Phineas and Ferb s02e54 Episode Script

by ashirogi27 Summer belongs to you! Uh, hello? Hey, Jeremy! It's me, Candace! Oh, hi, Candace.
You realize it's like Oops! Sorry.
I-I was just wondering how your vacation's going.
Actually, it's funny you called because you were in my dream just now.
Really? Yeah, it was weird.
You and I were in this Dixieland band and there was an iguana playing an oboe when we– I gotta go, Jeremy.
I'll call you later.
Mom! Did you hear that? I can't hear anything because of all this road construction.
But, Mom, they've built a giant rope jumping robot and it's– Phineas, will you turn that thing off? I am trying to bust you! We can't, it's become self-aware! The jump-roping was his idea! Mom! Mom! Mom! Okay, I'm here.
What did you wanna tell me? Backyard, now! Excuse me? Backyard, now, please? I jump, therefore, I am.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
Right back here, Mom! Look! Here they are.
Hi, kids.
Did you have fun today? Yes.
Yes, we did.
Good for you.
I would've been home sooner, but it took me an hour to drive around the road construction in the neighborhood.
It sure would be helpful if they could just make the days a little longer.
Who do I call about that? Hey, do you mind? We have a visual gag going on here.
Thank you! Our vacation is more than halfway over, and what have we accomplished? Okay, so we've built a rollercoaster, we traveled through time twice, found Atlantis, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah See? We've hardly done anything! We need a real challenge.
We need to create the biggest, longest, funnest summer day of all time! Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Doofenshmirtz in a Jet Airplane! Well, Vanessa, are you looking forward to seeing Tokyo on our daddy-daughter trip? Yeah.
I was really hoping for Paris.
I mean, I did drop all those hints, but I guess Tokyo is more exotic.
Yes, that is why I chose Japan over Paris at the last moment! That makes perfect sense.
There is no other ulterior motive behind it all, so, you know Uh, this is your captain speaking, we're expecting a slight delay for our arrival in Tokyo.
There's always something.
Turbulence, headwinds, giant jump-roping robots I dangle, therefore, I am.
So, Mom, while you're away, I'm in charge, right? For two whole days? That's right.
Remember, no boys over.
Of course, Mom.
Jeremy's in Paris anyway.
So When you say I'm in charge, what exactly do you mean by that? Well, to put it simply, I mean, "you're in charge".
So, Phineas and Ferb were up to something bust-worthy, and I am, as you say, "in charge", I have free reign to call you as many times as necessary? Quite the contrary, Candace.
Being in charge means you handle things yourself.
Yup.
Basically, if you're really in charge, you won't need to call at all.
You see, if the boys are doing something bust-worthy, that means you're not doing your job and you would be in trouble too.
Whoa! Whoa, heavy! By busting the boys, I bust myself? Ah, there's the rub.
Right next to the pair of ducks.
I'm also packing this book of puns! Bye, kids! Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! Have a successful endeavor! Paris French girls and Jeremy Iguana playing an oboe Stacy? I am freaking out here! Ugh I'll be right over.
Cool, thanks! And could you bring some breakfast? Hello? So, Phineas, what'cha doin' up so early? Today is the summer solstice, the longest day of the year! And Ferb and I are gonna make it even longer.
So, you built the Statue of Liberty? No Oh, wow.
That is weird.
Behold! The Amazing Sun-Beater 3000! Wow! Amazing! It's a name followed by a big number! It's fast and it runs on vegetable oil, so it's environmentally friendly.
In this ship, we will travel around the world as the sun does, making this, the longest day of summer, even longer! That'll give us twenty-four hours of continuous daylight, and add the extra fifteen hours we would've had anyway, that's almost a forty-hour day! It can't be done! There's only twenty-four hours in a day and that's that! Well, yes and no.
You see, Buford, if you define the day by the passage of the sun, and we follow the sun by travelling around the world– Nah, nah! Don't try and confuse me with your sorcerous ways.
There's nothin' I've ever seen that would make me believe you could pull this off.
Except for that time-machine thing, and– Oh, and the rollercoaster! But, other than that, nothin'! Oh, and the time you played that song when the platypus came back, oh Man Nature just bends to your will, doesn't it? Yeah, nothing's impossible if you believe you can do it.
Well, I don't believe and therefore it's impossible.
And what's more, I bet you can't do it! You bet us? Yeah, I bet you! And if you lose, you're gonna have to stand up in front of everyone and say that you are governed by the laws of physics, and summer's not whatever you want to make of it.
And what's more, you're gonna spend the rest of your summer doin' nothin'! And what happens when we win? Hm I'll eat a bug.
Buford, you'd eat a bug right now if we asked.
Are you asking? No.
