Clarence US (2014) s02e34 Episode Script
Belson's Backpack
1 [remote clicks.]
[upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Music.]
[Seagulls crying.]
- Hi, Bodhi.
- Hey, Bodhi.
It's great to see you.
Nice hat.
Ugh, losers.
[Grunts.]
Hey, that looks like fun.
It is.
Now leave me alone.
[Chuckles.]
You're the best, Bodhi.
- Whatcha doing? - Uh, I-I-I was just playing reading reading about t-that new game, "Cyber Sniper.
" - Uhhh hey, check it out.
- Also, I [Grunts.]
[Laughter.]
- What the heck, man? - Good one, Belson.
It's a game we have where we try to trip each other.
Belson's really good at it.
[Laughs.]
Let's get out of here.
All right, who took my magazine?! [Groans.]
Come on.
No.
What is oh, gross.
Who's is this? [Yells.]
Where is it?! - Bodhi? - Um, who's Bodhi? N-Nobody.
Uh, nothing.
Whatever.
[Chuckles.]
You're gonna love this surprise.
I spent a long time on it.
Show me! Show me! Show me! Huh? You stole one of Jeff's science books? Hey, what? This isn't mine.
I didn't pack this.
"Bodhi's World.
" What's this? [Chuckles.]
This is so cool.
Come on, Reed.
I know you took it.
Or was it you, Darlie? [Squeak!.]
Geez, Belson.
Nobody knows where your stupid bag is.
Why do you need it so bad? Because i-it just Well, you know Somebody tell me where my bag is right now! Whew! What a whirlwind.
Eh.
I must know the gentle soul who spun such a beautiful tale.
I don't know what you're talking about! [Grunts.]
You are such a crazy head.
- What? This is Belson's bag.
- [Gasps.]
Belson? Argh! - Hi, Belson! - Ugh.
Bye, Belson.
Oh, no.
- I liked your story.
- Give it back! [Grunts.]
I love the part about Bodhi, and he has that coral.
Clarence come on Aah! Ooh! And also, you can tell that Bodhi has a little crush on Finsy.
N-No, he doesn't.
And besides, each pod uses a unique dialect, so it's not like I-I-I-I mean I mean, what? I don't even know what you're talking about.
- I didn't write it.
- But it has your name on it.
[Dolphin chirps.]
Yeah, but I didn't draw in it! I don't know where those came from.
- I just read these for the articles.
- Yeah, right Oof! That's the boring part.
You got to tell me what happens next.
Oof! I don't know because I didn't write them, and I don't know what you're talking about.
Bye, Mr.
Reese! Hey, you kids aren't supposed to leave the school.
Hmm.
All right, well, I tried.
Please, please, please make more.
Like, what if Bodhi and Finsy became best friends? Belson, sweetie, what's wrong? You said you were sick.
Would you get away from me?! [Grunts.]
Mom, drive! - It rolls pretty good.
- Hm.
[Squirt!.]
[Sighs.]
That story was so nice.
[Squish!.]
I wish Belson would make another one.
[Music.]
Hold on.
Pickle's coming loose.
[Laughing.]
Hey, give me back my bag! Where is he? [Groans.]
[Breathing heavily.]
[Clarence laughing continues.]
Clarence? [Breathing heavily.]
[Panting.]
W-What the? - How the heck? - Oh, nothing.
Just a fresh canvas for the master.
Gah! Clarence, just get out of my life.
There's something wrong with you.
Clarence doesn't even know how to respect anyone's personal property or space.
Man: Combo! Combo! [Grunting.]
Exterminator! [Breathing heavily.]
Harbinger of mass extinction! Level clear.
Good job, soldier.
Clarence: Like, what if Bodhi and Finsy became best friends? He clearly doesn't know what Bodhi's story arc is all about, but maybe if Bodhi rides a current to the south shore where the other dolphins are Ahh, now we're talking.
[Gasps.]
Belson, thank you! I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, yeah.
[Chuckles.]
Where's my coral? That's That's the wrong That's the wrong thing.
She doesn't know.
[Gasps.]
Yeah! Finsy! [Gasps.]
Oh, my gosh.
