The Proud Family (2001) s02e28 Episode Script

It's big Oscar's turn now.
(babies cooing)
And you know this!
-Yeah!
-Oscar, we better get going.
The bowling tournament
starts in 15 minutes.
Bye, Mama!
Bye, Daddy!
Hold on, young lady.
Where do you think you're going?
Daddy, I'm going to be late
for Dante's pool party.
Penny, we're going
bowling today.
We need you to
baby-sit the twins.
Again?! That's two
weekends in a row!
Why can't Suga Mama stay
home and watch them?
Because the only kid
I'm watching is mine
and I'm taking him
bowling with me.
Come on, son.
Mommy, will you take me out
for ice cream after bowling?
No! Now stop acting like a baby
and carry my bowling ball.
(screams)
Ow!
This is so unfair. Why do I always have
to change my plans?
Well, when your plans include
paying some bills around here,
you can do
whatever you want.
Well, then, you should
be staying home, too.
Forget you, Mama!
Look, Penny, your father and I
don't ask you to do much around here.
The least you can do
is the little we do ask.
Bye, babies.
(Suga Mama)
Bye, baby.
Take care of everything, OK?
Suga Mama love you.
-(chuckles)
-Bye, my two little sugar
(muttering)
Ooh, I can't stand them!
What did you say?!
I can't stand Mama
and Suga Mama.
OK. As long as we're cool.
-(grunts in frustration)
-(babies giggling)
-The Proud Family ♪
-What? ♪
You and me will
always be tight ♪
Family, every single
day and night ♪
Even when you start
acting like a fool ♪
You know I'm loving
every single thing you do ♪
I know that I can
always be myself ♪
I love you more
than anybody else ♪
And every day as I'm
heading off to school ♪
You know there's no one
I love as much as you ♪
Family, a family ♪
Proud Family ♪
-They'll make you scream ♪
- (doorbell rings)
They make you want to sing ♪
It's a family thing,
a family ♪
Proud, Proud Family ♪
Proud Family ♪
They'll push your buttons ♪
And make you want
to hug them ♪
Family, a family,
Proud, Proud Family. ♪
(Oscar)
Yeowch!
-(TV channel changing)
-(siren wailing)
(audience groans)
My Momma and me ♪
-(channel changing)
-(Dijonay) Penny! Come on, girl.
We're going to be
late for the part-ay!
I can't believe I'm missing
the biggest party of the year.
Shoot, I can't wait
till y'all grow up.
-(Dijonay) Penny!
-(Zoey) Penny!
(LaCienega) Penny, hey, girl!
(babies jabbering, giggling)
(eerie music playing)
Whee!
(giggling)
Hey!
Hey, Penny, let's go.
-I can't go.
-Why not?
-I have to baby-sit the twins.
-(All) Again?
Dang, girl. Your name should be
changed from Penny to P-nanny.
(laughing)
More like P-thetic.
(laughing)
No, it's P-lease
leave me alone.
Well, we're going
to the P-arty.
P-eace.
(all laughing)
(dog barking in distance)
(news theme music playing)
(Man on TV)
Hey, Proud!
(gasps)
Hi, Penny.
Roker, where did you come from?
My Doppler radar told me you
were in the midst of a storm.
Well, my Gobbler radar says you
should've put down that
last hot dog. Now, get out!
Oh, Penny, that's funny.
(laughing)
Not. Hey, listen,
can't we let
bygones be bygones?
I know I messed up
the last time,
but the powers that be
said I've got to
make it up to you.
So just tell me
how I can help you.
Help me help you.
You can help me by leaving.
-Right now.
-Oh, come on, Penny.
There's got to be
something you need.
-(drumroll)
-Like a brand-new sweater.
Show her what it
looks like, Jay.
-Not from you.
-Come on. Come on, come on, come on.
You can have
anything you want.
Just make a wish.
I wish you would go away.
Oh, Penny, that hurt.
-(rap beat playing)
-It's me, your pal, Al.
What you want, gal?
-(beat boxing)
-Hey, girl!
-Hey!
-You don't like rap?
How about smooth jazz?
Don't, don't you want to
hang out with your friends? ♪
(Dijonay)
Hey!
(upbeat music playing softly)
(kids laughing)
You ladies ready
to get on the dance floor?
I know I am.
Do you know
how to lambada?
-Party! Party!
-Party! Party!
(Penny)
Oh, there's Dante!
Ooh, he is so cute.
I can't believe I'm not there.
Man, I wish you
guys were old enough
to take care
of yourselves.
(Penny gasping)
Consider it done.
Consider what done?
What are you talking about?
Now we're even, Proud.