All right.
How about I give you back your bike I took when we were little? My bike! Mine! No How about this? When we make it back here before the sun sets, you've gotta give everyone their bikes back.
Mine was the one with the unusually large front wheel.
I still get to eat the bug though, right? Sure thing, Buford.
I want the bug.
Phineas, what are you doing? You're putting your entire world view on the line.
And for what? A bunch of bikes? And a bug! Isabella, it isn't about the bikes.
It's about my world view.
You see, we've all gotta ask ourselves just one question.
(Song: I Believe We Can) What is a summer really But a tepid month or three? Clay Aiken? Yeah.
I hired a stunt singer, what do you think? If you agree with Buford That's all it will ever be And we don't need to break the laws of physics To make a day that's longer than a day We can follow that old sun 'round the circumference of the globe And stop all the nay-sayers from nay-say ing 'Cause I believe we can And that's the measure, the measure of a man It may sound far-fetched This thing we've got planned But I believe we can I believe we can Ooh, I believe.
I believe we can And that's the measure, the measure of a man Oh, that's the measure of a man Chaka Khan.
We'll make it back here Nice.
We'll make it back here To where we began Oh Or at least that's the plan! Of course First you're gonna have to fix this wing, yeah! Hey, where's Perry? Uh, hi, Agent P.
Major Monogram isn't here right now, but he left this note.
"Dear Carl, I haven't been kidnapped so don't come looking for him.
I mean me.
" Kinda weird, though, that he took the time to cut each letter out of a magazine.
Anyhoos, Doof is on vacation with his daughter in Tokyo right now which is where the Annual World Good Guy convention is being held, and Major Monogram's the keynote speaker.
Coincidence? A 100% yes! So, I guess you got the day off! Alright, you got your breakfast.
What's eating you? Well, you know how Jeremy's in France for another week? Yeah, so? Do you know what they have in France? The pyramids? No! French girls! Come on, Candace.
Everybody knows that you and Jeremy are an item.
Not officially.
He's never even called me his girlfriend.
We've never even kissed! That means that Jeremy is single, in Paris, and surrounded by French girls.
I'm no fool, Stacy, I've seen the oil paintings.
Candace, you've got to believe in yourself.
What do French girls have that you don't have? At the moment, Jeremy.
Candace, if you want him to call you his girlfriend, maybe you should call him your boyfriend.
I can do that? I can use the B-word first? Sure, why not? Oh, and Stacy Pyramids? Really? Oh, right.
That's Belgium, isn't it? Look at this.
It says that the tallest structure in Tokyo is the Tokyo Tower.
And it even looks like the Eiffel Tower! See? It's just like we're in France! Oh, here's my bag now! I can't believe you brought work with you! What do you mean? Dad, you've got some guy tied up here.
No, no, Vanessa.
We've got some guy tied up here.
I've got a name, you know.
All right.
Vanessa, Major Monogram.
Major Monogram, Vanessa.
There, you happy now? I've never been happy.
Come on, let's go get a taxi.
I'd prefer a town car.
Quiet, you! Okay, we're getting a slight late start because of the broken wing, but here's the whole route.
With stops in Tokyo and Paris to refuel.
You're going to Paris? Yeah, wanna come? To the City of Love? That's what they call it.
You're asking me, to go to the City of Love, with you? Yeah, it'll be fun.
Now, let me see if I got this straight– Hey, Dinner Bell! I'm goin' with you to make sure you don't cheat.
Okay.
So, Baljeet, you wanna come too? Well, naturally– I get one carry-on.
All right.
Carry on, then.
Did you get that wing fixed yet? I guess so.
We pretty much used up all the packing tape.
Okay, the clock is ticking, everyone! Phineas! What's going on here? We're flying around the world to make the longest, funnest day of summer ever.
Oh, no, no, no.
Mom left me in charge, and I say you and your little friends are not going anywhere– Hey, Candace! Check out this giant map! You're going to Paris? France? That's the plan.
We'll have to stop and refuel.
Like I was saying, you and your little friends are not going anywhere without me! No, no, no, no, Candace! This is a bad idea! About as bad as you've ever had in a long line of, and I love you when I say this really, really bad ideas.
Stacy, they're going to Paris! Where Jeremy is! You promised your mom you'd keep your brothers out of trouble.
What better way to look after them than by going along and keeping them out of trouble along the way? You realize that's a massive rationalization, don't you? Oh, yeah, totally.
Well, say hi to Jeremy for me! And hey, you should stop by and see my cousins in Tokyo! Ferb, did you get that giant map packed? Wow, mad folding skills.
You guys all ready? Ready for you to lose! Uh, Ferb? All right, everyone, make sure your tray tables are stowed and your seat belts are in their full and up– Okay, girls.
