Phineas and Ferb s02e41 Episode Script
Suddenly Suzy (15 min)
by ashirogi27 Oh, Jeremy.
I had no idea you've felt that way about me.
But, I still have a lot to accomplish before I get married.
Hold on.
Much more romantic.
It's you! Hello, Jeremy.
Hi, Candace.
I was wondering if you could do me a favor? Yeah Listen.
I got called into work and my parents aren't home Do you think you could look after Suzy for a few hours? Yeah I'll be right over.
Thanks! Yeah Huh? Uh, waitâ What did you say? Jeremy? No! Jeremy! I'll be right back.
Mom! Mom! Mom! Jeremy's dropping off his little sister and Iâ How nice.
A babysitting job.
No, Mom, you don't understand! She's evil! Don't be silly, Candace.
She's just a little girl.
How much trouble could she be? I see you've discovered the broken sprinkler.
Yeah, I'd better get to the hardware store! It's beginning to look like Niagara Falls out here.
Niagara Falls? Know anything about that, Ferb-meister? It's over 167 feet high.
It's also tremendously popular with daredevils.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, where's Perry? I can't believe you forgot to pick up new razors, Carl! Now, I have to go on camera without a clean shave! Me, too, sir.
What? You don't have a single hair! I have one, sir.
Ew! Agent P, you're here! We're getting very suspicious about Doofenshmirtz.
He hasn't ordered any bulk items from the Internet in days.
Get over there and put a start to it! Carl, you disgust and fascinate me.
Suzy will be here any second! I have to get this place in shape! Must! Hide! Anything! Suzy! Can! Use! Against me! Oh, hey, hi, Jeremy! Candace? What's with the outfit? I get cold.
Uh-huh.
Well, it's a statement.
You guys have fun now.
Bye! You know, even though I know that was papier-mâché, that's still an impressive throw! Hey, Phineas! What'cha doin'? Hey, guys! What's with the baby carrier? Ask him.
My chiropractor recommended it.
It's just as humiliating as a half nelson, and easier on my tennis elbow.
What's that grinding sound? Tuff Gum! Like the song says Pound nerds like a drum (Song: Tuff Gum) Stop a train with your thumb It's Tuff Gum! Wow, can I have some? Nah, I don't think so.
It's for bullies only.
You got any regular gum? Regular Gum! Alright, everyone.
Ferb and I've built a giant waterfall ride and we wanna do a test run.
Who's in? Me! Can I go? Well, just be careful.
'Cause I worry about you.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Ah, Perry the Platypus.
How do you like my new Shoelace-inator? It's the perfect match for my new Carbon-Footprint-inator! I made it entirely out of carbon paper I kept from the 1970s.
I always thought it was gonna come back.
Tsk.
Shame.
Anyway, people are always talking 'bout reducing their carbon footprint.
I don't really know what that means, but it sounds evil.
Carbon footprint.
So, my plan is to leave giant carbon footprints, all over the Tri-State Area! Don't bother, it's double-knotted.
So, Candace, are you ready to have some fun?! N-No-no-no.
I'm good.
I hate fun.
I've got a little game we can play.
G-G-G-G-Game? It's called making M-M-Making? paper P-P-P-Paper? dolls! Paper dolls?! Huh? It's for you! For me? Aren't you going to do something horrible to me? Oh, no.
Making you look bad is just one of the ways I control Jeremy.
If he's not here, I'm off the clock.
Wait, you can control your brother? Can't you get your brothers to do anything you want? No way! I can't get them to do anything! Un- ac- ceptable.
To the backyard! Hey, guys! What'cha doin'? Um Hello?! Hey, Suzy! We were just puttin' the finishing touches on our waterfall ride.
Ah, just watching all this work makes me thirsty.
What I wouldn't do for a glass of cool lemonade.
Lemonade? Whatever you'd like, Suzy.
Thank you.
I have so much to learn.
Well, now that you've watched the master at work, it's time for you to get yours.
Me? Oh, no! I'm not ready.
I-Iâ What do you want? To bust my brothers? Is that a question or a mission?! A-A mission.
So, say it! I wanna bust my brothers! Mean it! I wanna bust my brothers!! Own it! I WANNA BUST MY BROTHERS! Even better, get them to bust themselves.