Even?
What did you do?
Toodles.
(laughing)
Roker, get back here!
(gasps)
(Roker laughing)
(Penny)
Roker!
(groans)
What did he mean,
"consider it done"?
Hey, Penny.
(karate yells)
-Look at us.
-What's up, Penny?
Who are you and what did you do
with my brother and sister?
We're BeBe and CeCe.
Remember, big sis, you wished we were
old enough to take care of ourselves.
Man, I wish you guys were old enough
to take care of yourselves.
Oh, no!
Roker, what have you done?!
You better change them back!
Oh, what am I going to do?
Mom and Daddy going to ground me
for life or-or longer.
(crying)
I don't know about you,
but we trying to go
to that party. Huh.
I can't take you
to the party.
You're too
Uh
Hmm.
Maybe I can take you
to the party.
(chuckles)
Hey, let's roll.
Thanks, Roker.
(laughter and talking)
Hey, y'all, check out
the cutie with Penny.
Yo, Penny, who are
your new friends?
They're not my friends.
That's my brother and sister.
No, seriously, who are they?
I'm serious, it's BeBe and CeCe.
That joker, Al Roker,
tricked me into wishing
they were our age.
Now let me get this straight.
That fine hunk of a man
over there is BeBe?
And that fine honey
over there is CeCe.
You should have made a wish
for yourself, Proud.
What's that supposed to mean?
Well, while you ponder that,
I'll be giving BeBe my phone number.
(laughing)
After me, girlfriend.
(laughing)
-I can't believe them.
-Why not?
BeBe and CeCe are
hot and you're not.
See ya!
Don't you hate when
the cool kids ignore you?
You mean like this?
I'm used to it.
-Penny, I was wondering
-No!
-But you didn't give me a chance to
-No!
-There's a great butterfly exhibit
-No!
-But
-Okay, okay what?
I was just wondering if you wanted to see
the butterfly exhibit with me.
Would you like to see the exhibit
at the end of my wrist?
Don't have to get violent sheesh!
Hey, Penny.
What?!
Can't swim!
Oh, hey, Dante.
(chuckles)
Great pool party, Dante.
He didn't splash you, did he?
I'm cool.
I'm glad you came, Penny.
Really?
Yeah. I was wondering if a brother
could get your home digits?
Sure, you're right.
(giggles)
You sure can. Here you go.
You think your parents
would mind if I called?
Ring-a-ling.
As long as you call
before nine o'clock.
Sure, you're right.
(CeCe laughs)
-Tell CeCe I'll be calling her tonight.
-Huh?
(Dante) Whatever, whatever,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
(screaming)
(laughter)
I am a kingpin. When it comes
to bowling, I'm the man.
Whoo-hoo-hoo.
Penny, where have you been?
And where are the twins?
They're outside,
signing autographs.
They're doing what?
Hey, ma, hey, dad!
Hey, ma, hey, dad!
Guess who.
Penny, this isn't funny.
Now, who are they?
It's BeBe and CeCe.
-BeBe and CeCe?
-BeBe and CeCe?
OK, Penny.
The joke is over.
Now where are my babies?
That's them, Mama.
Al changed them.
-Al who?
-Al Roker.
Ooh, you mean that
dreamy weatherman?
Whatever.
He popped out of the TV and then
turned the twins into teenagers.
Okay, Penny, now,
enough is enough!
I want my babies now!
Trudy, may I speak to you
for a moment, please?
Obviously, Penny is no longer here
with us. I say we call the men in white
and take Penny
and Double Jenny off our hands.
Ow! Hey! I'm just trying to
Come on, guys, I'm not crazy.
I'm telling you the truth.
That's BeBe and that's CeCe
and I can prove it.
BeBe and CeCe,
show them your birthmarks.
(Both)
Okay.
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my gosh!
-(fainting)
-What the?!
Oh, look at my babies.
Oscar, maybe we should
walk them to school.
You know, you're right.
You guys never offer to walk me
to school.
Well, Penny, it's their first day.
But Mom, come on, we're 14.
Come on, Ma,
you know we can crawl
walk ourselves to school.
But you've only been
14 a couple of days.
Relax. They'll be fine.
OK, it's time for your allowance.
No kids of mine
will walk around here
with empty pockets.
Huh! Since when?
Don't start with me, old woman.
-Now, here you go.
-$20 for you
(chuckles)
$20 for you.
And five for you.
Daddy, that's not funny.
Yes, it is, because
that's all you're getting.
I gave you an allowance last week.
That was $5. You gave them $20.
Back allowance.
I don't want any back talk.
-(whines)
-OK, Penny, now make sure
you take good care
of BeBe and CeCe.
