Shake It Up! s02e27 Episode Script

Hey, hey! What you doing? Oh, nothing, just picking out a great outfit for the surprise birthday party you're planning for me.
What makes you think that I'm gonna be throwing you a surprise party? Your birthday isn't even for another two weeks.
Yes, which is why when it happens this Saturday, it'll be such a surprise.
Seriously, if you want to get me this year, Rocky, you've got to step up your game.
Because, remember, I am CeCe "Unsurprisable" Jones.
Don't even bother trying, Flynn.
Even if I was going to throw you a surprise party, which is the furthest thing from my mind, you would never, ever be able to guess the plan because this time it would be so incredibly complex and secretive that it would boggle your mind! Interesting.
So you won't start sniffling tomorrow, which will turn into a terrible head cold by the next day? And then my mom won't suddenly decide to bake you get-well cookies and realize she needs flour, eggs, and a recipe? And then when I go up to your apartment to get them everyone we know won't jump out from behind the couch and yell, "surprise"? Well, not anymore.
Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor.
It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4.
Make a scene, make a scene, nobody can ignore.
Don't knock it.
'Til you rock it.
We can't take it no more.
Bring the lights up, bust the doors down.
Dust yourself off.
Shake It Up, Shake It Up.
DJ set it off, take it up a notch.
All together now, Shake It Up, Shake It Up.
Sh-sh-sh-Shake It Up.
You got to change it up.
And when you've had enough.
Sh-sh-sh-Shake It Up.
Bring the lights up, bust the doors down.
All together now, Shake It Up, Shake It Up.
Shake It Up.
Hey, Ty, I got a riddle.
Why did CeCe put lipstick on her forehead? Why? Because she was trying to make-up her mind! Thanks a lot, little man.
Your dumb riddle just gave me the hiccups.
Thanks a lot, big man.
Your spit-shower just gave me the uh heebie-jeebies.
- Hi, Deucie.
- Oh, hey, Dina.
I'm glad you're here.
You guys, check this out! I need you to time me.
I'm going to run up the stairs, down the street, get a paper from the news stand, and come back.
I'm trying to beat my best time.
Four seconds.
Four seconds? That's impossible.
That's like five blocks! Oh, yeah? Start now! One Two How'd I do? Whoa! Deucie! That's That's How did you where did you Hey, Dina! Dina, check it out, this is my cousin, Harrison.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Dina.
I'm visiting from Boston for a few days.
Yeah, we've been playing that trick on people since we were little kids.
You know what trick I like to play? The "I'm not your girlfriend if you ever do that again" trick.
I got it.
Crusty's! Sure, hang on.
All right.
I'm here! Let's get started! Sit, sit, sit.
Rocky, I want you to meet Hold on, Dina.
All right? We have a lot of work to do.
All right, the last thing I want is a repeat of last year, when not only did CeCe find out about the surprise party, but She was the first one there.
Here's an idea, why don't we throw a party for me instead? That would surprise her.
Yes? Yes? No.
I've written down everyone's assignments.
They're in invisible ink and code, so you're gonna need to hold them up to a light and use the decoder ring.
The instructions are also made to self-destruct, so um Don't hold them too close to your face.
Flynn, here's yours.
Ty - Deuce - Actually, I'm not Stick with me, Deuce, okay? I know what I'm doing.
As Charles De Gaulle once said "A true leader" " always keeps an element of surprise up his sleeve.
" What is up with you, Deuce? I mean, you're dressing nice and quoting De Gaulle.
- It's like you're a totally - I'm sorry I'm late.
What did I miss? Different person.
Hey, Dina, so I hear Deuce's cousin's in town.
- Yeah, he's here for the week.
- Mmm, that's cool.
So, was he at Rocky's secret surprise party planning meeting last night? Yeah, he was ooh! You really are good.
So, please do not tell me that it is roller-skating.
Because when Rocky falls, it's like watching a baby deer stand up for the first time.
What is wrong with you, CeCe? Oh, I have really bad study habits, and combination skin.
So, it's like oily in some places and dry in others.
I meant, Rocky is trying to do a nice thing for you.
Why won't you just let her surprise you? Oh, I don't know.
I can't help myself.
Whenever there's something I'm not supposed to know, I have to know it! Like when I read a mystery, I always read the last page first.
Or if I see, "spoiler alert, do not click.
" I have to click! I've got news for you, combination skin is not your biggest problem.
Now, knock it off, and just go with the flow! Dina, I know I should try, but Go with the flow.
Yeah, Dina, I know but - The flow! - Go with it! I knew you were gonna say that.
See? I can't be surprised.
Flynn, I've been looking all over for you.
