Phineas and Ferb s02e43 Episode Script
Hip Hip Parade (15 min)
by ashirogi27 Ah.
Here's the doo-hickey that fuses with your spinal cord.
Hey, guys.
What'cha doin'? Today, we're gonna fuse our nervous systems with Dad's laptop and surf the web using only our cerebral cortexes.
Wow! Surely that would be quite an exciting project.
Oh, hey, Baljeet.
Why are you dressed like a vegetable samosa? Because today is the Tri-State Area Unification Day! I learned all about it in Assimilation class.
You see, the Tri-State Area was the Bi-State Area, until our founder, the great John P.
Tristate, uttered the immortal words The, uh Bi-State Area should be united with that Adjacent Area, right over there.
But, we knew that.
I was just wondering why you're dressed up like a vegetable samosa.
Oh, that.
My Uncle Kamal is doing an exotic cuisine float in the parade, and I am the vegetable samosa! Hey! Buford? I thought I was supposed to be the vegetable samosa! Why can we not both be vegetable samosas? Oh, sure! Two vegetable samosas! Why don't we all just dress like vegetable samosas? In fact, why don't we just all dress like mashed potatoes and take the word exotic right off the sign?! Buford, wait! No, man.
It's over! I'm gonna go find another nerd! But, what about the Tri-State Area Unification Day parade? What? Is that what this parade is for? Does no one know what today is? Well, excuse me, but, that Adjacent Area was founded by my great-uncle Otto H.
Adjacent! He didn't wanna be no part of no Tri-State unification, and neither do I! The blood of Otto H.
Adjacent runs through these veins, and blood is thicker than water! Well, mango chutney is thicker than blood.
You're dead to me! Parade? I love parades.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today instead! We're gonnaâ Hey, where's Perry? Ah, there you are, Agent P.
Well, let's get down to brass tacksâ What's this? "Happy Passive-Agressive Relationship day"? Oh, is that today? That's okay, you probably weren't gonna get me anything, anyway.
Well, I completely forgot.
No, no, you know I didn't even want a present.
Anyway Where were we? For some reason, Doofenshmirtz has purchased a tow truck.
Which isn't evil in itself, butâ He may be planning on towing something evil, so, check it out.
Perry! Candace? Are you ready for our girl's day out? Just a sec, Mom! Aha! Wait a minute.
Are you guys just out here arranging kiddie wagons? At the moment.
Hmm.
Carry on.
All clear.
Luckily the boys aren't up to anything.
A little to the left.
There you go.
Candace, you have to promise me that you won't obsess about Phineas and Ferb.
Yeah, sure, Mom.
I promise.
Don't just promise this time.
Raise your right hand.
Do you, Candace Gertrude Flynn, solemnly swear not to obsess about your brothers, or you'll suffer the pharaoh's curse? The pharaoh's curse? Yes or no? Okay, yes! Okay, now we can have fun.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated Perry the Platypus? You like that? I call it my Indoors-inator.
I got the idea from the Perry-shaped hole you left in my wall, and in my bathroom door, a-and in my fridge.
Man, you were hungry that day.
Anyway, here's my evil plan.
Ta-da! I'm calling it the Duplic-8-inator.
Get it? Duplic-, then the number 8, then -inator.
I'll bet you're wondering what it does, huh? Here, I'll show you.
I can't believe you started a monkey basketball team, and you've only got one monkey.
Oh great, now three of 'em are gonna have to sit on the bench.
See? It duplicates everything eight times.
When I zap those streets there will be eight times the traffic, and Danville will come to a standstill! That's where I will make off like a bandit.
You see, I bought this tow truck off the internet, I'm going to call it the Tow-inator or something.
And open a service, and then I'll go andâ 'Course it'll be hard for me to drive anywhere, with all that traffic.
Well, you knowâ T-There's a bridge I'll cross when I get there.
I've never been bullied into stopping a parade before.
What should I do? I don't know if this is working out.
Can you talk in an Indian accent? Indian accent? No.
I can do an English accent, instead! Hello, gov'! Top of the morning, toodle pip! Last night, Mr.
Governor, my toilet was broken in two.
Actually, that was pretty good.
Okay, everyone.
Let's show everybody what Tri-State unification is all about.
