Phineas and Ferb s02e53 Episode Script
Phineas and Ferb Hawaiian Vacation (15 min)
by ashirogi27 Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be touching down in Hawaii momentarily, but remember, aloha means "hello" and "good bye".
Try not to get the two confused.
Aloha! Aloha! I do hope that was hello.
Wow, I always want a vacation this close to a volcanic hot spot.
Do you smell what I smell, Ferb? Hm-mm.
Magma.
Your father and I are looking forward to the Annual Couple's Surfing Contest.
Oh, I can't wait to wipe out! Dear, wipe out means falling off the board.
Yes, I know.
Well, there's only one thing I'm saying hello-ha to! Relaxing! And taking a break from trying to bust Phineas and Ferb.
What? It's hard work! Come on, kids.
Let's check out the gift shop while your father checks us in.
Well, I am a little rusty on my Hawaiian, but here goes.
Buenos dias, señor.
Me llamo Lawrence.
Oh, no, no.
Thatâs not necessary.
We speak English here.
Hawaii is part of the United States.
Is it really? How remarkable.
Well, we're the Flynn-Fletcher family.
Two adults, three children, and our pet platypus, Perry.
Excellent.
Why don't you join your family while I get the bellhop to attend to your bags? Wonderful.
Help desk.
Can we get a bell person to pick up the family's bags and platypus.
Oh, hey, where's Perry? Aloha, Agent P.
I see you're able to subliminally persuade your host family to take their vacation in Hawaii.
Still have no idea how you managed to do that.
Okay, I'll decide where we go on vacation as soon as I clean out Perry's litter box.
Hey, how about Hawaii? As you know, Doofenshmirtz is in the area of the Big Island.
He's obviously up to no good.
Find out what he's up to and put a stop to it.
Sir? Uh I promised Carl to get him one of those hula wigglers for his dashboard.
He thinks it would be neat.
Hey, what's this? Pineapple scented serenity lotion with SPF.
"Apply and feel instantly serene".
Mom! I totally need the serenity lotion! Check this out.
Aqua Primates.
A-Primes, Ferb.
The back of the box shows them crowning the queen, fighting robots, and designing websites.
Ferb, we've totally got to get this! Hey, not to be redundant, but, where's Perry? Perry! Perry the Platypus? Well, first of all, I just want to state for the record that this island was not my first choice.
I wanted Skull Island right over there, but it was already booked for Jacob Bernstein's Bar Mitzvah, and so all there was available was Pink Unicorn Island.
So, go ahead and laugh it up.
I will say this was considerably cheaper than Skull Island and, look! I get to keep the robe! Oh, where are my manners? Aloha! That's Hawaiian for you're trapped! And why am I here, you ask? See these little, mini volcanoes? They contain a certain primordial ooze that I need for my latest evil device.
Behold, the De-Evolutionator! I-I don't know why it kinda looks like a giant fish bone.
That's just how it came in the kit.
When I unleash this baby on the Tri-State Area, it will make every man, woman, and child moonwalk backwards down the evolutionary chain, finally stopping at a wimpy little Pliopithecus.
"Ooh, I'm Pliopithecus.
I'm not evolved enough to stop a modern man like Doofenshmirtz.
" And that's when I will swoop back into town and take over.
Isn't that just Darwin? Preparing to relax.
Boy, do I need this.
Ugh, why are there so many people here? Wait! Wait! One last chair! Excuse me! I was here first! Relaxation.
Come to me, serenity.
Okay.
Well, the A-Primes hatched, but they're really tiny.
And it looks like they only do one trick.
Moving toward a light source.
As impressive as that is, I bet if they were human-sized, they can do all this stuff on the box.
Hmm.
Ferb, do we have any more that growth elixir? Hey, Candace.
Phineas, I don't care if it's a Ferris wheel to Jupiter or a bionic meatloaf.
I'm going to relax.
Now go ahead.
Run along.
Okay, Ferb.
Time to dump them in.
Hey, what are you two kids doin'? We're putting our A-Primes in the pool before they outgrow their container.
