Bunnicula (2016) s02e36 Episode Script

1
[theme music playing]
[laughing]
[giggles]
[roaring]
[slurps]
Huh?
[groans]
[music playing over earphone]
[roaring]
Huh? [groans]
[Chester] "A 12-letter word
meaning to make off with."
Hmm. Aah.
"Absquatulate."
"A nine-letter word meaning 'not scary'."
[roaring]
-Bunnicula.
-Huh?
You scare me every night
at exactly 9:05, Bunnicula.
Look, if you expect results,
-you're gonna have to switch things up.
-Nah!
[grunting]
Come on. Almost got you.
Oh, hey, Bunnic.
Somebody dropped
some blueberries under here. [chuckles]
[grunts] Come to me! Gotcha!
Mission accomplished.
Now it's time to reap the reward.
Here you go, Bunnic! Boop!
[speaks indistinctly]
[slurping]
[moans]
Found food.
Okay, Bunnic.
Ready for some hide-and-seek?
[speaking indistinctly]
Seven, eight, nine, ten!
Ready or not, here I come!
Huh? [chuckles]
Bunnic. I think you forgot to hide.
Oh. [chuckles]
[Harold] Eight, nine, ten!
Ready or not, here I come!
Found you, Bunnic! [chuckles]
I gotta admit
it's not your best hiding spot, but
Okay, you count! My turn to hide!
Oh, boy. Oh, boy, I gotta hide!
I gotta hide! Gotta hide!
Nine.
Ten
Oh! Oh, boy, I gotta hide. I gotta hide.
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, I gotta hide.
[speaking indistinctly]
Oh, boy, I gotta hide. I gotta hide.
[speaking indistinctly]
[groans] Hmm
[indistinctly] You're hiding right there.
Man, Bunnic,
you are good at hide-and-seek.
How about a game of tag?
Boop. You're it.
[laughing]
[inhales]
[groans]
[Harold] Can't catch me!
Can't catch me! [pants]
[pants] Can't catch me.
Look out! Look out!
There I go! So fast!
Ha-ha! Let's play Pirates instead.
I'm gonna be Lafitte.
You can be Bluebeard. En garde!
Yarr, yarr, yarr!
Ooh, aah, ooh. Yarr! [grunting]
Parry! Deflect! [grunts]
Space battle!
[mimicking laser gun shooting]
No, you're not my father!
[mimicking laser gun shooting]
They got us pinned down!
We need air support! [mimicking explosion]
Incoming!
Come on, partner!
They're heading us off at the pass!
Hey, Bunnicula.
What's up with you?
-Why are you all blue?
-Azul.
-Huh?
-Azul. It's Spanish for blue.
Yeah. Thanks, Harold.
We need to figure out
how Bunnicula got like this.
Well, I don't know,
but ever since I gave him that blueberry,
he's been acting really sad.
It looks like Bunnicula
has a severe case of the blues.
And if there's one person
who knows everything about the blues,
it's Rusty Bones.
[playing jazz]
[chuckles] Ooh. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Now what's bringing you around
these parts to see ol' Rusty Bones?
Mr. Bones, you know we wouldn't bother you
if it wasn't important.
But
can you sign my rare,
first-edition printing of your hit single,
The Rotten Awful Blues?
Chester! Mr. Bones,
Bunnicula's never sad.
But now he's sad all the time.
You gotta help him, Mr. Bones.
You can't just take away the blues.
You gotta let them out.
Ol' Rusty Bones and Blues Bear
are gonna get you started, Bunnicula.
[playing jazz]
Now, let it out, Bunnicula.
Uh
I got the blues ♪
[singing indistinctly]
Yeah.
I was thinking a little less dying cat
and more like a blues man.
Now, try it again, Bunnicula.
Only this time
reach deep down into your soul
and find that little bit of pain
that's been bothering you and let it go.
Okay.
[singing indistinctly]
[yells]
[roars]
"Four score and seven years a--"
-[roars]
-[yells]
[whimpering]
-[roars]
-[screams]
-[roars]
-[screams, then wailing]
-[roars]
-[yells]
[Bunnicula continues singing indistinctly]
Wow. You sure have scared
a lot of people through the years.
Yeah, but don't be sad about that,
Bunnicula.
That was the old you.
You're not scary anymore.
[whimpering]
Yeah, you're cute and adorable now.
[sobbing]
Who doesn't love a cute little bunny?
Why, I've eaten cat food scarier than you.
[speaks indistinctly]
[wailing]
[speaking indistinctly]
Nice work, boneheads.
[woman 1] Oh, he's so cute!
Oh, look at that bunny, Hank!
-He's so adorable.
-Mm-hm. He sure is cute.
[man 1] That is the cutest
blue bunny I've ever seen!
[man 2] Isn't he the cutest little bunny!
[chuckles] Oh, look at the bunny!
Oh, he's so cute.
[woman 2] What a cute
little blue bunny rabbit.
Hey, the picture didn't come out.
[indistinct chattering]
[sniffling]
[horn blowing]
You seeing things upside down, Bunnicula.
Oh, I don't mean this view you got here.
'Cause, son,
you found yourself a mighty nice view.
I'm talking about the way
you see yourself.
-Huh?
-Look at this quarter here.
This side is worth 25 cents.
You turn it over,
and it looks different on this side.
But the coin is still worth 25 cents.
There's two sides to every coin,
but they got the same value
no matter which side you see.
And the same
can be said about you, Bunnicula.
[speaking indistinctly]
What? No I'm not saying
you're worth a quarter.
Just pay attention, son.
You're ruining the moment.
Now, where was I? Oh, yeah.
What I'm saying is, sure, you're
a scary vampire with supernatural powers.
But you're also a cute little bunny.
And your friends
see the value in both sides of you.
They like you for the whole you,
not just one side or the other.
And you should too.
Embrace your cuteness, Bunnicula,
along with your supernatural.
One side's not more valuable
than the other.
[laughing]
[both laughing]
Now, there you go! You cured your blues.
Now, head on back to your family
and be the whole you.
Wait! Bunnic [groans]
He took my last quarter.
[Mina laughing]
-[Bunnicula purring]
-[Mina] Bunnie.
[chuckles] Oh. He is so cute!
Oh, you are so funny!
Ooh. I have an idea.
Chester and Harold need some funny hats.
I know just the ones.
I'll be right back.
I'm glad you're feeling better, Bunnicula.
Yep. Rusty Bones is a master
at getting to the heart of the blues.
Speaking of the blues, that is a lovely
blue hat you've got there, Bunnicula.
[chortling]
[laughing]
[roaring]
[screaming]
[both laughing]
Good one, Bunnic.
Okay, here's your hats, guys.
One for Harold and one for Chester.
Chester, you don't look like you like it.
Oh. But you and your friends are so cute.
Ooh. I have an idea.
Let's go show Marsha.
[closing theme playing]