Bunnicula (2016) s02e37 Episode Script

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[theme music playing]
[laughing]
[yawns]
All right, Bunnicula,
it's time for your bedtime story.
Today, I thought I'd read you something
from the very long
detailed book about the history of jazz.
[speaks indistinctly]
Oh, boy. Fetch. [barking]
Hey! That's a limited edition, mister.
I mean, would it hurt you
to have some culture?
Oh, cool.
I honestly don't understand
why you have to resist jazz so much.
Read this one, Chester.
What book is this?
The cover's too dusty to tell.
[Chester sputters, then clears throat]
Thanks. Oh, it's Grimm's Fairy tales.
The Frog Prince, Hansel and Gretel,
Cinderella, Snow White?
This is full of all kinds of
great stories. [clearing throat]
Once upon a time
[all yelling]
[all screaming]
[Chester sighs] Where am I?
Is that a castle?
Whoa. My paws look strange.
[both guffawing]
You look funny, Chester.
[gasps] That's me.
-Oh, we all look funny.
-Whoa, look at us!
Oh, ribbit! Kiss me! [smacking]
Oh, gross!
-No, thank you.
-Fair enough.
-[croaks]
-Was that the Frog Prince?
[laughing]
Cinderella's carriage?
And Hansel and Gretel?
Guys, I think we're in
Grimm's Fairy Tales!
I don't know how to feel about this.
On the one hand, I seem to be cursed
by something supernatural.
On the other hand, I'm in a book! [laughs]
I'm living the dream! Huh?
Out of my way, peasants.
[all yell]
Hey, watch it!
[cackles]
[gasps] That must be the Wicked Queen
from Snow White.
Look, this must be the part where
she gives Snow White the poison apple.
Ooh.
[cackles]
-What the--?
-Aha!
But-- What-- This
This is new.
Um
No one's home.
But
-You! You've ruined the scene, you pest!
-[laughs]
I didn't get any of these rewrites.
[laughing]
Wait, poison apple? Bunnicula, No!
That apple was for Snow White!
[belches]
What? It was supposed to put you to sleep.
This is wrong, this is all wrong.
-[Chester] Wait, what's happening?
-[queen] Huh?
Oh, no. Bunnicula must've broken the story
when he stole Snow White's apple!
[all yelling]
Well, this goes back on the shelf.
Never to be used again.
Uh Uh
Guys.
Oh, my. Where am I?
This isn't Fairytale Land.
[gasps] You! This is all your doing!
[gasps, then whimpers]
You three ruined everything.
Whatever sorcery you possess
is no match for my magic!
No sorcery, just pets! Honest!
Mina's going to the living room ♪
Yeah, yeah, I'm Mina
Going to the living room ♪
She's so beautiful.
As beautiful as Snow White! Apple time.
Oh, no. She's gonna
give a poison apple to Mina!
Mina!
-[laughs]
-[yelps]
Ribbit? Hey!
-Bunnicula!
-We won't let you hurt Mina!
[cackles]
I'm a mouse?
Of all things you could turn a cat into.
-You're so cruel!
-[laughs]
You're a mouse. Hey, you know,
I feel funny.
Psst.
Huh. Where'd that apple come from?
That is so, so convenient.
That's weird.
I feel really sleepy all of a sudden.
[Chester] Mina! We're corning!
No! We're too late.
-[snoring]
-[cackles]
Sorry, guys, I really don't have
a choice in the matter.
It's just how I was written.
-[car horn honks]
-Huh? What was that?
[horns honking]
It looks like I have a whole new world
to conquer!
[cackling]
-Oh, no!
-Oh, no!
Hey, guys, what'd I miss, did we win?
I seem to have forgotten
how to turn around.
-What a strange world.
-[horn honks]
-What?
-Hey, move out of my way, lady.
Oh! Such insolence!
-[grunts]
-What are you doing? Whoa! [yells]
[laughs]
-Uh, lightning bolt!
-Block!
-Resist lightning.
-Uh, lightning bolt!
-Block! Resist lightning.
-Uh, lightning bolt.