Is that against the rules? Well, let's see.
"No running, diving, pushing, or modern expressionism".
Nope, nothing here.
You guys are good to go.
Cool.
Let's add the A-Primes.
(Song: A-Prime Calypso) Come along with me my friends We're going where the party never ends Here underneath the sea An aquatic jubilee! Well, my hands are like prunes Eatin' mussels from a spoon Do the A-Prime calypso with me We're underwater kin A maritime simian Do the A-Prime calypso with me Now, don't you be a wimp Grab some dried, brine shrimp And mix it with some H2O-o Put it in a beaker Or maybe in a sneaker Watch the aqueous prime-time show! Well, my hands are like prunes Eatin' mussels from a spoon Do the A-Prime calypso with me We're underwater kin A maritime simian Do the A-Prime calypso with me Here's a real rocker Straight from Davy Jones's locker Do the A-Prime calypso with me Do the A-Prime calypso with me! Alright, Candace.
You're finally doing it.
Relaxing.
It's all good.
Aloha, malihini, or guests.
In the spirit of laulea, or peaceful relaxation, let me be your kumu, or teacher, in an outdoor yoga class, free for hotel guests.
Pathetic, isn't it? Some people don't have the discipline to relax on their own.
They need to take aâ Oh, who are you kidding? You're taking the class.
A little extra serenity can't hurt.
Oh, this stuff is slippery! Everybody, find a mat.
So, let's start with a gentle standing back bend.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Uh-oh! Improbable creature wrangling time.
I knew it! I knew my obnoxious brothers would ruin my relaxation! Shoo, shoo! Get out of here! It's not a real fish! As I was saying, the De-Evolutionator will blast past the Pacific Ocean, bounce off the satellite, and completely blanket the Tri-State Area, de-evolving everyone! How are we doing in the back row? Can you see okay? Alright, away we go! Oh, for badness sake! What now? Oh, I see.
It'sâ I-It's a little smear on the lens.
I'll justâ Oh, um, excuse me.
Excuse me! Hey, mister.
Have you seen a group of giant, wet aqua primates running through here? Elevator! Thanks! Hey! You two are so busted! Hold it right there, young lady! I'm the manager of this hotel, and if there's going to be any busting to do, I'm going to do it.
But but but but Wait, a minute.
I am on vacation.
He is working.
I pass the bust baton to you, sir! Aloha! Come back here! Stop! Stop right there, young men! What is the meaning of this? Uh I'm not sure I understand your question.
Stop! Come back here! Wow.
For someone living in Hawaii, he's awfully stressed.
Okay.
This, I don't even get.
Alright, Candace.
You're finally doing it.
Relaxing.
Come back here! Stop! How are we going to round up the A-Primes? Hello? Room service? Wait, I'm going to call your mother! Hello, you've reached Linda Flynn-Fletcher.
And if this is Candace, I'm sure whatever the boys are doing is nothing.
Ugh! Hon, Doc.
Colberg and his old lady are trying to drop in our wave.
Ooh, those crazy coots! I'll just do an old-school drop de-turn on them, eh? Cut back up the face, through the sloop, do a nice inner tail-slide, and drop into the green room for a bit of tune time.
You got all that on the Internet, didnât you? Yes.
Yes, I did.
Cowabunga! What? What is it? Oh, great.
Now I'm a single-celled organism.
Now, how am I going to drive home? You boys ordered a giant flashlight from room service? Yep.
You're in luck.
We were just about to take that off the menu.
Here.
Let's switch this baby on.
Hopefully the A-Primes haven't forgotten their one trick.
It's working! They're moving towards the light.
Are you Mrs.
Flynn-Fletcher? Yes? Your boys are doing something in the back, and you have to see it.
No, wait! Don't throw that out! No! Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Perfect.
They're still here.
Come quick! Come look! See? Look at the slimy, disgusting creatures.
Well, that's not a very nice thing to say.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, boys.
Yeah.
But But, but But, there were all these My apologies if my daughter put you up to this.
We'll be upstairs, kids.
Oh, dude.
