Bunnicula (2016) s02e31 Episode Script

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[theme music playing]
[snarls]
[all screaming]
[laughing]
Mina's gonna do the laundry ♪
Huh? [chuckles] Oh, Father?
Would you happen to know
where this Easter basket came from?
[laughs] Must've been the Easter Bunny!
Please tell the Easter Bunny
I'm too old to get an Easter basket.
Okay, Mina. Next time
we're out golfing, I'll let him know.
Yeah, I mean,
I'm not some little kid, you know.
[gasps]
Chocolate bunny.
Chocolate.
Chocolate.
Where's the chocolate?
[laughs] The Easter Bunny
might have hid some here in the kitchen.
[squeals] Okay!
Gummies. Blech.
Yum! [munching]
Ha, ha! Another one.
[grunts] Now we're talking!
Where are they? Yeah!
Mm. I'm sorry I didn't save
any chocolate eggs for you, Dad.
That's okay, dear. I got myself
a little tin of cacao beans,
in case I need a chocolate fix.
-Ooh. Food!
-No, Harold. Chocolate is poison for dogs.
Uh, he said it was a cow-cow bean?
Cacao bean. Chocolate comes
from the bean of the cacao plant.
Cacao? Ooh.
And no! You may not drain it, Bunnicula!
You are not permitted!
You will not transform
into some terrifying beast,
and we will not go
on some cockamamie adventure!
I forbid you!
[growls]
[laughs]
[slurps, then yells]
[speaking indistinctly]
See? This is what I was talking about.
[both gasp]
[gasps] Bunnicula, you look delicious.
Huh? [grunting]
[speaks indistinctly, then chuckles]
Bunnicula! Watch out for the sun!
[yells]
Bunnicula, the sun isn't affecting you.
[speaks indistinctly]
Well, the sun almost doesn't affect you.
Whoo! [laughs]
[children murmuring]
[girl] More Easter eggs.
[sniffing]
Chocolate!
Did he say chocolate?
Give me. Give me. Give me.
[snarls]
Hyah! [grunts]
-[growls]
-[kids whimper]
[grunts]
[sniffing]
Okay, Bunnicula.
Don't stay outside too long.
You don't want to melt.
[laughing]
[Brycie grunts]
-[yells]
-[gasps]
[yells]
Brycie! I think we've done enough
Easter egg hunting for today.
You know how wound up you get
when you have all that candy.
[groans]
[cell phone rings]
Hello?
[speaks indistinctly] Huh?
[screaming]
[Brycie munching]
[speaking indistinctly]
[yells]
Aah
[Brycie grunting]
[grunts, then grumbling]
[Brycie's mom] Brycie,
get back in your seat.
-You can have more chocolate later.
-[sighs]
-Bunnicula!
-Bunnicula!
[grunting]
[blowing]
[car horns honking]
[speaking indistinctly]
-[speaks indistinctly]
-[Mina's dad laughing]
[Mina's dad] I don't know where I am.
-[Mina's dad continues laughing]
-[speaks indistinctly]
-Well, well, well. Look what I got?
-Oh.
It's my cheat day,
and I always wanted to try
an Easter bunny.
Whoa, bro. No. Don't do it!
Chocolate's poison for dogs.
Poison? Bro, you just saved my life, bro.
Bro, NP. Just know,
you never give dogs chocolate, bro.
Or grapes, or carbs.
Yeah. Never, bro.
All right. Well, if I can't eat it,
I can at least play with it, right?
Yo, bros, go long!
Oh, yeah, bro! Over here! I'm wide open!
Whoa, whoa! [yells]
-I got it! I got it, bro!
-I got it. Hey, come on now, bro.
-I got it!
-Come on, it's mine.
Hi, I'm Harold.
Hey! Paws off our bunny, bro.
Yeah, bro, paws off!
I'm sorry, boys.
This bunny's coming with me.
Oh, is that what you think, bro?
-Hey, look! A cat!
-A cat? Where?
[all] Bro. Bro. Bro.
Aw, I don't see a cat.
-Run, Harold.
-Oh. Okay.
I don't see no cat, bro.
Yeah, bro, where's the cat?
Hey, you know, bro.
I think that was a cat.
After them, bros!
[dogs] Bro. Bro. Bro.
-I don't see them anywhere, bro.
-Yeah, bro. I don't see them, bro.
Yeah, let's keep looking.
[all] Bro. Bro. Bro.
-Whew.
-Whew. All right, guys.
-Now let's just get home.
-Uh [speaking indistinctly]
Bunnicula said we might have
trouble with them first.
Them? Who are you talking about?
[all] Chocolate.
[boy 1] Give me that.
-[boy 2] Give me a piece.
-Chocolate.
All right, guys. Back away slowly, slowly.
[boy 3] Huh? Chocolate? More chocolate!
[boy 4] Chocolate? Give me chocolate.
-Forget slow and quiet. Run! Oh!
-[boy 5] Give me a piece.
[boy 6] Chocolate.
Chocolate.
-[alpha dog] Not so fast, bro.
-[Chester & Harold gasp]
That Easter bunny is ours, bro.
[all] Bro. Bro. Bro.
[all] Chocolate
[all] Bro. Bro. Bro.
Wait! I claim this chocolate bunny!
Aah
No way he's going to eat
that chocolate, bro!
-Dog breath. Aah!
-Oh, no, bad dog.
[all screaming]
-Bro!
-Bro!
[boy] Ew!
-He just licked chocolate on purpose, man.
-What?
[all groan]
-Yuck. Let's get out of here.
-I'm leaving.
Bro! That was awesome, bro!
Right? I mean, we all want to eat
the chocolate, bro, but you did it.
Yeah, bro. You're jacked, bro.
I like your bro, bro. Peace.
[all] Bro. Bro. Bro.
-Are you okay?
-Not at all!
I think I'm going to be sick. [laughing]
[Chester] The solution is simple.
Brilliant, don't get me wrong,
but simple. Vanilla.
Vanilla?
Yes. It should theoretically
neutralize your chocolatude.
-[thunder crashing]
-[all scream]
Hey, I'm Patches. I'm a weredude.
-Patches?
-Sorry about that jump scare, guys.
Hey, you're made of chocolate.
Good thing for you
cats can't have chocolate.
The human in me is a chocoholic.
[chuckles] You better run.
[gasps]
Run, Bunnicula.
[gasps]
[grunting]
Chocolate.
Oh. Never mind.
[slurping]
Uh Well, then. Vanilla bean?
Oh, food! [munching]
All right, Bunnicula.
Wait here while I get the vanilla.
[sighs]
Vanilla, where are you?
[speaks indistinctly] Huh?
[Bunnicula screaming]
All right-- Bunnicula!
Harold! It's that girl again!
Head her off at the front door!
What? Aah! Okay!
[chuckles] Hey there, little girl. I think
your Mom's looking for you outside.
[Brycie's mom] Brycie! You've had
enough chocolate for one day, sweetie.
[chuckles] That'd be her.
[panting]
[snarls]
-What a strange little girl.
-What a sweet little girl!
Chocolate.
[gasps] The vanilla bean. Bunnicula!
Catch!
Huh? Bunnicula?
You're not a chocolate bunny.
-[laughs]
-[speaks indistinctly]
But you're way sweeter.
Mina!
I think I've had
way too much chocolate today.
How about a carrot?
Boy, humans sure go nuts for chocolate.
They sure do.
Chocolate.
Tuna.
Chocolate.
Tuna.
Chocolate.
[closing theme playing]