino squirrel,
but she says I'm a ghost squirrel.
It's all a scam, I tells you.
She also thinks
Ed here is a magical unicorn,
but he's just a goat who lost
one of his horns in a boating accident.
And Milo and Otto are a two-headed snake
'cause, well,
that's a normal thing sometimes.
-[speaks in Spanish]
-We're normal.
That mean lady keeps us here
and charges people to look at us.
-[speaks in Spanish]
-It's no good. We're trapped.
We've been here for
Forever?
eight years.
Once my friends realize I'm gone,
they'll come for me.
When they do,
we'll all get out of here together!
[munching] Hmm?
I sense that something
is wrong with the natural order.
[belches]
There it is, we're good.
Bunnicula and Harold
are gonna be here any second,
and they're gonna break us out of here.
I can't wait to see the look
on your faces.
This potion has placed you
under my complete control.
Now, roll over.
-[meows]
-Hmm.
[groans] I think I added
too much cayenne to this potion. [grunts]
-Stop that.
-[speaks in Spanish]
-Ooh, spicy.
-Yes, it's cayenne pepper.
But wait a minute,
Harold loves cayenne pepper,
and he can smell it from a mile away.
Oh, he's gonna be here any second now.
[sniffing] I smell
[sniffing] so bad!
I mean, I can't remember
the last time I had a bath.
[speaks indistinctly]
[laughs] My buddy's gonna be here
in five seconds.
Five, four, three
3.5
3.2.
Hey, buddy, news flash.
-Your friends ain't coming for you.
-Yeah, just you wait.
My buddy Bunnicula's a rabbit
with supernatural powers.
He's gonna bust in here and rescue us all!
Yeah, whatever you say, buddy.
This guy's in here ten minutes
and he's already going off the deep end.
Oh, yeah?
Well, just you just you wait, bud.
Just you wait.
Whoa, check this out, Bunnic?
Chester just won again.
[speaks indistinctly]
They must be doing
something very important.
All right, we need to make a loud noise
to attract my friend's attention.
Ed, I'm gonna need you
to ram your head into that wall.
[rumbling]
[chuckles] Ooh, boy!
I know they heard that.
[music blaring over speaker]
Go, Chester.
All right, well, that didn't work.
We need to get them a message,
if only we had something to write on.
Milo and Otto have a whole stack of paper.
-[speaks in Spanish]
-Yeah, we do.
That's great.
But why do you have a stack of paper?
My cousin, he likes to do origami.
Origami? But how--?
Okay.
All right, the message has been written,
and thanks to Otto and Milo,
it's now in the shape of a paper airplane.
Using science
taking into account
variations of wind resistance
and mathematics
far too complicated to explain,
I will toss this plane,
so it will ultimately make its way
to Mina's apartment.
Bunnicula and Harold
will read the message contained within
and come and rescue us.
-[Rafferty] Great idea, Chester.
-[Ed] Great idea.
-[Milo speaks in Spanish]
[Otto] Oh, yeah.
[gasps]
[cooing]
Paper airplane!
[all] Bro! Bro! Bro!
Bro! Bro! Bro!
[laughing]
[screaming]
Hello!
"Dearest Bunnicula and Harold,
I am writing you
to inform you of a predicament
that finds your dearest companion
in the most dire of circu"
Too many words.
[Ed bleats]
[hissing]
Well, that didn't work.
Hmm. Dogs hear high-pitched sounds
really well.
If we had a piece of metal,
we could bang on these bars
and Harold would hear it.
-[Rafferty] Great idea, Chester.
-[Ed] Great idea.
I got a little piece of metal
we can use right here.
Where did you get that, Rafferty?
It was in the hole in the front
of the cage.
You mean this has been in the lock
the whole time?
Right. In the lock.
[groans]
[Polidori] In order to securely gain
control of the powerful vampire cat,
I must call upon
the most ancient and mystical knowledge.
I'm looking for protection
against vampire cats.
[cell phone] Checking web
for "what section has empire bats."
No, no, no.
Protection against vampire cats.
Okay, I found
the "first section of umpire hats."
No, no. Protection against vampire cats!
Sorry. Give me a moment.
Do any of you animals know how to operate
this silly thing? I just-- [gasps]
How did you get out?
[snarls]
[gasps]
[snarling]
Don't you come near me.
-[Ed bleats]
-[Polidori yells]
[Polidori whimpering]
I hope Polidori likes her new home.
-[Ed laughs]
-[Otto] Oh, she likes it.
You animals,
let me out of this cage right now!
She looks ma
Wait, where are you going?
Turn around. Come back.
You can't just leave me here.
Hey, what is this stack of paper
doing here?
Hey, guys. Where you going?
Oh, I've got somewhere to be.
I'm headed toward the rainbow bridge
where I will return to Asgard
and reunite with my former master, Odin.
Oh, Uh-huh.
Oh, that-- That's cool.
Me and my cousin,
we are children of Quetzalcoatl.
We have to get back to Mexico.
Look at that.
Rafferty?
I am
headed back to Brooklyn.
My cousin runs a pizzeria.
Huh.
So if that's that only way he can move,
why don't we just call that piece
the L-Horse?
Why didn't you guys come and rescue me?
And that piece is called a knight,
not L-Horse.
Oh, no, old Chester's back.
Hmm.
You know, as it turns out, I didn't
need help from you guys after all.
[yelps] A spider. Someone get it, get it!
Say, Bunnicula,
I think your buddy there needs some help.
Right.
[groans]
[closing theme playing]