Wizards of Waverly Place s02e28 Episode Script

Keep your arm steady.
Aim and follow through.
Oh, my goodness! I got 100 points! Nice going, Russo.
Try it on your own this time.
On my own? Oh No.
Now I'm torn between admitting I've gotten pretty good at skeeball and wanting you to keep doing that cuddly, guiding my arm thing you were doing.
- Let's get something to eat.
- OK.
Welcome to Betty's and Fleming's.
Please tap in your order.
I'll order for you.
It's romantic.
Barbecue bacon cheese burger with curly fries in the bun.
And a double chocolate shake, with whipped cream on the bottom.
You know me.
Doesn't it freak you out how perfect we are together? Nah, I don't think about it.
'Cause then I'd be thinking instead of enjoying it.
Dean, you just made sense.
This is the best date ever.
Do that thing I think is cool.
Again.
I love that! Oh! Finger snapping, bacon burgers, milkshakes It's like I'm a princess.
Ah! What a nice dream.
Oh, man.
I'm late for school.
Try again tomorrow.
See you in your dreams tomorrow night, Dean.
Oh, Gosh! Harper, what are you doing here? Waiting for you to stop using the dream helmet.
Hurry up.
We're gonna be late for school.
We can't sneak in because I'm wearing my squeaky shoes.
Harper, I just had another perfect date with Dean.
He took me to that touch-screen place and ordered for me Dean moved away months ago.
You've got to stop using magic to date him in his dreams.
- It's just wrong.
- Look I go into his dreams and I control everything, so it's exactly the way I want.
Since Dean moved away, our relationship has never been better.
Do you ever listen to yourself? Or is there some invisible shield that blocks the words from your ears? You're just mad because I went to Betty's and Fleming's without you.
No, I'm not.
Touch screen ordering? It's dehumanizing when a robot gets your order wrong.
And, if we don't watch out, robots are going to unite and take over everything.
How do you know I'm not one I'm not one - I'm not one - It's happening! * Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze * * That the end will no doubt justify the means * * You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease * * Yes, please * * But you might find out it'll go to your head * * When you write a report on a book you never read * * With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed * * That's what I said * * Everything is not what it seems * * When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams * * You might run into trouble if you go to extremes * * Because everything is not what it seems * * Everything is not what it seems * * When you can have what you want by the simplest of means * * Be careful not to mess with the balance of things * * Because everything is not * * What it seems * Tears of Blood totally rocked.
I'm not just saying that because I'm a vampire and love anything to do with blood.
I had so much fun with you, I completely ignored my self-prescribed bedtime.
I'm gonna get, like, But totally worth it.
Oh, hey, Justin! So, my family and I are going away on vacation.
And I don't want to be away from you for that long.
So, I was wondering if you want to come with us to the lake? Yeah.
Yeah, sure.
That would be great.
I'm gonna ask my parents.
I mean, they can't still treat me like I'm a kid.
They can't say I'm not ready to go away with my girlfriend and her family.
Sounds like fun.
Juliet's a sweet girl.
Stop yelling at me! I get it.
You don't want me to go.
Justin, I'm giving you my permission to go away with your vampire girlfriend.
As long as you're hanging upside down in separate rooms.
Great.
But, we should probably ask Mom, huh? She might think that Juliet and I are getting too serious too fast.
Which we're not.
Even though a lot of people and parenting books might say that we are.
Justin, you've got to stop buying me those parenting books.
I'm not gonna read them.
Dean's here? Alex, are we in one of your dream dates right now? Dean? No, it really is Dean.
He is here.
It's really me, Russo.
Finkle.
Moriarty.
It's been long enough.
I believe a friendly hug is in order.
Alright, I'm not ready.
Ah! Same old Finkle.
What are you doing here? Well, I've been thinking about you a lot lately.
And you've been in a lot of my dreams.
- Wha - Oh.
So I took my vacation days from school a little early.
You don't get to choose your vacation days from school.
This is why I don't hug you.
Dean hug her.
Justin, hey! Did you talk to your dad? Can you go? Uh, yeah, I talked to him.
And he said no.
I I can't go.
- Really? - Yeah.
Wait! It's not because I'm a vampire is it? No! They're totally over that.
You're like the most normal magical girl I've ever dated.
Yeah.
Alex told me about the werewolf.
Um, my dad He reads all these parenting books and, apparently, they say it's not a good idea.
I got mad at him though, so mad.
And he got this serious look on his face and he was like: "No way, Justin.
And don't bring it up again.