Bodhi's gonna let Finsy help him.
Yes.
Yes! Yes! I must have more.
[Beach music playing.]
[Whistling.]
[Humming.]
[Chuckling.]
Not even Davy Jones' locker would hold him back From the waves of expression flowing forth Huh They're getting blurrier the deeper and deeper he sank Hmm And then Finsy and Bodhi team up, and even though Bodhi doesn't like Finsy, Finsy's really helpful.
Oh, my gosh.
You guys, it's so good.
He's searching in the deep, searching in the deep And he don't know, no, he don't know what's next He's searching in the deep, searching in the deep [Beeping.]
Clarence: Bodhi is so great, you guys.
Jeff: Clarence, we agreed no Bodhi in the bathroom.
Sorry, I just can't wait for the next issue, so I made my own comic while I wait.
Wha Huh? Yeah, he's like, "Where's my mom?" [Chuckles.]
And all, like, looking for his mom and stuff.
- What the heck is this?! - Oh, hi, Belson.
That's it! I'm finding a more private bathroom.
Eh, outside is fine anyway.
I know it's not as good as "Bodhi's World," but I made it to read until you make the next one.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I didn't make anything, remember? - This This is done.
- What? What do you mean? You're done making "Bodhi's World"? No, you got to keep making them.
You have to.
This was supposed to be my thing! Not my thing.
I-I-I never made him to begin with, so whatever.
[Groans.]
Bodhi Ugh! Mom, I need a new backpack! Okay, gummy bear.
Man: Let's cyber snipe! - Belson! Belson! - What?! [Dolphin squeaks.]
[Groans.]
What? Oh, wow.
Clarence, you did this? I thought we could go through the old ones, maybe get some ideas? Why, this is the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me.
Wow.
You collected all of these? And carried all of them here? Oh, that must have taken so long.
Gaah! [Gasps.]
Belson, I won't let you give up.
[Humming.]
Does it smell weird in here to you? What? I think it smells great, like a fresh, um, [sniffs.]
like a w-what is that? Doo do-do Okay, Belson.
I know you love "Bodhi's World.
" You got to keep making them! I told you, I-I can't because I never did.
I've bee putting these in your backpack, and you've been giving me new "Bodhi's World.
" Who else could it be? I don't know, I-I guess I guess it must I guess it must have been my mom.
- Huh? - Wow, she's she's pretty good.
Yeah, yeah, and maybe she doesn't want to keep doing them, because she doesn't know what's gonna happen next, and doing them takes a lot out of her.
"Bodhi's World" is a powerful beast.
It means something to us all now.
Maybe what you what your mom needs is a little help.
- Help? - Sure.
I could help her make it.
Nobody knows "Bodhi's World" like me.
I'm the number-one fan.
[Groans.]
Okay, so, I was thinking this chapter, what if Bodhi let's Finsy play with the coral? Uh Unh-unh.
Unh-unh.
Mnh-mnh.
No, I don't think so.
I still can't believe you made all of these.
[Chuckles.]
Yep, all me.
- So you drew this? - Mm-hmm.
Yes, I did.
Mm-hmm.
You drew a bathing suit on this dolphin.
- [Sighs.]
Yes.
- Wow.
Well, we're not leaving this room until we figure this out.
[Sighs.]
Okay.
What if we did one that had some focus on maybe some of the other characters.
- Unh-unh.
- No.
Ooh, what if Bodhi became a were-dolphin? - Mm-hmm? - Uhh maybe? Hmm.
What if Bodhi didn't have to go to dolphin school, so he could just play coral all day? - Mm-hmm.
- Mm, yes? Yes.
A-A-And maybe at the end, Bodhi could just be able to do what he wants.
No one bothers him or keeps trying to play with him.
He he just gets a break.
I think [Breathing raggedly.]
[Music.]
I think Bodhi would like that very much.
Hi, Bodhi.
- Hey.
- Bye, Bodhi.
Huh? Cool.
I wonder who that was.
[Chuckling.]
Hey, that looks like one of my Aquatic-opedias.
I think that issue should be here.
[Squish!.]
[Gasps.]
Aaaaaaah!!
