Barry (2018) s03e01 Episode Script

1 Please Please, forgive me! I'm sorry! Please! Please forgive me! Grab your toolbox.
I wanna cut off his eyelids! - His eyelids? - I wanna watch him suffer.
Come on! I thought you wanted me to shoot him after he was done digging the hole.
I changed my mind.
- Changed his mind - She tell you how big your cock is? Huh, Jeff? I'm sorry! I, I, I, know.
I'm sorry.
- I need to breathe.
- Thank you.
- Please.
- Hold up.
Hold up.
Hey, uh, I think we're going to call this off.
What, no eyelids? Just shoot him? - No, I-I don't want him dead.
- Thank you.
I thought you said you wanted to watch him suffer.
I know, but, um, he's asked for my forgiveness.
Y-you know, he made some valid points, so, uh, I'm forgiving Jeff.
- You're forgiving Jeff.
- I'm sorry I fucked your wife.
He's sorry he fucked my wife! You know, and she's no saint either, okay? There's a whole history we don't need to get into.
I I think I just overreacted.
There's no forgiving Jeff! - - Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Did you not come to bed again last night? Uh, no.
I had a line on some work, but it fell through, so I just drove around.
Fun! Okay, so lunch today's at 2:00 - Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
Can you, like, get there, like, a little early, - you know, and watch us shoot.
- Oh - My controller's broken.
- Oh! Hoo! Ah! Oh, God.
Diane's coming to look at cuts today.
Do you want me to bring you flowers? Yeah.
- Uh, nothing yellow, okay? - Unbelievable And, uh, if I say you can stay for lunch, just know that you can't.
Love you! Fuck.
Sir? Yes? Hi.
I'm Detective Mae Dunn.
These are officers Tereno and Hale.
We'd like to speak to NoHo Hank.
I will fetch him.
I spoke to the elders, told them we needed more men.
LA is us, Akhmal, and Yandar.
That's four guys.
Well, SEAL Team Six only has six guys, and they have their own TV show.
Hank.
The cops are outside.
- They want to speak to you.
- Well we always knew this was going to happen.
This one is for all the marbles.
You have your story straight? Yeah.
Um This is my first interrogation, you know? - I'm, like, legit nervous.
- All right.
We don't hear from you in two hours, - we will all take cyanide pills.
- What? - Ciao, babies.
- Wait, what? Yeah.
Monastery shooting.
I heard about that.
Heard about it.
But you weren't there? No.
Well, we heard that you were there.
I wasn't.
Because no one survived.
How would you know that if you weren't there? I saw it on Citizen App? Can you tell me what that pin says? It says, "The debt has been paid.
" Mm-hm.
Any idea where we found it? Well, they do hand them out at banks back home.
- Hank - After you pay your debts.
Well, we found that one in the trunk of a car next to a detective's dead body.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
What the fuck? That is super fucked up.
You know? What does this have to do with monastery? We think the cases are linked.
And we can put you outside the monastery a few days before the shooting.
Touché.
Dr.
Watsons.
Yes.
These two cases are linked.
Same man who shot at monastery is also fucking idiot who killed your dear, sweet detective.
That pin is calling card for that man.
We have been trying to identify him.
If I tell you, you'd have to pall-bear my coffin becau Hank.
I'm fed up with the mind games.
My patience was here.
Now, it's here.
Just tell us, Hank.
His name is the Raven.
- It's a good name.
- It's a fake name.
You're saying this Raven killed Detective Moss - and shot up the monastery? - I know he did.
Anytime someone compromises Chechen operation, he's sent down by top brass to take care of it.
And he never fails.
You know, you should really Wikipedia "raven.
" You'll see the name works on, like, three different levels.
Okay, where do we find him? The name is not just random is what I'm saying.
Where to find him? The Raven lives in the shadows, my friends.
Who knows where he is? This time of year, in my home, spend the weekend watching college football.
I'm assuming streaming is a no-go.
We could put, uh, put an aerial on the roof.
Ohio State! Huh? Haven't missed a game in 25 years! Come on.
Hank said you could come home when things cool off in LA.
That the only phrase you know in English? Hello.
I'm Ana.
I got two more Flaky Critters.
They have no Crunchies, so I hope you like.
Holy smokes.
Mr.
Cousineau, thank you so much for coming in.
We've been spending the last six months putting our case together, and we have some information for you.
Now, I want you to look at these photographs, please, and tell me are any of these the men that took you out to see Janice's body? That's the man.
- Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure.
That's the man, and he is connected to Barry.
That man, Mr.
Cousineau is a Chechen assassin they call the Raven.
The what? He killed Janice.
Yeah, we cleared Barry.
Ever since I met that punk, bad things have happened to me.
The love of my life, dead.
My acting class, dead.
Mr.
Cousineau, you of all people should know what it's like to be accused of a crime you didn't commit.
From what I understand, Berkman left a pretty big audition The Raven killed Janice.