Block-- [sputters]
Huzzah! My powers are real!
-What do you think my best angle is?
-Oh, my gosh, you're so cute.
-Oh, look, apples.
-Oh, my gosh. Apples.
[both snore]
[groans] What dreadful noise!
[all scream] Snakes!
[cackles]
We got a 4-9-8-5,
woman turning instruments into snakes.
Ma'am you're under arrest.
Call it in! Ten-Forty-Four-Four!
Officers turned into pumpkins!
Breaking news!
A woman in the French Quarter
is causing magical mayhem.
Here is our reporter on the scene.
-[squeaking]
-[crowd screaming]
[laughs] Looks like Mardi Gras
came early this year.
It appears we're all doomed! [laughs]
-[snoring]
-Oh, no!
We have to find a way to stop this!
Stop what? What's been happening?
Hold on, I'm gonna try to turn around.
[grunts]
Come on.
I wish we never found that dusty old book.
[indistinctly] Yeah!
Wait a second, I think I got it!
She said she was evil
because she was written that way.
What if we went back to the book
and did some writing of our own?
Okay, guys, I've turned around now.
[Chester] Come on, Harold,
we're going to go save Mina.
Wait, what? Oh, come on!
Whee!
-I have no idea where we're going.
-[Bunnicula grunting]
We're going straight to the source
of the problem. Grimm's Fairy Tales.
It's gonna be pretty hard
to get you down there, Harold.
Maybe if we set up some sort
of pulley system.
-Whee! [laughs] Oh, hi, Chester!
-[yelling]
-[Bunnicula laughs]
-[Harold grunting]
-[laughs]
-Or we could just do it that way.
Ha-ha, you saved us, Harold.
Thanks, Harold,
you're an excellent pumpkin.
I'm a pumpkin? That explains
all the feelings I've been having.
[laughs] Whoa!
Now let's just find the story
of Snow White, and start writing.
[crowd screaming]
Aah! [laughing]
[sniffs] Huh? [continues sniffing]
You there! What is it
that smells so pleasant in here?
I demand to know this instant!
Why, beignets, of course.
What would you like?
What would I like?
But no one's ever asked me that before.
All I've ever known is how to be evil.
And though I've enjoyed running around
wreaking havoc,
untethered from the restraints
of a preexisting plot.
I never stopped and asked myself
if being evil is truly what I want to be.
Beignets!
We have 37 flavors to choose from.
Choose? Choose. I choose all of them!
So like one of each or?
[shrieks]
All of them!
[all screaming]
Oh. Oh, my word.
Whoever thought making
my own choices would be so delicious.
Mm. Mm.
Okay. The queen should have to do
whatever we write down in this book.
It was with a sudden
and an unexpected resolve
that the Wicked Queen did stop.
And then she returned to the Orlock.
[gasps] What is the meaning of this?
And with a flick of her wrist,
she undid all the damage
she'd caused with her magic.
This just in, hooray!
[both speak indistinctly]
[yawns] What?
-Yay!
-[laughs]
Hey! Look, I can turn my head again!
-You three again!
-[Chester gasps]
And then the Wicked Queen
was sucked back into the book.
Returning her to Fairytale Land forever!
No! No, I'll never go back!
I just learned what it means
to make my own choices.
Sorry, Wicked Queen,
but you're just too wicked.
You can't stay here.
No! I can choose to be good.
Just let me stay!
Well, this goes back on the shelf.
Never to be used again.
What?
I don't know, Chester,
it's just kind of messed up.
She was written to be evil.
She couldn't help it.
[sighs]
It was at that very moment
that the Wicked Queen realized,
she no longer had to be
whatever the writer told her to be.
She had the power to choose her own life.
Hello?
Oh, you brought me an apple. Thank you.
-No! Don't eat it!
-What?
[gasps] The Wicked Queen!
I was just swinging by
because I wanted to let you know
that you're super, super disgustingly
pretty. I can't even look at you.
Oh, [chuckles] thank you.
Well, then have a nice day.
You too.
[sighs]
Making your own choice ♪
[closing theme playing]