Bunnicula (2016) s02e28 Episode Script
Bunn Vs.
1
[theme music playing]
Aah. [gulps]
[growling]
[laughing]
[bat hissing]
[squeaking]
[Chester] Hey, buddy! Use the buzzer.
Hmm
-[buzzer buzzing]
-[snarls]
[buzzing]
[Chester] You can let go
of the buzzer now!
[buzzing stops]
Hello?
I am Count Orlock,
and I have returned for that
which is mine.
You will invite me inside.
-Are you a resident?
-No.
-Are you interested in renting?
-No.
Then sorry, I can't let you in.
[snarls]
I built this place.
I am Count Orlock.
[cackling]
Oh, that's cool.
These apartments were built,
like, a long time ago. [chuckles]
Anyway, bye.
Hello? Hello?
[thunder crashing]
[gasps]
I am Count Orlock.
[laughing]
Yikes.
I can't stand vampires.
[Harold clears throat]
Oh. Except you, Bunnic. You 're cool.
There he is.
Bunnicula. My familiar.
[speaks indistinctly]
Open this window and invite me in.
Mm-mm-mm.
Well, I'm not leaving without you.
Come to me, Bunnicula.
[chuckles]
Hey, Bunnic, your eyes
are doing that toilet-bowl thing again.
Yes, Bunnicula.
Come to me.
Whoa, whoa. Bunnicula,
I don't think that's a good idea.
-Yeah, whoa, snap out of it, buddy.
-Whoo. Huh?
You will join me, Bunnicula,
and together we will rule the world
as master and bunny.
Wait, rule the world?
You mean like the president
of the whole world?
Uh-- Well, no, not exactly
the president of the world,
more like, um
Oh, boy. Bunnic, if you become
vice president of the world,
-do you think you could run Australia?
-[speaks indistinctly]
Hey, if Bunnicula helps you
rule the world,
can he be in charge of Australia?
Well-- Uh
All right, all right.
Nobody's running Australia.
If you don't invite me in, I will
[thunder crashing]
not like it very much.
Oh, yeah. Vampires can't get
into places unless they're invited.
Yes.
And that mean old Aunt Marie
uninvited me from my own home.
Well, that's a downer.
-Catch you later.
-What?
No. No, no, wait.
Look, he can't get in
unless we invite him in.
[chuckles] This is too easy.
None of us are that dumb.
And I just don't know where she is.
Well, your cat could be in here.
Just come on-- [grunts]
Harold, that is Count Orlock,
not an old woman.
What? No!
Wait, wait.
Oh.
She is good.
[scatting]
Huh?
Hmm?
[gasps] Oh, boy! Fancy letters.
I never read fancy letters before.
Okay.
"Road
the ee, is,
ow, la--"
"Aa, eye
Coun-tay
tay Or--" Oh.
Oh! [chuckles] "Orlock." I got it.
Okay.
"Plea-ah-say co-may ein Count Orlock."
[grunting]
Hey, where you going? Come back.
But you forgot your sign.
All we have to do is not invite him in.
How hard is that?
Honestly, I'm struggling a bit.
Just don't invite anybody
into the house for the rest of the night.
-Can you handle that?
-I'm not sure.
Well, just don't invite anyone inside.
Got it?
Yeah okay, Momsy.
I'll talk to you later, bye.
Sorry, Chester.
I was having a little conversation
with Mother on the squeaky phone there.
-[squeaks]
-What were you saying now?
[groaning]
I was saying--
Aah.
[munches, then yelps]
[both gasp]
Come to me, Bunnicula.
-Bunnicula! Let go of the carrot!
-[both grunting]
Hang on a sec, guys.
You are mine.
Uh-oh.
You guys are weak and predictable.
Harold, no inviting anyone in.
Bunnicula, no draining
suspicious vegetables.
[speaks indistinctly]
Yeah, what if Count Hogslop
tricks you, Chester?
I am a rock.
Orlock has no way to get to me.
[humming]
Times like these,
I am glad I have a subscription
to Supernatural Prime.
Yes.
[laughing]
-[courier screeches]
-Oh.
You're still here?
Oh. Right. Tip.
Why am I paying you twice?
I don't understand. Here you go.
Now
[cackles]
[doorbell rings]
Bunnicula! Harold! Just don't do anything.
What? A package for me, from Santa?