Through constant pained disgraced ♪ - - The young boy learns their rules ♪ With time the child draws in ♪ - - This whipping boy done wrong ♪ I'm a good person.
I mean, I wish I didn't have to do this, but he disparaged me.
He cheated on me.
He turned our children against me.
He leaves work at 6:30.
I can give you a map of the parking lot.
- It'd be great if it looked like a mugging - Hey, can you can you help me with something for a second? What? I'm buying flowers for my girlfriend.
Um Do the colors mean different things? What? Like, does red mean love and yellow mean happy? How could you ask me that right now? I mean, with everything I'm going through? I Are Are you psycho? Look, Chloe, I just I don't want you to make the same mistakes that I did.
- He cares about me.
- He's manipulating her! Direct to Chloe.
He's manipulating you.
Look, Chloe, you have so much light inside of you.
And when you're with him, I just I see it being smothered.
I think what your mother is saying is you need to be with someone who doesn't abuse you.
Well, she's one to talk.
Katie Harris, who plays Chloe, is one of ours.
She's a real find.
Who? Oh, what that Was that the daughter? - The daughter, yeah.
- The daughter.
Yeah.
She was excellent.
Yeah.
Which can sometimes bite you in the ass.
- Agreed.
- Mm Do they live together? Does who live together? Chloe and your character.
Well, they're mother and daughter - so, so yes.
- Oh.
Right How do we feel about that? Did you live with your mother when you were in high school? - I did.
- Oh, I know I did.
Mine passed away early So we're "touching" on a thing, but we're not "commenting" on it.
Right.
Nice.
Well done.
Thank you.
But I miss that beautiful old man.
You know, the one who says "You can't call me names in my café.
" You can't call me names in my café.
It's the most powerful scene in the episode.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I'm thinking of a different show.
It was powerful though.
Yes.
Even though it wasn't in this show.
Well, just keep up all the good work.
- We're so - Over the moon.
- Thank you.
- Okay.
Thank you for opportunity.
Well, she didn't seem thrilled, like, at all.
No, no, no.
That's just how these meetings go.
- It's positioning.
- Positioning? Yeah, so if it's a hit, they can catch it and take credit.
And if it isn't a hit, then they can just step aside - and splat.
- They're ready for the Chloe scene.
- Oh, okay.
- Just remember, Sal, it has to work.
Which it will.
But it has to.
- Oh! Hey, Natalie.
- Yes? Um, listen.
I can't feel empowered as a woman if I don't bring up other women with me.
So, I'm so happy that you're here.
- Thank you.
- And I-I really want you to learn.
- Great.
- But, uh, don't talk in meetings.
- Right.
- Actually, you know what? When I'm in a meeting, that is a great time for you to be making my snack.
And that is where I'm going right now.
Great! Oh, and can you cut up some carrots in those tiny little bites you do? Oh, you're just so good at it.
Thank you! - Okay, rolling.
- Sally is coming in.
Are they ready for the Chloe scene? Yeah, she's on set.
Wade just wants to do a quick run-through - of the Sally/Sam fight.
- The flashback in 104? - Yeah, that's right.
- Hi.
Hi! Um, what do you think about this for Chloe - in the dinner scene? - It's blue.
- Aren't I wearing blue? - No, this is teal.
It looks blue.
I think we should be wearing different colors.
- All right, everyone, quiet on rehearsal! - Hey, took your notes, made it a little more harsh.
Let me know what you think.
- Great, great.
- On go.
Three, two, one, go.
Good and cut.
- Put you in here for your close-up.
- Okay, yeah, - and he'll be yelling the whole time? - It's up to you.
Okay, yeah, he should be yelling the whole time.
- Okay.
- When do we shoot this? - First thing tomorrow.
- Okay, looks good! - Thank you! - Moving on to Sally's present-day house.
- Uh, Swiss, Apple Watch? - Swiss.
For the dinner scene, Janet doesn't eat meat.
- Okay.
- But I can make a steak out of apples.
If it looks like steak, I'm good.
Oh, it'll look like steak.
- Hi, hi, um, how about this one? - Ah! - Still blue though! - No, no, it's sea foam Uh, just find me anything that is not blue! - Thank you! - But it's not! It's not blue! Fuck.
All right, everyone, cameras up! Cameras up! - Here she is.
- Makeup on standby.
Hey! Oh! You good? Oh, I'm good.
I wanna save it for the cameras.
Guys, I'm good.
I don't need touches.
Okay, we're in meal penalty, - so we really gotta jam.
- Fuck a duck, okay.
- Let's do this thing.
- Roll sound! Okay.
You good? You wanna run lines? - Oh, I'm good.
Do you need to? - I am great! Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Okay.
- Quiet! - How about this? - Still blue.
- And action! How long has he been pressuring you to have sex? For a while, but I promised I wouldn't do it until I knew I loved him.
I think you need to know yourself and love yourself before you can truly love someone else.
