Phineas and Ferb s02e47 Episode Script

by ashirogi27 Ooh, you are so busted this time! Busted, busted, busted, busted Tra-la-la Hey, hey! Huh? Mom! Mom, Mom, Mom! Hi, honey.
Wait 'til you see what Phineas and Ferb are up to now! See?! What? Hey, Mom.
Hey, Candace.
But, but-but–! I'm gonna go check on my roast.
Ugh! But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but but but but but You've inspired me.
but I'm growing out my bangs.
but Namaste, compadres.
but Oh No matter what I try, I just can't do it! It's impossible! The impossible is possible! With a little teamwork.
That's what the Fireside Girls say.
Teamwork? Sure! How do you think I got this Mountain-Moving patch? By mindlessly repeating a flawed busting strategy? No Through teamwork! See that mountain over there? It used to be over there.
With a little teamwork, you can do anything.
Teamwork.
Teamwork! Stacy? I know what we're gonna do today.
Thank you for letting me choose today's activity.
No worries, Baljeet.
It is Nerd Awareness Week.
It is called spinning tops.
Lame! Of doom! Alright, I'll give it a shot.
Okay, everyone! Here is how you play.
You hold your top, and then.
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you spin! So then, what? You do it again! Ah It is lame, isn't it? Not at all, Baljeet.
It just needs a little more oomph.
I was hoping you would say that! Anybody else notices distinct lack of egg-laying mammals around here? Baljeet, would you do the honors? Boy, howdy! Where's Perry? Oh, there you are.
Didn't uh See ya Sittin' there Anyway, our sources tell us that Doofenshmirtz is up to something and if we're gonna put a stop to it, we'll need a little of that old egg-laying mammalian magic.
Why, how did– Oh, why that little scamp? Alright, ladies.
I've got a crew, I've got a plan, I wanna bust.
Questions? Stacy? Do you have this jumpsuit in pink? Cause I'm not really a tangerine kind of gal.
Why is everything so difficult?! Maybe if we help her bust her brothers, she'll be done with all this busting stuff for good.
You're absolutely right, Jenny.
Hey, Candace? Uh? I was just kidding about the color, I love orange.
And I'm all about persimmon.
So, what do we do next? You've heard of Boot Camp? Well, ladies, welcome to Bust Camp! (Song: Bust Your Brothers) Oh, yeah! Mom.
You've got to bust your brothers Make sure that there's no way around it! You got to bust your brothers And don't you stop until they're grounded! Show your mom what they've been doing The trouble they've been brewing You know these two are due, and how You got to bust your brothers You've got to bust your brothers now! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Norm, hurry up with that coffee! I still got that terrible morning taste in my mouth.
Coming right up, sir! Scalding hot, just the way you– Whoopsie daisy! Ow! I know I didn't make you that smart, but you can't even walk straight? I'll get it.
You'll be so delighted when your package arrives in six to eight weeks.
My new nemesis toy! Go run my bubble bath while I open it.
I wonder which one it is.
Oh, not another platypus.
I was hoping for something more like Manny the Mongoose or something.
Hey, let's see if it lays eggs.
Perry the Platypus? Say hello to my little friend! My new Straitjacket-inator! It was tailor-made just for you by my other little friend.
It may be small, but it's stronger and smarter than Norm and it's so much more efficient.
Listen up, team.
I'll be at the front of the house tracking Mom on my GPS device.
Jenny, you'll guard the gate.
See to it that Phineas and Ferb stay in the hot zone.
Stacy, you make sure whatever they built stays there 'til Mom comes home.
To achieve that goal, we use the following busting jargon.
When Mom comes home, the cue is, "the condor is in the nest".
When the boys are in prime busting position, it's, "the peas are in the pod".
And if what they've built somehow disappears, I want you to scream, "the banana has split"! Got it? Good.
Now, in the event that any of us should be captured– That's the Mom Signal! Ladies, it's go time! So, move it, move it, move it! The pea is in the pod! The condor is in the nest! Mom! Mom! Phineas and Ferb have built outer space in our backyard! Nice drill, ladies.