Well, I'm nine, so there's not that many places I could be.
If I were you, I would've started here.
Well, thanks to your stupid riddle, I've been hiccuping non-stop.
I can't sleep, I can't eat, and I can't even sound mad because I can't stop hiccuping! Apparently you can't stop whining either.
This is all your fault! Now fix it.
Okay, take it easy.
I know a sure-fire way to stop the hiccups.
Can you do a handstand? Against the wall? Yeah, I guess so.
Great.
Now, put one finger in your ear.
Okay.
Now what? Now you have to sing old MacDonald.
Oh, come on! This is ridiculous.
Do you want to cure them or not? Fine.
Old MacDonald had a farm.
E-I-E-I-O.
Keep going.
And on that farm he had a Sucker! I knew this was a trick.
That was a great show.
Hey, I'll catch up with you later, I gotta go to the library.
Interesting, I usually run from the library.
But, okay.
And if you need me to meet you somewhere later, just let me know! In the meantime, I'll just be Going with the flow.
All right.
See you later.
Or not.
But probably.
CeCe.
Do you have any plans for today? You're asking if I have plans? Why no, Gunther.
I do not have any plans.
And I'd be happy to go anywhere you suggest.
You know me, I'm CeCe "Go With The Flow" Jones! That's perfect.
Because Marvin, who delivered mail in my neighborhood for many years has passed on to the great goat farm in the sky, and Tinka's out of town and, everyone I actually like is busy so, would you accompany me? A memorial service? How convenient.
Not for his family and friends who had to travel all the way from Tallahassee with no notice and on a blackout date.
Okay, we'll just stop by my place so I can change into my memorial outfit.
Terrific.
My phone! You broke my phone! I feel terrible.
Let me have it fixed for you.
Oh, okay.
So you'll just hold on to it, and I won't be able to make or receive any calls? Well, that works for me! Oh, and by the way, if you want to blindfold me for when we get to the funeral home, It's okay with me.
And everyone says I'm the weird one.
I'm so excited, Harrison.
I just hope that CeCe doesn't figure it out this year.
Well, as my favorite 17th century French author once said, "the only thing that should surprise us," "is that there are still some things that can surprise us.
" Francois De La Rochefoucauld.
- Can I tell you a secret? - Yeah.
I really love not being the smartest person in the room.
Rocky! You "like" like Harrison, don't you? No! Why? Does he "like" like me? I knew it! I'll set up a double date.
But just remember, they look exactly alike, so don't get him confused with my Deucie.
Ewe! Excuse me? What do you mean "ewe"? You think my Deuce is "ewe"? No! No, no, no, no, no.
I love Deuce, it's just It's just that he's so, you know Ewe? It's just that I wouldn't be interested in Deuce in a million years.
So you're saying he's not good enough for you? Yes.
Perfectly put.
Not what I meant, though.
You know what? I am going to go make sure the cheesy bread is, uh Cheesy.
Open up! Here comes the no hiccup express! There's no way I'm eating hot-sauce.
I'm not falling for it, little dude.
Would I play games with you? I mean, again? Come on, I feel bad.
It's my fault you have the hiccups.
And eating something really spicy is supposed to really work.
Just try it.
Please? Absolutely not, look mess with me once, shame on Mess with me twice, shame on Well, when you put it like that, it all makes sense.
It's time! Places everyone! Everybody hide! If you don't know where you're supposed to be, check the chart! Check the chart! Surprise! Where's CeCe? I have no idea.
I looked everywhere but I can't find her.
Well, this wouldn't have happened if you just threw me the party.
I'm right here.
How could you lose her? It was all in the instructions! They blew up in my face! Hey, I'm sorry, I don't know where she is.
I tried calling, but she won't pick up her phone.
Now what are we going to do? Okay, relax, I'll figure it out, all right.
This is just a little hiccup in my plan! Don't just sit there and mock me! All right? Make yourself useful.
Go to CeCe's apartment and look for her.
"Where there is no struggle" " there is no strength.
" Oprah Winfrey.
"Those who quote others make me wanna barf.
" Dina Garcia.
Okay, so, CeCe, we're running a little late.
CeCe, come on, get in here.
Oh, be right there! I'm just putting on a little lip gloss and zhuzhing my hair.
I want to knock 'em dead.
I think it's a little late for that.
I'm here! Okay Wow, I gotta say, this really does look like a funeral home.
Wow.
I was so not expecting all of this.
Well, Marvin deserves it.
He was quite the mail carrier.
Nothing could stop him from delivering the mail.
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor a vicious attack, by Mrs.
Hamby's wiener dog, Porkie.