I know, right? I'm starting to get the hang of it.
I think this motion refers to the swaying of the palm trees.
Oh, yeah, and this motion says this Brit can move it! I wonder how the boys are doing.
Nicely done, bro.
We are becoming quite the islanders.
Oh, Jeremy.
I must be the luckiest girl in Hawaii.
What is that? Ooh, a good luck charm! With its own theme music.
Who could've guessed that my De-Evolutionator would backfire on me? Alright! Put your psuedopods down.
Hey, what's that? My De-Evolutionator, right there on the ocean floor.
If it's still working, I can throw it into fast forward, and evolve and get back into my former wickedness! Oh, it's a good thing I installed this molecular scale control panel.
It seemed frivolous at the time, but I'm glad I did it.
And Phew.
It's strange that my underwear and socks evolved with me.
Aloha, bros.
Hey, Candace.
Cool necklace.
Where did you get it? Oh, you like it? It's my lucky charm.
It was delivered to me by tranquil, Hawaiian waves.
And what are you up to? Well, we've done our share of terrain-based activities, so weâre gonna try some semi-aquatic endeavors.
Speaking of semi-aquatic, where's Perry? Agent P.
We still don't know the current whereabouts of Dr.
Doofenshmirtz, but we're picking up a strange signal from the island of Wa Ta Lot Ta Hoie.
It could be emanating from the missing De-Evolutionator.
You better investigate.
Good luck, Agent P.
Carl! More ice! Coming, sir.
With the De-Evolutionator back in my hands, I can reverse the settings, and I'll have the most highly evolved brain on Earth! Now that I'm so smart, I don't think it was such a good idea.
Oh, my precious, little good luck charm.
I'm so glad I found you.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wellâ If this wasn't meant to be, someone give me a sign.
No, no, no, no, no No! Well, that's good enough for me.
This single guy is out, peace! Oh, my gosh.
I could've been killed.
Iâm so glad I have my lucky charm.
You totally saved my life.
Ugh! Well, I guess that could've been a lot worse.
But, thanks to my lucky charm I guessâ No worries! I got my lucky charm on.
Well, I guess it could've been worse Okay, that does it.
This thing is totally bad luck.
Well, little amulet, this girl doesn't need any more misfortune.
So, bye-bye, bad luck! Over it! Ooh, nice necklace.
What?! Howâd this get back on! Please help me! How do I get rid of this? You must take it to the island of Wa Ta Lot Ta Hoie, to the top of the volcano, and Of course! It can only be destroyed in the fire from which it was formed.
Hold on, volcano! I'm a-comin'! We work for tips, you know! And, she's gone.
Hey, I need a ride to the island of Wa Ta Lot Ta Hoie? Sure, just grab that tow line.
Tow line? Do you mean this? Hey, wait! Why is this happening to me? No more bad luck! Wow, sis.
Way to hang loose! Cowabunga, kids! Laird Hamilton? Last I checked.
Say, aren't you dudes a little young to be riding this kinda surf? No worries, bro! We're just gonna hot dog this honker past the bone-yard to the sand.
You got that off the Internet, didn't you? Yes.
Yes, I did.
Alright, then.
Hang loose, kooks.
Later, wahine.
Hang ten, water man! See you on shore, Candace! I'm doomed.
I'm cursed.
Phineas, Ferb, I need your help.
I can't get rid of this tiki charm.
Uh, personally I'd be a little more worried about that manta ray stuck to your head.
What? Ugh.
You know, with the day I've been having, I didn't even notice.
Here, Candace.
Let us get rid of it for you.
That won't work.
Every time I try to get rid of it, my luck gets even worse.
No worries, Candace.
See? Nothing! No bad luck.
Perfectly fine.
But But, but, but, but, but Wow, you got pounded.
Let me give you a hand.
Looks like you could use a little luck.
Here, I found this on the beach.
Later, dawgs.
Later, brah! See, it's back.
What can we do to help? We need to get to the top of that volcano and throw it in.
Well, alright then.
I know what we're gonna do today! Being stranded on a deserted island is much easier with a normal sized head.