[upbeat music plays.]
I don't care what you say! I'm gonna do what I want all day! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! I'm the king of the world! [Music.]
[Seagulls crying.]
- Hi, Bodhi.
- Hey, Bodhi.
It's great to see you.
Nice hat.
Ugh, losers.
[Grunts.]
Hey, that looks like fun.
It is.
Now leave me alone.
[Chuckles.]
You're the best, Bodhi.
- Whatcha doing? - Uh, I-I-I was just playing reading reading about t-that new game, "Cyber Sniper.
" - Uhhh hey, check it out.
- Also, I [Grunts.]
[Laughter.]
- What the heck, man? - Good one, Belson.
It's a game we have where we try to trip each other.
Belson's really good at it.
[Laughs.]
Let's get out of here.
All right, who took my magazine?! [Groans.]
Come on.
No.
What is oh, gross.
Who's is this? [Yells.]
Where is it?! - Bodhi? - Um, who's Bodhi? N-Nobody.
Uh, nothing.
Whatever.
[Chuckles.]
You're gonna love this surprise.
I spent a long time on it.
Show me! Show me! Show me! Huh? You stole one of Jeff's science books? Hey, what? This isn't mine.
I didn't pack this.
"Bodhi's World.
" What's this? [Chuckles.]
This is so cool.
Come on, Reed.
I know you took it.
Or was it you, Darlie? [Squeak!.]
Geez, Belson.
Nobody knows where your stupid bag is.
Why do you need it so bad? Because i-it just Well, you know Somebody tell me where my bag is right now! Whew! What a whirlwind.
Eh.
I must know the gentle soul who spun such a beautiful tale.
I don't know what you're talking about! [Grunts.]
You are such a crazy head.
- What? This is Belson's bag.
- [Gasps.]
Belson? Argh! - Hi, Belson! - Ugh.
Bye, Belson.
Oh, no.
- I liked your story.
- Give it back! [Grunts.]
I love the part about Bodhi, and he has that coral.
Clarence come on Aah! Ooh! And also, you can tell that Bodhi has a little crush on Finsy.
N-No, he doesn't.
And besides, each pod uses a unique dialect, so it's not like I-I-I-I mean I mean, what? I don't even know what you're talking about.
- I didn't write it.
- But it has your name on it.
[Dolphin chirps.]
Yeah, but I didn't draw in it! I don't know where those came from.
- I just read these for the articles.
- Yeah, right Oof! That's the boring part.
You got to tell me what happens next.
Oof! I don't know because I didn't write them, and I don't know what you're talking about.
Bye, Mr.
Reese! Hey, you kids aren't supposed to leave the school.
Hmm.
All right, well, I tried.
Please, please, please make more.
Like, what if Bodhi and Finsy became best friends? Belson, sweetie, what's wrong? You said you were sick.
Would you get away from me?! [Grunts.]
Mom, drive! - It rolls pretty good.
- Hm.
[Squirt!.]
[Sighs.]
That story was so nice.
[Squish!.]
I wish Belson would make another one.
[Music.]
Hold on.
Pickle's coming loose.
[Laughing.]
Hey, give me back my bag! Where is he? [Groans.]
[Breathing heavily.]
[Clarence laughing continues.]
Clarence? [Breathing heavily.]
[Panting.]
W-What the? - How the heck? - Oh, nothing.
Just a fresh canvas for the master.
Gah! Clarence, just get out of my life.
There's something wrong with you.
Clarence doesn't even know how to respect anyone's personal property or space.
Man: Combo! Combo! [Grunting.]
Exterminator! [Breathing heavily.]
Harbinger of mass extinction! Level clear.
Good job, soldier.
Clarence: Like, what if Bodhi and Finsy became best friends? He clearly doesn't know what Bodhi's story arc is all about, but maybe if Bodhi rides a current to the south shore where the other dolphins are Ahh, now we're talking.
[Gasps.]
Belson, thank you! I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, yeah.
[Chuckles.]
Where's my coral? That's That's the wrong That's the wrong thing.
She doesn't know.
[Gasps.]
Yeah! Finsy! [Gasps.]
Oh, my gosh.
