Clarence US (2014) s02e31 Episode Script

1 [Music.]
[Panting.]
[Chuckles.]
[Grunts.]
[Children laughing.]
Huh? Kimby: It's Fairy time, as you know.
Huh? The neutral zone.
[Panting.]
Oh, no.
[Gasps.]
Aah! Aah! [Laughter.]
- What do you - Not so fast, nugget breath.
Listen, just let me go.
I won't try to No mercy is granted to those who would steal the flag of our sacred woodland kingdom of New Fairyton! Yuh.
- Clarence? - You think I'd miss this party? Ugh.
Get them! [Children grunting.]
Oh, we should probably go.
Run! Julien, no! Just leave it! [Panting.]
Die! Die! Die! Aah! Aah! [Groans.]
[Chuckles.]
I got you.
Whoa! Hey, don't mess with the Chicken Nuggets - you weirdo tree huggers.
- Oh, sorry.
Wrong side.
- Hmph.
- You're never gonna capture our flag.
Maybe not today, but we'll be back.
- Hey! - Forget about them.
Let's just find our Huh? Where's our flag? [Remote clicks.]
[Upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [All panting.]
Thanks for having my back, guys.
Of course.
We're teammates.
Kind of stinks we couldn't get their flag, though.
Or didn't we? - Yeah, Julien.
Whoo-hoo! - Yeah, Julien! - Go, Nuggets.
Bok-bok! - Go, Nuggets, uh-uh, mm-mm.
Go, Nuggets.
Let's have some juice, guys.
Belson: Well, well, well.
If it isn't the Chicken Nerdlets.
[Laughs.]
Hi, Belson and baby dinosaurs.
I wouldn't talk, King Jerkface.
Look what we got.
[Scoffs.]
The Fairy flag? Yeah, I'm not worried.
You know I'm still gonna get all the flags, just like I do every year which means I still have juice authority.
Now fork it over.
[Mumbling.]
- Nathan, come on! - Geez, Belson.
Juice.
- Juice.
Juice.
- Ugh! Belson, come on.
My mom gave us this juice.
- Tell her I said thanks.
- Sorry, Chelsea.
Actually, I'm not thirsty.
Yay! Juice shower! I love it! Enjoy your lead while you can, Nuggets, because, let's just say, I know for a fact it won't last.
Aah! - Oops.
Sorry, Belson.
- Ugh.
Wheelies.
What are you guys even doing here? Oh, we were just resupplying real quick.
This is the neutral zone, right? - We'll get right out of your hair.
- Whatever.
You watch your back, Wheelies.
Come on, guys.
Let's go already.
Ugh.
See you later, Nerdlets.
[Nathan laughs.]
- We have to take them down.
- Chelsea, we will.
Let's go back to base and regroup.
[army music.]
Clarence: Listen up.
So, we got our flag and the Fairy flag.
So we just need two more, and we win.
Let's get that toot breath Belson.
Believe me, Chelsea, I want to beat Belson as bad as you, but you saw his balloon supply.
They've got that whole territory covered.
And ours is getting pretty low.
[Clucking.]
[Squawks.]
Clarence, do we really need Lucine here? Yeah.
You can't have nuggets without a chicken.
[Inhales deeply.]
[Clucks.]
[Chuckles.]
Lucine.
All right first off, we hit the skate park.
We're gonna go here, and we're gonna say, "Hey, Wheelies, we're gonna take this," but not really 'cause it's a secret.
But then, we take all their balloons.
And then we take some of their balloons.
Chah! Bwah! And then we go to Belson.
But then, "Oh, no! It's an earthquake! "Oh, Belson, I'm slipping!" "Clarence, no! I always loved you!" Puuw.
Puh-kch.
Anyway, that's my plan.
- Works for me! - Yeah! This one's for you, Belson.
Do you smell that, Lucine? It smells like victory.
Also, you smell like a chicken.
[Lucine clucks.]
Mmm.
Wait.
Who's gonna watch Jeff when we're gone? Oh, are you guys going out? You don't have to worry about me.
