Bunnicula (2016) s02e38 Episode Script
Harold the Vampire Pointer
1
[theme music playing]
[snarls]
[all scream]
[laughing]
[Harold] Previously, on Bunnicula:
I ate a really good meal.
Then I took a nap.
-And then I had to go to the bathroom--
-[Chester] Get to the point, Harold.
[Harold] Oh. Right. So, Bunnicula found
a magic locket in our attic.
And it could tell the future.
And it showed us Mina when she's older.
And she knows magic and she's really cool.
But it also showed us
these Grunch monsters
that were chasing Mina.
They were really bad news.
-[Bunnicula] Yeah.
-[Harold] Yeah, I don't like them either.
In the future, the Grunches get the locket
-and they use it to trap Mina!
-[Bunnicula] Mina!
[Harold] Yeah, I know.
I hate this part too.
[Chester] So, then Bunnicula decided
to smash the locket.
[Harold] I was getting to that, Chester.
So, that way, the Grunches
could never use it to hurt Mina.
Problem solved!
[Chester] Or so we thought,
until this episode.
[Harold] Enjoy!
[Chester] Brilliant, Bunnicula!
With the locket destroyed,
those creeps will never find Mina.
[grunts]
[belches] Oh.
That was good.
So now that we've had dinner
and saved Mina,
what do you guys want to do next?
I don't care,
as long as it's not another adventure.
I'm officially adventured out.
Uh-oh.
Is that the locket?
It can't be! We just totally smashed it
to pieces!
No. No. No adventure!
Adventure!
Why are we yelling?
It's fun, though. [chuckles]
No, not this again.
Yeah, we got something special
planned for you all.
[Harold yelps]
Oh, no. If the locket still exists,
that means Mina's still in trouble.
[Bunnicula and Harold gasp]
[grunts]
That ought to do it.
That was dangerously close
to another adventure.
-[Harold gasps]
-No! How is it possible?
Didn't you smash it enough?
[speaking indistinctly]
Try something else.
[groans]
[speaks indistinctly]
[slurps]
[gasps, then speaks indistinctly]
-Aah!
-It's indestructible!
If we can't destroy it,
we have to at least get it
to somewhere
the Grunches can never find it.
Hmm. Aha!
[speaks indistinctly]
Whoa, whoa! [cackles]
[speaking indistinctly]
Oh. A rubber plant.
[yelling]
Yep, that ought to do it.
I got to say, I was pretty worried.
For a second there, I thought
we might have another adventure--
[Bunnicula screaming]
[clattering]
Why does anyone even own a rubber plant?
[loud crash]
It sounded like it came from the attic.
Oh, no!
No. No, no, no!
I clearly said no more adventures!
Adventures!
[chuckles, then sighs] This is fun.
Hmm. [speaking indistinctly]
Bunnicula thinks
the locket keeps coming back
because it has something important
to tell us.
[both] Whoa.
Hi. [laughs]
Oh, cool. We're in stereo.
Stereo! Stereo!
Hey there, handsome. Don't you look away.
I'm talking to you.
I think what we're looking at there
is us now.
-But we're here now?
-Yes, but we're also there now.
-We're there? Where's there?
-Here.
-When?
-Now.
-Why?
-That must be us later.
Who have we been before?
Hmm. [speaks indistinctly]
Bunnicula thinks the locket's
showing us where we need to go.
Uh-huh.
So the magic locket
wants us to follow it.
You know, that sounds suspiciously
like the plot of an advent--
Adventure!
Oh, you didn't do it that time.
I'm still going to keep doing it.
It's fun. Adventure!
[stomach rumbles]
Oh. [groans]
[stomach rumbles]
Oh. [groans]
Can we stop for tacos?
-We don't have time.
-That's not what the locket says.
Oh, food truck tacos are amazing!
The one thing I wanted
was not to have another adventure.
And where are we? On another adventure!
Adventure!
[birds squawking]
Keep it down.
We don't want to attract anything
that might be living in the swamp.
-[screams]
-[gnarling]
It's a monster!
Whew. [chuckles]
Okay. So, it was just a little fish.
Another one. Ha. Nice try,
but you're not going
to scare me this time, little guy.
[whimpering]
Y'all didn't see me coming?
Yeah, we Grunches masters at camouflage.
[chuckles] We sure are.
It's Jumbo and Gumbo Grunch!
-[chuckles]
-Whoa.
How you know our names?
-No real reason.
-Well, it's pretty cool actually.
We have this magic locket
that tells the future
and we saw you guys in it.
-Harold!
-[gasps] You know what?
I probably shouldn't have told
the Grunches about the locket.
That's on me. My bad.
A future-telling locket?
Oh.
With this, we will be unstoppable.
[both cackling]
Harold, this is how the Grunches
get the locket!
You just handed the enemy
the ultimate weapon.
Oh, hey, look that's us.