Cue Love Händel! (Song: Tri-State Area Unification Day) The Tri-State Area was the Bi-State Area With an Adjacent Area right over there! They put it all together, now there's no use denyin' This parade is all about our area unifyin'! There's only one thing we care about We want you all to stand up and scream and shout! It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! Ferb, water hazard ahead.
It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! Commence operation: unforeseen circumstance.
It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! Ah, nugget! That's a-too bad.
Maybe you should a-dress like a policeman and a-reroute a-the parade.
If that wasn't such a good idea, I'd flatten you.
Mamma mia.
That was a-close.
See, Candace? Isn't this nice to just get away and enjoy a day together? You're right, Mom.
This is the best.
I'm not even going to think aboutâ Hm, you know.
I'm not even gonna say their names.
That's the spirit.
I'm just gonna sit here and enjoyâ Ooh, the parade coming by.
Look at that kid in the cute little car Gah! Mom! Ah! What am I doing? I am blocking my view.
What my brothers do doesn't affect me.
Letting it go for just one day.
Nails.
Happy relaxing fun! You say something, honey? Now, they're headin' for the junkyard.
Removes gravitational pull, it'll be impossible to escape.
Am I thinkin' of a junkyard, or something else? Ferb, treacherous terrain coming up.
Execute operation: Thing in our way.
AH! Otto H.
Adjacent will be avenged! Now, which button was it? Because, one of these buttons just makes it fire will-nilly all over the place.
I don't want to hit that one by mistake.
Oop, someone's at the door.
I'll be right there.
Oh, excuse me, Perry the Platypus, what can I doâ Ah! Oh, see there.
That'sâ That's the willy-nilly button.
Mom, this place is so fancy-shmancy.
I just hope it isn't too noisy with that silly parade going on outside.
Believe me, I'm trying to tune it out.
So, what looks good to you? Remember the pharaoh's curse.
Wait! It doesn't count if she sees them herself! Hey, Mom.
I bet you can't turn your head a 180° like an owl.
Nope, just 90.
Hey, can you show me that twisty yoga move you do again? Maybe after lunch, dear.
I'm curious what the back of you chair looks like.
Can you turn around and show me? Okay, Candace, what's up? Mom! Why can't you just turn around?! Okay, you want me to turn around? I'm turning around.
Can we just eat lunch now? Fine If that parade makes it to the end, my hopes for the Adjacent Area secession are through.
I gotta stop it.
Vhat is your next plan? I know it is going to be zomezhing clever! That's it! The other accents were amusing, but that one's just offensive.
Vait! Vhat about me? I'm firin' you as my nerd.
Das ist nicht gut.
Well, that's weird that our floats are floating away.
Yeah.
Well, they are called floats.
What theâ? Ah! Ah!!! Whoa-ah! A platypus balloon? A Perry the Platypus balloon?! Candace, I'm having a great time with you today.
See how relaxing it is when you're not obsessing about your brothers? I can't take it anymore! Mom, I really tried my best to give you a day.
But, it'sâ The boys.
The boys! They're in the parade! With giant floats! So, come on, you've gotta bust them.
Wow.
It's all just one big place.
No Bi-State area.
No Adjacent Area.
It's all just one big Tri-State Area, right over there! Uh-oh.
Momma! You know, this balloon is actuallyâ AHH! Curse you Perry the Platypus Balloon! Oh, no! Buford is in trouble! I must do something! Please, my bully is in trouble.
Let go of all of your balloons! Yeah, okay.
Thank you.
No.
Thank you, vegetable samosa.
Woo-hoo! Uh, did you guys see that? Let's investigate.
What we really need is a grand finale, so spectacular, that people will always remember Tri-State Area Unification Day.
Hey, what's that? Happy Tri-State Unification Day! Woo-yeah! Yeah, just some Unification Day Parade stunt.
That will do it.
Hey, Buford.
Great finale.
Yeah, it was really, really nice.
Nice? Ah, now I gotta go do somethin' to balance out the universe.
See ya' on the news.
Wait! Wait, no, Buford.
No, no, no.
Please don't.
I was going to eat those jelly doughnuts.
Missed ya', Baljeet.
Right back at ya', buddy.
An thus, the universe is balanced.
Candace! Behold, Phineas and Ferb have taken over the parade! Hi, Mom! Hi, Mrs.
Flynn-Fletcher.
Hi, Phineas and Ferb's mom.
Say "cheese"! Oh, how adorable! Excuse me.
Are you Candace Gertrude Flynn? Yes.