I'm a-lovin' teamwork! Hey, Candace.
Nice us-es! When did you make those? Pay no attention to them, Mom.
Yes, this new robot of mine is much more evil than Norm.
'Course, it can't talk, but that can be a good thing.
And it even has a convenient blender attachment.
Next, I'm thinking of a platypus purée.
This new model requires so little energy to run it really makes clumsy old Norm quite obsolete.
Now, I know I have a heart, because it's breaking.
We're ready to go.
You sure you don't want one, Buford? Nah, I still say it's lame.
Fair enough.
Canopies down, everybody.
Ready! Ah! Ready.
Okay, Ferb.
Bring out the radiant power source.
What's that? You can't plug the tops in or the cords would get all wrapped up.
So, we created a power source that will radiate energy across the yard to anything that needs it.
Okay, everybody.
Now, the secret to a good top spin, if I can call it that– Ha, good one, Baljeet! This is almost as fun– I'm going for my Bumper patc– Code red, busters! The condor is on the wing! I want feet on the ground! It's real this time! Moving in! Rock and roll! Ah, still lame.
Maybe I can liven things up a bit.
What's going on? Why are they going so fast?! Ah, look at him, he's– He's positively shaking with anticipation at the thought of helping me take over the Tri-State Area.
He's– I– I didn't even know he could do that, whatever it is.
Wow! I'm a better evil scientist than I thought! Doofenshmirtz, your pathetic schemes have all failed! Step aside and let the true master take over! He can talk! And shoot, too! Ow! Save me! Save me, Perry the Platypus! Perry the Platypus, my fight is with Doofenshmirtz, not you.
Agent P, an unusual power wave has struck the city with potentially disastrous consequences.
Forget Doofenshmirtz, find the source of that power wave, and dismantle it.
Perry! Prepare to meet your maker, maker! I'm feeling such an odd mixture of pride and mortal terror! Mostly terror! Mostly terror! The condor is in the nest! Let's go, condor! Candace, what is going on? You'll see! Just wait.
So, I'm guessing your brothers are doing something wildly dangerous? Uh Well, I've got a few seconds to kill before my bladder bursts like a water balloon, so, let's get this over with.
No! Teamwork! I mean, we've got to wait for the signal! Any second now.
Come on, girls.
Give me the code! Without the headsets, how can we signal Candace?! I don't know! How can she not hear this racket?! That's quite a racket back there.
Are you sure you don't want me to take a look? No way! Not until I get the signal.
Norm! Norm, help me, I'm gonna be puréed! Sorry, sir.
No can do.
I'm bringing coffee to the new boss.
Sounds delicious.
Just a moment.
I don't want to be a smoothie! Here you go, sir.
Just the way you– Whoopsie-daisy.
Oh, it's lucky for me you tripped on that rug again.
There was no rug, sir.
Aw Thank you, Norm.
I shouldn't have been so hard on you, but how come you were not affected by that strange energy thingy? Don't you remember? I run on squirrel power! Wow! I should really read your operation manual.
Wait for the signal.
Wait for it.
This is getting a little uncomfortable.
Eject, everybody! I lied about the persimmon.
Alright, Candace.
Enough's enough! No! Is the pea in the pod? Is the pea in the pod?! What's up with the pea?! Not again! Hey, kids.
So, what was all the big racket back here? We were just playing with our tops.
Oh.
Phineas and Ferb and their friends were spinning around and around and– And they were running so fast and it flew away into the clouds! giant tops of doom! Lame! You girls are beginning to sound a lot like Candace.
They were huge! And suddenly– Oh, will you two give it up already? But, you said to wait until she offers pie.
Ooh! Good idea! Who wants pie? Me! Me! Me.
Us! Oh, there you are, Perry! Oh, yeah! Mom.
You've got to bust your brothers Make sure that there's no way around it! You got to bust your brothers And don't you stop until they're grounded! Show your mom what they've been doing The trouble they've been brewing You know these two are due, and how! You got to bust your brothers You've got to bust your brothers now!