Phineas and Ferb s02e65 Episode Script
Candace Gets Busted (15 min)
by ashirogi27 Well, I think that's it.
You have both our cell-phone numbers, all emergency contacts, and the number of the hotel we'll be staying in at the antique shower-head convention.
What do you plan on doing tonight? I thought I'd have a few friends over, like Stacy and Jenny.
Is that okay? Sure! But no wild parties.
Well, I guess I'll have to cancel the death metal band and the fire dancers.
I kid! Lawrence, you're not wearing that on the plane.
I'm not on the plane yet.
We'll be back this time tomorrow.
Mom and Dad, your cab is here.
Bye, hon! You're in charge.
Mind your sister, boys.
Bye! Hey, Stace.
What are you doing tonight? You and Jenny want to come over and just hang out? Do you need any help with entertaining or snacks? Listen, under no circumstances do I want you to do anything crazy.
Or anything at all for that matter.
Just go up to your room and out of my hair.
Vamoose.
You sure? We can make a nacho launcher, or a dip fountain.
No.
How about a wasabi slide? No.
Sorry about that, Stace.
Come over aroundâ Oh wait, I have another call.
Hello? How about a mustard-go-round? Phineas! Okay.
Hey, where's Perry? Come in, Agent P.
We've been having trouble with our tubes getting mixed up with the city dump system.
We can't be 100% sure where you'll end up.
Perry the Platypus? Where are you, Agent P? Great googly moogly! Well, hang tight, I'll give you your mission.
Doofenshmirtz is up to no good.
He's been seen snooping around the neighborhood apartment building.
Around the neighborhood apartment building.
Yes, Iâ Yes, I've been doing that.
He's also been buying electrical equipment, Buying electrical equipmentâ Uh checking and checking movie starting times online.
movie starting times online! Let me tell it! I wanna tell it! I want to tell it! Doofenshmirtz La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
There isâ Waitâ Uh Ugh! So, get him, Agent P! And good luck.
Thank you.
Not you.
Too late, I'm lucky now.
You like that? I call it a trap-a-lounger, because it's loungy and trappy all at the same time.
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Hoo! I took the liberty of bringing some DVDs for our party viewing pleasure.
Uh, it's not a party.
For our not-a-party viewing pleasure.
Candace, this is my cousin, Sara.
Hello.
She's visiting for the weekend.
Is it okay if she hangs out with us, too? Well, my mom said I could have a couple people over.
Sure, come on in.
Hey, aren't you Phineas and Ferb's sister? That must be awesome for you.
Yeah.
You'd think so, wouldn't ya? So my mom told me to clean up my room and I didn't have any shoes on, so I started picking stuff up with my feet, and I turned it into a game with myself, like, "Can I Clean Up My Whole Room With My Feet?" And I did.
Oh, it's Coltrane.
Hello? Coltrane and Jeremy's gig got cancelled.
Can they come over? Over here? Uh, Coltrane and Jeremy? Hey, what's two more? Bring it! Awesome! So, let me tell you my evil scheme.
Not too long ago, I used to sit right over there and watch free movies on the drive-in movie screen across the street.
'Course, I didn't get the sound, so I'd make up my own dialogue.
It was fun.
"Sheila, I love you, but now I have to defuse this bomb.
" See? Good stuff! Gripping! But, now look! They built a giant condominium blocking my view.
I tried to make up dialogue for it.
"I'm a condominium.
I'm just standing there.
" See? T-Thereâ Where's the fun in that? It's always the same.
"I'm a building.
" There's no story.
And I know what you're thinking, why not just move my chair over to that window over there with the unblocked view? Well, then I'd have to move this little table, too, and theâ And the lamp, and this is the only electrical outlet.
Itâ It seems easier to get rid of the building.
So, that is why I invented this the Go-Away-inator! One blast of this ray, and that building and everyone in it, will instantly be transported somewhere else.
Here on this wheel, I've written many undesirable locations.
With one pull of this string, a site is randomly chosen, and good-bye low-rent condo, hello Hollywood high-budgets! Hey, Candace.
Thanks for having us over to your party.
Oh, it's not a party, and I'm glad you and your entire band could make it over.
We wrote a new song.
