Bunnicula (2016) s03e01 Episode Script
Mastering the Genie
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLS)
(LAUGHS)
-CHESTER:Guys, cut it out.
-(BUNNICULA AND
HAROLD GRUNTING)
-You're gonna break
Something.
-(TEAPOT SHATTERS)
-Uh-oh.
-This is exactly
why I told you
not to play samurai
versus robots in the house.
This teapot was from
when Mina was little.
It was her favorite toy.
(BABY LAUGHING)
We can probably find
a replacement for it
in the cellar.
-Yeah.
-There's nothing down there
but weird, creepy,
terrifying junk.
Couldn't hurt to look.
Yes, it could,
and it usually does.
If I was a little teapot,
I would be
Short and stout ♪
But where would I be hiding?
Oh.
Ooh!
Found one, Chester.
Wow.
It's pretty filthy, but
Maybe with a little
elbow grease
Whoa, Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Who has awoken
the all-powerful genie?
(SCREAMS)
Relax, guy.
Being woken up to grant wishes
is like the highlight
of my century.
-Wishes?
-Wishes?
Yeah, wishes, and you have
three of them.
BOTH: Wow!
Wish that you were
a dog, Chester.
Can you imagine the
adventures we could have
if you were a dog?
And maybe then, I could
finally connect with you.
First things first.
I wish Mina's teapot
wasn't broken.
Just the teapot?
Wish anything else
wasn't broken?
No, not that I can think of.
Just the teapot.
So you wishjust Mina's
teapot wasn't broken?
Yes, I wish just Mina's
teapot wasn't broken.
As you wish. Hmm.
-It worked.
-Yeah.
But what about
everything else?
Well, you wishedjust
the teapot wasn't broken.
And now everything's broken,
and just the teapot isn't.
That's not what I meant
and you know it.
You messed with my wish
on purpose. Why?
'Cause it's hilarious.
You should totally see
your face right now.
-MINA:Oh, no!
-Mina.
What happened in here?
Everything's broken.
Okay, I can fix everything
with a wish.
But this time, I'm gonna
be more specific.
Sounds like you really
got this figured out.
I want everything
fixed like new.
Okay, compadre.
(GIGGLING)
You did say "like new."
-Aww.
-Ahh!
It's Mina but like
ten times cuter.
(GIGGLING)
(MINA COOING)
This is terrible.
Adorable, but terrible.
(WHOOPING)
Oh, no. Did your wish
just backfire again?
I can outsmart you
with a perfect final wish.
I wish that Mina
was grown up.
Huh, nothing can go
wrong with that wish.
(LAUGHING)
Hello? Where am I?
A moment ago, I was sipping
future tea on my hoverboard.
Mina!
Bunnicula.
-Grammy Mina.
-Harold.
Aww.
Oh, no. Mina's old.
And I can't fix it
because I'm out of wishes.
Yeah,
but they still have wishes.
We get to wish, too?
Sure. The more,
the merrier. Hmm.
-Fun!
-No, not fun, Harold.
You have to be extremely
careful with how you
phrase your wish.
You have to weigh out
every possible, conceivable--
(BABBLING)
-What did he wish for?
-A lifetime supply of carrots.
Oh, no!
We're gonna be crushed
by carrots!
(BABBLES)
You didn't specify
whose lifetime.
That's a lifetime supply
for a fruit fly.
Huh?
Who are you?
Could it be?
Dad, is that really you?
Oh, it's been so long.
Dad? Wait a minute.
Oh, my. I understand
what's happening.
Hello, police.
There's a deranged
elderly woman in my house.
Now, Bunnicula,
for your second wish--
(BABBLES)
Oh, all the carrots in
the world. I like that one.
Take cover!
Oh, did you mean
from this world?
These carrots are from
the planet Belchazoid,
where they're treasured
for their rarity.
(BABBLING)
Ah, 1,000 carrots.
More specific. There you go.
Of gold!
Ooh, that must be
real sad for you.
Okay, that's three
wasted wishes.
Harold, you're up.
Quick, you have to wish
Mina back to normal.
