Clarence US (2014) s02e29 Episode Script
Birthday
1 [Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! Cumpleaños, cumpleaños, cumpleaños, feliz! [Laughing.]
Take that! Get out of here! This is our fort.
Whoops, I missed.
Aw, looks like we're out of ammo.
[Gasps.]
That means it's time for my birthday party.
Who, me? Yes, me.
Couldn't be.
It's my birthday! [Humming.]
I invited everybody Belson and Percy, Mavis - oh, and Nathan.
- Oh, well, I'm excited too.
Uh, yeah.
Me and Jeff are definitely gonna be there.
Oh, where are they? I though we had more decorations from last year.
Oh, look at this! Chad! [Coughs.]
You'll never guess what I found in the garage.
It's all your old Chozo the Clown stuff.
Look at this! Oh, you should perform it for the party.
I don't know, man.
It was, like, one class at Gleverly Community years ago, and it's a big reason why I gave it up.
Oh, my goodness! There's the brown balloons and brown chairs and brown tablecloths, and everything's brown, just like I wanted.
I'm impressed.
You really went all out.
Oh, it was no sweat.
Anything for my birthday boy.
Clarence, you want to help set up and put out some chips? Yes.
- Just put these in here.
- Snacks! Let me at 'em.
Up-bup-bup-bup! Unh-unh! Not yet, Sumo.
We've got to make sure there's enough for all the other guests.
Why? You mean Jeff? Jeff and all our other friends who's gonna come.
Guys! Somebody help, please! I got you, my Chad.
Did he forget that no one else has ever come to his parties? I don't know.
I-I think he's in denial.
Maybe we should just give him his gifts now, and then he won't even think of friends.
Yeah! I'm one year older and one year stronger.
Whoa! Nice work, Clarence.
[Gasps.]
Ooh! Hello, mystery package.
You know, Clarence, this present means you won't have to ask me for a ride to Jeff's house anymore.
- Oh.
Is it a little helicopter? - What? No, Clarence.
What are you talking about? No.
- Cool! Dude, you got a bike.
- Oh, n , I Oh, Sumo [Giggles.]
What? Sumo? A bike? Could you imagine? I'd be riding all around and, like, giving you guys high-fives and stuff.
Yeah, well, that's definitely gonna happen later, - 'cause that is a b - Okay.
Uh, Clarence, why don't you open our presents? Oh, good idea, Jeff.
Uh, you boys do that while I move this somewhere else.
Well, I didn't want to open anything until all my guests got here, but Ahh, Jeff! You made me a birthday pie? Oh, it was nothing.
Happy birthday! You have been working on your crusts, young man.
Hey! Happy birthday, Clarence! [Gasps.]
Vu! You're just in time.
Come on, buddy.
Let me show you all around party central.
Over here, we got the chips, set up by yours truly.
And I think we've got some dip somewhere, but I'll worry about that later.
Psst! Wasn't expecting to see you today, Vu.
Oh, yeah.
My brother got lice, so our trip got cancelled.
No, I mean Wait, what?! Usually, that's where I go to the bathroom.
Clarence, look what I made you! I mixed together a bunch of crud from my yard and under my sink so we could glack each other, like on "Stinky Boys Courthouse.
" - Ugh! - What?! Whoa! [Sniffs.]
Gross.
I bet you can't glack me.
[Giggles.]
Yeah, I can.
I'm gonna.
- S'up, guys? - Oh, hey, Chelsea! Oh, and Kimby! Oh, uh, um Let me show you where the chips are.
Everyone loves chips.
Well, I guess it's just a couple more people.
[Laughter and conversation.]
I hope you like punch, because I sat in the punch, and I like punch and now I'm wet.
Percy! What are you doing? You need a party hat.
Party hat.
Party hat.
Party hat.
No more party hats.
Party pat.
Party pat.
Party pat.
- So, how do you guys know Clarence? - Seriously?! And this is before I learned how to use the potty.
I had to take a lot of baths back then.
And this is after I went to the bathroom all by myself.
Hi, Clarence! Prepare to get glacked! [Laughs.]
Sumo, you missed.
Ohhh! My party dress! - What is this stuff? - What? - Aw, this party stinks! - Tell me about it! I haven't had one chance to talk to Clarence all day.
It's like we don't exist.
- What are you doing here? - Uh, I was invited.
Ooh! Pie! [Gasps.]
Mm! Wow! That's pretty good! - Did you make it? - It's not for you! Clarence just doesn't remember how sweet the pie is.
I gotta remind him.
