The Real Ghostbusters (1986) s02e28 Episode Script
The Hole in the Wall Gang
1
Ghostbusters! ♪
If there's something strange ♪
In the neighborhood ♪
Who you gonna call? ♪
Ghostbusters! ♪
If there's something weird ♪
And it don't look good ♪
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters! ♪
So the man says to the kangaroo,
we shall hatch not sandwiches,
can't you read?
Oh, no. Not again.
And the kangaroo says,
if I could read,
I'd have asked for a menu.
Well, I've had enough.
This is a job for the
Ghostbusters.
You holler, we collar.
Uh-huh. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. We make house calls.
No problem.
That's right,
we handle all kinds of apparitions,
and manifestations.
Oh, yes. We do ghosts too.
They'll be right over.
Let's roll 'em!
All right, Egon. What do we got?
Cheese.
Cheese?
Limburger cheese.
You can let me out right here, Winston.
Let you out?
What makes you think I'm staying?
Come on, fellas.
Give me a chance to explain.
Charles Von Limburger is heir
to the world's largest cheese fortune.
He makes Limburger brand cheese.
Not Limburger cheese.
I'm so glad for him, Egon.
Can we get out now?
Anyway, he also
inherited a haunted mansion.
That part I understand.
Are we going to do a lot
of running around,
screaming and yelling, and falling down,
and end up covered with slime?
Don't we always?
Just wanted to make sure?
That's my favorite part.
What is this place?
It's Arkham.
The home of the world famous
Miskatonic University.
We once played their football team,
the slugs.
That was slimy.
Forget it, Ray.
That's not part of this story.
Thank goodness.
This place is enough to make
Dracula think about a change of career.
Forget Dracula,
I'm thinking about a change of career.
Does anybody have
a bad feeling about this?
No, I don't Ray. Do you?
No, not really. How about you, Peter?
I'm not feeling anything.
Oh, wellLet's go home, anyway.
Yes?
Hi, we're the Ghostbusters.
You've got the ghosts,
we've go the clam sauce. Let's party.
Oh, yes. Come right in.
We've been expecting you.
Madame Limburger and I
only moved into the house three weeks ago,
and we've been experiencing
supernatural manifestations ever since.
Crashing and banging.
All kinds of weird noises.
Howlings, moanings,
frightful grunting,
things falling out of closets
all over the place.
Sounds like my weekend.
We've even seen them lurking in the dark.
Huge red-eyed monsters
with scrabbling claws.
Slobbering and drooling,
and moaning hungrily.
They're horrible, I tell you. Horrible!
Oh, yeah. I know what those are.
Those are lawyers.
No, no, these are nameless horrors.
Late at night,
we can hear them scratching at the walls.
Rustling in the shadows.
Baying at the moon.
I haven't had
a decent night's sleep in three weeks.
It's ruining my business.
How can I think about cheese
when something hideous
is drooling green slime
all over the floor.
I know exactly what you mean.
The P.K.E Meter indicates that
the source of the emanations is upstairs.
Good job, Egon.
It's getting stronger and stronger.
Well, goodbye.
We, uh, have decided
to leave the house for the weekend
to give you a chance to do your job.
Without, uh, us being in the way.
Have a nice weekend.
Enjoy yourselves,
and don't worry about us. We'll be fine.
- Ray?
- Uh, yeah, Peter?
Shut up.
- Right, let's go to work.
- I was afraid you'd say that.
OK, this is the last chance
for somebody to have a bad feeling.
In here.
This is it.
This is it?
This?
This is it?
You must be kidding, Egon.
This is just a hole in the wall.
Your P.K.E Meter
must be broken or something.
Hello! Any ghosts in here?
I didn't think so.
We came all this way for a hole?
Uh, Ray.
OK. Olly olly oxen free.
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Yuck.
It got me.
I thought you said
this was your favorite part.
Well, I changed my mind.
Boy, the universe must be
on my side for a change.
I'm usually the one who gets slimed.
Yuck. At least
it didn't hit me in the face.
Oh. I take it back about the universe.
Eat purple death, cold slime!
Uh, Peter.
I don't think that's such a good idea.
That'll show 'em.
You said something, Egon?
Uh, never mind.
Well, is that it?
Oh, God!
Something is coming.
Something from the other side.
How do we get into
these situations, anyway?
We have to. It's our whole raison d'etre.
What?
Listen. Do you hear it? It's coming.
It sounds huge!
Monstrous!
What the
It's hardly
worth the trouble to zap the little fella.
Oh, that's all right.
Great googly-moogly,
this looks more like a Swiss cheese house,
than a Limburger mansion.
