Phineas and Ferb s02e39 Episode Script

by ashirogi27 Wow, Aunt Tiana, you and Bob have had so many cool adventures.
I know, huh? And here's Bob and me jumping out of a helicopter into the South American rainforest.
Turn the page, Bob.
Okay! Oh, here's where we dodged those man eating plants in the Amazon.
Bob? Okay! And here we are climbing the icy peaks of Kilimanjaro.
I thought the view was spectacular, but Bob thought it was just Eh, okay.
Where are you going next? To the Galapagos.
We leave tomorrow.
You know, we’ve been on so many trips together.
This time, I want to go with someone else.
My wife.
Tiana, will you marry me? Okay! How romantic.
Way to go, Bob.
Wow.
Corny.
But, apparently effective.
You could get married in the Galapagos! No! You can't get married in the Galapagos.
When I was little, you promised I would be your bridesmaid.
What about my needs? Candace! Oh, that's right.
I did promise you that, didn't I? Well, we could go to the courthouse before we leave.
Okay! No, not okay! We have to have a real wedding.
We can have it in the backyard! Candace, you can't plan a real wedding in a day.
Duh! I've been planning this since I was 10! I could set up the perfect wedding and get you two kids married in a way you'll never forget, and have you on the plane to the Galapagos with time to spare.
You and Mom go to the salon to get up-dos and French manicures.
Then, head to Tri-State Bridal and ask for Oga.
Now, go! Well, okay then.
Wouldn't want Aunt Tiana taking her vows in safari wear! Candace, I know you're going to plan a wonderful wedding, especially with Phineas and Ferb helping.
What?! Right! Ferb, I know what we're going to do– No! No, no, no, no! You don't know what you’re going to do today.
They're going to build some sort of wedding rocket to the moon, or lawn gnome beach party of taffeta! Then you steer the boys in the right direction, and have fun, okay? Okay! Lawn gnome beach party of taffeta.
Make a note of that.
Hello? Lake's Cakes? I'd like a 7-tiered– Oh, no, make that 10-tiered white cake with raspberry filled– Please hold.
Yes? Flowers? Oh, yes, I need something with smell– Um, please hold.
I'm back.
Where was I? I want chicken and fish– Hey, sis.
Excuse me.
Can't you see I'm busy? Yes, I'm still here.
Hold please! Will you guys scram? Well, Ferb and I just wanted to see how we could help.
Just go do something and get out of my way! Huh? Oh, no, not you.
It's my– Go plan the grand entrance! Okay! I guess we could make an entrance that's kinda grand.
So, have you seen Perry? I wanna wanna wanna have fun fun fun Agent P, thank goodness you're here.
As you've probably heard by now, Danville's experiencing a shortage of decent, healthy food, and someone's been buying up mass quantities of unhealthy food additives.
This has Doofenshmirtz written all over it.
We have no idea why he signed it that many times, but anyway, we're all counting on you Agent P! No, I said crab puffs! Please hold.
Why would I want my cake in a vase? Oh, you're the florist, not the baker.
Alright ladies, let's do a run through! Looking good, Isabella! Oh, hey, sis! Hey, Candace! See, Aunt Tiana, Bob, and the wedding photographer will parachute into their wedding, just like they did in South America.
Let's bring those puppies back down.
We gotta save our fuel for the actual grand entrance! Absolutely not! You are off grand entrance duty.
Just go take care of the flowers, while I order the cake.
Got it? Well, I guess we could– Just do it! And don’t interrupt me.
Wow, she's good.
I'm gonna have her plan my wedding.
Ferb, make a note.
I got it! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Surprise, Perry the Platypus! Okay, enjoy your trip! Oh! Oh! The look on his face, that was priceless.
Oh! Oh! Oh, here he comes back.
Okay-kay.
Alright, try not to laugh, okay, serious.
Aha, did you enjoy the other floor– Wait– Perry? Perry the Platypus? Huh, where did he go? Oh! Ugh! Oh, no! Ugh! No, not beef, chicken! Oh.
You're the cake guy? Oh, hold please.
What? No, I don't want to save money on my car insurance.
Candace! I told you not to interrupt me.
Not you, don't hang up.
This better be good! Ferb and I just thought you'd like to see how the flowers turned out.
Oh, why didn’t you say so? Wow, this is so beautiful– Wait a minute.
Are these Venus flytraps! Just like in their adventure in the Amazon.
Don’t worry Candace, they only have a taste for insects and small vermin.
Hey, he likes you! Get this thing off me! Are you okay? One moment.
Hello? So, are you and Bob thinking of having kids? Okay, Candace.
What can we do next? Next? What can you do next?! Well, Aunt Tiana said we should help, and it is her wedding when you think about it.
Alright.
But! No trampolines, no robots, no rollercoasters, no firework spectaculars, no native dancers, no running of the wildebeests You could have at least gotten into your trap.