We got roughly forty hours to get this backyard in line and set up for the party.
Let's go, go, go! Who left her in charge? Here, make yourself useful.
You know, we're only booked for the hour! So, what did you guys think of the Pacific Ocean? Eh, probably like my fifth favorite ocean.
Next stop, Tokyo! It says here that the Tokyo Tower is the tallest self-supporting steel structure in the world! Oh, look down there, that guy just fell off his bike.
But.
.
I-It says nothing about a giant water balloon.
Dad? Do you like it? We're supposed to be on vacation.
Uh, we'll be on our way just as soon as Major Monogram drops this water balloon on the entire International Good Guy convention.
I would never pull an elaborate childish prank like that.
It w-would ruin my reputation! Destroy my credit– Oh, I see where you're going with this.
Yes! And best of all, without your leadership, it will totally put an end to, eh– That's– W-What's the name of your organization again? The O.
W.
C.
A.
The Organization Without a Cool Acronym.
Okay.
Well I'm going to put an end to Ah-ooh-ca, I guess? Wow, that really isn't a cool acronym.
Told ya.
Ladies and gentlemen, Tokyo, Japan.
Stacy has family down there.
We should visit.
We're one step ahead of you, Candace.
Here we are! Whoops.
I thought it sounded a little grindy and sparky.
Kon'nichiwa! Suteishi no tomodachi desu! Hey, everybody! Phineas and Ferb are here! Wow, Stacy sure has a lot of cousins.
(Song: J-Pop (Welcome to Tokyo)) Welcome to Tokyo Being glad that you are here We came visiting, delightful us Welcome to Tokyo Hey, do you guys have any vegetable oil we can use? We need to refuel.
Oh, sure.
Baa-chan owns a tempura restaurant.
As for a list of exotic amusements which makes between the summer there Is here we look at baseball like the fact that it does Our some people the fact that volleyball is done and is enjoyed When it's hot we swim in water like the fact that it goes Thanks a lot! We'll say hi to Stacy for you! Man, Tokyo's a fun town! I have no idea what just happened.
No one in the agency will ever believe that I dropped that water balloon.
Oh, but they will.
Because you're going to confess that you did it on camera for the world to see! You can't make me talk.
I have nerves of steel and an iron will and gold teeth and a copper spleen.
Basically, I'm 35% metal.
Oh, man.
It must be hard getting through the airport.
Oh, don't get me started.
Anyway, you can't make me talk.
Oh, yeah? "I am Major Monogram.
I dropped that water balloon.
I have poopy pants.
" Eh? Well I stand corrected.
That's actually very convincing.
Dad! This entire trip has been about your work! That's it! If you don't want to spend time with me, then I don't want to spend time with you.
Vanessa, where are you going? I'm going to the airport and I'm flying to Paris.
Hey, Perry.
Alone if I have to! Vanessa, wait! You have all the traveler's checks.
Traveler's checks? Really? Oh, did I say traveler's– Uh No, no– I do wanna spend time with– L-Look, look.
I'll drop the water balloon right now, we'll get– Cheese and crackers! Oh, excuse me, you two, but, uh Should that button be blinking like that? Yep! That means it's working! Oh, this can't be good.
No, Vanessa! No!!! Oh, they caught her! They caught her! Ferb? Vanessa? No matter where we go, Ferb knows everyone.
Thanks, guys.
It's a good thing we came along when we did.
So, where can we drop you? I don't know.
Where are you guys going? Well, we're off to Paris to refuel and then back to Danville.
Can I just come with you? Sure.
Wait, wait, you saved her and now you're running off with her like– Oh! I've very mixed feelings about you! Uh, Perry the Platypus, how did you get here? I need a ride.
Could you guys help me out? You're kidding, right? No! I have to save my daughter.
This is a big deal! Oh, please? Please, please? Oh, please? Please-y, weasy? Please, please? Please? Fine.
But, after we get her back, you're gonna have to answer for what you've done here, mister.
Wait, what? You were coming here, anyway, and– Oh, and uh As far as flinging that water balloon into orbit "I did that.
" Seriously.
When was the last time you washed your hands? Okay, everybody! Keep an eye out for Klimpaloon! Klimpaloon? Yeah, Klimpaloon! The magical old-timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas! You're making that up.
Come on Candace, does that sound like something someone would make up? What's that? Uh-oh.
We didn't calculate for the weight of an extra body.
Will this affect our arrival in Paris? Hmm Let me let you know in about two seconds.
Candace? Yeah? It is going to affect our arrival in Paris.
And you thought I'd made it up! Do you even have an idea where we're supposed to be going? Fortunately, Vanessa's wearing the earrings I got her.