" So if you see him wouldn't bring it up if I were you.
- Well, did he say why? - Yeah, yeah.
Something about us getting too serious too fast.
I mean, we are getting pretty serious.
I'm fine with it.
But you know parents.
They get all serious about getting serious.
Well, I'll really miss you.
Me too.
I should get back to work.
OK.
Um The usual, please.
Mustard? Again? What's going on with you? You know the usual has ketchup.
Right.
Don't call the cops.
I'll fix it.
We need to figure out what's happening between us.
I think I figured out what's happening.
You're holding up the line.
Next! Yes! I nailed it.
OK, you have enough tickets to buy a pencil sharpener now.
Can I go? Come on, Russo.
You know you're no good at skeeball.
Right.
Yes.
But maybe you could show me by guiding my arm in a cuddly way, like this.
Yeah, right.
Oh, sweet! I beat my own record.
Let's eat.
Welcome to Betty's and Fleming's.
Please tap in your order.
Oh.
Are you ordering for me? No.
I'm playing Bonko.
Shoot.
I bonked out.
I'm going again.
You got any money left on your game card? Uh, Dean You're not really paying attention to me.
What are you talking about? I'm here, aren't I? Yes, but we haven't seen each other in months, and you're more interested in this stupid Bonko game.
OK, fine.
Why don't you order your food? You want me to order myself? You don't want to order for me? No, actually, you order for me.
I'm gonna go get that pencil sharpener from the prize tent.
Dean, this is a date.
We're staying together.
Barbecue bacon cheese burger, with curly fries inside the bun.
A double chocolate shake, with whipped cream on the bottom.
You've got to stop eating like that.
A giant of hunk of meat will just wreck your heart.
Yeah, that's not the only thing that's wrecking my heart.
Bonko! - Well, you were right.
- I knew it.
I'm in your dream.
Can I fly? - When do I get wavy? - Harper! This isn't a dream.
You were right about me and Dean.
We've grown apart and I've been fooling myself by going into his dreams.
You only made it worse, because you created Dream Dean and you now expect Real Dean to be someone he's not.
I said you were right.
See, a lot of times you are right, and this is exactly why I don't tell you.
So what are you going to do? I'm gonna do what I should've done in the first place.
I'm gonna break up with him.
- Breaking up is always hard.
- How do you know? You're making it hard to be supportive.
But, Harper, you're right.
It is going to be hard.
I don't want to hurt his feelings.
This would be so much easier if he just broke up with me.
Hey, that's a good idea! Get him to break up with you.
I could do that.
But it'll be a challenge because you're awesome.
I like you.
- Oh, that's such a relief.
- Really? I get a little insecure from time to time, but I'm back.
- Mr.
Russo.
Is Justin around? - I haven't seen him.
He must be packing for his big trip.
Why would he be packing? He can't go.
He can't go? He'll be so disappointed.
He was really excited.
Yeah, yeah.
I know.
So why can't he go? I don't know, you haven't told me.
So you didn't say, "no"? No.
I mean, yes, I didn't say no.
- Are we clear here? - I think so.
Good.
Because I'm not.
You said "yes" and he said "no.
" Oh! - Justin.
- Hey.
Why did you say you couldn't go on vacation when you could? Because I I didn't think this moment would happen.
Because if I did probably wouldn't have done it.
If you didn't want to go with me you should've just said so.
Look, Juliet, I'm I'm I'm sorry.
I wasn't thinking.
It is probably because of the I am no good with less than eight hours of sleep.
Yeah.
Well, it looks like you're no good with more than eight hours sleep either.
Hey, Max.
Maybe you can help me with something.
How do you get your brother to say what's really on his mind? - Oh, I use randomness.
- What? Well, I just say random things and while people are trying to figure it out, they say stuff that's on their mind.
Have you ever noticed that pineapples never wear bathrobes? Why Why would you even say that? We were talking about how Justin doesn't want to go on vacation with me, and how I'm really upset by that, because I think I might be in love with him.
Hey.
That random thing really works.
What? What random thing? I haven't even done it yet.
OK, how about this idea? Dean will totally break up with you if you wear something totally repulsive.
I could use a spell to make me a slob.
I mean, nobody wants to date someone gross.
OK.
What I need now is the opposite of clean.
Make me a girl without hygiene.
Whoa! You're hideous.
Awesome.
It worked.
OK.
Normally I'd stick around and check out whatever flies out of that nest on your head but you reek.
Keep your arms down, please.
Hey, Harper.
What's up? Your chances of getting a rash.
- Whoa! - Hi, baby.