Bodhi's gonna let Finsy help him.
Yes.
Yes! Yes! I must have more.
[Beach music playing.]
[Whistling.]
[Humming.]
[Chuckling.]
Not even Davy Jones' locker would hold him back From the waves of expression flowing forth Huh They're getting blurrier the deeper and deeper he sank Hmm And then Finsy and Bodhi team up, and even though Bodhi doesn't like Finsy, Finsy's really helpful.
Oh, my gosh.
You guys, it's so good.
He's searching in the deep, searching in the deep And he don't know, no, he don't know what's next He's searching in the deep, searching in the deep [Beeping.]
Clarence: Bodhi is so great, you guys.
Jeff: Clarence, we agreed no Bodhi in the bathroom.
Sorry, I just can't wait for the next issue, so I made my own comic while I wait.
Wha Huh? Yeah, he's like, "Where's my mom?" [Chuckles.]
And all, like, looking for his mom and stuff.
- What the heck is this?! - Oh, hi, Belson.
That's it! I'm finding a more private bathroom.
Eh, outside is fine anyway.
I know it's not as good as "Bodhi's World," but I made it to read until you make the next one.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I didn't make anything, remember? - This This is done.
- What? What do you mean? You're done making "Bodhi's World"? No, you got to keep making them.
You have to.
This was supposed to be my thing! Not my thing.
I-I-I never made him to begin with, so whatever.
[Groans.]
Bodhi Ugh! Mom, I need a new backpack! Okay, gummy bear.
Man: Let's cyber snipe! - Belson! Belson! - What?! [Dolphin squeaks.]
[Groans.]
What? Oh, wow.
Clarence, you did this? I thought we could go through the old ones, maybe get some ideas? Why, this is the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me.
Wow.
You collected all of these? And carried all of them here? Oh, that must have taken so long.
Gaah! [Gasps.]
Belson, I won't let you give up.
[Humming.]
Does it smell weird in here to you? What? I think it smells great, like a fresh, um, [sniffs.]
like a w-what is that? Doo do-do Okay, Belson.
I know you love "Bodhi's World.
" You got to keep making them! I told you, I-I can't because I never did.
I've bee putting these in your backpack, and you've been giving me new "Bodhi's World.
" Who else could it be? I don't know, I-I guess I guess it must I guess it must have been my mom.
- Huh? - Wow, she's she's pretty good.
Yeah, yeah, and maybe she doesn't want to keep doing them, because she doesn't know what's gonna happen next, and doing them takes a lot out of her.
"Bodhi's World" is a powerful beast.
It means something to us all now.
Maybe what you what your mom needs is a little help.
- Help? - Sure.
I could help her make it.
Nobody knows "Bodhi's World" like me.
I'm the number-one fan.
[Groans.]
Okay, so, I was thinking this chapter, what if Bodhi let's Finsy play with the coral? Uh Unh-unh.
Unh-unh.
Mnh-mnh.
No, I don't think so.
I still can't believe you made all of these.
[Chuckles.]
Yep, all me.
- So you drew this? - Mm-hmm.
Yes, I did.
Mm-hmm.
You drew a bathing suit on this dolphin.
- [Sighs.]
Yes.
- Wow.
Well, we're not leaving this room until we figure this out.
[Sighs.]
Okay.
What if we did one that had some focus on maybe some of the other characters.
- Unh-unh.
- No.
Ooh, what if Bodhi became a were-dolphin? - Mm-hmm? - Uhh maybe? Hmm.
What if Bodhi didn't have to go to dolphin school, so he could just play coral all day? - Mm-hmm.
- Mm, yes? Yes.
A-A-And maybe at the end, Bodhi could just be able to do what he wants.
No one bothers him or keeps trying to play with him.
He he just gets a break.
I think [Breathing raggedly.]
[Music.]
I think Bodhi would like that very much.
Hi, Bodhi.
- Hey.
- Bye, Bodhi.
Huh? Cool.
I wonder who that was.
[Chuckling.]
Hey, that looks like one of my Aquatic-opedias.
I think that issue should be here.
[Squish!.]
[Gasps.]
Aaaaaaah!!