There you go, Kimby.
Good as new.
All right.
All right.
You've had your moment! Hey, buddy.
Are you finally ready for a nice, hot slice? - Um, okay.
- Open wide.
Okay, party kids.
Time for presents! - What?! Wait for me! - But But, pie.
You're gonna hide behind this tree and stand really straight like this.
Okay, good, good, good.
There you go, Chelsea.
Everyone else, you all good? I'm gone now.
[Giggling.]
It's gonna be so perfect.
Back to regular Clarence and my regular life.
[Giggling.]
I'm just going about my day.
ALL: Surprise! What? Oh, my gosh! You guys! You went through all this whole thing just for me? [Grumbles.]
It's not even a surprise.
And, inside this bag, is another bag from Filzer Corp.
Yeah.
It's my dad's pharmaceutical company.
Oh, thanks, Vu.
What's taking so long? Man, how did we end up last in line? It's not fair.
What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be? Hey, Clarence.
You wanna play some [Gasps.]
I got Ding! Dong! Donkey! Thank you so much, Gilben! Oh! Let's play it right now! [Laughing.]
This is the stupidest game ever.
I've hated this game ever since I was little.
[Squawking.]
Oh, Belson.
Come and get it.
[Giggling.]
There you go.
You won.
Man, forget this! He obviously doesn't care if we're here.
Just look at him, basking in the glow and affection - of his "real" friends.
- Let's go have our own party.
Fine by me! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday, birthday time! Oh, my gosh.
Clarence! Look what you forgot to open.
Oh, boy! What could it be? It's probably a shaving kit or rain boots or Aaaaah! Oh, my gosh! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! A bike! I got a bike! There's two wheels, two handlebars, pegs.
What do you think of it, Jeff? Jeff? Sumo? [Gasps.]
Oh, no! He obviously likes all those other jerks more than he likes us.
Yeah.
Vu gets him a bag and he gets all excited.
Meanwhile, he doesn't even care that we worked so hard making these extremely thoughtful gifts.
You know what? If he doesn't want 'em, I say we chuck 'em.
Yeah.
Yeah! Forget you, Clarence! Yeah, do it, Jeff.
No, no, no.
You first! It was your idea! All right.
On the count of three.
1, 2, 3, 4 Listen up, friends.
This ain't no real party without Jeff and Sumo.
Who am I even kidding? So, don't play any games.
Don't touch any cake.
No soup, okay? Not until I get my friends back! Up, up and awa [Creak, grunt.]
Okay.
That's okay.
I got my helmet on.
I'll just try again.
Can't really get the hang of this.
- What do we do now? - Chozo, it's your time to shine.
[Groaning.]
[Music.]
57, 58, 60 Aaaaaaaah! [both gasp.]
- Clarence, wh-what are you doing here? - Yeah.
Are you done making out with all your new best friends? Guys, I'm so sorry.
- I was all excited about seeing everyone - Oh, geez.
and opening presents and eating chips, but I but I can't have my birthday without my best buds.
I'm the worst bestie bud.
Now I'm just here on this garbage rock where I belong.
No, no, Clarence.
We're sorry.
We didn't think anyone else was gonna come today, and we were excited to spend your birthday with you.
Then all these other bozos show up, and, well, I guess I just really wanted to goof around with my buddy.
- Yeah.
- Ah, you guys! No matter what, you guys are always my bestie buds.
[Laughs.]
Oh, man.
Okay, Clarence.
Let go.
- Too tight.
Too tight! - No.
I'm never gonna let go.
- Then you're gonna get glacked! - Hey! You guys.
Okay, who wants a whale? [Chuckles.]
Oh, um, ooh, um.
Oh, all right! Go, Chozo! Whoo-hoo! Um, you want quarters or something, or Girl: Hey! Belson's eating the cake! [Laughing.]
Oh, that was fun! [Gasps.]
My cake! My party! Just a little more bite.
I love cake! Just one more They're coming back! [Panting.]
[Crash.]
Light those candles, and grab some wrapping paper.
This party is just getting started.
You sure you want to do it this way? Uh, wrapping up a bike you already, kind of, used? Sure, I'm sure.
But, Clarence, we've already seen your bike.
Nuh-unh.
You didn't see my bike.
Okay, little man.
It's all yours! Ooh! What is it? What is it? Oh, man.
It could be a baseball bat.
Oh, maybe it's a stapler.
A bike! Look at the handlebars! Look at these wheels, huh! It even has peg Huh? [Grunts.]
Huh? [Screaming.]