Curse you.
I tried to warn you, honey.
Here's the doo-hickey that fuses with your spinal cord.
Hey, guys.
What'cha doin'? Today, we're gonna fuse our nervous systems with Dad's laptop and surf the web using only our cerebral cortexes.
Wow! Surely that would be quite an exciting project.
Oh, hey, Baljeet.
Why are you dressed like a vegetable samosa? Because today is the Tri-State Area Unification Day! I learned all about it in Assimilation class.
You see, the Tri-State Area was the Bi-State Area, until our founder, the great John P.
Tristate, uttered the immortal words The, uh Bi-State Area should be united with that Adjacent Area, right over there.
But, we knew that.
I was just wondering why you're dressed up like a vegetable samosa.
Oh, that.
My Uncle Kamal is doing an exotic cuisine float in the parade, and I am the vegetable samosa! Hey! Buford? I thought I was supposed to be the vegetable samosa! Why can we not both be vegetable samosas? Oh, sure! Two vegetable samosas! Why don't we all just dress like vegetable samosas? In fact, why don't we just all dress like mashed potatoes and take the word exotic right off the sign?! Buford, wait! No, man.
It's over! I'm gonna go find another nerd! But, what about the Tri-State Area Unification Day parade? What? Is that what this parade is for? Does no one know what today is? Well, excuse me, but, that Adjacent Area was founded by my great-uncle Otto H.
Adjacent! He didn't wanna be no part of no Tri-State unification, and neither do I! The blood of Otto H.
Adjacent runs through these veins, and blood is thicker than water! Well, mango chutney is thicker than blood.
You're dead to me! Parade? I love parades.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today instead! We're gonnaâ Hey, where's Perry? Ah, there you are, Agent P.
Well, let's get down to brass tacksâ What's this? "Happy Passive-Agressive Relationship day"? Oh, is that today? That's okay, you probably weren't gonna get me anything, anyway.
Well, I completely forgot.
No, no, you know I didn't even want a present.
Anyway Where were we? For some reason, Doofenshmirtz has purchased a tow truck.
Which isn't evil in itself, butâ He may be planning on towing something evil, so, check it out.
Perry! Candace? Are you ready for our girl's day out? Just a sec, Mom! Aha! Wait a minute.
Are you guys just out here arranging kiddie wagons? At the moment.
Hmm.
Carry on.
All clear.
Luckily the boys aren't up to anything.
A little to the left.
There you go.
Candace, you have to promise me that you won't obsess about Phineas and Ferb.
Yeah, sure, Mom.
I promise.
Don't just promise this time.
Raise your right hand.
Do you, Candace Gertrude Flynn, solemnly swear not to obsess about your brothers, or you'll suffer the pharaoh's curse? The pharaoh's curse? Yes or no? Okay, yes! Okay, now we can have fun.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated Perry the Platypus? You like that? I call it my Indoors-inator.
I got the idea from the Perry-shaped hole you left in my wall, and in my bathroom door, a-and in my fridge.
Man, you were hungry that day.
Anyway, here's my evil plan.
Ta-da! I'm calling it the Duplic-8-inator.
Get it? Duplic-, then the number 8, then -inator.
I'll bet you're wondering what it does, huh? Here, I'll show you.
I can't believe you started a monkey basketball team, and you've only got one monkey.
Oh great, now three of 'em are gonna have to sit on the bench.
See? It duplicates everything eight times.
When I zap those streets there will be eight times the traffic, and Danville will come to a standstill! That's where I will make off like a bandit.
You see, I bought this tow truck off the internet, I'm going to call it the Tow-inator or something.
And open a service, and then I'll go andâ 'Course it'll be hard for me to drive anywhere, with all that traffic.
Well, you knowâ T-There's a bridge I'll cross when I get there.
I've never been bullied into stopping a parade before.
What should I do? I don't know if this is working out.
Can you talk in an Indian accent? Indian accent? No.
I can do an English accent, instead! Hello, gov'! Top of the morning, toodle pip! Last night, Mr.
Governor, my toilet was broken in two.
Actually, that was pretty good.
Okay, everyone.
Let's show everybody what Tri-State unification is all about.
Cue Love Händel! (Song: Tri-State Area Unification Day) The Tri-State Area was the Bi-State Area With an Adjacent Area right over there! They put it all together, now there's no use denyin' This parade is all about our area unifyin'! There's only one thing we care about We want you all to stand up and scream and shout! It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! Ferb, water hazard ahead.
