Clarence US (2014) s02e28 Episode Script

1 [Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Indistinct conversations.]
Clarence: Ugh.
This one isn't squishy.
- Order and all the - Aah! [Laughs.]
Hey, Sumo, what are you doing? Oh, making faces at people, but nobody cares.
[Gasps.]
Did you show them the tooth? You mean this tooth?! [Humming.]
Wow.
[Laughs.]
Oh, my gosh.
That's so gross.
[Both giggling.]
- Squishy.
- Yeah, squishy.
I can't believe my mom's making me take it out.
What a waste.
[Both laughing.]
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle! Both: Museum! Museum! Museum! Everything has its place, and it's all roped off.
The best part is that you can't touch anything.
- And it's all so organized! - Organized! Wait a minute.
They don't let you touch nothing? That's right.
Museums are for observation, categorization, and documentation.
Aw, man.
Whoa! All right, class.
We're here.
All: Whoa.
[All chattering and giggling.]
[All groan quietly.]
Both: Museum! Museum! - Oh.
- Museum! - Museum.
- Museum? Museum.
- Museum.
- Museum.
Whoa! Oh! My! Gosh! - [Laughs.]
Oh, my! - Oh, hello! - What a pleasant surprise! - I missed you.
Class, you remember our substitute teacher, Ms.
Julip? [Chuckles.]
I'm gonna be your tour guide today.
And I really missed you, all of you.
I remember each one.
Did you miss me? [All mumbling.]
- Is that your aunt? - You know, it's okay.
I'm used to it.
Yeah, I'm used to it.
Uh, follow me this way.
We're going to explore, um, the wonders of grass.
Sumo, isn't it magical? My uncle makes T.
Rexes out of old car parts, and they're way bigger! [Growling.]
But that's what makes it so much cooler.
He's probably like in fourth grade! [Gasps.]
"Dinosaur fourth grade.
" [Music.]
[Laughs.]
Hey, there! I'm Preston the Dinosaur! And I'm in the fourth grade at dinosaur school, where we do dinosaur things! [Laughs.]
[Growls.]
Aah! [Roars.]
Just kidding.
I know that guy, and we're cool.
He was just like us in every way.
Sumo, look! He really was just like us! I have to poke it.
- I have to poke it.
- I don't know, man.
That sign says you got to stay behind the rope.
Oh, yeah, but I'm pretty sure that just means your feet.
- Yeah, that makes sense.
- Okay, here we go.
[Mumbling.]
Give it a little tap-tappity-tap.
- There we go.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah! Huh! See? No harm done.
Wow! [Clatters.]
Huh? [Both giggling.]
[Roaring.]
Oh, no! Sumo, no! [Growling.]
Aah! Oh, gosh! [Giggling.]
Giddyup! Giddyup! Giddyup! [Giggling.]
Ow.
[Laughs.]
Ow.
[Laughs.]
Go ahead and enjoy the just gorgeous grasses of Aberdale.
They're all, um, sustainable.
Okay, be as thorough as possible.
Don't leave anything out.
Are you sure you don't want to try? Oh, no.
I don't come to museums to touch things.
- [Chuckles.]
Just describe it to me.
- Okay.
- Ooh! I-It tickles.
- What else? Uh, let's see.
It feels Pokey.
[Giggles.]
So pokey! [Chuckles.]
Jeff.
- Pokey, pokey.
- Clarence, can you stop poking me with that t-t-too too t-t-t-t-too [Gasps.]
Tooth!?! Clarence, where did you get that tooth? It fell off the T.
Rex in the lobby.
You desecrated an ancient artifact?! If anyone finds out, you're going straight to prison, Clarence! - Prison! - Prison? Sheesh! Okay! So, we go put it back.
I'll give you my walkie, and you can also borrow my shirt, 'cause I have got a break coming up.
I think I have a plan.
[Whispering.]
Follow my lead.
[Music.]
[Humming.]
[Grunting.]
[Gasps.]
Laser beams, Sumo! Pshew! Invisible.
[Grunts.]
Ow.
[Humming.]
Somersault! [Grunts.]
[Laughs.]
- Aah! - Oh, no! We've been spotted.
Sneak away, Agent Sumo.
[Both imitating sirens.]
Ah, I wish we had more time, because [Both imitating sirens.]
Okay, that's a risk.
Please don't.
I'm asking you.
Okay, well, they're not listening.