This is all so new to them.
OK, Mama. All right, guys, let's go.
-(Kids) Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
-Keep it snappy, Pops.
-See you guys later.
-Love you.
(door closes)
Hey, guys, need a ride?
Ride on, ride on.
Yeah. You got a car seat?
Not you, baby girl. Walk on by.
-That's it, Sugar.
-(Penny coughs)
(BeBe and CeCe)
Bye, Penny. See you at school.
(school bell ringing)
-(moans)
-Penny, sweetie,
I think you should
let BeBe and CeCe
help you with your
homework tonight.
You know, help you
get up to speed.
-(laughter)
-(bell rings)
(screaming)
You know the drill.
Hands up, cash out.
Hold up. Not the cool Prouds.
Just the geeky Proud.
In case you wondering,
that's you, Penny.
(groans)
(bell rings)
Hi, guys.
Sorry, Penny, but, uh
that seat is taken.
But there are two empty seats.
You're right, Proud.
One for BeBe
and one for CeCe.
-Hey, Penny.
-(screams)
(crashing)
And none for thee be.
(laughter)
Hey, Penny, there's plenty of room
over there with Myron.
(laughing)
(whistle blows)
Where do you think
you're going?
I'm going to practice.
For what?
You've been replaced.
Replaced? By who?
Your brother. He can run and
catch just as good as you can.
Best of all, he's a boy.
Now, why don't you
be a good little girl
and help Michael prepare
the snacks for the team?
Hey, Penny.
Whatever, whatever,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
(growling)
CeCe, look what I!
Oh, Penny. It's you.
Where are BeBe and CeCe?
I don't know.
I don't baby-sit
anymore, remember?
Did I hear my boy come in?
No, Oscar, it's just Penny.
Penny who?
You know. Little big-head girl
that wears the red sweater
all the time.
Oh. Uh, hi, Penny.
Don't you have
some chores to do?
Out of my way
before you get grounded.
BeBe! My favorite son.
Are you ready for your driving lesson?
Driving lesson?
You said I couldn't drive
until I was 16!
This is different, Penny.
This boy's a boy. And I like him, too.
And I like you, too, Pops.
And I like you more.
Come on. After we drive around
the block a couple of times,
we'll go over to the car dealership
and pick you out a new car.
A new car?
-(Penny yells)
-Hey, Mom.
CeCe, come here.
I hope you like this new
midriff outfit I bought you.
You can show off that
cute little figure of yours.
A midriff? You never
let me wear a midriff.
Of course not, Penny.
You don't have the figure for one.
You're more of the plain type.
Come on, CeCe, let's go upstairs
and try on your new outfit
in your new room.
New room?
What new room?
Actually, it's your old room.
You'll be sharing it with CeCe now.
Since when do I have to share my room?
Since your brother changed from a boy
to a handsome young man. Umm.
Oh, Mom, thank you.
I've always wanted a canopy bed.
And a bottle of warm milk.
(laughing)
Isn't it beautiful?
I just had to buy it for you, baby.
You got the matching dresser, too.
Oh!
(Trudy)
Of course I did.
Nothing's too good for my baby.
Hold up. Where's my bed?
Oh, Penny, we had to take it down
to make room for CeCe's bed.
Your dad used the headboard
to make this cute footrest for CeCe.
But we bought you
a sleeping bag.
A sleeping bag?
Yeah. Your dad got it down
at the Army surplus store.
It's the same kind the troops used
in Desert Storm.
What's wrong with you, Penny?
I've never seen you
this down before.
Huh? You actually
noticed me?
Nobody else seems to be
paying me any attention.
I don't know what's happened to you
since BeBe and CeCe became teenagers.
I also don't know what's
happened to your daddy,
but don't you let it get you down.
My grandbaby doesn't
hold her head down.
Because the old Penny
wouldn't allow herself
to be mistreated
or ignored.
Suga Mama, there's
no more orange juice.
Sure there is, CeCe!
(gasps)
Here you go, CeCe.
You know you're Suga Mama's favorite
granddaughter, don't you?
Muah! Thank you, Suga Mama.
You're the best.
Now, where what
were we talking about?
What's your name, baby?
Never mind.
Mama. Daddy.
Hello.
Bye, Mom. Bye, Pop.
-Where you going?
-(Both) To the mall.
Hold it!
No kids of Oscar Proud's
can go to the mall
without money in their pocket.
Pop, you already gave us some.
Here's some more.
-Where's Penny?
-Right here, Mama.
Ever since Pebbles
and Bam-Bam grew up,
you act like I'm invisible.
(sobbing)
What's she whining about now?
