Clarence US (2014) s02e27 Episode Script
Worm Bin
1 [Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! Snack time! Snack time! - Well, that's why it'd be funny - Snack time! 'cause birds don't got no arms! I guess that would be pretty funny.
- Yeah.
- Hey, you guys got any fruit? - It's good for you.
- Yeah! [Laughs.]
[Giggling.]
A little bit of this.
[Mumbling.]
Let's put that in there.
Okay, Clarence, don't go too crazy with that.
Hey, gang, check this out.
We got a new addition to the Randell house.
We've got our own brand spankin' new worm bin! "Worm bin"? [Creepy music.]
- Eww.
- You see, from now on, you take your scraps, and you give 'em to these little guys.
Wow! Look at all these guys! Ah, man, look at this little lady right here.
I'm-a call you Georgina.
[Groans.]
And this one I think is Eric.
[Screams.]
Aw, Jeff, they're not so bad! [Chuckles.]
Yeah, I think they're really good.
[Car horn blaring.]
[All gasp.]
My dad's here! Come on.
We got to go, or he'll leave us.
- Oh, bye, guys! - I didn't get to feed the worms.
- You can feed my dog! - Eric! Georgina! [Door opens, closes.]
Your friends are always so nice, and they seem to really like the worm bin! From now on, we're gonna keep this baby under the sink.
They'll be like part of the family.
Okay, but do we really have to keep them under the sink? Don't you think that's a little gross? [Chuckles.]
This is where we eat! Jeff, these worms are really important.
Tell you what.
It'll be your job to feed them! Then you'll really start to see how cool they are.
[Groans.]
Mom, one of the worms escaped! It's just a worm, honey.
You can put it back.
Don't you think it's unhygienic?! We could get E.
Coli! Or worms! Jeff, it's not like we're gonna be eating out of it.
Listen, we give the worms our food, the worms give us compost, and we give that back to the earth so we can have more food.
It's a cycle.
Think globally.
Act locally.
Coexist.
Namaste.
Mamaste.
Mm.
[Gasps.]
Ye-aah! Oh.
[Groans.]
[Sighs.]
[Clarence humming.]
[Music.]
[Grunts.]
[Thud.]
Mm.
[Yawns.]
Aah! [Stammering.]
What the heck! [Groaning.]
Oh, good morning, Jeff.
Don't worry, honey.
The worms get a little crazy when you overfeed them.
Just don't go overboard next time.
[Groans.]
Oh, no.
This one got all dried up.
Ugh! And the worst part is they're getting into all our food.
There are bite marks everywhere.
[Mumbling.]
Really, bites Oh, hey! Hey, Jeff? You're not gonna eat that hot dog, right? - No.
- Cool.
I'll just put this away for later, then.
Thank you.
One time, my brother said a worm crawled into a man's ear while he was sleeping.
But that turned out good for the man, because the nurse who treated him became his bride.
Um, can I have your ham and cheese? Thanks.
Sumo: My brother said a worm crawled into a man's ear while he was sleeping.
[Grumbles sleepily.]
- Wha - Now, Jeff, I appreciate your enthusiasm about feeding these worms, but you really got to take it easy.
[Thinking.]
Fine.
Is that how they want to play it? I've lost my patience, it's time to get serious This situation - Yeah.
Here we go.
- # Drives me delirious # I'll lock you up, and I'll throw away the key, yeah I'm going crazy 'Cause the worms won't stop The worms won't stop The worms won't stop The worms won't stop The worms won't stop I can't believe it still keeps on happening - There we go.
Yeah.
- # I'll guarantee they'll # - No.
Never.
- # Just keep on practicing # I've got to focus, oh, it's helpless as it seems Oh, no, no, no, no No, no The worms won't stop The worms won't stop [Humming.]
# The worms won't stop # The worms won't stop The worms won't stop The worms won't stop [Crying.]
[Fly buzzing.]
No, get away! Don't touch my food! - Still got worms at your house, huh? - Y-Yes.
My dog got worms once.
Came out the other side.
I think worms just got to come out.
That's it! We could take the worm bin out of my house.
It'd be gone forever.
And no one would notice.
Do you hear me, Clarence? - Do you think worms like applesauce? - What?! I'm talking about getting the worms out of my house! Huh? Uh, uh, but who's gonna feed them? Gah, I don't know.