Oh, wait.
Let me fix myself.
Hi, baby.
Oh, man.
I'm gonna try and say this as nice as I can but you look like something I snaked out of my shower drain.
Well.
I held myself together for our date, but this is really the way I am.
- It's pretty disgusting, huh? - Oh! Yeah.
You are.
Makes you not want to be around me.
I totally understand.
No, I get it.
This is because of me.
Well, yeah.
Since I left, you've been overwhelmed with sadness and you just let yourself go.
I've seen people like you on talk shows.
Don't worry, I'm gonna help you get back on track.
- Where's the floss? - What? No.
Dean.
No.
- That's not what I want.
- Ooh! Of course not.
And you probably don't want a warm wash cloth behind the ears either.
Now, where's your wash cloth? I thought you'd see me like this and want to break up.
You want to break up? Well, now that you bring it up Since it's your idea and all I think that maybe, maybe we We should.
OK.
Then let's break up.
Really? Oh? Well that was easy.
That was really easy.
That was really, really easy.
No big deal.
See ya.
What was that? Hey, Dad.
You must have noticed how down I was and wanted to come talk.
No.
We need the table.
OK.
We can talk.
I lied to Juliet and now she's mad at me.
About that.
Why didn't you want to go on the vacation? - You really like Juliet.
- I know.
It's just, I've never been in a relationship this long.
And going on vacation with a girl and her family It's I mean, it's serious and It just feels like it's happening fast.
So you're afraid.
Why? I mean, it's not like they were going to have you sleep in a guest coffin.
I think they were.
Look, Justin, I Going away with a girl's family is a big step.
And I said "yes" because I think you're ready.
Having your first serious girlfriend is all part of growing up.
You read those parenting books.
It was on the back.
I really messed up.
Messing up is also part of growing up.
I'm still growing up.
Just ask your mother.
So what do I do now? Tell her you want to go on the vacation with her.
I can't.
They already left.
Here.
I feel bad enough without you throwing things at me.
These are the keys to the flying carpet.
Why don't you see if you can't catch up with her.
Thanks, Dad.
And then I said I wanted to break up.
He agreed, and then just walked out.
- I mean, what was that? - I don't get it.
You wanted to break up and you did.
Mission accomplished, right? Yeah, sure, I got what I wanted.
I don't know.
I guess I just thought he'd fight for me.
Well, it was a pretty convincing spell.
And you know Dean, he doesn't talk a lot, say what he's thinking, or share much.
What'd you see in him? Well, Dream Dean was good at expressing himself.
Well, he wasn't real, and you were controlling it.
I know.
And it was wrong.
You know I'm against this, but you could go back into Dean's dream one more time and get the break up you really wanted.
- You're awesome.
- I like you.
Oh, that's a relief.
- Really? - No.
I always knew.
- Hey, Russo.
- Hi, Dean.
Listen Most of the time I come into your dreams and I control everything.
But not this time.
It's your dream.
You can say and do whatever you want.
I can? Cool.
- Abraham Lincoln? - Yeah.
Well, it's my dream, and in my dreams, I like to have the 16th president as my wing man.
So what's up, Russo? Oh, I wanted to talk to you about our break up.
- I don't know.
- Go ahead, Dean.
Tell her how you really feel.
It's best to be honest.
After all, that is my nickname.
What does Mister One Six have to do with honesty? I'll let you wear my stovepipe hat.
OK.
Here it is.
I couldn't be real with you when we broke up because it was just too painful.
- It was? - Yeah, it was.
I've never known anyone like you.
And the only way for me to get through it was to tell you that it was no big deal.
You'll always be my first love, Alex.
That's one thing that will never change.
Same here.
Goodbye, Dean.
All right! Well, alright Let's play some skeeball.
Juliet, wait up! Justin! My dad loaned me his flying carpet.
I am so glad you came.
Hey, um I have to talk to you about something.
Remember when you said you loved me? Yeah.
That was embarrassing.
No, no.
It wasn't.
Because I love you, too.
What? I can't hear you? Fly closer.
I said, I love you, too.
I love you, too, too.
- Hey! - whoa! Why does your carpet make so much noise? Um, yeah, it It needs a tune up.
It might break down.
Don't worry.
If you fall, I'll catch you.
I know that we've had our problems, but I really want to work it out.
Do you want to pass out fliers? If that's what it takes.
All right.
One usual coming up.
Nice gesture wearing that hot dog suit for me.
What? Oh, this? Oh, no! It's not for you.
It's for something I'm doing later.