This is so unexpected.
Christmas is two months away.
[chuckles] have been a pretty good boy
this year. Help me get it upstairs.
[all grunting]
[laughing]
Look out!
[groaning]
It's too heavy to get upstairs.
Why don't you just open it down here?
Yeah, but what if Santa finds out
I opened it before Christmas?
[speaks indistinctly]
Bunnicula thinks we should shake it up
so we could guess what's inside.
Good thinking, Bunnicula. Let's do it.
What?
[groaning]
I think it's socks.
[speaks indistinctly]
You know what, guys?
I'm thinking I should wait till Christmas.
And I say you should open it now.
[Orlock] And I say
you should open it now too.
[sputtering]
[groans]
This isn't over.
[Mina's dad]
What are the chances of an Orlock
wanting to rent a room
at the Orlock Apartments?
Please come inside.
I'll go get the rental papers
from the bathtub.
[thunder crashes]
[distorted indistinctly]
[distorted] Oh, no.
[distorted] Talking slow.
Bunnicula.
At last.
[speaks indistinctly]
Now that I have you at my side, Bunnicula,
together we will rule the world!
[cackling]
[Harold] Excuse me.
Whilst ruling the world
in your self-appointed position,
will you be establishing
some form of government
in which Bunnicula will hold
some type of cabinet position?
Uh-- Hmm.
Will you be using
a capitalistic form of democracy
or maybe more of a socialized form
of communism?
There will be no socializing.
It will only be my rule.
Fair enough. You thinking maybe
sort of a Marxist autocracy?
-Fear will keep them in line, yes. Mm-hm.
-Fascism, got it, okay.
How will you cover healthcare?
Will you be subsidizing farming?
Where are you at with charter school?
Import tariffs? Free marketplace?
Regulation? Education? Infrastructure?
Aah! Forget it.
I don't know, Bunnicula.
This ruling-the-world stuff
is for the birds.
[sputters, then speaks indistinctly]
Well, now that all that stuff
is out of the way,
you wanna hang out here with us?
Mm
I don't know.
Aw. Don't be silly. Come on.
-I'm kind of busy.
-Oh, yeah, with what?
-Uh-- Look, squirrel!
-What? Where?
[closing theme playing]
[theme music playing]
Aah. [gulps]
[growling]
[laughing]
[bat hissing]
[squeaking]
[Chester] Hey, buddy! Use the buzzer.
Hmm
-[buzzer buzzing]
-[snarls]
[buzzing]
[Chester] You can let go
of the buzzer now!
[buzzing stops]
Hello?
I am Count Orlock,
and I have returned for that
which is mine.
You will invite me inside.
-Are you a resident?
-No.
-Are you interested in renting?
-No.
Then sorry, I can't let you in.
[snarls]
I built this place.
I am Count Orlock.
[cackling]
Oh, that's cool.
These apartments were built,
like, a long time ago. [chuckles]
Anyway, bye.
Hello? Hello?
[thunder crashing]
[gasps]
I am Count Orlock.
[laughing]
Yikes.
I can't stand vampires.
[Harold clears throat]
Oh. Except you, Bunnic. You 're cool.
There he is.
Bunnicula. My familiar.
[speaks indistinctly]
Open this window and invite me in.
Mm-mm-mm.
Well, I'm not leaving without you.
Come to me, Bunnicula.
[chuckles]
Hey, Bunnic, your eyes
are doing that toilet-bowl thing again.
Yes, Bunnicula.
Come to me.
Whoa, whoa. Bunnicula,
I don't think that's a good idea.
-Yeah, whoa, snap out of it, buddy.
-Whoo. Huh?
You will join me, Bunnicula,
and together we will rule the world
as master and bunny.
Wait, rule the world?
You mean like the president
of the whole world?
Uh-- Well, no, not exactly
the president of the world,
more like, um
Oh, boy. Bunnic, if you become
vice president of the world,
-do you think you could run Australia?
-[speaks indistinctly]
Hey, if Bunnicula helps you
rule the world,
can he be in charge of Australia?
Well-- Uh
All right, all right.
Nobody's running Australia.
If you don't invite me in, I will
[thunder crashing]
not like it very much.
Oh, yeah. Vampires can't get
into places unless they're invited.
Yes.
And that mean old Aunt Marie
uninvited me from my own home.
Well, that's a downer.
