Phineas and Ferb s02e63 Episode Script

by ashirogi27 You know, Ferb, one of the best times we ever had was when we built that rollercoaster.
We should do it again! But this time, as a musical.
Whaddya say? We'll do all the same things except we'll break into spontaneous singing and choreography with no discernible music source.
Hmm What assurance would we have that everyone else will also break into song and do the same thing? I don't know.
I think they probably will.
Fair enough.
I'm in.
(Song: Hey Ferb) I know what we're gonna do today Though it might sound just a bit cliché We can build a rollercoaster, but this time with songs and dancing! 'Cause when we're back in school come next September And they ask us, we can both remember Every cool and clever thing we did all summer long, and glancing Back we're gonna be so glad that we Didn't sit all day and watch TV I don't think anyone can disagree The world is possibilities And that's what makes me say (Hey, Ferb!) Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today (Hey, Ferb!) Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today (Hey, Ferb!) Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! (Boredom is something up with which I will not put!) Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today (Hey, Ferb!) Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! (Boredom is something up with which I will not put!) Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, Ferb! Phineas, Ferb! I'm gonna go pick up a few things.
You boys stay out of trouble, okay? Okay, Mom.
I'm in charge, right? You did tell them I'm in charge.
Relax, Candace.
Nobody has to be in charge.
But what if there's an emergency? Like what? What if, uh What if a wild moose, a whole herd of them, burst into the house and attack everyone? If that happens, you're in charge.
Yes! Mom says I'm in charge conditionally! The condition didn't have anything to do with the moose, did it? You know, it's funny that you mention that– Oh! I'm watching you.
Hello? Oh, hi, Stacy! Mom just went to the store, she left me in charge.
Well, you know, conditionally.
Well, that's better than not in charge at all, I guess.
It's all about the varying degrees of authority.
There's conditionally in charge, and you've got you're basically in charge, you're mostly in charge, and there's just in charge, completely devoid of modifiers.
That's what I'm shooting for.
Huh? Wait, what are my brothers doing right now? What do you mean you can see it from where you are? See what?! Check it out, Ferb.
We can see Stacy's house from here.
Phineas! What is this? Do you like it? Ooh, I'm gonna tell Mom, and when she sees what you're doing, you are going down! (Song: You're Going Down) (You're going down, down, you're going down) You're going down when I get Mom to see! (Down to the ground, down, you're going down) This ridiculous monstrosity (You're going down, down, you're going down) You'll never get away with this again (You're going down) You're G-O-I-N-G D-O-W-N! (You're going down, down, you're going down) Spread the news from coast to coast (Down to the ground, down, you're going down) You're going down, your operation exposed (You're going down, down, you're going down) I could say more but I don't wanna boast (You're going down) Get used to butter 'cause you both are toast! (Shooby doo wop, bop, bop) If a certain condition arises (Shooby doo wop, bop, bop) I'm the one to avert the crisis! You think you're livin' large (Shooby doo wop, bop, bop) But you forgot that I'm the one in charge (Shooby doo wop) Conditionally! Down, down, down, down, down You're going down! See? No discernible music source.
Hi, Candace.
Hi, Stacy.
Hey, Jenny.
How'd the number go? Pretty good, but I'm still angry.
Well, I guess I'm up.
(Song: What'cha Doin'?) I'm just the curious girl 'cross the way Every day I come over, and here's what I say What'cha doin'? What'cha doin'? What's the day's activity? What'cha doin'? What'cha doin'? By any chance could it include me? What'cha doin'? (What'cha doin'?) What'cha doin'? I don't mean to disturb What'cha doin'? (What'cha doin'?) What'cha doin'? You know it's not really directed at Ferb When I say-ay-ay-ay-ay What'cha doin'? Don't you know, Phineas You have no idea That every day I'm just dyin' to see ya And say What'cha doin'? (What'cha doin'?) What'cha doin'? I really wanna know What'cha doin'? (What'cha doin'?) What'cha doin'? Can I be part of the show? When I say-ay-ay-ay-ay What'cha doin'? Hey, Isabella.
What'cha doin'? Building a rollercoaster.
Again? Cool.
Hey, Ferb! Still a man of few words, I see.
Nah, you missed it.
Earlier he had two lines.
Wow, chatty.
Hey, where's Perry? Good morning, Agent P.
The evil Dr.
Doofenshmirtz is up to his old tricks.
For reasons unknown to us, he bought up 80% of the country's tin foil.
Carl, d-didn't he already do that? Yes, sir.
At the beginning of summer.
Well, all right then.
Uh, Agent P, go out there and do the same thing you did last time.
Good luck, Agent P.
Ah, the world of a field agent, out in the thick of things.
Not like me.
(Song: Monogram Box Song) My whole world is this screen Just four walls of a rectangle But I can dare to dream– Carl! Oh, sorry, sir.
I thought you were done.
You want me to turn 'em back on? Nah, forget it.
The moment's gone.
So the way I see it, the solid fuel rockets kick in at the mall parking lot.