Ooh. Hey, look. We done caught her.
I don't know who she is,
but we done caught her. [chuckles]
[all] Mina!
Prepare to get gooed.
I could sure use some help
from my friends right now.
Well, we ain't your friends,
so you out of luck.
If only my friends in the past
could bury something here
I could use to help me right now.
Huh? Who on earth she talking to, Gumbo?
I think she talking to you.
No, she ain't talking to me.
I need your help, Chester.
[gasps] She's talking to us.
Mina wants us to bury something here
-to help her in the future.
-Okay! [speaks indistinctly]
Quick. Let's find something.
[grunts] That's too gruesome.
That's too big. She's already got a net.
Chest! Yeah, something in there.
-Uh An arrow.
-Whatever can help me
wouldn't be pointy,
but it would be magical.
[both] What's she talking about?
Not pointy, but magical. Right.
A deck of cards. No. Math book.
You know, math is magical
if you think about it.
Chester! It's the frog totem.
Frog totem? Frog totem!
Quick! Let's bury it.
[gasps] There it is.
-Yes, it worked!
-[both] Yay!
Good work, guys!
Hey? Where'd you get that from?
Frogadocious alakazam!
[both sputtering]
[both croaking]
Gotcha.
-[Jumbo] What? Huh?
-Huh?
You know what? You guys are so super cute.
-Ribbit.
-Ribbit.
I think I'm going to give you guys
a good home.
More bugs, fellas?
-Ribbit.
-Ribbit.
I can't believe the Grunches
done got turned to frogs.
Who wants a back rub?
-Ribbit.
-Ribbit.
This is without a doubt the
[both] Greatest thing that ever happened
to the Grunches!
We're cared for, and fed, and loved.
Oh, let's not change
anything we see in the locket
so our future come true.
-Oh, this is the greatest. I love it!
-Huh.
I'm not sure
what the purpose of this locket is.
Oh, hey, look. It's Mina again.
And now that I've finally
got the locket back,
it's time for it to serve its purpose.
We're finally going to know
what the locket is for.
-Oh. I've been waiting for this.
-Yay.
Huh. That's where it was.
-What? A sock?
-Totally worth it.
Boy, it's sure good to have
you back, locket.
Mina.
Future Mina is pretty cool.
But I'm happy to have right-now Mina.
Yeah, me too.
-Me too.
-Me too.
Just for tonight,
and then you have to wait for the future.
[Jumbo and Gumbo groan]
[closing theme playing]
[theme music playing]
[snarls]
[all scream]
[laughing]
[Harold] Previously, on Bunnicula:
I ate a really good meal.
Then I took a nap.
-And then I had to go to the bathroom--
-[Chester] Get to the point, Harold.
[Harold] Oh. Right. So, Bunnicula found
a magic locket in our attic.
And it could tell the future.
And it showed us Mina when she's older.
And she knows magic and she's really cool.
But it also showed us
these Grunch monsters
that were chasing Mina.
They were really bad news.
-[Bunnicula] Yeah.
-[Harold] Yeah, I don't like them either.
In the future, the Grunches get the locket
-and they use it to trap Mina!
-[Bunnicula] Mina!
[Harold] Yeah, I know.
I hate this part too.
[Chester] So, then Bunnicula decided
to smash the locket.
[Harold] I was getting to that, Chester.
So, that way, the Grunches
could never use it to hurt Mina.
Problem solved!
[Chester] Or so we thought,
until this episode.
[Harold] Enjoy!
[Chester] Brilliant, Bunnicula!
With the locket destroyed,
those creeps will never find Mina.
[grunts]
[belches] Oh.
That was good.
So now that we've had dinner
and saved Mina,
what do you guys want to do next?
I don't care,
as long as it's not another adventure.
I'm officially adventured out.
Uh-oh.
Is that the locket?
It can't be! We just totally smashed it
to pieces!
No. No. No adventure!
Adventure!
Why are we yelling?
It's fun, though. [chuckles]
No, not this again.
Yeah, we got something special
planned for you all.
[Harold yelps]
Oh, no. If the locket still exists,
that means Mina's still in trouble.
[Bunnicula and Harold gasp]
[grunts]
That ought to do it.
That was dangerously close
to another adventure.
-[Harold gasps]
-No! How is it possible?
Didn't you smash it enough?
[speaking indistinctly]
Try something else.
[groans]
[speaks indistinctly]
[slurps]
[gasps, then speaks indistinctly]
-Aah!
-It's indestructible!
If we can't destroy it,
we have to at least get it
to somewhere
the Grunches can never find it.
Hmm. Aha!
[speaks indistinctly]
Whoa, whoa! [cackles]
[speaking indistinctly]
Oh. A rubber plant.
[yelling]
Yep, that ought to do it.
I got to say, I was pretty worried.