Oh, no! Chad! What's following you?
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! Cumpleaños, cumpleaños, cumpleaños, feliz! [Laughing.]
Take that! Get out of here! This is our fort.
Whoops, I missed.
Aw, looks like we're out of ammo.
[Gasps.]
That means it's time for my birthday party.
Who, me? Yes, me.
Couldn't be.
It's my birthday! [Humming.]
I invited everybody Belson and Percy, Mavis - oh, and Nathan.
- Oh, well, I'm excited too.
Uh, yeah.
Me and Jeff are definitely gonna be there.
Oh, where are they? I though we had more decorations from last year.
Oh, look at this! Chad! [Coughs.]
You'll never guess what I found in the garage.
It's all your old Chozo the Clown stuff.
Look at this! Oh, you should perform it for the party.
I don't know, man.
It was, like, one class at Gleverly Community years ago, and it's a big reason why I gave it up.
Oh, my goodness! There's the brown balloons and brown chairs and brown tablecloths, and everything's brown, just like I wanted.
I'm impressed.
You really went all out.
Oh, it was no sweat.
Anything for my birthday boy.
Clarence, you want to help set up and put out some chips? Yes.
- Just put these in here.
- Snacks! Let me at 'em.
Up-bup-bup-bup! Unh-unh! Not yet, Sumo.
We've got to make sure there's enough for all the other guests.
Why? You mean Jeff? Jeff and all our other friends who's gonna come.
Guys! Somebody help, please! I got you, my Chad.
Did he forget that no one else has ever come to his parties? I don't know.
I-I think he's in denial.
Maybe we should just give him his gifts now, and then he won't even think of friends.
Yeah! I'm one year older and one year stronger.
Whoa! Nice work, Clarence.
[Gasps.]
Ooh! Hello, mystery package.
You know, Clarence, this present means you won't have to ask me for a ride to Jeff's house anymore.
- Oh.
Is it a little helicopter? - What? No, Clarence.
What are you talking about? No.
- Cool! Dude, you got a bike.
- Oh, n , I Oh, Sumo [Giggles.]
What? Sumo? A bike? Could you imagine? I'd be riding all around and, like, giving you guys high-fives and stuff.
Yeah, well, that's definitely gonna happen later, - 'cause that is a b - Okay.
Uh, Clarence, why don't you open our presents? Oh, good idea, Jeff.
Uh, you boys do that while I move this somewhere else.
Well, I didn't want to open anything until all my guests got here, but Ahh, Jeff! You made me a birthday pie? Oh, it was nothing.
Happy birthday! You have been working on your crusts, young man.
Hey! Happy birthday, Clarence! [Gasps.]
Vu! You're just in time.
Come on, buddy.
Let me show you all around party central.
Over here, we got the chips, set up by yours truly.
And I think we've got some dip somewhere, but I'll worry about that later.
Psst! Wasn't expecting to see you today, Vu.
Oh, yeah.
My brother got lice, so our trip got cancelled.
No, I mean Wait, what?! Usually, that's where I go to the bathroom.
Clarence, look what I made you! I mixed together a bunch of crud from my yard and under my sink so we could glack each other, like on "Stinky Boys Courthouse.
" - Ugh! - What?! Whoa! [Sniffs.]
Gross.
I bet you can't glack me.
[Giggles.]
Yeah, I can.
I'm gonna.
- S'up, guys? - Oh, hey, Chelsea! Oh, and Kimby! Oh, uh, um Let me show you where the chips are.
Everyone loves chips.
Well, I guess it's just a couple more people.
[Laughter and conversation.]
I hope you like punch, because I sat in the punch, and I like punch and now I'm wet.
Percy! What are you doing? You need a party hat.
Party hat.
Party hat.
Party hat.
No more party hats.
Party pat.
Party pat.
Party pat.
- So, how do you guys know Clarence? - Seriously?! And this is before I learned how to use the potty.
I had to take a lot of baths back then.
And this is after I went to the bathroom all by myself.
Hi, Clarence! Prepare to get glacked! [Laughs.]
Sumo, you missed.
Ohhh! My party dress! - What is this stuff? - What? - Aw, this party stinks! - Tell me about it! I haven't had one chance to talk to Clarence all day.
It's like we don't exist.
- What are you doing here? - Uh, I was invited.
Ooh! Pie! [Gasps.]
Mm! Wow! That's pretty good! - Did you make it? - It's not for you! Clarence just doesn't remember how sweet the pie is.
I gotta remind him.
There you go, Kimby.
Good as new.
All right.
All right.