You, Clarence.
I'll give them to you.
[Gasps.]
Wait.
Your parents won't get mad? This is so much bigger than my parents.
They're ruining my life! They just won't stay in the bin no matter how hard I try! I-I glued it.
I taped it.
I boxed it.
They just w-won't stay in the bin.
Y-You got to help me, Clarence.
Hmm.
[Action music.]
We'll have to assemble a team.
- Sumo! - Huh? - You busy tonight? - Oh, uh - No.
- Team assembled! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Clarence, Sumo, and that's me.
[Giggling.]
I'm pretty sure that would be me.
Fine, Clarence, you're the green one.
So, here's the plan, guys.
At 8:00 tonight, we're gonna break into my house and get that disgusting thing out of there.
Here's the kitchen, where the worms are.
That's the living room, where my parents are.
Those are the stairs, just for reference.
Jeff, we've been to your house a million times.
- We don't need a map to find - Sumo! Just let me do this, okay?! I haven't slept in a week! Gosh darn it.
Okay, okay.
Sheesh.
As I was saying, my parents will be in the living room watching their night time shows.
But once it hits 8:00, they'll turn off the TV and head upstairs to go to sleep.
Clarence, sound effects, please.
[Imitating snoring.]
Okay! That's enough.
Now at this time, Sumo and Clarence, you guys will break in through the back with a skateboard.
I'll already be there waiting.
We'll put the worm bucket on the skateboard.
Boom.
And then wheel that baby out of my life forever.
Hmm.
That skateboard looks more like a magic carpet to me, Jeff.
Yeah.
And why is it so big? [Giggles.]
That would be pretty cool, though, if we had a giant skateboard.
Stop! Just show up at my place at 8:00.
I made this.
Uh, it's a carpaccio.
And it has, uh, uh, baby lamb with, uh, um, white truffle.
[Audience gasps.]
[Crying.]
- Well, that's enough of that.
- Yes! - Actually, one more couldn't hurt.
- Ugh! [Thump.]
[Gasps.]
- You think Jeff is up to something? - He'll figure it out.
Oh, hey, Jeff.
[Whispering.]
You guys, that was so loud! My parents aren't asleep yet.
Check it out, Jeff.
We dressed all sneaky - for your heist.
- I'm a ninja.
- Wait, Sumo, where's the skateboard? - Uh I forgot it.
- But I brought this guy.
- What?! That was the only thing you needed to bring! [Yawns.]
Oh, shoot.
Hide! Jeff, honey, are you in here? [Humming.]
- Stop it, you! - But I want to see - how fat they got.
- This isn't the time.
Hey, you guys are being too loud! She's gonna hear us! [All arguing indistinctly.]
[Slapping.]
- Hmm? - Be quiet! Huh.
Kids are weird.
Sumo: Beat you with my Psst! I think she's gone.
Okay, let's do it.
[All grunting.]
[Thunder crashes.]
[Laughing.]
Sumo: Oh! - Oh, no! - Stupid sidewalk! [Gasps.]
Oh, no! Georgina! Eric! Nancy! Come on, you guys.
[Thunder crashes.]
- We got to save them! - Huh? No, Clarence! It was you! It was you all along! [Giggles.]
Yeah.
[Thunder crashes.]
But, Jeff, we got to do something.
They're gonna die.
But it doesn't matter now.
I can live.
I can finally live! Whoo-hoo-hoo! [Grunting.]
Come on, guys! Come on.
Back in the dirt.
Let's go.
[Laughing.]
Yes! I'm free.
I'm free.
[Laughing maniacally.]
Yes! [Continues laughing.]
[Gasps.]
Aah! - Jeff! - No! Get off me! Get off me! Jeff, no! You're crushing them! Jeff, please! They're fragile.
They got soft bones.
[Voice breaking.]
I'm the only family they got.
[Sobbing.]
[Music.]
Oh.
[Birds singing.]
Jeff, I got to say, you really came around.
Well, the worms are pretty harmless, I guess.
I'm glad you're finally starting to see the bigger picture.
[Chuckles, sniffs deeply.]
Wow.
I didn't think you'd take so well to worm poop! [Inhales deeply.]