I have plenty of hydration.
And I'm more than happy to serve my sentence.
I'm actually enjoying the rehabilitation process.
Oh, okay! Have fun! To the Wheelies! [Music.]
Hmm.
[Muttering.]
Nothing gets past me.
Julien: There it is the Wheelie flag! - Are you guys ready? - You think I'd miss this party? Clarence, that doesn't really work here.
I'll see you on the other side, Nuggies.
Operation Tangy Barbecue Sauce is a go! [Grunting.]
[Hat squeaks.]
[Humming.]
Hmm.
Hoo.
H-Hoo? [Humming.]
Whoa.
Oops.
[Chuckles.]
[Humming.]
Activate invisible face.
Tch-cuh.
Buh-beep-beep, boop-boop-boop-boop.
Cuh-tch.
[Sighing.]
Oh.
What? Why do they look so sad? This is supposed to be fun.
[Grunting.]
- Jail is so boring.
- Trust me, I know.
Psst.
[High-pitched voice.]
Hey, down here.
Hey, jailbirds.
What? Clarence? Shh.
Shh.
You trying to get caught? You guys want to get out or what? Huh? But you're not on our team.
Yeah, I know that, but you guys looked so bummed out, and I could just free you, and then who cares if we're on a team? I don't care.
[Boing!.]
Wow.
Thanks, Clarence.
[Normal voice.]
No problem.
Feels pretty good.
[High-pitched voice.]
So you guys want to get some juice? - Juice sounds good! - Thank God.
They think they can steal this flag.
Let 'em try! They can't handle this! Get over here! Try me! - Oh, Vu.
So innocent.
- Let 'em try! - Ready? - Children: [Chanting.]
Juice.
Juice.
- Huh? - Juice.
Juice.
What the heck? Children: [Chanting.]
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
- Get down! - Juice.
Juice.
This is bad.
This is bad.
This is bad! [Whimpers.]
[Screams.]
[Water splashes.]
We're under attack! Let's roll out.
They got us! They got us! Help me, help me, help me! Who did this? [Footsteps.]
Huh? Wha Children: [Chanting.]
Juice.
Juice.
Oh, no.
It's a trap! Forgive me, Gilben.
This is crazy! Everyone start running! [Crying.]
Daddy! [Gasps.]
Both: Huh? Why, Nathan, I've always had a respect for Belson.
- I don't work for Belson anymore.
- We have a new master.
No.
Not like this.
Not like this! [Sobs.]
Oh.
Now I'm soaked.
Why would Nathan and Breehn be working together? - Let's get out of here.
- What? This is the perfect time to take the flag.
Julien, look out! [War cry.]
- Let's get out of here.
- Yuh! Children: [Chanting.]
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
[Toilet flushes.]
The king sits on his throne.
[Laughs.]
Mom? Dustin? Nathan? Where the heck are you guys?! Hello?! I told you guys to wait for Wh What? The flag?! [Rustling.]
Guys! Don't sneak up on me like tha - Children: [Chanting.]
Juice.
Juice.
- Huh? No, no, don't do it! Don't! Don't! Aah! Aah! Don't! [Screams.]
The juice, it floweth free - # It mingles with our blood # - Ahh! It nourishes our friendship with each sip I don't understand.
Who's behind the garbage bags? Clarence! - [Slurping.]
You made it! - You think I'd miss this party? You're saying that too much.
- What's up with them? - Oh.
I freed them.
They're with me now.
- What? - They just looked so sad and bored in jail.
I realized everyone deserves to be free, Nugget or not.
So I tagged them out.
Once I showed them this kindness, they just sort of followed me.
"This kindness?" Clarence, what are you talking about? Let's go get Belson's flag.
It's the only one left.
No, no.
I won't be getting any more flags.
I got a new journey ahead to free all of those who've been unfairly imprisoned.
This is my mission.
Come! To the Fairy territory! Wait.
What about the crown? It's only cardboard.
Look, it's up to us now.
We still have two flags.
- I say we go for Belson's right now.
- I'm with you.