It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! Commence operation: unforeseen circumstance.
It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! It's the Tri-State Area Unification Day! Ah, nugget! That's a-too bad.
Maybe you should a-dress like a policeman and a-reroute a-the parade.
If that wasn't such a good idea, I'd flatten you.
Mamma mia.
That was a-close.
See, Candace? Isn't this nice to just get away and enjoy a day together? You're right, Mom.
This is the best.
I'm not even going to think aboutâ Hm, you know.
I'm not even gonna say their names.
That's the spirit.
I'm just gonna sit here and enjoyâ Ooh, the parade coming by.
Look at that kid in the cute little car Gah! Mom! Ah! What am I doing? I am blocking my view.
What my brothers do doesn't affect me.
Letting it go for just one day.
Nails.
Happy relaxing fun! You say something, honey? Now, they're headin' for the junkyard.
Removes gravitational pull, it'll be impossible to escape.
Am I thinkin' of a junkyard, or something else? Ferb, treacherous terrain coming up.
Execute operation: Thing in our way.
AH! Otto H.
Adjacent will be avenged! Now, which button was it? Because, one of these buttons just makes it fire will-nilly all over the place.
I don't want to hit that one by mistake.
Oop, someone's at the door.
I'll be right there.
Oh, excuse me, Perry the Platypus, what can I doâ Ah! Oh, see there.
That'sâ That's the willy-nilly button.
Mom, this place is so fancy-shmancy.
I just hope it isn't too noisy with that silly parade going on outside.
Believe me, I'm trying to tune it out.
So, what looks good to you? Remember the pharaoh's curse.
Wait! It doesn't count if she sees them herself! Hey, Mom.
I bet you can't turn your head a 180° like an owl.
Nope, just 90.
Hey, can you show me that twisty yoga move you do again? Maybe after lunch, dear.
I'm curious what the back of you chair looks like.
Can you turn around and show me? Okay, Candace, what's up? Mom! Why can't you just turn around?! Okay, you want me to turn around? I'm turning around.
Can we just eat lunch now? Fine If that parade makes it to the end, my hopes for the Adjacent Area secession are through.
I gotta stop it.
Vhat is your next plan? I know it is going to be zomezhing clever! That's it! The other accents were amusing, but that one's just offensive.
Vait! Vhat about me? I'm firin' you as my nerd.
Das ist nicht gut.
Well, that's weird that our floats are floating away.
Yeah.
Well, they are called floats.
What theâ? Ah! Ah!!! Whoa-ah! A platypus balloon? A Perry the Platypus balloon?! Candace, I'm having a great time with you today.
See how relaxing it is when you're not obsessing about your brothers? I can't take it anymore! Mom, I really tried my best to give you a day.
But, it'sâ The boys.
The boys! They're in the parade! With giant floats! So, come on, you've gotta bust them.
Wow.
It's all just one big place.
No Bi-State area.
No Adjacent Area.
It's all just one big Tri-State Area, right over there! Uh-oh.
Momma! You know, this balloon is actuallyâ AHH! Curse you Perry the Platypus Balloon! Oh, no! Buford is in trouble! I must do something! Please, my bully is in trouble.
Let go of all of your balloons! Yeah, okay.
Thank you.
No.
Thank you, vegetable samosa.
Woo-hoo! Uh, did you guys see that? Let's investigate.
What we really need is a grand finale, so spectacular, that people will always remember Tri-State Area Unification Day.
Hey, what's that? Happy Tri-State Unification Day! Woo-yeah! Yeah, just some Unification Day Parade stunt.
That will do it.
Hey, Buford.
Great finale.
Yeah, it was really, really nice.
Nice? Ah, now I gotta go do somethin' to balance out the universe.
See ya' on the news.
Wait! Wait, no, Buford.
No, no, no.
Please don't.
I was going to eat those jelly doughnuts.
Missed ya', Baljeet.
Right back at ya', buddy.
An thus, the universe is balanced.
Candace! Behold, Phineas and Ferb have taken over the parade! Hi, Mom! Hi, Mrs.
Flynn-Fletcher.
Hi, Phineas and Ferb's mom.
Say "cheese"! Oh, how adorable! Excuse me.
Are you Candace Gertrude Flynn? Yes.
Curse you.
I tried to warn you, honey.