They're made out of these cool little tracking devices.
Look, see? The signal's not too far away but it's on the move.
That way! Woo-hoo! Team Doofenshmirtz, ho! What? Well, like I'm gonna let you name the team? Organization Without a Cool Acronym? Well, looks like you're gonna lose! Hey! I believe my Uncle Sabu lives not far from here! Perhaps he can help! Cool! Come on, let's go! Forget it.
I'm staying with the plane.
And I'll keep her company.
Okay.
Back in a few.
So, Candace, what is Ferb short for? I don't know.
He's home! Ah, Baljeet and friends, I was expecting you.
Really? No, that's just something we say up here to freak out the tourists.
Uh, Uncle Sabu, do you live up here? Yes, it's quite a trek, isn't it? It used to be very inconvenient for me.
But, then I built my factory right here, and now it's inconvenient for everyone else! What do you make here? Oh, wait for it.
There's a whole musical number.
(Song: Rubber Bands, Rubber Balls) Rubber bands, rubber balls Made with super-special density Rubber bands, rubber balls They can bounce with such intensity This is the room where we test the stretching This is the room where we test the bounce Here we add the long-chained hydrocarbons The names of which I cannot pronounce This is the room where we test compression This is the room where we test recoil This is a break room for all these dancers And here's a little fridge so the curry won't spoil Rubber bands, rubber balls Made with super-special density Rubber bands, rubber balls They can bounce with such intensity Basically what we make here is rubber We're not trying to diversify We don't make knickknacks, we don't make tchotchkes Or really anything that's gonna catch your eye We don't make pianos, we don't make cream sodas We don't make the zippers for your parachute pants We don't make ice cube trays or ceiling fans We make rubber bands! Rubber bands, rubber balls Made with super-special density Rubber bands, rubber balls They can bounce with such intensity So, what do you make here again? Okay, everyone, back to one– No, I'm just kidding.
Just kidding.
Could we borrow one of these? Ugh, I've got like no bars here.
Let's see if we get a signal further up the mountain.
I got her! She's down there on that craggy mountain.
Quick! Let's land this bird.
The terrain is too treacherous.
You're going to have to parachute.
Here's your parachute, goggles and oxygen mask.
Wow, you have everything.
How about a nice cup of hot cocoa!!! Do you hear rumbling noise? So, as soon as Candace and Vanessa get here, we can st– Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Ferb, I think we might wanna start the plane.
Start the plane! Start the plane!!! Start the plane! Start the plane!!! Sounds like you're flooding it.
I'm not flooding it! Start the plane! Incoming! Ooh! Start the plane! Start the plane!!! Huh? No, no, no, no! How am I ever going to explain this to Mom?! That's not helping! Candace, hop on! All right! Hold on to something! So, how'd it go? (Song: Bouncin' Around the World) Come on along with me So many sights to see But not a whole lot of time We're in a hurry We're bouncin' around the world I think we all can agree That was the Baltic Sea I check my GPS, I'm I'm pretty sure that we're bouncin' around the world We'll bounce across the Great Wall And past the Taj Mahal We'll go to Rome and see the Colosseum The Colosseum It's a real whirlwind tour So if you wanna be sure Don't you blink or you won't see 'em You won't see 'em I wish that we could stay and have some fun But we gotta keep chasin' the sun With a little compression And a little recoil And a big jet engine We're gonna be bouncin' around the world And baby, that ain't all We got a big rubber ball Did I forget to mention That we're gonna be Bouncin', bouncin', bouncin', bouncin', bouncin' Bouncin', bouncin', bouncin', bouncin', bouncin' Bouncin' around the world Bouncin' all over the world Bouncin' all over the world We're all out of rubber bands.
But, the good news is we're gonna crash into Paris.
How is that good news? Huh? I thought you wanted to go to Paris? Oh yeah, I did.
I'm feeling very conflicted about this! All right, gang.
We made it to Paris.
We need fuel and parts, so we'd better split up.
Yeah, my pants are way ahead of ya.
According to this spg, Vanessa's in some place called sırap.
Hmm.
Oh, Paris! That makes a lot more sense.
That's actually where she wanted to go.
Good for her.
Okay, everybody, let's get going.
Candace, you go see Jeremy.
Way ahead of ya! Baljeet and Buford, you guys go scare up the fuel we need.
You're still gonna lose, but I do like scaring things.
Ferb, why don't you go to the Eiffel Tower and get a reading on the trade winds? Hop on! Vanessa, you rented a scooter! Uh, yeah.
Rented.
I'm gonna go see if I can find some parts.
Isabella, you wanna come with me? Yes! I mean– I mean, yeah, sure, you know, whatever.