Oscar, that's enough.
BeBe and CeCe, why don't you
take your sister with you?
Do we have to, Ma?
Yes, she's your sister.
But she's a square.
Nobody likes her.
And she doesn't
have any friends.
Yeah, she's just
like her daddy.
Suga Mama.
Well, she may not have friends,
but she has plenty of family
so I want you two
to take her with you.
Penny!
What? You need me to iron
BeBe and CeCe's clothes?
No, that can wait.
BeBe and CeCe want you
to go to the mall with them.
Well, I don't want
to go with them.
-That's cool with us. We outie.
-No.
Penny, go ahead
and have some fun.
Besides, I want some
alone time with your dad.
Aw, man, what'd I do now?
Go ahead, baby, and have
a good time for me?
OK, OK, let's go.
-Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
-Keep it snappy, Pops.
I don't get it.
How we going to be alone with the crypt
keeper still here? A-k-a you, Mama.
Oh, it don't matter, 'cause you gonna
be taking a long nap. Night-night.
(screams)
Trudy!
Come on, now. Come on.
(all talking at once)
Hey.
Hey, Penny.
We need you to wait here
till we come back.
And what am I supposed
to do here by myself?
Just sit here like
you were before.
And don't go home,
'cause Mom told us to watch you.
Watch me? I'm the oldest.
I changed the both of your diapers.
See, that's why nobody likes you.
BeBe, CeCe, come on.
Wait. Where you going?
Over to Wizard Kelly's go-kart track.
Why can't I go?
Okay, read my lips.
Nobody likes you.
-Hey, Myron.
-Hi, Penny.
What are you up to?
Uh, I'm going to the
observatory to see the comet.
It's really great.
It only comes around
every 100 years.
Mind if I go with you?
Oh. Ha ha. Now, you're feeling
the big Lewinsky.
(laughs, snorts)
Okay, uh, let me think.
Tick tick tick
(imitates buzzer)
No.
(snorts)
Come on, Cindy. Let's roll.
I hate when nerds
follow me around.
I'm getting dissed by nerds?!
That's it! I've had it! Roker!
Roker! Roker!
And so we're expecting
plenty of sunshine.
So now, for today's
weather, look for
Roker! Come out here
right now! Roker!
Hey, hey, Penny.
Please, keep it down.
I'm working here.
Besides, you're going
to get me in trouble.
Get you in trouble?
You have ruined my life.
What you talking about, Willis?
You have the most popular
brother and sister in town.
Besides, I thought you
didn't like baby-sitting.
Forget baby-sitting.
What about losing my room,
my family, my friends, my dignity?
I just got dissed by a nerd.
Well, perhaps, if you hadn't
resorted to name-calling
Roker!
OK, OK but keep it down.
If my boss thinks you're unhappy,
he'll take away my powers.
Oh, really?
I'm not happy! I'm not happy!
-I'm not happy!
Penny, please. You don't
want them to demote me.
Give a brother a break.
Then change those friend-snatchers
back to crumb-snatchers right now!
And, I don't want anyone
to remember what happened.
Shh! OK, OK, Penny,
-as long as it makes you happy.
-Do it!
Boy, you're snippy.
All right, it's done.
(kids laughing)
This is so much fun.
Vroom, vroom.
(laughing)
OK, OK, go faster.
Why you going so slow? Hurry up.
Oh, everybody passing us.
Oh, Sticky, you drive fast.
Oh, you fast,
furious and fine.
Dijonay!
Go faster!
(shrieking)
BeBe, watch out!
(shrieking)
Proud, what is your baby brother
doing here?!
I don't know. I guess
he's driving Miss Crazy.
Hey, Penny,
I think you lost something.
Mmm. Thanks, Dante.
I think she likes you.
Sure, you're right, but I think
I'll have to give her up.
Come on, y'all.
-Hey, Penny.
-Yeah?
You think I can get your digits?
Sho' you're right.
It's big Oscar's turn now.
I'm going to throw
my famous hesitation ball.
Mama! Daddy! I'm out.
Hold it. Where do you think
you're going, young lady?
-To the mall.
-Penny, I thought I told you
we needed you to baby-sit today.
-Yeah, this is our bowling day.
-Again?!
And now, let's check the weather.
The forecast for today is happiness,
and the popularity index
will be at an all-time high.
Uh, that's all right, I'm cool.
You guys go have a good time.
-Bye, baby girl, have a good day, now.
-Bye babies.
Thanks, Penny.
Oh, I love you guys
just the way you are.
You know, Penny, that's one of
my favorite Billy Joel songs.
Don't go
Put down the remote.
I can do Jay-Z.