Get my brothers to bust themselves? Get my brothers to bust themselves.
Get my brothers to bust themselves! Get my brothers to bust themselves!! GET MY BROTHERS TO BUST THEMSELVES! GO, GO! GET MY BROTHERS TO BUST THEMSELVES!!! Hey, boys! What'cha doin'? Ugh, do I even need to be here? Going over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
Wanna come? It's gonna be sweet! If Buford does not drop me first.
Tuff guys don't drop stuff.
Tuff Gum! Alright, Candace! Time to bring it on home! Phineas and Ferb, I want you to pick up the phone right nowâ Psst! Everything okay, Candace? D'oh! Can you just help me out and call Mom?! What? So she can come and see this gigantic insanely high waterfall we built in the backyard? Yes? Great idea! Can I borrow your phone? Hey! Whadaya know? It's Candace.
Right on schedule.
So, what kind of unbelievable contraption have Phineas and Ferb built that requires me to come home immediately? An unbelievably cool waterfall ride right in our backyard! You gotta come home right away! Phineas? Is that you? You sound just like Candace.
I mean, you sound like you, but the things you're sayingâ Hurry up! You gotta see it! Alright, alright, just as soon as I find the right sprinkler part! I curse the day these things were invented! Doofenshmirtz Carbon Footprint! Everything is goingâ Everything is going according to my plan! Soon, Danville will know what it is to be trodden upon by true genius! I think I'll start with a pond or some bushes or something.
You know, toâ To beef up the whole anti-environmental theme I've been dancing around.
Wait, where was that from? How did you get out of that double knot? Hey, you like the window? I just had it installed! Sayonara, Perry the Platypus! Alright, Buford, we're ready for you! You can let 'er rip! Roger that! Better eighty-six the gum.
It's a choking hazard.
Oh, all right.
But, I'll be back for that bad boy.
Alright, let's do this! I CAN'T WAIT FOR MOM TO SEE THIS! This is it! Today's the day! It's my day! It is my day! Was Buford not in the barrel with us? Bullseye! Whoa, that was great! I can't wait for Mom to see it! Me, too! Mom's home! Yes! C'mon! Let's go tell Mom! Let's go, let's go, let's go! Congratulations! You are now an official driver for the Mr.
Banana Company.
Man, that is so funny.
I literally just wrote a song about a platypus driving a banana truck! Hm.
Hm? Wait! My demo! (Song: Alabama Bound) He's Alabama bound with a load of bananas Headin' south across the Mason-Dixon line Then he's haulin' pineapples to Gary, Indiana Gotta burn some rubber, make that highway whine! He's a mobile mammal and I bet you a fiver He's eatin' hush puppies and corn on the cob He's a semi-aquatic semi driver A full-time agent with a part-time job! Oh, yeah! I'll bet you a fiver! That there's a mobile mammal! Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh! Woo! Mom! Mom! Phineas wants to tell you something! We built Niagara Falls in the backyard! Wanna see it? Why, I'd love to, honey.
Yes! Yes! Finally! Alright, Danville.
Get ready for a carbon footprint you'll never forget! Eh, whatâ Oh, see? This! This is why I hate nature! It's always getting stuck to your foot! Yeah! Tuff Gum! Yeah, yeah! There you go.
I can't believe it! You walk away from a profitable miniature golf franchise and open up a spring water bottling plant right in the middle of town! What? Did you think a mountain spring was just gonna fall out of the sky? You never believed in me.
Alright, we'll try this again.
Blah blah blah carbon footprints! I suppose this is inevitable.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Well, kids, you're right.
It does look like Niagara Falls back here.
But, this part will fix that.
Voila! So, who wants pie? Me! Oh, yeah! No! How can this be?! It was supposed to work this time! Don't you have anything to say?! Results may vary? Hey, Candace! Hi, Jeremy! Hold this, please.
How's it going? Perfect! Everything isâ Guess we're back on the clock.
Splishy-splashy! He's Alabama bound with a load of bananas Headin' south across the Mason-Dixon line Then he's haulin' pineapples to Gary, Indiana Gotta burn some rubber, make that highway whine! He's a mobile mammal and I bet you a fiver He's eatin' hush puppies and corn on the cob He's a semi-aquatic semi driver A full-time agent with a part-time job! Woo!