It's all good, bro.
Okay.
Jeremy's staying at the hotel La Poubelle.
La Poubelle, La Poubelle La Poubelle– Ooh! Uh "Pardonaise-moi, madam".
Oui? Um Uh Une moment.
Can you tell me Oh, "pouvaise-vous me dire" Uh Can I tell you directions? I-It's okay, I speak English.
Yes.
I speak English.
"Parlais anglais".
Uh "Ou est la Hotel Poubelle"? It's, uh, just around the corner.
Ugh, around the corner, around the corner Uh "Oh quan de la rou-ee"? Oui.
Oh, never mind.
I'll find it myself.
Hey, Hotel Poubelle! It's just around the corner! There he is! Jere–! Merci.
So, Phineas, what do you think of the City of Love? I wish it was the City of Airplane Parts.
Oh, you're just too stressed.
You should take a moment to relax and enjoy it.
(Song: City of Love) We could share a crêpe sucrée At this Parisian café Huh.
That awning could be used as a sail.
Or, you know, a parachute.
Depending on how things go.
Take a break and smell these flowers Underneath the Eiffel Tower I wonder if they still have pieces of that hanging around? The rivets would come in handy.
Oh, Phineas.
Won't you share a crème brûlée with me? Hey, look at that nifty little blow torch! How perfect could this be In the City of Love? (In the City of Love) In the City of Love (In the City of Love) We could try some fancy cheese Or peruse the galleries I wonder if oil-based paint is combustible.
As a rocket fuel.
Isn't this a perfect day? How do I look in this beret? Oh, that reminds me.
We might need helmets! Oh, how can he not feel the same way When we're strolling down the Champs-Élysées In the City of Love? (In the City of Love) (In the City of Love) I wish that he would whisper "ma chérie, je t'aime" But all he wants to do is try to fix that plane In the City of Love (In the City of Love) In the City of Love (In the City of Love) In the City of Love (In the City of Love) Hey, you! Stop letting my balloons go! Now Buford, your mindless bullying may have a rustic charm stateside, but now we are in Europe.
A place of high refinement.
So, let me do all the talking.
Excuse me, sir.
Would you have any used cooking oil that we could have? No! Oh, the French are so intimidating! Out of my way, runt.
Do not do anything too crazy! Excusez-moi mon bon monsieur.
(Excuse me, good sir.
) Auriez-vous par hazard un soupçon d'huile de cuisson que nous pourrions utiliser sans nous démerder un sou? (Would you by chance have a touch of cooking oil that we could use without losing a penny?) But, of course.
Not one word about this to the others.
Pardonnez-moi, monsieur, are you throwing those away? C'est les ordres.
This is about the plane, isn't it? Well, yeah, what else? Well, I guess we'll always have giant plastic baguettes.
I don't know, Ferb.
I know he's my dad and I shouldn't blame him for being busy, it's just that He always seems to put his work ahead of me.
I just don't know what to do.
Well, sometimes if you love somebody, you have to meet them halfway.
Halfway, huh? Hmm.
You mean like, maybe I should take an interest in his work? I would, but it's actually evil.
I just can't– Ferb? Vanessa! We've come to rescue you! Dad? I was just gonna– Wait.
What do you mean we? I hitched a ride! You remember these guys, don't you? Hello again, young lady.
I can't believe you brought work with you again! Work? What do you– Oh, you mean them? No, Major Monobrow and Perry the Platypus, they– They were helping me find you! Monobrow? Oh, come on.
You've got that whole thing up here, it runs right– It's one straight line, for crying out loud! That's it.
I'm getting my tweezers back from Carl.
Oh, come on, Vanessa.
I came halfway around the world to get you! Halfway? Yeah, halfway around the world.
You met me halfway.
I suppose you could put it that way.
You did, didn't you? You know what, Dad, move over.
I'm coming with you.
Oh, this is great, Vanessa! Why don't we talk these guys into giving us a tour to Paris? We can go check out the Guillotine Museum! Gross.
Bye, Ferb! Thanks for everything! Well, the baguettes are rubber-banded on.
That should get us across the Atlantic.
Why didn't we think of that in the first place? Gee, I don't know.
Hey, Ferb.
Where's Vanessa? She went off with someone else.
That's too bad.
I thought the two of you You know, a boy, a girl, alone in the City of Love.
I thought romance was a forgone conclusion.
Isabella, did you say something? I need a new pencil.
Oh, hey, Candace.
So, how'd it go? Did you see Jeremy? Well, I saw him.
I just didn't talk to him.
Oh, that's too bad.
I thought You know, the two of you, a boy, a girl, alone in the City of Love.
Isabella?! Isabella, are you okay? Peachy.