I got him.
- Uh, Peter.
- Yeah, Ray?
Look!
This house leaks.
It leaks ghosts.
Trouble.
I have a hunch
this is going to get very, very messy.
This is bad.
This is very bad.
No, it's even worse than that.
What? These little ghosts?
Well, they're not even dangerous.
They're almost cute.
I'm picking up some
extraordinary powerful emanations here.
We're going to need to widen that hole.
Give me a hand.
My sentiments exactly.
There's something in that hole.
Something horrible.
I want to send in a probe.
That makes sense.
You wouldn't say that
if you knew what we were doing.
OK, Winston. That's good enough.
There.
I like this part.
Whenever you're ready, CB.
Never mind.
Here goes.
Careful with those cables, Ray.
No problem.
Uh, Egon?
Something's happened to the probe!
Something very big
has happened to the probe.
Ouch!
Oh, no!
Ray!
Now I have a bad feeling about this.
Don't worry, Ray. We're coming.
Hang on, Ray.
You dirty
ectoplasmic slime-sucking fiend.
We're coming, Ray. We're coming!
This is going to cost you, Ray.
I'm not sure,
but I think I'm losing the will to live.
Ooh, that smarts.
I'm going to strangle somebody.
As soon as I figure out who.
Ray! You're hair's turned white.
Wow.
What an incredible manifestation.
Ray, are you all right?
I think, but I shall never see
a poem as lovely as a tree!
Yeah!
Good, he's all right.
Egon, I supposed you have
a scientific explanation for all this?
No.
Thank you.
Ray, tell me, what did you see?
I saw the supernatural world.
The realm of the spirit.
The twilight zone.
The outer limits.
I Love Lucy.
You saw all of that?
Yeah. I passed it on the way back.
I see.
Come on, guys.
We've got a job to do.
Let's find out how bad the damage is.
What?
Hey, how about that?
Hey, guys, look!
Now that's something to shake a stick at.
Ray, I'll do the jokes.
Hmm. I see.
Winston, you're brilliant.
That's it!
It's the size of the holes.
That determines how big the ghosts
are when they come into this world.
The smaller the hole,
the smaller the ghost.
And conversely, the bigger the hole,
the bigger the ghost.
I wish you hadn't said that.
I don't even want to think
about the size of the ghost
that's going to come through that hole.
I don't think you're going to have to.
Here it comes!
I told you this was coming.
Ready proton packs!
And fire!
That's a very big hole.
The biggest yet.
I can't believe I'm taking this so calmly.
Listen.
If only we could throw
that hole into a hole.
Ray, that is so stupid.
It's brilliant!
Yes, that's what I was going to say.
Help me. We've got to move this hole
so it faces that one.
Right!
How about that?
We just invented the portable hole.
That ought to do it.
Whatever comes out of one hole,
will go right into the other.
And it will be shrunk right down.
The more it tries to come out of
the big hole, the more it will be shrunk.
Why do I keep getting
the feeling this isn't going to work.
Listen.
I know that look.
I wonder if I made a mistake.
Let's hear it, Egon.
Well, I could be wrong
but there's a very slight chance
of an inter-dimensional imbalance here.
Um, the whole universe could implode.
That's bad, right?
Eh, no problem.
We'll just separate the holes.
That's it!
It can't be done.
Any other bright ideas?
-Pittsburgh?
-Egon, it's time for plan B.
Plan B?
Run!
Whoa!
It's over.
No, it's not over!
The hole wasn't closed up.
It's still there under all that rubble,
but now it's 50 feet across.
50 feet across?
OK.
That means, if that thing, whatever it is,
decides to come out of this hole,
it'll be the biggest,
whatever it is, we've ever seen.
Look!
I got it.
Don't stop short like that.
Wait, I have an idea.
Let's give it Ray as a peace offering.
What?
That's not funny, Peter.
I wasn't joking, Ray. Come on!
Huh? Hey!
I've got a hole in my pocket.
Throw it away, Winston.
Right. Of course. That's it.
Ray, you're brilliant.
Winston, throw it into the big hole.
A hole inside of a hole
should implode the hole.
Or the universe.
That's just the chance we have to take.
Do it, Winston!
Right!
I knew I should have played more football!
Whoa! You're a big one, aren't you?
I did it!
Now that's what I call a weekend.
Look!
It's the Limburgers.
WhereWhere is our house?
Hey, it was a bigger job than we expected.
We'll send you our bill in the morning.
That's what you get
for hiring unskilled labor.
Next time, I want you to call
the real Ghostbusters!