For a second there, I thought
we might have another adventure--
[Bunnicula screaming]
[clattering]
Why does anyone even own a rubber plant?
[loud crash]
It sounded like it came from the attic.
Oh, no!
No. No, no, no!
I clearly said no more adventures!
Adventures!
[chuckles, then sighs] This is fun.
Hmm. [speaking indistinctly]
Bunnicula thinks
the locket keeps coming back
because it has something important
to tell us.
[both] Whoa.
Hi. [laughs]
Oh, cool. We're in stereo.
Stereo! Stereo!
Hey there, handsome. Don't you look away.
I'm talking to you.
I think what we're looking at there
is us now.
-But we're here now?
-Yes, but we're also there now.
-We're there? Where's there?
-Here.
-When?
-Now.
-Why?
-That must be us later.
Who have we been before?
Hmm. [speaks indistinctly]
Bunnicula thinks the locket's
showing us where we need to go.
Uh-huh.
So the magic locket
wants us to follow it.
You know, that sounds suspiciously
like the plot of an advent--
Adventure!
Oh, you didn't do it that time.
I'm still going to keep doing it.
It's fun. Adventure!
[stomach rumbles]
Oh. [groans]
[stomach rumbles]
Oh. [groans]
Can we stop for tacos?
-We don't have time.
-That's not what the locket says.
Oh, food truck tacos are amazing!
The one thing I wanted
was not to have another adventure.
And where are we? On another adventure!
Adventure!
[birds squawking]
Keep it down.
We don't want to attract anything
that might be living in the swamp.
-[screams]
-[gnarling]
It's a monster!
Whew. [chuckles]
Okay. So, it was just a little fish.
Another one. Ha. Nice try,
but you're not going
to scare me this time, little guy.
[whimpering]
Y'all didn't see me coming?
Yeah, we Grunches masters at camouflage.
[chuckles] We sure are.
It's Jumbo and Gumbo Grunch!
-[chuckles]
-Whoa.
How you know our names?
-No real reason.
-Well, it's pretty cool actually.
We have this magic locket
that tells the future
and we saw you guys in it.
-Harold!
-[gasps] You know what?
I probably shouldn't have told
the Grunches about the locket.
That's on me. My bad.
A future-telling locket?
Oh.
With this, we will be unstoppable.
[both cackling]
Harold, this is how the Grunches
get the locket!
You just handed the enemy
the ultimate weapon.
Oh, hey, look that's us.
Ooh. Hey, look. We done caught her.
I don't know who she is,
but we done caught her. [chuckles]
[all] Mina!
Prepare to get gooed.
I could sure use some help
from my friends right now.
Well, we ain't your friends,
so you out of luck.
If only my friends in the past
could bury something here
I could use to help me right now.
Huh? Who on earth she talking to, Gumbo?
I think she talking to you.
No, she ain't talking to me.
I need your help, Chester.
[gasps] She's talking to us.
Mina wants us to bury something here
-to help her in the future.
-Okay! [speaks indistinctly]
Quick. Let's find something.
[grunts] That's too gruesome.
That's too big. She's already got a net.
Chest! Yeah, something in there.
-Uh An arrow.
-Whatever can help me
wouldn't be pointy,
but it would be magical.
[both] What's she talking about?
Not pointy, but magical. Right.
A deck of cards. No. Math book.
You know, math is magical
if you think about it.
Chester! It's the frog totem.
Frog totem? Frog totem!
Quick! Let's bury it.
[gasps] There it is.
-Yes, it worked!
-[both] Yay!
Good work, guys!
Hey? Where'd you get that from?
Frogadocious alakazam!
[both sputtering]
[both croaking]
Gotcha.
-[Jumbo] What? Huh?
-Huh?
You know what? You guys are so super cute.
-Ribbit.
-Ribbit.
I think I'm going to give you guys
a good home.
More bugs, fellas?
-Ribbit.
-Ribbit.
I can't believe the Grunches
done got turned to frogs.
Who wants a back rub?
-Ribbit.
-Ribbit.
This is without a doubt the
[both] Greatest thing that ever happened
to the Grunches!
We're cared for, and fed, and loved.
Oh, let's not change
anything we see in the locket
so our future come true.
-Oh, this is the greatest. I love it!
-Huh.
I'm not sure
what the purpose of this locket is.
Oh, hey, look. It's Mina again.
And now that I've finally
got the locket back,
it's time for it to serve its purpose.
We're finally going to know
what the locket is for.
-Oh. I've been waiting for this.
-Yay.
Huh. That's where it was.
-What? A sock?
-Totally worth it.
Boy, it's sure good to have
you back, locket.
Mina.
Future Mina is pretty cool.
But I'm happy to have right-now Mina.
Yeah, me too.
-Me too.
-Me too.
Just for tonight,
and then you have to wait for the future.
[Jumbo and Gumbo groan]
[closing theme playing]