I'd love to test it out on you guys.
Oh Ooh Uh A-As long as we agree that it's just a test.
This isn't a party with a band playing.
It's just a small get together, and you're just gonna lightly strum a test song.
(Song: Breath) It's funny how words Are never what's heard Hey, we were just walking by and heard the music.
'Cause still I don't know what you're thinking Isn't this Phineas and Ferb's house? Well, yes, butâ Awesome! We park and we talk Hey, Phineas and Ferb are having a party! We talk and we talk But, but, butâ Hold on And I get this feeling I'm sinking I-It's just an intimate get together.
Hey, Phineas and Ferb! Hey, guys! Press play and record at the same time A party! It's not a party.
And capture us both so uneasy This is awesome! Hey But all in good time When we get our own place, it'll be like this everyday.
On eternity's dime Let's find Candace.
I'll lose this breath I've been holding No, no! Yeah No, keep it down.
Cupid's in knots Just going to turn it down a little.
All our nerves are shot La, la, la I'll lose this breath I've been holding Hey, Candace.
Cool party.
It's not a party, it's an intimate get-together.
Hey, Candace.
Thanks so much for hosting this.
Oh, sure.
Rock on What are you looking at? If you want to stay down here, sit over there and stay out of the way.
Okay.
Pork Rinds, coming your way! Uh, snacks should not be airborne! Any minute now, Perry the Platypus, that building will be relocated and I can enjoy my view! It just needs to warm up.
Let's savor this moment.
Right now, my plan is working, you're trapped, and the Inator is warming up.
Yes, these are the good moments, Perry the Platypus.
These are the good moments.
Is this the Phineas and Ferb party? Sure is.
I brought Pork Rinds.
More pork rinds! I didn't invite these people.
Who are they? Now what? Yeah! Chip! Chip! Chip! Chip! Chip! What's going on here? Yeah! Stop encouraging them! We're just eating chips at the party.
Phineas and Ferb parties rule! Yeah! It's not their party, it's my party! And it's not a party, it's an intimate get together.
What was that? Put that down.
Pardon me.
Use a napkin! What's my Science teacher doing here? I never miss a Phineas and Ferb party! First of all, it's not a party, but if it were a party, it would not be their party, it would be my party! (Song: Candace Party) Candace party! Candace party! It's not a party, it's an intimate get together! Candace party! Candace party! Don't call it that, it's just a get together! Candace party! Candace party! Don't spill your drink Don't drop your food Don't make the music in the house go boom Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors And please stay out of my room! Take your feet off the chair No running in the house Put a coaster under that drink Hey, these tchotchkes aren't for juggling And that's a toilet, not a sink! It's not a party, it's an intimate get together Candace party! Candace party! Don't call it that, it's just a get together Candace party! Candace party! Hi, Mom! What? What?! I'mâ I'm sorry, I can't hear you over Candace's intimate get together! Candace party! Hey, what's this in this fishbowl? I said don't play with the remote! Hey close the door, were you born in a barn? Which one of you brought this goat? It's not a party, it's an intimate get together! Candace party! Candace party! Don't call it that, it's just a get together! Candace party! Candace party! We're talking I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together! Whaaaat? I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together! That's right! It's not a party.
It's for you! Wait a minute, where are you going? To the kitchen! Candace party! Candace party! Hello? Candace? Mom! Candace, is that you? Candace party! I can barely hear you! Candace party! What's all that noise? Candace party! Candace party! Candace, are you having a party? No, no, no, no, Mom.
Candace party! It's not a party, it's an intimate get together! Candace party! Candace party! Shut up! Candace party! Candace party! Lawrence, there's something weird going on at home.
I'm afraid we're gonna have to cancel our trip and head right back.
Oh Oh, would you like to yank my chain? Yes.
Yes, I would.
Any minute now, my Inator will be all warmed up.
I should've gone solid state, but this has got the tubes.
It's old-school, Perry theâ Hey, you've escaped! Everybody, out the back way! Let's go! Out, out, out! Great idea, moving the party outside.
It's getting hot in there.