Wormaste.
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! Snack time! Snack time! - Well, that's why it'd be funny - Snack time! 'cause birds don't got no arms! I guess that would be pretty funny.
- Yeah.
- Hey, you guys got any fruit? - It's good for you.
- Yeah! [Laughs.]
[Giggling.]
A little bit of this.
[Mumbling.]
Let's put that in there.
Okay, Clarence, don't go too crazy with that.
Hey, gang, check this out.
We got a new addition to the Randell house.
We've got our own brand spankin' new worm bin! "Worm bin"? [Creepy music.]
- Eww.
- You see, from now on, you take your scraps, and you give 'em to these little guys.
Wow! Look at all these guys! Ah, man, look at this little lady right here.
I'm-a call you Georgina.
[Groans.]
And this one I think is Eric.
[Screams.]
Aw, Jeff, they're not so bad! [Chuckles.]
Yeah, I think they're really good.
[Car horn blaring.]
[All gasp.]
My dad's here! Come on.
We got to go, or he'll leave us.
- Oh, bye, guys! - I didn't get to feed the worms.
- You can feed my dog! - Eric! Georgina! [Door opens, closes.]
Your friends are always so nice, and they seem to really like the worm bin! From now on, we're gonna keep this baby under the sink.
They'll be like part of the family.
Okay, but do we really have to keep them under the sink? Don't you think that's a little gross? [Chuckles.]
This is where we eat! Jeff, these worms are really important.
Tell you what.
It'll be your job to feed them! Then you'll really start to see how cool they are.
[Groans.]
Mom, one of the worms escaped! It's just a worm, honey.
You can put it back.
Don't you think it's unhygienic?! We could get E.
Coli! Or worms! Jeff, it's not like we're gonna be eating out of it.
Listen, we give the worms our food, the worms give us compost, and we give that back to the earth so we can have more food.
It's a cycle.
Think globally.
Act locally.
Coexist.
Namaste.
Mamaste.
Mm.
[Gasps.]
Ye-aah! Oh.
[Groans.]
[Sighs.]
[Clarence humming.]
[Music.]
[Grunts.]
[Thud.]
Mm.
[Yawns.]
Aah! [Stammering.]
What the heck! [Groaning.]
Oh, good morning, Jeff.
Don't worry, honey.
The worms get a little crazy when you overfeed them.
Just don't go overboard next time.
[Groans.]
Oh, no.
This one got all dried up.
Ugh! And the worst part is they're getting into all our food.
There are bite marks everywhere.
[Mumbling.]
Really, bites Oh, hey! Hey, Jeff? You're not gonna eat that hot dog, right? - No.
- Cool.
I'll just put this away for later, then.
Thank you.
One time, my brother said a worm crawled into a man's ear while he was sleeping.
But that turned out good for the man, because the nurse who treated him became his bride.
Um, can I have your ham and cheese? Thanks.
Sumo: My brother said a worm crawled into a man's ear while he was sleeping.
[Grumbles sleepily.]
- Wha - Now, Jeff, I appreciate your enthusiasm about feeding these worms, but you really got to take it easy.
[Thinking.]
Fine.
Is that how they want to play it? I've lost my patience, it's time to get serious This situation - Yeah.
Here we go.
- # Drives me delirious # I'll lock you up, and I'll throw away the key, yeah I'm going crazy 'Cause the worms won't stop The worms won't stop The worms won't stop The worms won't stop The worms won't stop I can't believe it still keeps on happening - There we go.
Yeah.
- # I'll guarantee they'll # - No.
Never.
- # Just keep on practicing # I've got to focus, oh, it's helpless as it seems Oh, no, no, no, no No, no The worms won't stop The worms won't stop [Humming.]
# The worms won't stop # The worms won't stop The worms won't stop The worms won't stop [Crying.]
[Fly buzzing.]
No, get away! Don't touch my food! - Still got worms at your house, huh? - Y-Yes.
My dog got worms once.
Came out the other side.
I think worms just got to come out.
That's it! We could take the worm bin out of my house.
It'd be gone forever.
And no one would notice.
Do you hear me, Clarence? - Do you think worms like applesauce? - What?! I'm talking about getting the worms out of my house! Huh? Uh, uh, but who's gonna feed them? Gah, I don't know.