I wish Mina
was back to normal.
Yes, an old and deranged
woman standing right
Mina? Where did that
old woman go?
-It worked.
-Did it, though?
(SIREN BLARING)
POLICEMAN: (ON MEGAPHONE)
This is the police.
We know there's a deranged
old woman in there.
I wish the police
would go away.
But not somewhere bad,
like inside a volcano
or something.
Inside a volcano
sounds like fun.
OH, well.
Well, would you look at that.
We're outside of a volcano.
Uh-oh.
Good work, Harold. No way
that wish backfired.
-No cops.
-Let's steal everything.
(ROBBERS LAUGHING)
Harold, this is our last wish.
You could just wish
for infinite wishes
and keep the fun going.
I wish for infinite wishes!
(BABBLES)
All the edible carrots
on planet Earth
coming right up.
Yeah.
(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMS HAPPILY)
Next wish?
I wish I made a goofy face
every time something
shocks me.
Really, Harold?
I don't even have to
mess with that wish.
-Cool.
-Next.
I've got it.
I wish for a lawyer
who specializes in genies.
Hello. How do you do?
Gail Boo, Ethereal Attorney.
Mystic and magical law
is my specialty.
Ha. Perfect wish.
This genie keeps turning
our wishes against us.
Ah, yes. All right,
you have the standard
untwistable, unhitchable wish.
-Perfect.
-MY rate starts
at $5,000 an hour.
Nice try, Genie.
I wish for $5,000.
-As you wish.
-Hey.
Uh, here you go.
Your genie just mugged me.
I'll see you in court.
(BABBLING)
You wish Chester had
a bowling ball for a head?
That's the spirit.
What? No. Why?
(GRUNTS)
I wish I had my own head.
Hi, I'm all yours.
(SCREAMS) I wish my head
was a cat head.
(SCREAMS)
-You did say "cat head."
-(LAUGHING)
Are you sure this is
the right place?
Look, if you don't trust me,
next time, you can drive.
Geez, dude. Chill.
Hey, uh, Earthlings
or whatever you are.
Yeah, we're from
the planet Belchazoid,
and our sacred carrots
went missing.
And we tracked them here.
Yeah, just hand them over,
or else we're gonna have to
incinerate your planet.
Ow. Okay, that's starting
to hurt now.
No, no. Your carrots are
in this giant pile of carrots.
Somewhere
Ah. It's gonna take forever
to find them in here.
I don't know. Uh, let's
just take 'em all.
-Hey, Frank.
-FRANK: (ANNOYED)What?
Ugh, I swear, dude, don't
even with me right now.
Just turn on the tractor beam
and, like, suck up all
these carrots.
FRANK:Fine, whatever.
(SCREAMS)
(BUNNICULA GASPING)
If I could just think of
that one perfect wish
that can undo all of this.
Ooh, I know.
I wish for a birthday cake.
Harold, this is no
time for cake.
It's always time for cake.
And who is Queen Sheila?
Who stole my cake?
I declare war.
War on all of you.
Aw, man.
Looks like Earth just
declared war on us.
-Hey, Frank.
-FRANK: (ANNOYED)What?
Hey, turn off
the tractor beam.
Turn on the The weapons.
FRANK:Seriously?
I just turned on the tra
You know what?
Fine. Whatever!
To war.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
There's about to be
an intergalactic war!
I have to think
of the perfect wish.
I have to think of
the perfect wish
to undo all of this.
I wish for everyone
to have world peace.
Harold, no. Wait, that
might actually work.
No. What happened to my cake?
Good wish, huh, Chester?
Yeah, I interpreted "peace"
as in "piece of cake."
Hey, I know it's a stretch,
but genie's gotta genie.
No! Stop eating my cake.
War, I say. War on all of you!
Hey, thanks for sharing
your cake, as you call it.
It's really delicious.
Yeah, real classy move.
To say thanks,
you can have our
super rare carrots.
Oh, my. Rare alien carrots?
This is the best
birthday gift ever.
To commemorate
such generosity,
I declare world peace.