Hey, guys! Candace party! Candace party! Let's keep rocking! No! Now they're all partying in the backyard! Candace party! Candace party! Why aren't they leaving? Candace party! Candace party! They're here! It's too late, Perry the Platypus, I've pulled the string! Any second, these condos will disappear, and I will watch free movies.
And you can't do a thing about it.
The entire party has disappeared! Of course! The same divine intervention that takes things away for you guys took the party away for me! I'm saved! I wonder where the party went.
Someplace nice, I hope.
Well, obviously, something's amiss.
Huh, let's review.
The Go-Away-inator which missed the condo, should have zapped whatever it hit to an undesirable location.
Let me check my undesirable location wheel.
Stonehenge, Burbank my pants? Why would I even write that there? Oh, I see, I got it confused with my dry-cleaning wheel.
Oh, okay, but Why do I have a dry-cleaning wheel? "I am a dry-cleaning wheel.
Why do I exist?" Perry the Platypus, be a mensch and push the reverse button, would you? Mom and Dad are here! Hello, Mother, Father.
What are you doing back so soon? I hope everything's okay.
Candace party! Candace party! Candace party! There's a party behind me, isn't there? Candace, I trusted you! I can't believe you threw a party! I didn't throw a party! Well, then, whose party is it? Candace party! Candace party! Young lady, you are so busted! Tell your friends to go straight home, and then go straight up to your room! Awww! Oh, man! Hey, everybody, the Candace party is over.
Awww! Candace, if it makes you feel any better, you accidentally threw the most outrageous party of the summer! Thanks, guys.
I'll see you in a week.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
You missed Candace's party.
Totally, a platypus would have put it over the edge.
Oh, Vanessa, thank goodness you're here! A platypus has tied me up in my own pants! How did my life get to the point where that is not a strange sentence to me? "I'm your daughter.
I will stop being sarcastic and untie you.
" Don't spill your drink Don't drop your food Don't make the music in the house go boom Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors And please stay out of my room Take your feet off the chair No running in the house Put a coaster under that drink Hey, these tchotchkes aren't for juggling And that's a toilet, not a sink! It's not a party, it's an intimate get together Candace party! Candace party! Don't call it that, it's just a get together Candace party! Candace party! Candace party! That's right! It's not a party.
You have both our cell-phone numbers, all emergency contacts, and the number of the hotel we'll be staying in at the antique shower-head convention.
What do you plan on doing tonight? I thought I'd have a few friends over, like Stacy and Jenny.
Is that okay? Sure! But no wild parties.
Well, I guess I'll have to cancel the death metal band and the fire dancers.
I kid! Lawrence, you're not wearing that on the plane.
I'm not on the plane yet.
We'll be back this time tomorrow.
Mom and Dad, your cab is here.
Bye, hon! You're in charge.
Mind your sister, boys.
Bye! Hey, Stace.
What are you doing tonight? You and Jenny want to come over and just hang out? Do you need any help with entertaining or snacks? Listen, under no circumstances do I want you to do anything crazy.
Or anything at all for that matter.
Just go up to your room and out of my hair.
Vamoose.
You sure? We can make a nacho launcher, or a dip fountain.
No.
How about a wasabi slide? No.
Sorry about that, Stace.
Come over aroundâ Oh wait, I have another call.
Hello? How about a mustard-go-round? Phineas! Okay.
Hey, where's Perry? Come in, Agent P.
We've been having trouble with our tubes getting mixed up with the city dump system.
We can't be 100% sure where you'll end up.
Perry the Platypus? Where are you, Agent P? Great googly moogly! Well, hang tight, I'll give you your mission.
Doofenshmirtz is up to no good.
He's been seen snooping around the neighborhood apartment building.
Around the neighborhood apartment building.
Yes, Iâ Yes, I've been doing that.
He's also been buying electrical equipment, Buying electrical equipmentâ Uh checking and checking movie starting times online.
movie starting times online! Let me tell it! I wanna tell it! I want to tell it! Doofenshmirtz La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
There isâ Waitâ Uh Ugh! So, get him, Agent P! And good luck.
Thank you.
Not you.
Too late, I'm lucky now.
You like that? I call it a trap-a-lounger, because it's loungy and trappy all at the same time.
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Hoo! I took the liberty of bringing some DVDs for our party viewing pleasure.