Oh, I got something.
It works! I found a platypus! Perry the Platypus?! Just because we're stranded on a deserted island, doesn't mean we should abandon our normal lives, don't you think? Because then, the Tiki gods would win! So, I made myself supreme ruler of the Tri-Coconut Area when no one was looking.
It stretches all the way from the big rock over there where I'm drying my socks and undies to those three coconut trees at the end of the beach.
And I have my minions.
Look, if they don't obey, I eat them.
What's that look? Oh, you're looking at the De-Evolutionator.
Is that why you're here? Well, don't worry about that.
I had to disable it.
It was doing bad things to my head, man.
I-I keep it around for the crabs.
They really seem to like it.
I know.
Weird, huh? They get all Kubrick-y on it.
Hey! Okay, fine! Go ahead along! See if I care, but keep your little webbed feet away from myâ Ow! Oh! Oh, you're so going to be crab cocktail.
(Song: Bad Luck) When the day began you had the wind in your sail Things were going your way, you thought you just couldn't fail Now you're walkin' around, like you're under a curse And you don't know how this day could get any worse Bad luck A dark cloud you're standin' under Bad luck (Bad luck) Wait, do I hear thunder? Bad luck (Bad luck) Well you can try and try But bad luck is gonna get you and you don't know why Bad luck Could it be any clearer Bad luck (Bad luck) Like you just broke a mirror Bad luck (Bad luck) Did you walk under a ladder? 'Cause your luck was just bad But it's getting badder Bad luck! Oh, Perry the Platypus! I've drawn a line in the sand and you are not allowed to cross this line.
Ooh, refreshments! Where you get that? Could I, uh Could I have some? Whatâ What, the line? Oh, no, look.
I-I was just kidding aboutâ Look! Look! Look! Look! I-It's not a real line.
It's not a barrier! Aw, come on! Oh, Perry the Smarty-pus! Behold, the Sand-inator! I bet you're wondering what it does, huh? Huh? W-Well, it's easy.
It causes great, irritating sand to wedge itself into your swim trunks, causing it to chaff, and get a rash, and have a lousy day at the beach.
How do you likeâ Huh.
You don't wear trunks.
What is that? A European thing? Oh, hey, it works.
I have sand in my trunks and it's really irritating.
I may be starving and dying of thirst, but, at least I got my hovel.
What has he got? Nothing! He's a platypus.
They'veâ They got like webbed fingers and no opposable thumbs.
I meanâ Practically flippers.
Wait, waitâ Wait, those are my minions! Ugh! Traitors! Are we there yet? For safety sake, I think Ferb and I should check out the scene before you go up.
Okay, yeah.
Whatever you say.
I'm not taking any more chances.
What's taking them so long? Phineas? Ferb? Oh, no.
Huh? Hey, Candace.
Mom? Check it out, Candace.
There's tons of these.
Hey, wahine.
Looks like you took the long way.
Most people just take the escalator, you know.
No! No, I can't handle any more bad luck! That's not bad luck.
That just means your table's ready.
Let's see what other luck it brings you.
Ah Looks like someone's getting a free dessert, huh? No way.
I don't want anything of that necklace brings me.
Goodbye.
Good riddance.
Candace is out, peace! I'll take that free dessert if you're not gonna eat it.
No, thanks.
I just glad I got rid that bad luck! I've got to get off this island.
What I need is a BO-AT or boat as I am now been told it is pronounced.
Oh, look, a BO-AT! A-A boat! Uh, Perry the Platypus.
I've decided that our efforts would be better spent if we work together to get off the island.
Here, l-let me help with it.
You won't mind if I borrow your boat.
Nice work, Agent P.
Agent W will take it from here.
Rubber ducky is in the water.
Over.
Oh, what do you say we get something to eat? I hear there's a great restaurant of the other side of the island.
And, uh I found one of these.
Maybe we'll get a free dessert.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
So long, Perry the Sucker-pus! Look after my minions! Those little traitors! Oh, for crying out loud! Agent W! Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Listen up, both of you.