We'll help out
with that world peace thing
if you keep giving
us more cake.
Together, we'll usher in
a new era of hope and love.
Ah, man. The wish for world
peace came true anyway?
It backfired in a positive way
and still came true the way
you wanted it to.
That truly was
the perfect wish.
Yup, just like I planned it.
I finally got it!
The perfect wish.
I wish Harold never found
this stupid magic lamp.
And that will undo
all the wishes.
I did it. The perfect wish
to set things right.
Oh, my. So, no world
peace then?
Hmm, that's more I like it.
I'll be going back
to my lamp for a while,
but totally worth it.
Wait, what did I do?
I don't think we're gonna
find another teapot
down here, guys.
I have some glue.
Let's just fix it.
Okay, Chester.
Who has awoken
the all-powerful genie?
Your wish is my command.
I'd like to go back
and see my father
just one more time.
-Huh?
-Daddy, is that you?
I can barely believe
what I'm seeing.
Could it be?
Hello, police. She's back.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLS)
(LAUGHS)
-CHESTER:Guys, cut it out.
-(BUNNICULA AND
HAROLD GRUNTING)
-You're gonna break
Something.
-(TEAPOT SHATTERS)
-Uh-oh.
-This is exactly
why I told you
not to play samurai
versus robots in the house.
This teapot was from
when Mina was little.
It was her favorite toy.
(BABY LAUGHING)
We can probably find
a replacement for it
in the cellar.
-Yeah.
-There's nothing down there
but weird, creepy,
terrifying junk.
Couldn't hurt to look.
Yes, it could,
and it usually does.
If I was a little teapot,
I would be
Short and stout ♪
But where would I be hiding?
Oh.
Ooh!
Found one, Chester.
Wow.
It's pretty filthy, but
Maybe with a little
elbow grease
Whoa, Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Who has awoken
the all-powerful genie?
(SCREAMS)
Relax, guy.
Being woken up to grant wishes
is like the highlight
of my century.
-Wishes?
-Wishes?
Yeah, wishes, and you have
three of them.
BOTH: Wow!
Wish that you were
a dog, Chester.
Can you imagine the
adventures we could have
if you were a dog?
And maybe then, I could
finally connect with you.
First things first.
I wish Mina's teapot
wasn't broken.
Just the teapot?
Wish anything else
wasn't broken?
No, not that I can think of.
Just the teapot.
So you wishjust Mina's
teapot wasn't broken?
Yes, I wish just Mina's
teapot wasn't broken.
As you wish. Hmm.
-It worked.
-Yeah.
But what about
everything else?
Well, you wishedjust
the teapot wasn't broken.
And now everything's broken,
and just the teapot isn't.
That's not what I meant
and you know it.
You messed with my wish
on purpose. Why?
'Cause it's hilarious.
You should totally see
your face right now.
-MINA:Oh, no!
-Mina.
What happened in here?
Everything's broken.
Okay, I can fix everything
with a wish.
But this time, I'm gonna
be more specific.
Sounds like you really
got this figured out.
I want everything
fixed like new.
Okay, compadre.
(GIGGLING)
You did say "like new."
-Aww.
-Ahh!
It's Mina but like
ten times cuter.
(GIGGLING)
(MINA COOING)
This is terrible.
Adorable, but terrible.
(WHOOPING)
Oh, no. Did your wish
just backfire again?
I can outsmart you
with a perfect final wish.
I wish that Mina
was grown up.
Huh, nothing can go
wrong with that wish.
(LAUGHING)
Hello? Where am I?
A moment ago, I was sipping
future tea on my hoverboard.
Mina!
Bunnicula.
-Grammy Mina.
-Harold.
Aww.
Oh, no. Mina's old.
And I can't fix it
because I'm out of wishes.
Yeah,
but they still have wishes.
We get to wish, too?
Sure. The more,
the merrier. Hmm.
-Fun!
-No, not fun, Harold.
You have to be extremely
careful with how you
phrase your wish.
You have to weigh out
every possible, conceivable--
(BABBLING)
-What did he wish for?