I had no idea you've felt that way about me.
But, I still have a lot to accomplish before I get married.
Hold on.
Much more romantic.
It's you! Hello, Jeremy.
Hi, Candace.
I was wondering if you could do me a favor? Yeah Listen.
I got called into work and my parents aren't home Do you think you could look after Suzy for a few hours? Yeah I'll be right over.
Thanks! Yeah Huh? Uh, waitâ What did you say? Jeremy? No! Jeremy! I'll be right back.
Mom! Mom! Mom! Jeremy's dropping off his little sister and Iâ How nice.
A babysitting job.
No, Mom, you don't understand! She's evil! Don't be silly, Candace.
She's just a little girl.
How much trouble could she be? I see you've discovered the broken sprinkler.
Yeah, I'd better get to the hardware store! It's beginning to look like Niagara Falls out here.
Niagara Falls? Know anything about that, Ferb-meister? It's over 167 feet high.
It's also tremendously popular with daredevils.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, where's Perry? I can't believe you forgot to pick up new razors, Carl! Now, I have to go on camera without a clean shave! Me, too, sir.
What? You don't have a single hair! I have one, sir.
Ew! Agent P, you're here! We're getting very suspicious about Doofenshmirtz.
He hasn't ordered any bulk items from the Internet in days.
Get over there and put a start to it! Carl, you disgust and fascinate me.
Suzy will be here any second! I have to get this place in shape! Must! Hide! Anything! Suzy! Can! Use! Against me! Oh, hey, hi, Jeremy! Candace? What's with the outfit? I get cold.
Uh-huh.
Well, it's a statement.
You guys have fun now.
Bye! You know, even though I know that was papier-mâché, that's still an impressive throw! Hey, Phineas! What'cha doin'? Hey, guys! What's with the baby carrier? Ask him.
My chiropractor recommended it.
It's just as humiliating as a half nelson, and easier on my tennis elbow.
What's that grinding sound? Tuff Gum! Like the song says Pound nerds like a drum (Song: Tuff Gum) Stop a train with your thumb It's Tuff Gum! Wow, can I have some? Nah, I don't think so.
It's for bullies only.
You got any regular gum? Regular Gum! Alright, everyone.
Ferb and I've built a giant waterfall ride and we wanna do a test run.
Who's in? Me! Can I go? Well, just be careful.
'Cause I worry about you.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Ah, Perry the Platypus.
How do you like my new Shoelace-inator? It's the perfect match for my new Carbon-Footprint-inator! I made it entirely out of carbon paper I kept from the 1970s.
I always thought it was gonna come back.
Tsk.
Shame.
Anyway, people are always talking 'bout reducing their carbon footprint.
I don't really know what that means, but it sounds evil.
Carbon footprint.
So, my plan is to leave giant carbon footprints, all over the Tri-State Area! Don't bother, it's double-knotted.
So, Candace, are you ready to have some fun?! N-No-no-no.
I'm good.
I hate fun.
I've got a little game we can play.
G-G-G-G-Game? It's called making M-M-Making? paper P-P-P-Paper? dolls! Paper dolls?! Huh? It's for you! For me? Aren't you going to do something horrible to me? Oh, no.
Making you look bad is just one of the ways I control Jeremy.
If he's not here, I'm off the clock.
Wait, you can control your brother? Can't you get your brothers to do anything you want? No way! I can't get them to do anything! Un- ac- ceptable.
To the backyard! Hey, guys! What'cha doin'? Um Hello?! Hey, Suzy! We were just puttin' the finishing touches on our waterfall ride.
Ah, just watching all this work makes me thirsty.
What I wouldn't do for a glass of cool lemonade.
Lemonade? Whatever you'd like, Suzy.
Thank you.
I have so much to learn.
Well, now that you've watched the master at work, it's time for you to get yours.
Me? Oh, no! I'm not ready.
I-Iâ What do you want? To bust my brothers? Is that a question or a mission?! A-A mission.
So, say it! I wanna bust my brothers! Mean it! I wanna bust my brothers!! Own it! I WANNA BUST MY BROTHERS! Even better, get them to bust themselves.
Get my brothers to bust themselves? Get my brothers to bust themselves.