Let's get one thing straight.
I am supreme ruler of this place and don't you forget it! Ow!
Try not to get the two confused.
Aloha! Aloha! I do hope that was hello.
Wow, I always want a vacation this close to a volcanic hot spot.
Do you smell what I smell, Ferb? Hm-mm.
Magma.
Your father and I are looking forward to the Annual Couple's Surfing Contest.
Oh, I can't wait to wipe out! Dear, wipe out means falling off the board.
Yes, I know.
Well, there's only one thing I'm saying hello-ha to! Relaxing! And taking a break from trying to bust Phineas and Ferb.
What? It's hard work! Come on, kids.
Let's check out the gift shop while your father checks us in.
Well, I am a little rusty on my Hawaiian, but here goes.
Buenos dias, señor.
Me llamo Lawrence.
Oh, no, no.
Thatâs not necessary.
We speak English here.
Hawaii is part of the United States.
Is it really? How remarkable.
Well, we're the Flynn-Fletcher family.
Two adults, three children, and our pet platypus, Perry.
Excellent.
Why don't you join your family while I get the bellhop to attend to your bags? Wonderful.
Help desk.
Can we get a bell person to pick up the family's bags and platypus.
Oh, hey, where's Perry? Aloha, Agent P.
I see you're able to subliminally persuade your host family to take their vacation in Hawaii.
Still have no idea how you managed to do that.
Okay, I'll decide where we go on vacation as soon as I clean out Perry's litter box.
Hey, how about Hawaii? As you know, Doofenshmirtz is in the area of the Big Island.
He's obviously up to no good.
Find out what he's up to and put a stop to it.
Sir? Uh I promised Carl to get him one of those hula wigglers for his dashboard.
He thinks it would be neat.
Hey, what's this? Pineapple scented serenity lotion with SPF.
"Apply and feel instantly serene".
Mom! I totally need the serenity lotion! Check this out.
Aqua Primates.
A-Primes, Ferb.
The back of the box shows them crowning the queen, fighting robots, and designing websites.
Ferb, we've totally got to get this! Hey, not to be redundant, but, where's Perry? Perry! Perry the Platypus? Well, first of all, I just want to state for the record that this island was not my first choice.
I wanted Skull Island right over there, but it was already booked for Jacob Bernstein's Bar Mitzvah, and so all there was available was Pink Unicorn Island.
So, go ahead and laugh it up.
I will say this was considerably cheaper than Skull Island and, look! I get to keep the robe! Oh, where are my manners? Aloha! That's Hawaiian for you're trapped! And why am I here, you ask? See these little, mini volcanoes? They contain a certain primordial ooze that I need for my latest evil device.
Behold, the De-Evolutionator! I-I don't know why it kinda looks like a giant fish bone.
That's just how it came in the kit.
When I unleash this baby on the Tri-State Area, it will make every man, woman, and child moonwalk backwards down the evolutionary chain, finally stopping at a wimpy little Pliopithecus.
"Ooh, I'm Pliopithecus.
I'm not evolved enough to stop a modern man like Doofenshmirtz.
" And that's when I will swoop back into town and take over.
Isn't that just Darwin? Preparing to relax.
Boy, do I need this.
Ugh, why are there so many people here? Wait! Wait! One last chair! Excuse me! I was here first! Relaxation.
Come to me, serenity.
Okay.
Well, the A-Primes hatched, but they're really tiny.
And it looks like they only do one trick.
Moving toward a light source.
As impressive as that is, I bet if they were human-sized, they can do all this stuff on the box.
Hmm.
Ferb, do we have any more that growth elixir? Hey, Candace.
Phineas, I don't care if it's a Ferris wheel to Jupiter or a bionic meatloaf.
I'm going to relax.
Now go ahead.
Run along.
Okay, Ferb.
Time to dump them in.
Hey, what are you two kids doin'? We're putting our A-Primes in the pool before they outgrow their container.
Is that against the rules? Well, let's see.
"No running, diving, pushing, or modern expressionism".
Nope, nothing here.
