Bunnicula (2016) s02e29 Episode Script

Bunn In Space

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[theme music playing]
Aah. [gulps]
[laughing]
[cackles]
Hmm. Huh?
-[groans, then speaks indistinctly]
-[stomach rumbles]
What's the matter, Bunn?
You out of carrots?
Don't worry, I'll find you
something to eat.
Oh. ow about a cabbage?
Ooh. Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Uh-uh-uh. Hold on a second there.
Bunn's never had a cabbage before.
No telling what affect it will have.
Let's just give him a little
and see what happens.
[Chester gasps, then whimpers]
Aah. [slurps]
[belches]
-Oh! Oh, that is rancid, Bunn.
-[coughs] Ew. It's awful.
-I can taste it.
-Powerful work, sir.
All right, cabbage makes him gassy.
-Obviously we should--
-Give him the whole cabbage. Right.
What? No!
[slurping]
[belching]
-Wow. [coughs]
-Yeah.
[coughs] He's not coming back
anytime soon.
[continues belching]
Ooh.
[grunts]
[screaming]
[grunting]
It appears to be some kind
of alien life form, captain.
[grunting]
Whoa. Bunnicula's on TV.
Good for him, man. He finally made it.
Huh?
[sighs] Whew.
[chuckles] Bye.
Spacewalk complete, commander.
Heading back inside.
[whimpering]
[roaring]
[yells] Alien!
Game over, man! Game over!
[groans] Not this again.
[male astronaut groans]
Why don't you ever believe me?
I'm telling you.
I looked at him and he looked at me, man!
Yeah, yeah.
Aah.
[chuckles] Whee!
Wow. [chuckles,
then speaking indistinctly]
[singing indistinctly]
[chuckles] Whee!
Hmm?
[speaks indistinctly]
[slurping]
-[giggling]
-[monkey cooing]
-Huh?
-[hooting]
Whoa.
Booga, booga, booga!
[screams then wails]
[laughing]
[chuckles, then grunts]
[roars]
[yelps]
[cackles]
[chuckles] Oh, wow.
Now, that is a good scare.
Privet, I am Cosmonaut Zakarov.
I'm very excited to have
another supernatural expert scarer
onboard with me.
I haven't been this excited
since before I--
Before I failed my mission
[sniffles] and got stuck here forever.
So, what do you say?
You want to scare some astronauts?
Yeah! [speaks indistinctly]
This is going to be fun!
[humming, then sighs]
-[gibbers]
-[yells]
[grunts]
[roars]
-[yells]
-[both laughing]
[humming]
-[screeches]
-[roars]
[both scream, then grunt]
[both gasping]
[both laughing]
[panting]
Huh? [gasping, then yells]
-[growls]
-[yells]
Oh, no, no, no! Whoa!
[both laughing]
[Bunnicula] Huh?
[speaks indistinctly]
I'm sorry, my friend.
Every time I see the moon,
it reminds me of my failure.
Huh? [speaks indistinctly]
In 1959, I was a proud cosmonaut,
and my mission was to go to the moon.
And since I have never
completed my mission,
I am stuck here forever.
[speaks indistinctly]
And the worst part
is that I cannot go on to Banana Valhalla.
It is a magical land of endless bananas,
where all great ape heroes go.
But I am no hero.
As a ghost, I cannot even push
the buttons to operate the spacecraft.
See?
Failure.
[speaking indistinctly]
You mean it?
You'll push the buttons for me?
Spasiba, my friend.
With your help, I'll finally
get to the moon.
But maybe I'll tell you
what buttons to press from now on.
[both speak Russian]
[in English]
Okay. Now, stabilize the stabilizers.
-Yeah!
-Reconfigure the configurators.
-Yeah!
-Boot up the launch computer.
Yeah!
-Now, release the clamps!
-Yeah!
[laughing]
Wonderful, comrade.
Navigation looks good.
Now for the final step.
Initiate thrusters.
Yeah!
Finally, after all these years,
my mission will be complete.
[sputtering]
Oh, no, I forgot the fuel.
I always forget the fuel.
This is why I never made it to the moon.
[sobbing]
I failed you, Mother Russia.
Aha.
[slurping]
[belching]
You did it!
Spasiba, my friend.
-We're going to the moon!
-[chuckles]
-[Zakarov hooting]
-[Bunnicula] Aah!
-[hooting, then laughs]
-[chuckles] Yeah.
Whoo-hoo. Hey. Hey.
[snoring]
-Huh? Bunnicula, look.
-[speaks indistinctly]
I made it. I finally made it!
It's even moon-ier than I imagined.
Let the enemies of Mother Russia
cower before our might,
for I claim the moon in the name of--
[gasps] Ooh.
[gasps]
[beeping]
[scatting]
[slurps]
Eh, as we say in Russia,
"Better late than never."
The rainbow banana peel has come
to take me away to Banana Valhalla.
At last, I'm truly a hero.
Thank you, Bunnicula.
Uh-huh. [speaks indistinctly]
[gasps, then grunts]
Farewell, comrade. [laughing]
Bye-bye!
[speaks indistinctly] Mina.
[slurping]
You know, Harold, it's been great
taking a break
from Bunnicula's shenanigans.
But I hate to admit,
I'm starting to miss the guy.
I wish that little rascal
were with us right now.
[speaking indistinctly]
Be careful what you wish for.
[speaking indistinctly]
[gibbering]
[closing theme playing]
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