Uh, it's not a party.
For our not-a-party viewing pleasure.
Candace, this is my cousin, Sara.
Hello.
She's visiting for the weekend.
Is it okay if she hangs out with us, too? Well, my mom said I could have a couple people over.
Sure, come on in.
Hey, aren't you Phineas and Ferb's sister? That must be awesome for you.
Yeah.
You'd think so, wouldn't ya? So my mom told me to clean up my room and I didn't have any shoes on, so I started picking stuff up with my feet, and I turned it into a game with myself, like, "Can I Clean Up My Whole Room With My Feet?" And I did.
Oh, it's Coltrane.
Hello? Coltrane and Jeremy's gig got cancelled.
Can they come over? Over here? Uh, Coltrane and Jeremy? Hey, what's two more? Bring it! Awesome! So, let me tell you my evil scheme.
Not too long ago, I used to sit right over there and watch free movies on the drive-in movie screen across the street.
'Course, I didn't get the sound, so I'd make up my own dialogue.
It was fun.
"Sheila, I love you, but now I have to defuse this bomb.
" See? Good stuff! Gripping! But, now look! They built a giant condominium blocking my view.
I tried to make up dialogue for it.
"I'm a condominium.
I'm just standing there.
" See? T-Thereâ Where's the fun in that? It's always the same.
"I'm a building.
" There's no story.
And I know what you're thinking, why not just move my chair over to that window over there with the unblocked view? Well, then I'd have to move this little table, too, and theâ And the lamp, and this is the only electrical outlet.
Itâ It seems easier to get rid of the building.
So, that is why I invented this the Go-Away-inator! One blast of this ray, and that building and everyone in it, will instantly be transported somewhere else.
Here on this wheel, I've written many undesirable locations.
With one pull of this string, a site is randomly chosen, and good-bye low-rent condo, hello Hollywood high-budgets! Hey, Candace.
Thanks for having us over to your party.
Oh, it's not a party, and I'm glad you and your entire band could make it over.
We wrote a new song.
I'd love to test it out on you guys.
Oh Ooh Uh A-As long as we agree that it's just a test.
This isn't a party with a band playing.
It's just a small get together, and you're just gonna lightly strum a test song.
(Song: Breath) It's funny how words Are never what's heard Hey, we were just walking by and heard the music.
'Cause still I don't know what you're thinking Isn't this Phineas and Ferb's house? Well, yes, butâ Awesome! We park and we talk Hey, Phineas and Ferb are having a party! We talk and we talk But, but, butâ Hold on And I get this feeling I'm sinking I-It's just an intimate get together.
Hey, Phineas and Ferb! Hey, guys! Press play and record at the same time A party! It's not a party.
And capture us both so uneasy This is awesome! Hey But all in good time When we get our own place, it'll be like this everyday.
On eternity's dime Let's find Candace.
I'll lose this breath I've been holding No, no! Yeah No, keep it down.
Cupid's in knots Just going to turn it down a little.
All our nerves are shot La, la, la I'll lose this breath I've been holding Hey, Candace.
Cool party.
It's not a party, it's an intimate get-together.
Hey, Candace.
Thanks so much for hosting this.
Oh, sure.
Rock on What are you looking at? If you want to stay down here, sit over there and stay out of the way.
Okay.
Pork Rinds, coming your way! Uh, snacks should not be airborne! Any minute now, Perry the Platypus, that building will be relocated and I can enjoy my view! It just needs to warm up.
Let's savor this moment.
Right now, my plan is working, you're trapped, and the Inator is warming up.
Yes, these are the good moments, Perry the Platypus.
These are the good moments.
Is this the Phineas and Ferb party? Sure is.
I brought Pork Rinds.
More pork rinds! I didn't invite these people.
Who are they? Now what? Yeah! Chip! Chip! Chip! Chip! Chip! What's going on here? Yeah! Stop encouraging them! We're just eating chips at the party.
Phineas and Ferb parties rule! Yeah! It's not their party, it's my party! And it's not a party, it's an intimate get together.
What was that? Put that down.
Pardon me.