You guys are good to go.
Cool.
Let's add the A-Primes.
(Song: A-Prime Calypso) Come along with me my friends We're going where the party never ends Here underneath the sea An aquatic jubilee! Well, my hands are like prunes Eatin' mussels from a spoon Do the A-Prime calypso with me We're underwater kin A maritime simian Do the A-Prime calypso with me Now, don't you be a wimp Grab some dried, brine shrimp And mix it with some H2O-o Put it in a beaker Or maybe in a sneaker Watch the aqueous prime-time show! Well, my hands are like prunes Eatin' mussels from a spoon Do the A-Prime calypso with me We're underwater kin A maritime simian Do the A-Prime calypso with me Here's a real rocker Straight from Davy Jones's locker Do the A-Prime calypso with me Do the A-Prime calypso with me! Alright, Candace.
You're finally doing it.
Relaxing.
It's all good.
Aloha, malihini, or guests.
In the spirit of laulea, or peaceful relaxation, let me be your kumu, or teacher, in an outdoor yoga class, free for hotel guests.
Pathetic, isn't it? Some people don't have the discipline to relax on their own.
They need to take aâ Oh, who are you kidding? You're taking the class.
A little extra serenity can't hurt.
Oh, this stuff is slippery! Everybody, find a mat.
So, let's start with a gentle standing back bend.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Uh-oh! Improbable creature wrangling time.
I knew it! I knew my obnoxious brothers would ruin my relaxation! Shoo, shoo! Get out of here! It's not a real fish! As I was saying, the De-Evolutionator will blast past the Pacific Ocean, bounce off the satellite, and completely blanket the Tri-State Area, de-evolving everyone! How are we doing in the back row? Can you see okay? Alright, away we go! Oh, for badness sake! What now? Oh, I see.
It'sâ I-It's a little smear on the lens.
I'll justâ Oh, um, excuse me.
Excuse me! Hey, mister.
Have you seen a group of giant, wet aqua primates running through here? Elevator! Thanks! Hey! You two are so busted! Hold it right there, young lady! I'm the manager of this hotel, and if there's going to be any busting to do, I'm going to do it.
But but but but Wait, a minute.
I am on vacation.
He is working.
I pass the bust baton to you, sir! Aloha! Come back here! Stop! Stop right there, young men! What is the meaning of this? Uh I'm not sure I understand your question.
Stop! Come back here! Wow.
For someone living in Hawaii, he's awfully stressed.
Okay.
This, I don't even get.
Alright, Candace.
You're finally doing it.
Relaxing.
Come back here! Stop! How are we going to round up the A-Primes? Hello? Room service? Wait, I'm going to call your mother! Hello, you've reached Linda Flynn-Fletcher.
And if this is Candace, I'm sure whatever the boys are doing is nothing.
Ugh! Hon, Doc.
Colberg and his old lady are trying to drop in our wave.
Ooh, those crazy coots! I'll just do an old-school drop de-turn on them, eh? Cut back up the face, through the sloop, do a nice inner tail-slide, and drop into the green room for a bit of tune time.
You got all that on the Internet, didnât you? Yes.
Yes, I did.
Cowabunga! What? What is it? Oh, great.
Now I'm a single-celled organism.
Now, how am I going to drive home? You boys ordered a giant flashlight from room service? Yep.
You're in luck.
We were just about to take that off the menu.
Here.
Let's switch this baby on.
Hopefully the A-Primes haven't forgotten their one trick.
It's working! They're moving towards the light.
Are you Mrs.
Flynn-Fletcher? Yes? Your boys are doing something in the back, and you have to see it.
No, wait! Don't throw that out! No! Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Perfect.
They're still here.
Come quick! Come look! See? Look at the slimy, disgusting creatures.
Well, that's not a very nice thing to say.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, boys.
Yeah.
But But, but But, there were all these My apologies if my daughter put you up to this.
We'll be upstairs, kids.
Oh, dude.
I know, right? I'm starting to get the hang of it.
I think this motion refers to the swaying of the palm trees.