You, Clarence.
I'll give them to you.
[Gasps.]
Wait.
Your parents won't get mad? This is so much bigger than my parents.
They're ruining my life! They just won't stay in the bin no matter how hard I try! I-I glued it.
I taped it.
I boxed it.
They just w-won't stay in the bin.
Y-You got to help me, Clarence.
Hmm.
[Action music.]
We'll have to assemble a team.
- Sumo! - Huh? - You busy tonight? - Oh, uh - No.
- Team assembled! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Clarence, Sumo, and that's me.
[Giggling.]
I'm pretty sure that would be me.
Fine, Clarence, you're the green one.
So, here's the plan, guys.
At 8:00 tonight, we're gonna break into my house and get that disgusting thing out of there.
Here's the kitchen, where the worms are.
That's the living room, where my parents are.
Those are the stairs, just for reference.
Jeff, we've been to your house a million times.
- We don't need a map to find - Sumo! Just let me do this, okay?! I haven't slept in a week! Gosh darn it.
Okay, okay.
Sheesh.
As I was saying, my parents will be in the living room watching their night time shows.
But once it hits 8:00, they'll turn off the TV and head upstairs to go to sleep.
Clarence, sound effects, please.
[Imitating snoring.]
Okay! That's enough.
Now at this time, Sumo and Clarence, you guys will break in through the back with a skateboard.
I'll already be there waiting.
We'll put the worm bucket on the skateboard.
Boom.
And then wheel that baby out of my life forever.
Hmm.
That skateboard looks more like a magic carpet to me, Jeff.
Yeah.
And why is it so big? [Giggles.]
That would be pretty cool, though, if we had a giant skateboard.
Stop! Just show up at my place at 8:00.
I made this.
Uh, it's a carpaccio.
And it has, uh, uh, baby lamb with, uh, um, white truffle.
[Audience gasps.]
[Crying.]
- Well, that's enough of that.
- Yes! - Actually, one more couldn't hurt.
- Ugh! [Thump.]
[Gasps.]
- You think Jeff is up to something? - He'll figure it out.
Oh, hey, Jeff.
[Whispering.]
You guys, that was so loud! My parents aren't asleep yet.
Check it out, Jeff.
We dressed all sneaky - for your heist.
- I'm a ninja.
- Wait, Sumo, where's the skateboard? - Uh I forgot it.
- But I brought this guy.
- What?! That was the only thing you needed to bring! [Yawns.]
Oh, shoot.
Hide! Jeff, honey, are you in here? [Humming.]
- Stop it, you! - But I want to see - how fat they got.
- This isn't the time.
Hey, you guys are being too loud! She's gonna hear us! [All arguing indistinctly.]
[Slapping.]
- Hmm? - Be quiet! Huh.
Kids are weird.
Sumo: Beat you with my Psst! I think she's gone.
Okay, let's do it.
[All grunting.]
[Thunder crashes.]
[Laughing.]
Sumo: Oh! - Oh, no! - Stupid sidewalk! [Gasps.]
Oh, no! Georgina! Eric! Nancy! Come on, you guys.
[Thunder crashes.]
- We got to save them! - Huh? No, Clarence! It was you! It was you all along! [Giggles.]
Yeah.
[Thunder crashes.]
But, Jeff, we got to do something.
They're gonna die.
But it doesn't matter now.
I can live.
I can finally live! Whoo-hoo-hoo! [Grunting.]
Come on, guys! Come on.
Back in the dirt.
Let's go.
[Laughing.]
Yes! I'm free.
I'm free.
[Laughing maniacally.]
Yes! [Continues laughing.]
[Gasps.]
Aah! - Jeff! - No! Get off me! Get off me! Jeff, no! You're crushing them! Jeff, please! They're fragile.
They got soft bones.
[Voice breaking.]
I'm the only family they got.
[Sobbing.]
[Music.]
Oh.
[Birds singing.]
Jeff, I got to say, you really came around.
Well, the worms are pretty harmless, I guess.
I'm glad you're finally starting to see the bigger picture.
[Chuckles, sniffs deeply.]
Wow.
I didn't think you'd take so well to worm poop! [Inhales deeply.]
Wormaste.