It's on the table.
You know, I appreciate you trying to mix it up, but I do have a schedule to keep.
Ready? Let me show you my latest project.
The Junk Food-inator! It sprays my special mix of boiling hot high-fructose corn syrup and hydrogenated coconut oil.
Turning all healthy food into toasty warm junk food! Soon, everyone will become lethargic overweight blobs.
Easily controlled by me! Because I will be the only one left eating healthy food, like these delicious broccolis! Hm? Ah.
Hm.
Ugh.
Well, the only problem is, I'm not quite used to the taste.
I'm used to eating the, uh T-The junk, uh I'll just dip it in here and– Hm.
Hm.
Oh, that's much better! I-I could eat this all day.
Um.
I can feel myself getting healthier.
no giant robot groomsmen, no mechanized rice catapults, no rocket to the moon, no bringing the moon down to earth, just regular good old fashion wedding stuff like you might find at a regular everyday perfect wedding.
Like? Like Ice! It's summer, it's hot, people want something with ice, okay? Make ice.
Ferb, what do we have in the ice file? I could eat this health food all day.
Just look at this lifelike glow I've acquired.
I'm the picture of health! And all from eating nothing but this– I-I don't know what's under here, but I think it's a vegetable.
I'm as strong as an ox! But, nobody else will be after I fire off my Junk Food-inator.
I should really refill this.
But you know I'm– I'm so tired.
I should really take a nap first.
Yeah, the cakes all set up out back just like you asked.
Thank you! Hey, aren't you a little young to be a wedding planner? Oh! No! No, I'm not! My perfect cake, done! No! My perfect cake! Mr.
Delivery guy, come back! The horror.
Hey, Candace! What do you think of our ice sculpture? We incorporated all of Aunt Tiana's and Bob's adventures.
There's even a slide she can ride to the altar.
I do! I'm telling Mom! Maybe it's my perfect day after all! Mom! Aunt Tiana! Hurry up, you've got to see this thing.
Is she always like that? Some days are better than others! It's Phineas and Ferb! They've ruined everything! I'll go check on Lawrence and Bob.
Candace, let's go have a look.
Look at this cake! It has a chicken in it! Oh And my hair! I think it may also have a chicken in it! Oh, my And this! Hi, Auntie T! We're just putting the finishing touches on the scorpions.
Look! The venom is sparkling apple cider! Oh, my goodness! Candace, I– I– Don't say it, Auntie T.
I failed you! I turned your special day into the worst wedding ever! But, I love it.
You– Huh? I mean your hair, it's all the rage in Montevideo.
And the cake! I-It's like a crazy hodgepodge of everything I love.
And this Oh.
Well, all I can say is thank you.
You planned a perfect wedding.
Now, why don't you come inside and help me with my dress? Oh, yay! Wait.
What– Who am I? Oh, oh, it’s me! Perry the Platypus, how did you free yourself? Wow.
But, it's too late! While I was napping, enough grease dripped off my face to fill the Junk Food-inator.
Nothing can stop me now! Hoo.
I gotta sit down.
What the–? Suddenly I feel like a glass of sparkling apple cider.
I don’t know how you did that, but get ready to pay, Perry the Platypus! Oi, c-can you – Can you hold on one– One second? Okay.
Okay.
Here we are, let’s do this th– Uh Uh You know, just, uh– Just h-hold on, hold on.
Uh, y-you know, Perry the Platypus, uh Y-You can just let yourself out.
I– I may be a while.
Are you ready, Aunt Tiana? Wow, you even made it snow! Wait.
What about the ice sculpture with all our great adventures? They say the step you’re about to take is the beginning of your greatest adventure yet.
Little corny there, bro.
Just teeing up the song.
Oh, yeah! (Song: Wedding Adventure) With every step you take, the journey of your life And your adventure begins as husband and wife The one you love is here, he's making things okay Okay! Just think of all the adventures on their way Like Bull-running! Bungee-jumping! Sky-diving! Hang-gliding! Base jumping! Wake-boarding! Wedding adventure! Snowboarding! Scuba-diving! Treasure hunting! Whip cracking! Head banging! Foot stomping! Wedding adventure! Bob and Tiana are husband and wife They're gonna have the time of their life by Ski-jumping! Snake-charming! Cow-tipping! Hamster-chasing! Cake-baking! Car-washing! Wedding adventure! Remember every step that you take Started with Candace's chicken cake It doesn't matter how you choose to toss the dice Your marriage is the adventure of your life Candace, where's the justice of the peace? Aw, nuts! Ugh, just give me a minute.
Bob and Tiana are husband and wife They're gonna have the time of their life by Ski-jumping! Snake-charming! Cow-tipping! Hamster-chasing! Cake-baking! Car-washing! Wedding adventure! Remember every step that you take Started with Candace's chicken cake It doesn't matter how you choose to toss the dice Your marriage is the adventure of your life