Oh, yeah, and this motion says this Brit can move it! I wonder how the boys are doing.
Nicely done, bro.
We are becoming quite the islanders.
Oh, Jeremy.
I must be the luckiest girl in Hawaii.
What is that? Ooh, a good luck charm! With its own theme music.
Who could've guessed that my De-Evolutionator would backfire on me? Alright! Put your psuedopods down.
Hey, what's that? My De-Evolutionator, right there on the ocean floor.
If it's still working, I can throw it into fast forward, and evolve and get back into my former wickedness! Oh, it's a good thing I installed this molecular scale control panel.
It seemed frivolous at the time, but I'm glad I did it.
And Phew.
It's strange that my underwear and socks evolved with me.
Aloha, bros.
Hey, Candace.
Cool necklace.
Where did you get it? Oh, you like it? It's my lucky charm.
It was delivered to me by tranquil, Hawaiian waves.
And what are you up to? Well, we've done our share of terrain-based activities, so weâre gonna try some semi-aquatic endeavors.
Speaking of semi-aquatic, where's Perry? Agent P.
We still don't know the current whereabouts of Dr.
Doofenshmirtz, but we're picking up a strange signal from the island of Wa Ta Lot Ta Hoie.
It could be emanating from the missing De-Evolutionator.
You better investigate.
Good luck, Agent P.
Carl! More ice! Coming, sir.
With the De-Evolutionator back in my hands, I can reverse the settings, and I'll have the most highly evolved brain on Earth! Now that I'm so smart, I don't think it was such a good idea.
Oh, my precious, little good luck charm.
I'm so glad I found you.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wellâ If this wasn't meant to be, someone give me a sign.
No, no, no, no, no No! Well, that's good enough for me.
This single guy is out, peace! Oh, my gosh.
I could've been killed.
Iâm so glad I have my lucky charm.
You totally saved my life.
Ugh! Well, I guess that could've been a lot worse.
But, thanks to my lucky charm I guessâ No worries! I got my lucky charm on.
Well, I guess it could've been worse Okay, that does it.
This thing is totally bad luck.
Well, little amulet, this girl doesn't need any more misfortune.
So, bye-bye, bad luck! Over it! Ooh, nice necklace.
What?! Howâd this get back on! Please help me! How do I get rid of this? You must take it to the island of Wa Ta Lot Ta Hoie, to the top of the volcano, and Of course! It can only be destroyed in the fire from which it was formed.
Hold on, volcano! I'm a-comin'! We work for tips, you know! And, she's gone.
Hey, I need a ride to the island of Wa Ta Lot Ta Hoie? Sure, just grab that tow line.
Tow line? Do you mean this? Hey, wait! Why is this happening to me? No more bad luck! Wow, sis.
Way to hang loose! Cowabunga, kids! Laird Hamilton? Last I checked.
Say, aren't you dudes a little young to be riding this kinda surf? No worries, bro! We're just gonna hot dog this honker past the bone-yard to the sand.
You got that off the Internet, didn't you? Yes.
Yes, I did.
Alright, then.
Hang loose, kooks.
Later, wahine.
Hang ten, water man! See you on shore, Candace! I'm doomed.
I'm cursed.
Phineas, Ferb, I need your help.
I can't get rid of this tiki charm.
Uh, personally I'd be a little more worried about that manta ray stuck to your head.
What? Ugh.
You know, with the day I've been having, I didn't even notice.
Here, Candace.
Let us get rid of it for you.
That won't work.
Every time I try to get rid of it, my luck gets even worse.
No worries, Candace.
See? Nothing! No bad luck.
Perfectly fine.
But But, but, but, but, but Wow, you got pounded.
Let me give you a hand.
Looks like you could use a little luck.
Here, I found this on the beach.
Later, dawgs.
Later, brah! See, it's back.
What can we do to help? We need to get to the top of that volcano and throw it in.
Well, alright then.
I know what we're gonna do today! Being stranded on a deserted island is much easier with a normal sized head.
Oh, I got something.
