Phineas and Ferb s02e34 Episode Script

by ashirogi27 It's totally time for a totally favorite TV show! Hey, Jeremy.
Care to have a seat? I have something to show you.
It's impossibly important Ooh, it's starting! Shhhh (Song: "Let's All Dance Until We're Sick" theme) Oh, yeah Everybody get up, time to shimmy and shake! Stomp and twist 'til your ankles break! Jumpin' all around like a pogo stick! Let's all dance until we're sick! Let's all dance until We're sick! Hi ya! Nikki Stars here.
Get ready, Danville.
This week, the world's most popular dance contest is coming to you! See Jeremy, that's my surprise.
They're taping here in Danville and I already entered us! No, way! You guys are totally gonna win! Sure, Candace! Um.
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I'm gonna go get some fresh air, okay? Okay! He's so excited to get free! So, brother of mine, whatever shall we engage in today? Hey Jeremy! What's the haps, Big Guy? Oh, man.
Your sister's into that some big dance show.
And– You know, I just don't wanna let her down.
So, what's the problem? Have you seen the fancy dancing on the show? I can fake it in a school auditorium.
Just not in a nationally syndicated dance show.
Oh, maybe Ferb can teach you.
Wow.
That's really– Uhp-uhp! Wait for it There's no way I can learn that by tonight.
Hm Maybe you don't have to.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! What? Oh-ho, sorry.
Hey! I wonder where Perry is! Ah, Agent P.
Seems Dr.
Doofenshmirtz has been buying up the entire Tri-State Area's supply of, potatoes, vegan, and whole boatloads of chopped green onions, sounds like a recipe for evil.
Literally! So, uh Get cooking, Agent P! Monogram out.
So, here it is! The Ferbalistic Groovatron 9000! How is that supposed to help me? You put it under your clothes, and nobody will see this electronic exoskeleton helping you with dance moves! Ferb does the fancy dancing move over here, and you do the same fancy move over there! Sweet.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc– Intruder alert.
Well, well, well, look who's here.
Perry the Platypus.
All shackled up and no place to go! Yeah, I think we made too much potato salad, Norm.
I– I guess we'll have to give everyone a 2-ton take-home container.
And I still think you should have added more green onions.
Well, next time you can do all the cooking and I'll stand around coming up with evil plans that ultimately fail! Wow.
Cuttin' deep, man.
Well, I'm off to an annual evil potluck and press conference.
I'll just leave you here to, you know, meet your doom.
That, I saw it in a movie once.
I didn't catch the ending, because I have other things to do, but i-it seems pretty foolproof.
Well, gotta run! Can't be in two places at the same time, but of course– Soon you'll be able to Norm, let's go.
Would it kill you to say please once in a while? You going to be like this all day? Yes.
Yes, I am.
We're so going to win this thing, Jeremy.
We are going TO WIN! Dancers! Your dance floor awaits! Our dancers will boogie until they get axed by the judges.
If your light goes out, your time is up.
Now, let the dancing begin! Ready? Alright Heinz, where's the press? Patience, Dr.
Bloodpudding, they'll be here.
When have I ever let you guys down? Far too often, Doofenshmirtz.
Far too often.
Rodney, I don't remember inviting you.
I told you! I prefer you use my full name.
Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstein! Anyway, today is the day we reveal to the Tri-State Area, the existence, of the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness! You want us to be called L.
O.
V.
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M.
U.
F.
F.
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? Oh, good grief! It doesn't matter what we're called.
What's important is that we get our evil message out to the people of the Tri-State Area! And how are we going to that with no TV cameras or no press of any kind? They'll be here, they'll be here.
Clearly, the buffet alone will bring 'em.
Yummy, yummy potato salad! And we do seem to have a surplus of that.
Did you expect everyone to lug home 2-ton take home bags? No.
Yes! Shut it, Norm.
Whose side are you on, anyway? And the press will be here, Rodney.
I don't think so, Heinz! Dr.
Diminutive? Here, look.
All the present town is covering this.
That's right.
Let's Dance 'Til We're Sick is filming here in Danville.
And I've got all the live coverage 24/7! Huh! Well, if the press won't come to us, we'll go to the press! To the dance hall! Attention, miserable citizens of Danville! Hello? Evil scientist speaking! C-Can I get a hand over here? What? Nothing? Why are they so focused on these dancers? Because it's a dance contest, Heinz.
Clearly, they're only filming the best dancers! Hm.
Wait! That's it! Okay, split up and start dancing like you've never danced before! Whoever gets on camera first, they deliver our message of evil! They're terrible! Oh, the humanity! This looks like a job for Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth– Oh, can it, Rodney.
I think we both know that I'm a better evil dancer than you.
See this? It's my hand.
You can talk to it.
All right.
Hey, hand! My evil dancing's better than yours.
It's like you're stuck in a canoe but you've got no oars.
See you on the dance floor! Nobody talks to my hand that way! Agent P, you must stop Doofenshmirtz and his unnamed gang of evil scientists before they broadcast their message of evil, and interrupt what is quickly become my and Carl's favorite show.
Well, this shindig is in full swing! Looks like the judges are starting to eliminate dancers.
Who will survive? They're eliminating people.
Let's kick it up a notch! People of the Tri-State Area, you may begin pointing in fear at your earliest possible convenience of– Wait, really? W-Were you even watching that move? Well, my future subjects, it is I, Aloyse Everheart Eliz– This is ful zwein So I represent the League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments– Ah! Philistine! That– That was a perfectly good Charleston! Wow! You're real–ly good! Bravo! Bravo! Go, Candace! Oh, man! That guy is awesome! Looks like someone's a fan favorite.
Hang on in 90s! Ugh! Wait, that's my spotlight! If anyone's pushing this dancer out of the way, it's me! Oh no, Doofenshmirtz, I was here first! Am I gonna have to talk to your hand again?! Maybe in your own mind! No! Mine! This is awkward And look! There's only one dancer left standing! Let's see what he does.
Say, that was some fabulicious dancing out there! I see quite a future for someone with moves like that! Is she saying what I think she's saying? How'd you like to dance 'til you're sick every week? Do it, Jeremy, do it! We could be stars! Dancing stars! We can– Candace, I can't do this.
All those great dance moves I've been doing today Well It was actually That's kind of disturbing.
It was this crazy contraption doing all those dance moves.
If you wanna see what a real dancer looks like, then here you go! Well, it looks like my work here is done.
I'm sorry about all this, Candace.
I– I just didn't want to let you down.
Oh, Jeremy.
You weren't gonna let me down.
I just wanted you to come out with me and have a good time! And you know, dance 'til we're sick! Well, I am feeling a little dizzy.
I got ya, big guy.
They should have called it Let's All Dance Until We're In Intensive Care.
Wow!