So, what happened? Well, you know when you know someone, and you see that they have another, like life away from you and it feels weird? Like when you see your teacher at the grocery store weird? Or like when someone you've known for a long time starts wearing a cowboy hat weird? The The first thing weird.
That's good.
'Cause I was thinking about getting a cowboy hat.
I-It's just– Jeremy looked like he was having a really good time here.
And it suddenly seem creepy and obsessive that I came all this way.
What if he doesn't wanna see me? Or came to Paris to get away from me? Candace, like the song said, you have to believe you can! I think Candace may have missed that song.
Yeah, man, she was in the house! What? You missed Clay Aiken and Chaka Khan? Uh Apparently.
Well, that's too bad.
But, the gist of it was that you gotta believe in yourself.
Well, that's easy for you, Phineas! Look at all the things you've done.
Summer belongs to you.
Summer doesn't belong to me.
It belongs to everyone! And that includes you.
You have to believe that.
Well, my summer's been a series of failures.
I have a hard time believing in anything.
Well, you got on this plane.
You know, back when it was a plane.
Which means you believe in us! And we believe in you.
And therefore, through the transitive property of belief, you do believe in yourself! I do? Besides, when we did all those things, you were right there with us! I was, wasn't I? Yes! You're Candace Flynn! Monster truck driver.
Charioteer.
Queen of Mars! Well, I am Candace Flynn.
That's the spirit! You're right.
I'm Candace Flynn! Lifeguard! That's right, Candace! Time traveler! Don't break the engine! I am Candace Flynn! Coup de Crayon! Candace? Jeremy?! It is you! I was just over there in the taxi and I saw you over– What are you doing here? Well, my brothers have this idea of flying around– Your brothers? Say no more.
Oops, we slipped our mooring.
I guess we're leaving.
Hey Candace, better wrap it up! Looks like we're on the way.
What? No, not yet! I have something I wanted to tell you! Really? What is it? I wanted to tell you earlier but then I saw you in front of your hotel, with those kids, and the girl with the ice cream Candace, were you spying on me? No, no, i-it's just that I saw you and it was like– It was like my teacher wearing a cowboy hat! I would hope my girlfriend would have a little trust in me.
Jeremy You said the G-word! Well, yeah, I used the– Uh, hold on! Yeah, I used the G-word.
It doesn't freak you out, does it? No, because I think of you as my B-word.
Well, G-word.
You want a K-word? Maybe? Uh Candace? All set, Jeremy! Start kissin'! Candace! No, no, no, no, no, no! Wait, y-you can't leave now! You would– Just get off on the next bridge! I can't.
I'm in charge of these guys.
I– I've gotta be responsible.
I'll see you in a week, boyfriend! Candace, you better take your seat.
Don't worry, Candace.
The week will be over before you know it.
At least, you got a love scene on a bridge.
"Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by the imagination".
Voltaire, Buford? Really? Oh, I can't help it.
Paris does it to me every time.
It's four o'clock, we're on a baguette boat, with a fuel tank filled with snail grease.
I've a good feeling about this.
Okay, everyone, hold on to something! Oh, yeah! Hey, everyone! I can talk! We're almost to Le Havre harbour, Ferb.
After that, it's nothing but open ocean and a couple of remote islands! We should be home in no time! Huh.
Well, that might be a problem.
Hey, check it out! It's my giant water balloon! Gonna follow the sun (Song: Follow the Sun) Yeah, we'll follow the sun As long as we had a good time, we already won Would you look at that? Five kids in a jet-powered baguette boat in the middle of the Atlantic.
Ah, that reminds me of Karen Johnson.
Everything reminds you of Karen Johnson.
I hate being a sailor.
Gonna follow the sun Yeah, we'll follow the sun Well, looks like everything worked out the best! That giant wave really put us back on schedule.
We might even arrive in Danville ahead of time.
You know, barring any unforeseen mishaps.
Oh, like that.
That's what I'm talking about.
And that.
And that.
Yeah, this is all included in what I was talking about earlier.
Well, Ferb, that was our worst landing yet.
I'm beginning to detect a pattern here.
Phineas! This isn't Danville, it's a deserted island! The only things on this island are us, a couple of trees and a big fat ox! Hey! Not you, big fat ox, him, big fat ox.
When Mom and Dad left me in charge, I never took into account that we might not make it back at all! And now we're stranded, and now I'll never get my kiss from Jeremy! It's the end of romance! You're gonna lose! You do realize that you're stranded on this island too, right? I don't care! I'm winning! I'm done.
Phineas, how are we going to get off this island? Well, we'll just have to fix the boat! With what? There's plenty here.
All we need is our imagination! For instance, we could tie those two palm trees into a raft and add a super sonic outboard motor.