-Catch you later.
-What?
No. No, no, wait.
Look, he can't get in
unless we invite him in.
[chuckles] This is too easy.
None of us are that dumb.
And I just don't know where she is.
Well, your cat could be in here.
Just come on-- [grunts]
Harold, that is Count Orlock,
not an old woman.
What? No!
Wait, wait.
Oh.
She is good.
[scatting]
Huh?
Hmm?
[gasps] Oh, boy! Fancy letters.
I never read fancy letters before.
Okay.
"Road
the ee, is,
ow, la--"
"Aa, eye
Coun-tay
tay Or--" Oh.
Oh! [chuckles] "Orlock." I got it.
Okay.
"Plea-ah-say co-may ein Count Orlock."
[grunting]
Hey, where you going? Come back.
But you forgot your sign.
All we have to do is not invite him in.
How hard is that?
Honestly, I'm struggling a bit.
Just don't invite anybody
into the house for the rest of the night.
-Can you handle that?
-I'm not sure.
Well, just don't invite anyone inside.
Got it?
Yeah okay, Momsy.
I'll talk to you later, bye.
Sorry, Chester.
I was having a little conversation
with Mother on the squeaky phone there.
-[squeaks]
-What were you saying now?
[groaning]
I was saying--
Aah.
[munches, then yelps]
[both gasp]
Come to me, Bunnicula.
-Bunnicula! Let go of the carrot!
-[both grunting]
Hang on a sec, guys.
You are mine.
Uh-oh.
You guys are weak and predictable.
Harold, no inviting anyone in.
Bunnicula, no draining
suspicious vegetables.
[speaks indistinctly]
Yeah, what if Count Hogslop
tricks you, Chester?
I am a rock.
Orlock has no way to get to me.
[humming]
Times like these,
I am glad I have a subscription
to Supernatural Prime.
Yes.
[laughing]
-[courier screeches]
-Oh.
You're still here?
Oh. Right. Tip.
Why am I paying you twice?
I don't understand. Here you go.
Now
[cackles]
[doorbell rings]
Bunnicula! Harold! Just don't do anything.
What? A package for me, from Santa?
This is so unexpected.
Christmas is two months away.
[chuckles] have been a pretty good boy
this year. Help me get it upstairs.
[all grunting]
[laughing]
Look out!
[groaning]
It's too heavy to get upstairs.
Why don't you just open it down here?
Yeah, but what if Santa finds out
I opened it before Christmas?
[speaks indistinctly]
Bunnicula thinks we should shake it up
so we could guess what's inside.
Good thinking, Bunnicula. Let's do it.
What?
[groaning]
I think it's socks.
[speaks indistinctly]
You know what, guys?
I'm thinking I should wait till Christmas.
And I say you should open it now.
[Orlock] And I say
you should open it now too.
[sputtering]
[groans]
This isn't over.
[Mina's dad]
What are the chances of an Orlock
wanting to rent a room
at the Orlock Apartments?
Please come inside.
I'll go get the rental papers
from the bathtub.
[thunder crashes]
[distorted indistinctly]
[distorted] Oh, no.
[distorted] Talking slow.
Bunnicula.
At last.
[speaks indistinctly]
Now that I have you at my side, Bunnicula,
together we will rule the world!
[cackling]
[Harold] Excuse me.
Whilst ruling the world
in your self-appointed position,
will you be establishing
some form of government
in which Bunnicula will hold
some type of cabinet position?
Uh-- Hmm.
Will you be using
a capitalistic form of democracy
or maybe more of a socialized form
of communism?
There will be no socializing.
It will only be my rule.
Fair enough. You thinking maybe
sort of a Marxist autocracy?
-Fear will keep them in line, yes. Mm-hm.
-Fascism, got it, okay.
How will you cover healthcare?
Will you be subsidizing farming?
Where are you at with charter school?
Import tariffs? Free marketplace?
Regulation? Education? Infrastructure?
Aah! Forget it.
I don't know, Bunnicula.
This ruling-the-world stuff
is for the birds.
[sputters, then speaks indistinctly]
Well, now that all that stuff
is out of the way,
you wanna hang out here with us?
Mm
I don't know.
Aw. Don't be silly. Come on.
-I'm kind of busy.
-Oh, yeah, with what?
-Uh-- Look, squirrel!
-What? Where?
[closing theme playing]