Hey, so, I noticed that big black station wagon limo outside.
Do we all get to ride in that later? Well, yes Eventually.
All right, well, let's get this party started! Now, before I open these doors, how do I look? Slightly insane.
I'm here And I'm So sorry for your loss.
Hey, that looks like the guy in the Oh.
I really thought I had her.
Rocky, stop beating yourself up.
Sometimes we make our best efforts, but life gets in the way.
It's how we deal with these things that make us better people.
Thanks, Harrison.
You really have a way of making me feel better.
I just wish you weren't going back to Boston so soon.
Well, well, well Wasn't that sweet? - Dina, you're still here? - Oh, I never left.
And you know who else never left? My boyfriend, who apparently is not as "ewe" as you thought.
Surprise? Deuce! Ewe! Hah! Save your "ewes" for the news! Just admit it, you do think Deuce is attractive! He just needed to spend five minutes memorizing a cheesy greeting card and you were all over him! You kissed my boyfriend.
You kissed my boyfriend.
Hey! You kissed my boyfriend? What is wrong with you, Deuce? Why did you let her kiss you? What? But you you What a beautiful ceremony.
Even Porkie, that vicious dog, stopped growling for a moment, as if to say, "farewell, Marvin, and I'm sorry I once ate one of your toes.
" All right, where are we going now? I'm guessing they've had time to set everything up.
What are you talking about? Oh, drop the act, Gunther.
I know all about my party.
I'm CeCe "Unsurprisable" Jones! I thought you were CeCe "Go With The Flow" Jones.
Hey, wait a minute.
You're having a party and I was not invited? What a lousy day! I have lost my mail carrier and my friends.
I guess your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.
Or perhaps my mailman died? Wait.
So this isn't just a big stall? We're really at a memorial service? Yes.
And my phone is really broken? Yes.
My phone, my phone! Oh! It's okay, dear.
Marvin's in a better place now.
I gotta go.
I gotta go find my party! So, I guess you'll text me my invitation? No, Porkie, no! No! Hey, guys, I'm sorry I'm late! I looked everywhere.
I went to my apartment, you weren't there and you weren't at the studio And you aren't here.
Wow, and I thought Marvin's party was depressing.
Hey, Rocky.
I'm so sorry.
I mean, it was so sweet of you to throw me a party, and I ruined it.
I tried so hard to go with the flow that I ended up going with the wrong flow.
Oh, and by the way, if Gunther asks, his invitation got lost in the mail.
It's okay, CeCe.
It's not your fault.
I don't know why I insist on throwing you this surprise party every year.
You just can't be surprised.
And I'm just gonna have to accept that.
Just like I'll have to accept the fact that I kissed Deuce tonight.
You kissed Deuce? Wow, I really am late to the party.
"Dear CeCe.
Hope you had a fun time at your party.
" "Working late.
Love you, mom.
" I wish I could do this whole day over again.
Surprise! Ye! but but but How because you were just Yay! Yup.
You didn't think I could do it.
But I did.
You didn't make it easy, but I got you.
I got you good! That's right.
Surprise, I'm awesome.
I cannot believe it! Everybody's here! Even you, Gunther.
Yes.
I don't know what is more pathetic.
The fact that I was invited That I actually showed up.
How did you get here so fast? I was chased.
By the way, CeCe, there is a very small, very violent dog named Porkie locked in your bedroom.
Happy Birthday! Oh, thanks, Dina.
Thanks, Deuce.
And thanks, Deuce.
And most of all, thank you, Rocky.
Hey, Ty, we should get some pictures.
Would you getting CeCe's camera? - It's in her bedroom.
- Oh, sure thing, little man.
Hey! Hey, my hiccups went away.
Ha-ha! I told you I could get rid of them.
I am the hiccup curing God! Oh, no.
Thank you again, Rocky.
You really surprised me.
It was amazing.
You're welcome.
And I cannot wait to see how you pull it off next year.
Oh, no, no, no, I'm done throwing you surprise parties.
Sure you are.
Hey, Deucie.
I just wanted to let you know, I forgive you for kissing Rocky.
You made me kiss her! It was your idea! Okay.
Let's make up.
Okay.
- I'm sorry.
- Me too, baby.
Surprise! A-ha! What? That's not Deuce.
It's Harrison! I set you up, just like you set me up! That's right.
You kissed the guy I like! You kissed the guy I like! Thanks for helping me get even with her, Harrison.
That's Deuce! Harrison left this morning.
Sorry, Rocky.
Ha, ha, ha! You kissed my boyfriend again! You kissed my boyfriend again! Wait a minute.
You kissed my boyfriend Again! What is wrong with me!?