Use a napkin! What's my Science teacher doing here? I never miss a Phineas and Ferb party! First of all, it's not a party, but if it were a party, it would not be their party, it would be my party! (Song: Candace Party) Candace party! Candace party! It's not a party, it's an intimate get together! Candace party! Candace party! Don't call it that, it's just a get together! Candace party! Candace party! Don't spill your drink Don't drop your food Don't make the music in the house go boom Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors And please stay out of my room! Take your feet off the chair No running in the house Put a coaster under that drink Hey, these tchotchkes aren't for juggling And that's a toilet, not a sink! It's not a party, it's an intimate get together Candace party! Candace party! Don't call it that, it's just a get together Candace party! Candace party! Hi, Mom! What? What?! I'mâ I'm sorry, I can't hear you over Candace's intimate get together! Candace party! Hey, what's this in this fishbowl? I said don't play with the remote! Hey close the door, were you born in a barn? Which one of you brought this goat? It's not a party, it's an intimate get together! Candace party! Candace party! Don't call it that, it's just a get together! Candace party! Candace party! We're talking I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together! Whaaaat? I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together! That's right! It's not a party.
It's for you! Wait a minute, where are you going? To the kitchen! Candace party! Candace party! Hello? Candace? Mom! Candace, is that you? Candace party! I can barely hear you! Candace party! What's all that noise? Candace party! Candace party! Candace, are you having a party? No, no, no, no, Mom.
Candace party! It's not a party, it's an intimate get together! Candace party! Candace party! Shut up! Candace party! Candace party! Lawrence, there's something weird going on at home.
I'm afraid we're gonna have to cancel our trip and head right back.
Oh Oh, would you like to yank my chain? Yes.
Yes, I would.
Any minute now, my Inator will be all warmed up.
I should've gone solid state, but this has got the tubes.
It's old-school, Perry theâ Hey, you've escaped! Everybody, out the back way! Let's go! Out, out, out! Great idea, moving the party outside.
It's getting hot in there.
Hey, guys! Candace party! Candace party! Let's keep rocking! No! Now they're all partying in the backyard! Candace party! Candace party! Why aren't they leaving? Candace party! Candace party! They're here! It's too late, Perry the Platypus, I've pulled the string! Any second, these condos will disappear, and I will watch free movies.
And you can't do a thing about it.
The entire party has disappeared! Of course! The same divine intervention that takes things away for you guys took the party away for me! I'm saved! I wonder where the party went.
Someplace nice, I hope.
Well, obviously, something's amiss.
Huh, let's review.
The Go-Away-inator which missed the condo, should have zapped whatever it hit to an undesirable location.
Let me check my undesirable location wheel.
Stonehenge, Burbank my pants? Why would I even write that there? Oh, I see, I got it confused with my dry-cleaning wheel.
Oh, okay, but Why do I have a dry-cleaning wheel? "I am a dry-cleaning wheel.
Why do I exist?" Perry the Platypus, be a mensch and push the reverse button, would you? Mom and Dad are here! Hello, Mother, Father.
What are you doing back so soon? I hope everything's okay.
Candace party! Candace party! Candace party! There's a party behind me, isn't there? Candace, I trusted you! I can't believe you threw a party! I didn't throw a party! Well, then, whose party is it? Candace party! Candace party! Young lady, you are so busted! Tell your friends to go straight home, and then go straight up to your room! Awww! Oh, man! Hey, everybody, the Candace party is over.
Awww! Candace, if it makes you feel any better, you accidentally threw the most outrageous party of the summer! Thanks, guys.
I'll see you in a week.
Oh, there you are, Perry.
You missed Candace's party.
Totally, a platypus would have put it over the edge.
Oh, Vanessa, thank goodness you're here! A platypus has tied me up in my own pants! How did my life get to the point where that is not a strange sentence to me? "I'm your daughter.
I will stop being sarcastic and untie you.
" Don't spill your drink Don't drop your food Don't make the music in the house go boom Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors And please stay out of my room Take your feet off the chair No running in the house Put a coaster under that drink Hey, these tchotchkes aren't for juggling And that's a toilet, not a sink! It's not a party, it's an intimate get together Candace party! Candace party! Don't call it that, it's just a get together Candace party! Candace party! Candace party! That's right! It's not a party.