It works! I found a platypus! Perry the Platypus?! Just because we're stranded on a deserted island, doesn't mean we should abandon our normal lives, don't you think? Because then, the Tiki gods would win! So, I made myself supreme ruler of the Tri-Coconut Area when no one was looking.
It stretches all the way from the big rock over there where I'm drying my socks and undies to those three coconut trees at the end of the beach.
And I have my minions.
Look, if they don't obey, I eat them.
What's that look? Oh, you're looking at the De-Evolutionator.
Is that why you're here? Well, don't worry about that.
I had to disable it.
It was doing bad things to my head, man.
I-I keep it around for the crabs.
They really seem to like it.
I know.
Weird, huh? They get all Kubrick-y on it.
Hey! Okay, fine! Go ahead along! See if I care, but keep your little webbed feet away from myâ Ow! Oh! Oh, you're so going to be crab cocktail.
(Song: Bad Luck) When the day began you had the wind in your sail Things were going your way, you thought you just couldn't fail Now you're walkin' around, like you're under a curse And you don't know how this day could get any worse Bad luck A dark cloud you're standin' under Bad luck (Bad luck) Wait, do I hear thunder? Bad luck (Bad luck) Well you can try and try But bad luck is gonna get you and you don't know why Bad luck Could it be any clearer Bad luck (Bad luck) Like you just broke a mirror Bad luck (Bad luck) Did you walk under a ladder? 'Cause your luck was just bad But it's getting badder Bad luck! Oh, Perry the Platypus! I've drawn a line in the sand and you are not allowed to cross this line.
Ooh, refreshments! Where you get that? Could I, uh Could I have some? Whatâ What, the line? Oh, no, look.
I-I was just kidding aboutâ Look! Look! Look! Look! I-It's not a real line.
It's not a barrier! Aw, come on! Oh, Perry the Smarty-pus! Behold, the Sand-inator! I bet you're wondering what it does, huh? Huh? W-Well, it's easy.
It causes great, irritating sand to wedge itself into your swim trunks, causing it to chaff, and get a rash, and have a lousy day at the beach.
How do you likeâ Huh.
You don't wear trunks.
What is that? A European thing? Oh, hey, it works.
I have sand in my trunks and it's really irritating.
I may be starving and dying of thirst, but, at least I got my hovel.
What has he got? Nothing! He's a platypus.
They'veâ They got like webbed fingers and no opposable thumbs.
I meanâ Practically flippers.
Wait, waitâ Wait, those are my minions! Ugh! Traitors! Are we there yet? For safety sake, I think Ferb and I should check out the scene before you go up.
Okay, yeah.
Whatever you say.
I'm not taking any more chances.
What's taking them so long? Phineas? Ferb? Oh, no.
Huh? Hey, Candace.
Mom? Check it out, Candace.
There's tons of these.
Hey, wahine.
Looks like you took the long way.
Most people just take the escalator, you know.
No! No, I can't handle any more bad luck! That's not bad luck.
That just means your table's ready.
Let's see what other luck it brings you.
Ah Looks like someone's getting a free dessert, huh? No way.
I don't want anything of that necklace brings me.
Goodbye.
Good riddance.
Candace is out, peace! I'll take that free dessert if you're not gonna eat it.
No, thanks.
I just glad I got rid that bad luck! I've got to get off this island.
What I need is a BO-AT or boat as I am now been told it is pronounced.
Oh, look, a BO-AT! A-A boat! Uh, Perry the Platypus.
I've decided that our efforts would be better spent if we work together to get off the island.
Here, l-let me help with it.
You won't mind if I borrow your boat.
Nice work, Agent P.
Agent W will take it from here.
Rubber ducky is in the water.
Over.
Oh, what do you say we get something to eat? I hear there's a great restaurant of the other side of the island.
And, uh I found one of these.
Maybe we'll get a free dessert.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
So long, Perry the Sucker-pus! Look after my minions! Those little traitors! Oh, for crying out loud! Agent W! Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Listen up, both of you.
Let's get one thing straight.
I am supreme ruler of this place and don't you forget it! Ow!