What am I supposed to do? Wait for the perfect person? You gotta make yourself the perfect person.
Cut! That's half-hour lunch! Could someone grab wardrobe? Yeah.
The key to stage acting is doing, whereas when you're on camera, you really just want to be.
You know, it's more about being.
Oh, my God! Oh! Are those for me? I got 'em from Ralphs.
When's your audition? Before, uh, you guys have lunch.
Oh, sucks you can't stay.
Can't you move it? You know, you're like a you're like kind of a dude.
- It's cool.
- Oh, he is.
The cops bought it hook, line, and a sinker.
So, if we have problem with them or Bolivians, we give them Fuches? We pin everything on him because he is worthless to us.
- He is our patsy.
- And they bought the name? Oh, they were scared.
They were like, "Holy shit, he's called what?" Hmm All right, I gotta run.
See you on the flippy-flops! Knowing that you lie ♪ Straight-faced while I cried ♪ Still I look to find ♪ A reason to believe ♪ Someone like you ♪ Makes it hard to live without ♪ Somebody else ♪ Someone like you ♪ Oh! Jesus Christ.
Guess who finally got interrogated by police today? Fuck.
You scared me.
How did it go? Um - I think I aced it.
- I told you.
I told you, Hank.
You have to envision your future, yeah? You have to.
That's the only way it's ever going to happen.
I'm telling you, that's what I did.
I totally envisioned my future, and I think it really worked because it worked.
Hey, just so you know, I got, like, 16 notifications about properties in Santa Fe.
Mm-hmm.
Come on.
We have the money.
- Hank, there is a daydream.
- It's not daydream.
I can't make anything happen until I rebuild.
Your little boyfriend Barry killed all my buddies.
You know this.
And you know that he killed most of my buddies, too.
I don't want to talk about Barry.
When I do, I can't sleep.
Plus he killed all my buddies.
We both had buddies killed.
You have some buddies.
I have no buddies.
- Hey, man.
- Fuck! Barry! What the fuck are you doing here? I'm sorry to surprise you like this, Hank, - but I didn't know where else to go, man.
- No, no, no.
You need to get the fuck outta here.
- You need to get the fuck out.
- Why? - Babe! - Shit.
I'm going to make some tea.
You want the usual? Can you make me a choco-latte? Sure.
So, you and Cristobal are an item now? Yes.
What? You jealous? I was wondering if you had any work, Hank.
Uh I've been working with some amateurs on you know, people hiring me off of Craigslist, things like that, and I, uh I could use a job, and, uh, you know, you don't have to tell anyone you're working with me.
I under - I understand, but I could use - You shoot up monastery.
You fuck my business.
You frame me using pin - I gave you for being great dude.
- Fuck.
And now you come here to my fucking home, - asking me for a job? - I know.
No, I know, I know, I know.
What the fuck is the matter with you? I don't know what to do, man.
Look, I'm-I'm I'm in a bad spot.
Like, I'm seeing shit that's not there.
I'm like I'm kinda losing my mind, man.
And I need help.
I need I need a purpose, Hank.
- You - Barry.
Forgiveness is something that has to be earned.
And whatever shit you're going through I can't be part of it.
I'm embracing my life.
It's like that line in "Shawshank Redemption.
" "Get rich, or die trying.
" Now, seriously.
Fuck off.
Try not to frame me on the way out.
All right, make sure you dry that all the way off, all right? Okay.
Hey, Dad.
Uh, after work, you wanna meet us at the park? We'll see how it goes.
Come here.
Gordon, I love you so, so much.
It's all going to be okay.
- I love you, too, Grandpa.
- Yeah.
You look good.
So do you.
Downstairs looks like a lot of work.
It is.
Must be hard, uh, closing up this place.
So, if you're not teaching anymore, are you gonna go back to performing or My career is shit, Barry.
You know that.
Well, are you, uh doing well otherwise? Remember that day in the woods? I've been thinking about that a lot.
Remember the guy that took me into the woods? What was his name? Like the singer.
Goulet.
Kenneth Goulet.
Yeah.
After he popped the trunk and I saw what I saw he whispered into my ear.
He said, "Barry Berkman did this.
" I know you killed Janice.
So, you have two choices.
Come with me to the station, turn yourself in or fuckin' die.
Oh.
Mr.
Cousineau.
Huh? I'm sorry.
Barry, you don't have to do this.
We can get past this.
I know that there is a world in which we can get right past this.
Barry, it's me.
It's Mr.
Cousineau.
Please.
Please, dear God.
I'm not going to tell anybody.
Barry, I am swearing on my grandson's life.
I won't tell a soul.
For Christ's sake, put that fuckin' gun down.
Look, I promise you this is water under the bridge.
Whatever you've done, I forgot it.
I've forgiven you.
I forgive you.
Forgiveness has to be earned.
Then fuckin' earn it! I know how I can make it up to you.
I know what I can do.
It could work.
It could work.
Get back in the trunk.