Bunnicula (2016) s02e34 Episode Script

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[theme music playing]
[growls]
[laughing]
[hisses] Blah.
My three little vampire pet gentlemen
are frighteningly adorable.
Vampire pet selfie.
[chuckles] Oh, I can't wait
to share this with my friends. Huh?
Bunn didn't show up in the picture again.
Wait, does that mean that Bunnicula?
Are you?
Are you not visible
without proper white balance?
I should take another look
at these settings.
-[door closes]
-You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
-Vampire dance party?
-Exactly.
[inhales]
-Yeah, let's do it.
-Oh, yeah, yeah!
[Bunnicula speaking indistinctly]
-Whoo!
-[Chester] Ooh. Yeah, yeah.
[speaking indistinctly]
Do the Bunnicula.
[cackles, then snarls]
[chuckles]
We look like real vampires, huh?
Uh-huh.
[yelps]
-[snarls]
-What is that?
Anyways, illegal vampire
dance party detected.
You are all under arrest.
-What? No.
-[Bunnicula speaks indistinctly]
-[Chester grunting]
-Whoa.
Give it up, vampires. There's no escape.
But we're not real vampires!
-[vampire 1] Aah.
-[vampire 2 laughs]
Where are we?
Welcome to prism prison.
"Prison" prison?
Like a prison for prisons?
No! Prism. As in light prism.
Prism prison.
Prism prison.
Oh, that's fun to say. Prism prison.
-[guards] Prism prison, Prism prison
-Prism prison.
So, anyways
Prism prison. Oh. Prism prison.
Here we harness the power of light
to imprison vampires like you.
-[vampire 1] Vampires. Bad.
-[vampire 2] You guys are bad.
You mean this place is full of vampires?
[vampires snarling]
[squeaking]
But we're not real vampires.
Him, yes, but not us.
Not me, most importantly.
That's what they all say.
[snarls, then speaks indistinctly]
Whoa! Looks like we got
a live one here. I need backup.
[guards] Backup, backup, backup.
[snarls, then grunting]
That ought to hold you in place.
You are a particularly dangerous vampire.
-[guard 1] Dangerous.
-[guard 2] Scary, too.
-Scary nightmares.
-Dangerous vampire.
Lock him up in maximum security.
-[vampire 1] Yeah, maximum.
-[vampire 2] That's the most secure.
-Doesn't get much more secure than that.
-[blowing raspberry]
[lead guard] Stop doing that. It's rude.
-[guard 1] Rude. Pretty rude.
-[guard 2] Very rude.
Oh, no, Bunnicula!
But we're not real vampires. Honest. See?
[vampire laughs]
We're not real vampires either.
Who said that?
[vampires snarling]
-Welcome.
-[yells]
Uh-uh-uh.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Whatever you do, do not touch these bars.
-[bar crackles]
-[groans]
Here I am telling you
not to touch it, and I touch it.
[whimpers]
Cozy up, fellas.
You're gonna be here for a very long time.
We can't stay here that long.
Mina feeds us at six.
I'm not staying here forever.
We have to find Bunnicula
and get out of here.
[Bunnicula blowing raspberry]
[grunting]
[blows raspberry]
-[guard 1] Rude.
-[guard 2] Definitely rude. So obnoxious.
That crystal above you
will channel a beam of filtered sunlight
that will keep you immobilized
and slightly crispy for all of eternity.
[yelling, then grunting]
Now you sit here and think about
why it's bad to be a vampire.
Ow! Nasty little guy!
-[guard 1] Yes. Nasty. Nasty and rude.
-[guard 2] Bad manners is what it is.
[laughs]
[groans, then blows raspberry]
[indistinct chattering]
[groans] Garlic slop.
-Blah.
-[screams]
Yes, the warden feeds us
nothing but garlic slop, blah.
He's so mean to us, blah.
And the worst part is it's so delicious.
Ow. Mm.
[all slurp]
[all] Ow! Mm.
[grunts] I can't take being in here
any longer. We have to free our buddy.
Once he's out, he can help us escape.
There's no escaping this place.