Agent Sumo, return the tooth to its rightful place.
- Yes, Agent Clarence! - [Tooth clunks.]
Hey! - You took a tooth! - Aah! - Whoa! - And that's wrong.
Stealing is wrong.
[All speaking indistinctly.]
- What's going on here? - Um, uh [Sighs.]
All right, come with me.
What time is it? Oh, geez.
Okay.
Uh, we need to take care of this right away.
Just a 9-57, a velvet rope, uh, falling, but it's all right.
I'll pick it up, and then, uh, we'll just get back to business.
Straight to prison.
[Clang!.]
Ooh! It's, um it's a bit rough.
Uh, little spongy, as well.
Ooh, that fuzzy part is neat.
Jeff: Hey, Clarence! You want to touch the tree bark, too? Um I guess so.
I'll give it a little poke.
Preston: Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[Growls.]
Typical Clarence, always touching things he shouldn't be.
What else will you poke to death, hmm? Uh, but you're already dead.
Well, you know who'snotdead, Clarence? Sumo! He's just in dinosaur jail.
No! Sumo's okay! He always gets in trouble, and If you say so, Clarence.
If you say so.
[Groaning.]
Okay, this is some of the natural tree sap you can find right here in Aberdale.
Let's give it a try, shall we? [Laughs.]
We're having fun.
Oh, my.
Well, it's it's actually not bad.
Mm, you could get use to it.
It's an acquired sort of thing.
It tastes bad! [All chattering.]
Clarence, try some sap.
[Mumbling indistinctly.]
Uh Well, I'll just, uh, leave this here, in case you change your mind.
[Groans.]
Huh.
Horseshoes and hand grenades.
[Music.]
[Indistinct conversations.]
[Clang!.]
[Indistinct conversations continue.]
Huh! [Thump.]
Hmm? Class, today is Percy's birthday.
And he was kind enough to bring everyone these! Uh, what what are these again? Oh, oh, oh, they're candy cookies.
My mom said I could put whatever I wanted in them for my birthday, so I put all my leftover Halloween candy inside.
The best ones have peanut butter cups, but the worst ones have c-cinnamon jawbreakers, 'cause of they hurt my mouthy-poo.
[High-pitched crying.]
Well, they are just lovely.
Mmm! Mm, mm, mmm.
[Continues crying.]
Everyone, please take one and pass it down! [All chattering excitedly.]
[Sighs.]
Um, okay.
Uh, Clarence? Is everything okay? Uh-huh.
Ooh! Scary! [Harmonica playing.]
Life sure is tough here in dinosaur jail.
[Crying.]
Hey, Clarence.
D-Do you want to play? W-We could pretend we're professional chefs having a bake-off.
See? Look.
I'm beating some egg whites for a meringue.
Hope I don't overdo it! Ooh! [Chuckles.]
Or maybe we could play something you like, like tag! Tag? You don't want these hands tagging you.
They're too dangerous.
They cause nothing but pain and suffering and dinosaur ghosts! Wait.
Is this about the dinosaur tooth, and Sumo? I'm sure he's fine.
[Crying.]
Fine? You call being in dinosaur jail and playing sad harmonica songs fine?! I'm sure he's not actually in jail.
Then where is he, Jeff, huh? Where'd he go, then? [Sobbing.]
[Grunts.]
[Doorbell rings.]
I'm so sorry I got Sumo sent to jail! He didn't even want to touch the tooth.
It was my idea.
And I took the tooth, and I played with it, too.
And he shouldn't have gotten in trouble.
We both should have, or e-even just me.
And I'm I'm sorry! Can I use your telephone to call the police? - Oh, hey, Clarence.
- Sumo! H-How did you - Aah! - I thought you were in jail! Jail? Oh, no.
I didn't go to no jail.
I had to leave the museum early to go to the dentist and get my tooth pulled out.
The dentist said I couldn't come to school today, 'cause the medicine he gave me makes me feel tired.
Feels kind of weird.
Well, I'm sorry I didn't say anything - when you got busted with the tooth.
- That's okay.
Hey, want to see my tooth? I kept it! Not that tooth.
Ah.
Whoa! [Chuckles.]
Oh, wait.
May I please touch your tooth, Sumo? - Yeah, I want you to have it! - Whoa! Really?! [Both giggling.]
Aww.
Looks like my job here is done.
[Pop!.]
Oh! My M-My tooth!! [Laughing.]