- Yeah! - Uh-huh! [Music.]
All right, we only got one shot at this.
- Let's do it.
- Chad: Whoa! Hey! Uh, are you guys playing with those water balloons? Shh.
- Chad.
Quiet.
- Yeah, we're sneaking.
- Wha You're what?! - Chad, go away.
You want me to stay? No, Chad.
We'll ju See you later.
You need another player? - No.
Chad, just go! - Oh, man.
Thanks, guys! I have tons of water balloons! Ah! I've been saving them! Okay, I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
[Grunting.]
- Adults are so weird.
- Oh, I live this way.
Chad: So, I'll be back with all the water-balloon stuff, okay? - Let's bust in there.
- Yeah.
[Both grunting.]
[Screaming.]
Chelsea: What happened here? - [Gasps.]
Belson? - Don't hurt me.
What happened? - They came.
- Who? They came and they took everything.
Not just our balloon supply, not just our flag - They took our people! - I don't like this.
- Let's get back to the neutral zone and - Ha! Neutral zone.
[Laughs, coughs.]
Children: [Chanting.]
Juice.
Juice.
There is no neutral zone anymore.
[Rustling.]
Children: [Chanting.]
Juice.
Juice.
[Cackling.]
There is only his land! Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha! [Coughs.]
Juice.
Juice.
- Huh? - Huh? Juice.
Juice.
Nooooooo! Aaaah! [Cackling.]
Oh! Oh! Children: [Chanting.]
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
[Sighs.]
[Footsteps approaching.]
Greetings.
[vocal sings.]
Children, I have come to Oh, please, please! Oh! Fear not, my babes.
I have come to Oh, man.
It's really bright out here.
Mm.
Fear not, my babes.
I have come to set you free.
That's right.
No longer will you be held by the shackles of impression.
I vow that no kid shall be jailed or depraved of their juice no matter what team they're on.
Freedom for all! Yay! Mwah.
Mwah, mwah.
Our savior.
This isn't a trick? You're not gonna jail us at your base? Clarence doesn't jail.
He only frees.
That's right.
[Gasps.]
My gosh! How can I talk of freedom when I have a prisoner jailed at my very headquarters? There's no time to lose.
save you [Blows.]
[sighs.]
I couldn't be having a lovelier day.
Just me and this quiet grove.
Kind of got to go to the bathroom, though.
[Music.]
[Grunting.]
Where are you taking us? - What'd you do with Belson? - Quiet.
Children: [Chanting.]
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice! Juice! [Children screaming.]
- Belson? - Get me out of here, Chelsea! Children: [Chanting.]
Juice! Juice! - Juice! Juice! - Ahem! Greetings! [Children cheering.]
Now introducing the maestro of malevolence the general of juice the warrior of the wasteland the boogeyman in my basement [Chuckles.]
our Lord Summongous! [Indistinct shouting.]
Sumo? You don't even have a team! Tell me where the Nugget and Fairy flags are.
Why would we do that? What is this? For too long, Belson has held the crown, and for too long, Belson has taken sweet juice - from the hands of thirsty kids.
- I never.
Well, I say enough is enough.
The reign is over! [Children cheering.]
If you do what I say, everyone gets all the juice they want.
[Both groan.]
And if you don't do what I say, you go to jail with no juice! - Aw.
- This is depressing.
You're brainwashing everyone so you can win the game.
Game? There is no game.
There is only power! Either you tell me where your flag is and enjoy a bounty of juices beyond your wildest dreams, or.
I'll simply make you tell me where the flags are and send you to jail to rot.
I will be king.
It's only just a matter of time.
Think fast, Sumo! [Grunts.]
[Gasping.]
Children: [Chanting.]
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
Juice.
That's how it's gonna be, huh? [imitates chainsaw power on.]
[imitate chainsaw revs.]
Huh! Belson: Wait! The tree house! Their flags are at the tree house.
- Belson! - How do you know that? Um, I'm just I'm s-smart or whatever.
I just I figured it out.
I don't know.
[laughs.]