But I thought those were
the real Ghostbusters.
Ghostbusters! ♪
If there's something strange ♪
In the neighborhood ♪
Who you gonna call? ♪
Ghostbusters! ♪
If there's something weird ♪
And it don't look good ♪
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no ghost
I ain't afraid of no ghost
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters! ♪
So the man says to the kangaroo,
we shall hatch not sandwiches,
can't you read?
Oh, no. Not again.
And the kangaroo says,
if I could read,
I'd have asked for a menu.
Well, I've had enough.
This is a job for the
Ghostbusters.
You holler, we collar.
Uh-huh. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah. We make house calls.
No problem.
That's right,
we handle all kinds of apparitions,
and manifestations.
Oh, yes. We do ghosts too.
They'll be right over.
Let's roll 'em!
All right, Egon. What do we got?
Cheese.
Cheese?
Limburger cheese.
You can let me out right here, Winston.
Let you out?
What makes you think I'm staying?
Come on, fellas.
Give me a chance to explain.
Charles Von Limburger is heir
to the world's largest cheese fortune.
He makes Limburger brand cheese.
Not Limburger cheese.
I'm so glad for him, Egon.
Can we get out now?
Anyway, he also
inherited a haunted mansion.
That part I understand.
Are we going to do a lot
of running around,
screaming and yelling, and falling down,
and end up covered with slime?
Don't we always?
Just wanted to make sure?
That's my favorite part.
What is this place?
It's Arkham.
The home of the world famous
Miskatonic University.
We once played their football team,
the slugs.
That was slimy.
Forget it, Ray.
That's not part of this story.
Thank goodness.
This place is enough to make
Dracula think about a change of career.
Forget Dracula,
I'm thinking about a change of career.
Does anybody have
a bad feeling about this?
No, I don't Ray. Do you?
No, not really. How about you, Peter?
I'm not feeling anything.
Oh, wellLet's go home, anyway.
Yes?
Hi, we're the Ghostbusters.
You've got the ghosts,
we've go the clam sauce. Let's party.
Oh, yes. Come right in.
We've been expecting you.
Madame Limburger and I
only moved into the house three weeks ago,
and we've been experiencing
supernatural manifestations ever since.
Crashing and banging.
All kinds of weird noises.
Howlings, moanings,
frightful grunting,
things falling out of closets
all over the place.
Sounds like my weekend.
We've even seen them lurking in the dark.
Huge red-eyed monsters
with scrabbling claws.
Slobbering and drooling,
and moaning hungrily.
They're horrible, I tell you. Horrible!
Oh, yeah. I know what those are.
Those are lawyers.
No, no, these are nameless horrors.
Late at night,
we can hear them scratching at the walls.
Rustling in the shadows.
Baying at the moon.
I haven't had
a decent night's sleep in three weeks.
It's ruining my business.
How can I think about cheese
when something hideous
is drooling green slime
all over the floor.
I know exactly what you mean.
The P.K.E Meter indicates that
the source of the emanations is upstairs.
Good job, Egon.
It's getting stronger and stronger.
Well, goodbye.
We, uh, have decided
to leave the house for the weekend
to give you a chance to do your job.
Without, uh, us being in the way.
Have a nice weekend.
Enjoy yourselves,
and don't worry about us. We'll be fine.
- Ray?
- Uh, yeah, Peter?
Shut up.
- Right, let's go to work.
- I was afraid you'd say that.
OK, this is the last chance
for somebody to have a bad feeling.
In here.
This is it.
This is it?
This?
This is it?
You must be kidding, Egon.
This is just a hole in the wall.
Your P.K.E Meter
must be broken or something.
Hello! Any ghosts in here?
I didn't think so.
We came all this way for a hole?
Uh, Ray.
OK. Olly olly oxen free.
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Yuck.
It got me.
I thought you said
this was your favorite part.
Well, I changed my mind.
Boy, the universe must be
on my side for a change.
I'm usually the one who gets slimed.
Yuck. At least
it didn't hit me in the face.
Oh. I take it back about the universe.
Eat purple death, cold slime!
Uh, Peter.
I don't think that's such a good idea.
That'll show 'em.
You said something, Egon?
Uh, never mind.
Well, is that it?
Oh, God!
Something is coming.
Something from the other side.
How do we get into
these situations, anyway?
We have to. It's our whole raison d'etre.
What?
Listen. Do you hear it? It's coming.
It sounds huge!
Monstrous!
What the
It's hardly
worth the trouble to zap the little fella.
Oh, that's all right.
Great googly-moogly,
this looks more like a Swiss cheese house,
than a Limburger mansion.