We've all tried. It's impossible.
I have a plan.
Right. You have a plan.
Look, Harold, escaping from a prison
is one of the most
complicated undertakings--
Harold! What did you do that for?
We'll distract the guards
by having a food fight!
Ow! [laughs]
Ow. [chuckles]
Ow. [laughs]
Wait, what's going on here?
Stop this right now.
-[all snarl]
-I need backup!
[alarm blaring]
-[guard 1] Backup.
-[guard 2] Quickly.
-Backup.
-Out of the way.
[laughs, then grunting]
[panting]
-[guard 1] Out of the way.
-[guard 2] Backup.
[grunts] Aah!
Whew.
Wait. I went through the wall.
And I'm not fried.
Of course. I'm not a real vampire.
The light can't hurt me.
I gotta tell Harold.
Oh! Did you just figure that out?
[chuckles] Man, I've been coming and going
this whole time.
There is this great
smoothie place down the way.
-You knew about this?
-Uh-huh.
-You didn't tell me?
-Right.
-Why?
-Uh
Halt. No vampires escape on my watch.
-[Chester screams]
-[yelps]
[Chester yelps, then panting]
Why'd he pick me?
[guards] Backup, backup.
[yells, then pants]
-[guard 1] Backup, backup, backup.
-[guard 2] I got your six.
[panting]
-[guards] Backup, backup, backup.
-[Chester screaming]
[guards] Well, well, well.
Well, well, well.
[lead guard] Well
[whimpering]
Let's talk about this, guys.
How did you manage
to pass through our light barriers?
You must be
the most powerful vampire of all time.
-[guard 1] That's too powerful.
-[guard 2] He's very scary.
Quick, everyone, fire.
I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire,
I'm not a vampire
[guards] Fire, fire, fire.
No! Hey.
You know what?
This is kind of nice actually.
[yawns]
Mm. It's so warm.
More like the sunniest spot on the carpet.
Aha! Yes!
Listen to the creature's cries of agony.
Keep firing.
-[guard 1] Fire, fire, fire.
-[guard 2] Fire away.
More fire, fire, fire.
[snoring]
[guards] More fire, fire, fire. Fire away.
Bunnicula! Bunnicula?
Bunnicula, where are you?
Blah, hello.
Oh, hi. I'm looking for Bunnicula,
so I can help him escape.
-Escape?
-Yup. He' s my best friend.
Wait! Don' t go. Blah! I'll be a Bunnicula
if you need me to be. Ow.
Bunnicula!
Bunnicula!
[speaks indistinctly]
Yay, Bunnicula, I found you. Sweet beard.
Let's get you out of here.
[speaking indistinctly]
I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
You need protection
to pass through the light bars.
Or else you'll get fried?
And you need darkness to recharge.
Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
Hmm.
Somewhere dark. I know!
Aah.
[speaks indistinctly]
[laughs]
Let's go!
-[yawning]
-Chester!
-[speaks indistinctly]
-Hey, you found Bunnicula.
Yeah! Where'd you go?
I was taking care of the guards.
They won't be causing us
trouble anytime soon.
[guards] Fire, fire, fire, fire away.
Well, we should get out of here.
Wait.
You wouldn't leave
your fellow vampires here, would you?
[indistinct chattering]
[grunts, then clicks tongue]
Let's do this.
[grunts]
Yes, we're finally free.
-Thank you.
-Don't mention it. Glad to help.
Now that we're free,
we can finally usher in
a new era of darkness on all of mankind.
[cackles]
Seriously, guys, thank you.
[continues cackling]
Oopsies.
Oh, no.
Oh, too bad.
Looks like we'll have to keep you
out of the sun, Bunnicula.
[grunts, then clicks tongue]
Let's do this
Aah.
[Chester] Maybe we can stop by
that smoothie place you talked about.
-[Harold] Yeah. Okay.
-[sighs] It's gonna be a long walk home.
[lead guard] Oh, this is a much easier way
to keep vampires subdued.
-[guard 1] Oh yeah. I agree.
-[guard 2] Much easier.
[closing theme playing]