Get my brothers to bust themselves! Get my brothers to bust themselves!! GET MY BROTHERS TO BUST THEMSELVES! GO, GO! GET MY BROTHERS TO BUST THEMSELVES!!! Hey, boys! What'cha doin'? Ugh, do I even need to be here? Going over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
Wanna come? It's gonna be sweet! If Buford does not drop me first.
Tuff guys don't drop stuff.
Tuff Gum! Alright, Candace! Time to bring it on home! Phineas and Ferb, I want you to pick up the phone right nowâ Psst! Everything okay, Candace? D'oh! Can you just help me out and call Mom?! What? So she can come and see this gigantic insanely high waterfall we built in the backyard? Yes? Great idea! Can I borrow your phone? Hey! Whadaya know? It's Candace.
Right on schedule.
So, what kind of unbelievable contraption have Phineas and Ferb built that requires me to come home immediately? An unbelievably cool waterfall ride right in our backyard! You gotta come home right away! Phineas? Is that you? You sound just like Candace.
I mean, you sound like you, but the things you're sayingâ Hurry up! You gotta see it! Alright, alright, just as soon as I find the right sprinkler part! I curse the day these things were invented! Doofenshmirtz Carbon Footprint! Everything is goingâ Everything is going according to my plan! Soon, Danville will know what it is to be trodden upon by true genius! I think I'll start with a pond or some bushes or something.
You know, toâ To beef up the whole anti-environmental theme I've been dancing around.
Wait, where was that from? How did you get out of that double knot? Hey, you like the window? I just had it installed! Sayonara, Perry the Platypus! Alright, Buford, we're ready for you! You can let 'er rip! Roger that! Better eighty-six the gum.
It's a choking hazard.
Oh, all right.
But, I'll be back for that bad boy.
Alright, let's do this! I CAN'T WAIT FOR MOM TO SEE THIS! This is it! Today's the day! It's my day! It is my day! Was Buford not in the barrel with us? Bullseye! Whoa, that was great! I can't wait for Mom to see it! Me, too! Mom's home! Yes! C'mon! Let's go tell Mom! Let's go, let's go, let's go! Congratulations! You are now an official driver for the Mr.
Banana Company.
Man, that is so funny.
I literally just wrote a song about a platypus driving a banana truck! Hm.
Hm? Wait! My demo! (Song: Alabama Bound) He's Alabama bound with a load of bananas Headin' south across the Mason-Dixon line Then he's haulin' pineapples to Gary, Indiana Gotta burn some rubber, make that highway whine! He's a mobile mammal and I bet you a fiver He's eatin' hush puppies and corn on the cob He's a semi-aquatic semi driver A full-time agent with a part-time job! Oh, yeah! I'll bet you a fiver! That there's a mobile mammal! Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh! Woo! Mom! Mom! Phineas wants to tell you something! We built Niagara Falls in the backyard! Wanna see it? Why, I'd love to, honey.
Yes! Yes! Finally! Alright, Danville.
Get ready for a carbon footprint you'll never forget! Eh, whatâ Oh, see? This! This is why I hate nature! It's always getting stuck to your foot! Yeah! Tuff Gum! Yeah, yeah! There you go.
I can't believe it! You walk away from a profitable miniature golf franchise and open up a spring water bottling plant right in the middle of town! What? Did you think a mountain spring was just gonna fall out of the sky? You never believed in me.
Alright, we'll try this again.
Blah blah blah carbon footprints! I suppose this is inevitable.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Well, kids, you're right.
It does look like Niagara Falls back here.
But, this part will fix that.
Voila! So, who wants pie? Me! Oh, yeah! No! How can this be?! It was supposed to work this time! Don't you have anything to say?! Results may vary? Hey, Candace! Hi, Jeremy! Hold this, please.
How's it going? Perfect! Everything isâ Guess we're back on the clock.
Splishy-splashy! He's Alabama bound with a load of bananas Headin' south across the Mason-Dixon line Then he's haulin' pineapples to Gary, Indiana Gotta burn some rubber, make that highway whine! He's a mobile mammal and I bet you a fiver He's eatin' hush puppies and corn on the cob He's a semi-aquatic semi driver A full-time agent with a part-time job! Woo!