Oh, wait, we don't have anything to cut the trees with, and– We don't have an outboard motor.
I I know! We could soup up this ox so he could run on a conveyor belt that would charge the– Oh, we don't have a conveyor belt, and we don't have any soup.
Not to mention You're never gonna make it! We'll make it! After all, we've got– Uh We've got the seats! We've still got one rubber band! And we've got– We've got sand! Hey, maybe you could make an hourglass and watch the time slip away.
Well, thanks for the lift.
Before you leave, we have one more thing for you.
Really? What is it? Those are handcuffs.
I know what handcuffs are.
I'm not an idiot! And not one word outta you.
Well, there's a list of outstanding violations as long as your arm.
Oh, well, I do have unusually long arms.
But, we're on vacation! Oh, don't worry, young lady.
You'll be able to continue your vacation in 10 to 20 years.
I'm gonna beat the rap, you know.
I've been working on a Rap-Beat-inator.
I just don't know if it works in France.
I mean, if you see the electrical outlets here, I wouldn't even know where to start.
Hold it right there! Step away from the evil scientist! Vanessa! I'm so proud of you! You are evil! I'm not evil.
Just get in the car before they find out this is only a hair dryer.
This is a hair dryer? Yeah, I got it in Tokyo.
Cool! But, they didn't know it was a hair dryer when you pointed it at them, so That means you're little evil! Okay, Dad.
Maybe I'm a little evil.
I knew it! That's okay.
I'm not gonna cry.
Dad Well, guess we could kiss that pair of handcuffs good bye.
Don't know about you, but I'm gonna go take in a review.
See you back in the States.
There– There's– There's got to be some minerals or something down here that we can use! I mean, we can't– We can't just be stuck here! Thanks, Ferb.
I just don't know what to do.
We were in Paris! The most romantic city in the world, and he didn't even notice me! I just feel like giving up.
And look at him! Look! A sponge and a starfish! There's gotta be something we can make out of this! Ah! Oh, no, that's ridiculous! It's as if I don't exist! I would give anything if he would just sit down with me and enjoy this beautiful sunset.
W-W-We could– Uh, w-w-we could– Dig a tunnel under the ocean, and then we could, uh– We could– W-We can– We can– We– We can't.
I cannot– I can't believe there's nothing we can do to get off of this– I guess at least we can sit and watch this beautiful sunset.
No What? No! You are not going to enjoy this beautiful sunset! I'm not? You built a rollercoaster through downtown! You made giant tree-house robots! You traveled through time for crying out loud! Twice! But, Isabella, there's nothing here for me to work with.
Well, that's not the Phineas Flynn that I fell in to this situation with.
You showed us all in Ferb's map how this is possible, and I'm not gonna let you sit there and– Ferb's map! That's it! Isabella, you're the best! Hey Ferb.
Let's see that map again.
Okay.
We're here, and we need to go there.
And we've got about I-I'd say eleven minutes.
Isabella, grab Madagascar and bring it over here to Ohio.
Now Candace, you grab the Andes and fold it over so that it meets Greenland.
You know, folding the map doesn't actually make these places closer together.
I know, I know! Crease it here.
Buford, Australia over to Africa.
Baljeet, Hawaii to Japan.
No, no, East, East! Don't go West, you'll rip it! All right.
Now, fold it here.
Buford, one more crease down this line.
Phineas, I don't see how an origami unicorn is getting us off this island! It's not done yet, it needs one more fold.
There you go! Now, wait.
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no! There's no way I'm getting on that plane! Wait, wait.
It's gonna work, you'll see! I think it's beautiful.
Don't encourage him.
Phineas, this is crazy! Car-salesman crazy or mattress-salesman crazy? I don't know– Neither! That's a relief.
Isabella, Baljeet, get the seats! You got it! Buford, grab the ox! This is the only way I'll actually hold him.
Phineas, it's made of paper! So was the Declaration of Independence! Yeah, but it wouldn't fly over 2,000 miles of water! Buford, why are you helping? How often do you get to lift an ox? Have I taken crazy pills?! There's no engine! True, but we do have this rubber band made of super special density ! Just believe we can, Candace! Yes.
Clay Aiken and Chaka Khan cannot both be wrong.
Look, apparently I missed some big musical number with Clay Aiken and Chaka Khan, okay? So, can we please stop using that as a reference?! Well, it was just very inspirational.
I'm not getting on that plane! Candace, you won't see Jeremy again 'till we get off the island.
I get a window seat! You know, my horoscope said I would be riding an ox today.
But I thought that was a figure of speech! A little bit further A little bit further.
Okay, that'll have to do.