Then we release the snakes during the corkscrew around the interstate.
I'm gonna go get some snakes.
Mom, you've gotta come home, right now.
Let me guess.
A herd of wild moose are in our living room? No.
Besides, it's mooses.
No, I think the word moose is already plural.
Mom, trust me.
It's mooses.
Or meese.
Do you want me to get a dictionary? Is this what you came down here for? No, Mom! You've gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing! They're a building a rollercoaster! Candace, you've already used that one.
(Song: Mom Look) Mom, look! Don't roll your eyes at me! Mom, look! Just come over and see Mom, look! It shouldn't be so hard! Mom, look! They built it in the backyard Once they made it winter in June I didn't see it.
Built a rocket to the moon I didn't see it.
Mom, they cause me so much pain! Now, Candace Once they even gave me Perry's brain! Oh, for crying out loud! They built a submarine, a time machine, A haunted house that made me scream, Drove cattle through the mall, Built a giant bowling ball, Blew me up to fifty feet, A chariot dragged me down the street, (La la la la la la la la) Made their stupid clothes a fashion craze, Shoelace tips a household phrase, Shot me through a circus tent, Always asked where Perry went, A lava flow destroyed my face, A giant roller derby race, Thawed a caveman out of ice, Built a rollercoaster twice! Candace, seriously.
Isn't Phineas a little young to be a rollercoaster engineer? (Song: Aren't You a Little Young?) Well, yes.
Yes, he is.
Aren't you a little young to build a roller coaster? Yes.
Yes, I am.
Well, I must say that I'm really quite impressed But all your permits are in order Don't forget the bricks and mortar And if you need a power loader, be my guest! But, if I'm pressed I'd say you look a little young to drive a forklift Yes.
Yes, I am.
It's good to see a younger guy like you Who's creative and ambitious A little bigger than his britches And who's got a fresh, exciting point of view Yes, it's true! That you seem a little young to do the things that you do Even with all the moxie you've got Yes, you seem a little green to be controlling this machinery Yeah, I get that a lot! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated Where being evil is not debat– You know what, I should really write the rest of that someday.
Ah, Perry the Platypus, what a surprise.
And by surprise, I mean not a surprise at all.
Anyway Let me show you what I've been working on.
I, Dr.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have covered the entire eastern seaboard in tin foil again.
But this time, when I put my giant magnet next to my ingenious Magnetism Magnifinator, I will pull the East in a westerly direction, thereby reversing rotation of the Earth! I-I know I tried this before but that was with a Magnifier, this is a Magnifinator.
I– I added the suffix -inator.
Uh, it's a completely different ball game.
I know you're probably expecting some tragic back story, to explain why I want to reverse the rotation of the Earth.
But, I'm not gonna go there.
You know why? Well, I'll tell ya.
(Song: Back in Gimmelshtump) Back in Gimmelshtump I always had to keep it real! 'Cause when you grow up in Gimmelshtump Your childhood is less than ideal! So I don't dwell on how I crawled my way out of the gutter! No, I don't! When people ask me what I mean, I say "D-D-D-Do I stutter?" But I'm no longer a hater 'Cause I got an Inator And an over-complicated scheme I get a couple of checks Every month from my ex So I can finance my coming regime! And though my past was a wreck I won't let it affect My aspirations to cause mass hysteria 'Cause I'm as sure as can be That it's my destiny To be the ruler of the Tri-State Area! Yeah! Um So, are we done? 'Cause I gotta pick up my kid from school.
One second, just wait 'til it goes to black.
All right, now you can go.
But, Mom, I'm telling you, they're building it, and it's huge! And I’m telling you, you've used this story before.
Yeah, but this time, it's a musical! "Phineas and Ferb present the Coolest Coaster Ever, now open"? Mom! Hey, look! The Coolest Coaster Ever! Do you think we'll get in free with this poster? We didn't last time.
Maybe we should take it just in case.
Hey, if anyone's gonna ride this thing, it's gonna be me.
Not one of you lousy extras.
Here! Look, look, look, look, look, see? I told you I'm not crazy! I told you! And you're not crazy because? I see your point, Candace.
No crazy person would scream at a post like that.
I'll be in the dairy section if you wanna come yell at some cheese.
Would you like that, honey? Would you like to yell at some cheese? A little.
Well, c'mon, then.
Oh, I hope Agent P is having good luck like I told him to.
My whole world is this screen Just four– Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages! May I present to you a spectacle most of the morning in the making! Mark your calendars because you will want to tell your grandchildren about the day you rode the Coolest Coaster Ever! And this time it's a musical.
To fasten, insert the tab into the metal buckle.
(Song: Rollercoaster) To release, just pull back on the– (Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster) Oops.
Phineas, are you sure this is safe? (Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster) Of course.