I got him.
- Uh, Peter.
- Yeah, Ray?
Look!
This house leaks.
It leaks ghosts.
Trouble.
I have a hunch
this is going to get very, very messy.
This is bad.
This is very bad.
No, it's even worse than that.
What? These little ghosts?
Well, they're not even dangerous.
They're almost cute.
I'm picking up some
extraordinary powerful emanations here.
We're going to need to widen that hole.
Give me a hand.
My sentiments exactly.
There's something in that hole.
Something horrible.
I want to send in a probe.
That makes sense.
You wouldn't say that
if you knew what we were doing.
OK, Winston. That's good enough.
There.
I like this part.
Whenever you're ready, CB.
Never mind.
Here goes.
Careful with those cables, Ray.
No problem.
Uh, Egon?
Something's happened to the probe!
Something very big
has happened to the probe.
Ouch!
Oh, no!
Ray!
Now I have a bad feeling about this.
Don't worry, Ray. We're coming.
Hang on, Ray.
You dirty
ectoplasmic slime-sucking fiend.
We're coming, Ray. We're coming!
This is going to cost you, Ray.
I'm not sure,
but I think I'm losing the will to live.
Ooh, that smarts.
I'm going to strangle somebody.
As soon as I figure out who.
Ray! You're hair's turned white.
Wow.
What an incredible manifestation.
Ray, are you all right?
I think, but I shall never see
a poem as lovely as a tree!
Yeah!
Good, he's all right.
Egon, I supposed you have
a scientific explanation for all this?
No.
Thank you.
Ray, tell me, what did you see?
I saw the supernatural world.
The realm of the spirit.
The twilight zone.
The outer limits.
I Love Lucy.
You saw all of that?
Yeah. I passed it on the way back.
I see.
Come on, guys.
We've got a job to do.
Let's find out how bad the damage is.
What?
Hey, how about that?
Hey, guys, look!
Now that's something to shake a stick at.
Ray, I'll do the jokes.
Hmm. I see.
Winston, you're brilliant.
That's it!
It's the size of the holes.
That determines how big the ghosts
are when they come into this world.
The smaller the hole,
the smaller the ghost.
And conversely, the bigger the hole,
the bigger the ghost.
I wish you hadn't said that.
I don't even want to think
about the size of the ghost
that's going to come through that hole.
I don't think you're going to have to.
Here it comes!
I told you this was coming.
Ready proton packs!
And fire!
That's a very big hole.
The biggest yet.
I can't believe I'm taking this so calmly.
Listen.
If only we could throw
that hole into a hole.
Ray, that is so stupid.
It's brilliant!
Yes, that's what I was going to say.
Help me. We've got to move this hole
so it faces that one.
Right!
How about that?
We just invented the portable hole.
That ought to do it.
Whatever comes out of one hole,
will go right into the other.
And it will be shrunk right down.
The more it tries to come out of
the big hole, the more it will be shrunk.
Why do I keep getting
the feeling this isn't going to work.
Listen.
I know that look.
I wonder if I made a mistake.
Let's hear it, Egon.
Well, I could be wrong
but there's a very slight chance
of an inter-dimensional imbalance here.
Um, the whole universe could implode.
That's bad, right?
Eh, no problem.
We'll just separate the holes.
That's it!
It can't be done.
Any other bright ideas?
-Pittsburgh?
-Egon, it's time for plan B.
Plan B?
Run!
Whoa!
It's over.
No, it's not over!
The hole wasn't closed up.
It's still there under all that rubble,
but now it's 50 feet across.
50 feet across?
OK.
That means, if that thing, whatever it is,
decides to come out of this hole,
it'll be the biggest,
whatever it is, we've ever seen.
Look!
I got it.
Don't stop short like that.
Wait, I have an idea.
Let's give it Ray as a peace offering.
What?
That's not funny, Peter.
I wasn't joking, Ray. Come on!
Huh? Hey!
I've got a hole in my pocket.
Throw it away, Winston.
Right. Of course. That's it.
Ray, you're brilliant.
Winston, throw it into the big hole.
A hole inside of a hole
should implode the hole.
Or the universe.
That's just the chance we have to take.
Do it, Winston!
Right!
I knew I should have played more football!
Whoa! You're a big one, aren't you?
I did it!
Now that's what I call a weekend.
Look!
It's the Limburgers.
WhereWhere is our house?
Hey, it was a bigger job than we expected.
We'll send you our bill in the morning.
That's what you get
for hiring unskilled labor.
Next time, I want you to call
the real Ghostbusters!
But I thought those were
the real Ghostbusters.