Throw them in jail.
Dang it, Belson.
You've destroyed us all.
Move for the tree house.
Breehn: Copy, my lord.
Oh.
The human bladder wasn't meant to handle this kind of pressure.
[Groans.]
Well no one's gonna know.
[Zipper unzips.]
Aah! [Gasps.]
N-No, no, no! Wait! Ooh.
Aah.
Uhh.
Ah, come on! I'm already in jail.
- Vu: Brothers! - Huh? We got the flags! These are our flags, right? I found them right away! Tell Sumo! - Uh, hello, Your Lordship.
- Sumo: Who is this? Uh, hi, hi.
It's Breehn.
Oh, how's it going? Oh, yeah.
I'm doing well.
How about you? Eh.
Same old, same old.
Oh, that's that's good to hear.
Sir, we've got the flags.
It's over, Your Lordship.
Excellent.
Now bring 'em to me.
Aah! Greetings, brethrens.
[Children vocalizing.]
Clarence.
[yells.]
Stop them! [Children screaming.]
Even the battle is a walk in the park Our only weapons are playthings Isn't this fun? La-la, la-la-la Whoo! Uh! Uh! La-la-la, la-la I'm aiming straight for you, and I am the dart I never miss you, that's the strange thing - Clarence! - # But now that you've come # This is all your fault! Agh! It goes the other way 'Cause everyone loves the summertime Excellent.
Now throw them in jail.
- But, Your Clarenceness.
- Do as I command.
Now free them.
- Clarence.
- But why? Look around.
We fight and divide each other.
Jail is a learn.
And for what? Some silly, sweet nectar? No kid should be shackled by the powers of the juice or a king who controls them.
[Children vocalizing.]
Children: [Chanting.]
Juice? Juice? Uh, Your Clarenceness, sir, I know of a place with more jailed kids than anywhere.
No time to waste.
Muah-ha-ha-ha-ha! So, how do you like jail? [Snickers.]
Oh, that feels good.
You don't deserve to wear that.
I can't wait for the day you're sipping on some juice and I can snatch it from you.
Not likely.
[Snarls.]
[Snarls.]
[Snarls.]
- Ha.
- Gah! [Children vocalizing.]
What's going on? Now introducing the humble guardian of our people Lord Clarence! [Children gasping.]
Pollo save you Pollo save you Children: [Chanting.]
Juice? Juice? Juice Clarence! What are you doing? You think I'd miss this party? [Groans.]
My friends, free them all.
Clarence, what's happening? This juice system enslaves us all, Sumo.
Juice keeps us in jail.
Not like a real jail, but you know keeps your heart in jail.
There's only one solution freedom for all.
Noooo, you Join me! Together, we can take on No.
I'm doing what's right.
[Snaps fingers.]
[Indistinct conversations.]
No! Everything I've built! - Nooo! - Well, what do we do now? What do we do? What can't we do? No more shall we imprison our brothers and sisters.
The war is over! [Children cheering.]
Hey, kids! You guys still playing? Um, I brought a lot of balloons if, um Thought you might want to throw 'em around a little bit.
Heh.
Maybe I can throw a few around too, maybe.
- I don't know.
Heh.
- Get the grown-up! Waa! [Sumo laughs.]
Okay, go.
All right.
Here goes.
All right.
I don't want to live in fear of it.
I probably just earned it.
Hmm.
- Huh? - Here, Belson.
- Free.
- Okay.
Thanks, buddy.
- Mine brethren.
- Hey, guys, stop! You guys, stop! Guys, stop! Yeah, guys, uh, just want to let you know I replaced all the flags with decoys, like, way back when the game first started.
So, like, I already won.
Give me the crown.
Are you serious? Then why'd you get yourself caught? Why go through all this? Um, mostly, 'cause I'm, like, the puppet master and you guys just all do my bidding and it's funny.
Now, come on.
I'm still king.
Give me all your juice.
Wait! [Indistinct shouting.]
[Laughing.]
Yeah, whatever.
Still king.
Oh! I am king! Ohhh!