It's like a leisurely drive around downtown But it starts with a 3-mile drop straight down! Yeah, now keep your head and hands and feet inside the ride Not a written rule but it's strongly implied Permanecer sentados, por favor! Scream if you want more! That's right! Cork screwin' 'round the interstate With peanut butter and rubber snakes! Clear the way, move over Look out, Bud Here comes the mud! (Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster) (Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster) Look out! We're right side up and upside down! Don't ask me to talk Can't tell a verb from a noun! And I'm screaming like a baby who's afraid of a clown! I'm glad I'm wearing trousers that are already brown! It'll twist your melon, it'll turn your gut Man, is this ride sweet or what? We go Ah ah ah! We go Ah ah ah! We go Ah ah ah! Rollercoaster! I got the poster! (Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster) (Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster) (Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster) (Rollercoaster, roll, rollercoaster) another's that whole economic downturn, and now I'm left holding a 300k house in a 10k neighborhood.
My accountant just wants me to walk away from it.
But, I can't do that.
Just because I'm evil doesn't mean I don't care about my credit rate.
Ha! You missed! Oww! Ow! Oww! Ow! Oww! Oww! I can't believe you walked all the way to the service station to get jumper cables, but you didn't bring the battery cart.
What did you think, a battery cart was just going to fall out of the sky? Okay What did you think, a million dollars was just going to fall out of the sky? It doesn't work that way.
Well, how does it work then? Now, you are too late! Quake in your boots and watch helplessly, as the unimaginable electromagnetic forces, pull the eastern seaboard, thereby reversing rotation of the– Well That didn't work.
And now we have a two-ton ball of tin foil traveling 200 miles an hour directly at us! Quickly, we must separate the magnet from the Magnifinator before it is too late! Is it just me or is this a serious déjà vu moment? I-I feel like I've totally been here before.
Like, you were there, the tin foil was coming, and I– "Quickly, we must separate the magnet".
Huh.
Oh, well.
Weird.
Where was I? Oh, yeah.
Man, is she mad at that cheese? Wait a minute.
What's going on out there? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Mom! Mom! It's no use! We are doomed! You did it! You saved us, Perry the Platypus! You saved– Again.
Again with the déjà vu.
You were up there, I was saying, "You saved us.
" And then– Hm.
And then something came from– Curse you, déjà vu! Look, look, look, see? Okay, I give up.
What am I supposed to be looking at? No! It's not possible! I'm gonna go get the cart.
It was right here, and it was huge! Mom! Time to go.
I've got frozens.
Okay, so you think that Phineas and Ferb are still under that stupid tree in the backyard, right? Well, yes.
That would be my guess.
Fine, then.
Let's go home! Now! Oh, there you are, Perry.
Nice hat, Isabella.
Hm.
Funny.
I don't remember this in the blueprint.
And I'm sure this is new.
I worry about you sometimes, Candace.
You know, if they break into our house, Candace is in charge.
Oh, hey, Jeremy.
Oh, hey, Phineas.
Anyone want any fries? Nah, we're good.
Oh, say hi to your sister for me! Crêpe Suzette? What do you say, Suzette? You want a crêpe? No, thank you.
Meap.
It was good to see Meap.
Okay, we're here.
Are you happy now, Candace? Yes! See, Mom? I told you they weren't there! Oh, hi, boys.
Hi, Mom.
Come on, Candace, help me with the groceries.
But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but Let's go.
Hey, Phineas, that was great! Way too cool! That was awesome! Can we do it again? Sorry, only one ride per customer.
That was great, Phineas.
So, what are you gonna do tomorrow? Well, you know what they say.
Carpe diem.
Excuse me? Carpe diem.
It's Latin for seize the day.
(Song: Carpe Diem) Or you could say seize the day was English for carpe diem.
Yes.
Yes, you could.
Well, we hope you all enjoyed the show Hope it was not anti-climatic Now there's something we want you to know And we don't want to sound didactic But if there's one thing we can say I know it sounds a bit cliché There's no such thing as just an ordinary day And you don't have to build a rollercoaster To find your own way to make the most of these days of summer And dance to the beat of a different drummer Just grab those opportunities when you see 'em 'Cause every day's a brand new day You gotta carpe diem Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Okay, people, that was fabulous! But I wanna work on one thing.
Ladies and gentlemen, world renowned choreographer, Kenny Ortega! Thanks, Phineas.
All right, everyone, in this last chorus, let's really hit that straight arm, like this.
Okay? Straight arm on both sides.
Alright now, performance level.
Five, six, seven, eight.
And you don't have to build a rollercoaster To find your own way to make the most of Every minute No more waiting for the right time, you're in it Just grab those opportunities when you see 'em 'Cause every day's a brand new day Baby, carpe diem Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
Every day's a brand new day Baby, carpe diem Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
Every day's a brand new day Baby, carpe diem Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.
Every day's a brand new day Carpe diem Oh, c'mon, sir.
No, Carl, the moment is gone.
Sir I got cut off twice already.
But, sir, you're very good.
I am? Yes, sir.
I've heard you practice.
Well, I have been practicing.
Yes, sir.
And, just like the song says, carpe diem.
Well, you can't argue with Latin, can you? No, you can't, sir.
Alrighty, then.
My whole world is this scree– Oh, come on!