You've had your moment! Hey, buddy.
Are you finally ready for a nice, hot slice? - Um, okay.
- Open wide.
Okay, party kids.
Time for presents! - What?! Wait for me! - But But, pie.
You're gonna hide behind this tree and stand really straight like this.
Okay, good, good, good.
There you go, Chelsea.
Everyone else, you all good? I'm gone now.
[Giggling.]
It's gonna be so perfect.
Back to regular Clarence and my regular life.
[Giggling.]
I'm just going about my day.
ALL: Surprise! What? Oh, my gosh! You guys! You went through all this whole thing just for me? [Grumbles.]
It's not even a surprise.
And, inside this bag, is another bag from Filzer Corp.
Yeah.
It's my dad's pharmaceutical company.
Oh, thanks, Vu.
What's taking so long? Man, how did we end up last in line? It's not fair.
What's it gonna be? What's it gonna be? Hey, Clarence.
You wanna play some [Gasps.]
I got Ding! Dong! Donkey! Thank you so much, Gilben! Oh! Let's play it right now! [Laughing.]
This is the stupidest game ever.
I've hated this game ever since I was little.
[Squawking.]
Oh, Belson.
Come and get it.
[Giggling.]
There you go.
You won.
Man, forget this! He obviously doesn't care if we're here.
Just look at him, basking in the glow and affection - of his "real" friends.
- Let's go have our own party.
Fine by me! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday, birthday time! Oh, my gosh.
Clarence! Look what you forgot to open.
Oh, boy! What could it be? It's probably a shaving kit or rain boots or Aaaaah! Oh, my gosh! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! A bike! I got a bike! There's two wheels, two handlebars, pegs.
What do you think of it, Jeff? Jeff? Sumo? [Gasps.]
Oh, no! He obviously likes all those other jerks more than he likes us.
Yeah.
Vu gets him a bag and he gets all excited.
Meanwhile, he doesn't even care that we worked so hard making these extremely thoughtful gifts.
You know what? If he doesn't want 'em, I say we chuck 'em.
Yeah.
Yeah! Forget you, Clarence! Yeah, do it, Jeff.
No, no, no.
You first! It was your idea! All right.
On the count of three.
1, 2, 3, 4 Listen up, friends.
This ain't no real party without Jeff and Sumo.
Who am I even kidding? So, don't play any games.
Don't touch any cake.
No soup, okay? Not until I get my friends back! Up, up and awa [Creak, grunt.]
Okay.
That's okay.
I got my helmet on.
I'll just try again.
Can't really get the hang of this.
- What do we do now? - Chozo, it's your time to shine.
[Groaning.]
[Music.]
57, 58, 60 Aaaaaaaah! [both gasp.]
- Clarence, wh-what are you doing here? - Yeah.
Are you done making out with all your new best friends? Guys, I'm so sorry.
- I was all excited about seeing everyone - Oh, geez.
and opening presents and eating chips, but I but I can't have my birthday without my best buds.
I'm the worst bestie bud.
Now I'm just here on this garbage rock where I belong.
No, no, Clarence.
We're sorry.
We didn't think anyone else was gonna come today, and we were excited to spend your birthday with you.
Then all these other bozos show up, and, well, I guess I just really wanted to goof around with my buddy.
- Yeah.
- Ah, you guys! No matter what, you guys are always my bestie buds.
[Laughs.]
Oh, man.
Okay, Clarence.
Let go.
- Too tight.
Too tight! - No.
I'm never gonna let go.
- Then you're gonna get glacked! - Hey! You guys.
Okay, who wants a whale? [Chuckles.]
Oh, um, ooh, um.
Oh, all right! Go, Chozo! Whoo-hoo! Um, you want quarters or something, or Girl: Hey! Belson's eating the cake! [Laughing.]
Oh, that was fun! [Gasps.]
My cake! My party! Just a little more bite.
I love cake! Just one more They're coming back! [Panting.]
[Crash.]
Light those candles, and grab some wrapping paper.
This party is just getting started.
You sure you want to do it this way? Uh, wrapping up a bike you already, kind of, used? Sure, I'm sure.
But, Clarence, we've already seen your bike.
Nuh-unh.
You didn't see my bike.
Okay, little man.
It's all yours! Ooh! What is it? What is it? Oh, man.
It could be a baseball bat.
Oh, maybe it's a stapler.
A bike! Look at the handlebars! Look at these wheels, huh! It even has peg Huh? [Grunts.]
Huh? [Screaming.]
Oh, no! Chad! What's following you?