We're almost out of time, everybody on the plane! Everyone ready? It's now or never! Actually Phineas, I-I changed my mind.
I wanna stay here.
Oh, that's just the mortal terror talking.
Well, yeah, that's what I'm trying– Buford, pull the release! Whatever, dude.
It's not gonna wo– It's working! Look! Yes, yes, yes! What are you so happy about? I finally ate a bug! It looks like we're gonna make it! There's the Tri-State Area! Welcome to the 27th Annual Substitute Teacher Day.
We begin by– All right, who's the wise guy? Hang on, everyone! We're coming in! Actually, that was probably our best landing in the day.
Great, the sun's still up and we're only five blocks away.
Come on! Oh, no! Road construction! It took Mom an hour to get around that ditch! There's only 58 seconds 'til sundown! What kind of watch is that? No, no, no! Oh I actually thought we're gonna make it! I thought we were gonna do the impossible.
For one shining moment, summer was whatever I wanted to make of it! Wait.
This is my house! Hold on one second! I'm givin' everybody back their bikes! But Buford, we didn't make it back to our yard.
I get it! Everybody, get your bikes! Here's Ferb's, here's Phineas's, here's Isabella's, and here's, uh A recumbent? Really? Studies say it is better for your back.
How come I don't have to stand in line to bully you? Wait! Buford never took my bike.
Noted.
There's one right there! Phineas, I'm not gonna get on a silly little tricycle.
Candace, we're in a hurry.
Just get on the trike, and we'll go– There's no way I'm gonna– GET ON THE TRIKE! Phineas, there's no way we're gonna clear that! Just believe we can, Candace! Is that another Chaka Khan reference, 'cause I thought I was clear– You don't have to hear the song, Candace, you just have to believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! Okay, I believe! What a long day.
It seemed like the sun would never go down.
Where are they? Don't worry, they'll make it.
Seven seconds 'till sundown! Maybe it'll help if we count! Five! Four! Three! Two! One! You did it! Cause I believe we can Yeah! We did it! Oh my gosh, that was so great! Yes! You guys are amazing! Yes! Yes! Mom, Dad! Oh, for us? That is so nice.
And Candace, so responsible.
Not a single phone call.
Well, I didn't have international coverage.
What? Never mind! Anyway, the party looks great.
But you would not believe what a long day we've had.
So, I think we're gonna turn in early.
You guys just enjoy the party, okay? All right, you've heard him.
Let's enjoy this party! (Song: Summer Belongs to You) It's been a long, long day and there were moments when I doubted That we'd ever reach the point where we could laugh and sing about it Now the sun has set on this another extraordinary day And when it comes around again, you know I'll say Tell me what you wanna do today All we need is a place to start If we have heart, we'll make it 'Cause we're not messin' around (We're not messin' around) Yes, we can dream it, do it, build it, make it I know we can really take it To the limit before the sun goes down As soon as you wake up you gotta make your move Don't miss the beat, just get into the groove The sun is shinin', there's a lot that you can do There's a world of possibilities outside your door Why settle for a little, you can get much more Don't need an invitation, every day is new Yes, it's true Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) Summer belongs to everyone, so have some fun There's nothing better to do Summer belongs to you All right, I'm taking a verse.
Be my guest! I traveled halfway 'round the world and almost turned and ran away But you helped me get my courage back So now I've got to say That though I've often thought of you as just a nuisance and a bother Today I can't imagine having better little brothers And you gotta believe in something So today I believed in you And you came through, we made it I've never been so proud Never been so proud I know at first it seemed implausible But we accomplished the impossible Now there's something that I've got to say out loud Time is what you make of it, so take a chance That's it! Life is full of music so you ought to dance She's got it! The world's a stage and it is time for your debut By Jove, I think she's got it! Don't waste a minute sitting on that chair Yeah! The world is callin' so, just get out there That's what I'm talking about! You can see forever so your dreams are all in view Yes, it's true Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) Summer belongs to everyone, so have some fun There's nothing better to do Hey, Candace! Summer belongs to you Jeremy! (Summer belongs to you) You came back early! Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) Well, I missed my girlfriend.
Summer belongs to boys and girls all around the world Ooh, I like the sound of that! Besides, you forgot something in France.
We wouldn't say it if it wasn't true I did? What? This.
Summer belongs to you Hm? (Summer belongs to you) Baby, baby, baby, baby Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) Whatever you want to do, you make the rules You got the tools to see it through Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) Just remember that you can do it and when you're through it Will change your point of view Summer belongs to you! Hey, where's Perry? Would you like your with or without fromage? Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) Whatever you want to do, you make the rules You got the tools to see it through Baby, baby, baby, baby Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) Just remember that you can do it and when you're through it Will change your point of view Summer belongs to you!