-A lifetime supply of carrots.
Oh, no!
We're gonna be crushed
by carrots!
(BABBLES)
You didn't specify
whose lifetime.
That's a lifetime supply
for a fruit fly.
Huh?
Who are you?
Could it be?
Dad, is that really you?
Oh, it's been so long.
Dad? Wait a minute.
Oh, my. I understand
what's happening.
Hello, police.
There's a deranged
elderly woman in my house.
Now, Bunnicula,
for your second wish--
(BABBLES)
Oh, all the carrots in
the world. I like that one.
Take cover!
Oh, did you mean
from this world?
These carrots are from
the planet Belchazoid,
where they're treasured
for their rarity.
(BABBLING)
Ah, 1,000 carrots.
More specific. There you go.
Of gold!
Ooh, that must be
real sad for you.
Okay, that's three
wasted wishes.
Harold, you're up.
Quick, you have to wish
Mina back to normal.
I wish Mina
was back to normal.
Yes, an old and deranged
woman standing right
Mina? Where did that
old woman go?
-It worked.
-Did it, though?
(SIREN BLARING)
POLICEMAN: (ON MEGAPHONE)
This is the police.
We know there's a deranged
old woman in there.
I wish the police
would go away.
But not somewhere bad,
like inside a volcano
or something.
Inside a volcano
sounds like fun.
OH, well.
Well, would you look at that.
We're outside of a volcano.
Uh-oh.
Good work, Harold. No way
that wish backfired.
-No cops.
-Let's steal everything.
(ROBBERS LAUGHING)
Harold, this is our last wish.
You could just wish
for infinite wishes
and keep the fun going.
I wish for infinite wishes!
(BABBLES)
All the edible carrots
on planet Earth
coming right up.
Yeah.
(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMS HAPPILY)
Next wish?
I wish I made a goofy face
every time something
shocks me.
Really, Harold?
I don't even have to
mess with that wish.
-Cool.
-Next.
I've got it.
I wish for a lawyer
who specializes in genies.
Hello. How do you do?
Gail Boo, Ethereal Attorney.
Mystic and magical law
is my specialty.
Ha. Perfect wish.
This genie keeps turning
our wishes against us.
Ah, yes. All right,
you have the standard
untwistable, unhitchable wish.
-Perfect.
-MY rate starts
at $5,000 an hour.
Nice try, Genie.
I wish for $5,000.
-As you wish.
-Hey.
Uh, here you go.
Your genie just mugged me.
I'll see you in court.
(BABBLING)
You wish Chester had
a bowling ball for a head?
That's the spirit.
What? No. Why?
(GRUNTS)
I wish I had my own head.
Hi, I'm all yours.
(SCREAMS) I wish my head
was a cat head.
(SCREAMS)
-You did say "cat head."
-(LAUGHING)
Are you sure this is
the right place?
Look, if you don't trust me,
next time, you can drive.
Geez, dude. Chill.
Hey, uh, Earthlings
or whatever you are.
Yeah, we're from
the planet Belchazoid,
and our sacred carrots
went missing.
And we tracked them here.
Yeah, just hand them over,
or else we're gonna have to
incinerate your planet.
Ow. Okay, that's starting
to hurt now.
No, no. Your carrots are
in this giant pile of carrots.
Somewhere
Ah. It's gonna take forever
to find them in here.
I don't know. Uh, let's
just take 'em all.
-Hey, Frank.
-FRANK: (ANNOYED)What?
Ugh, I swear, dude, don't
even with me right now.
Just turn on the tractor beam
and, like, suck up all
these carrots.
FRANK:Fine, whatever.
(SCREAMS)
(BUNNICULA GASPING)
If I could just think of
that one perfect wish
that can undo all of this.
Ooh, I know.
I wish for a birthday cake.
Harold, this is no
time for cake.
It's always time for cake.
And who is Queen Sheila?
Who stole my cake?
I declare war.
War on all of you.
Aw, man.
Looks like Earth just
declared war on us.
-Hey, Frank.
-FRANK: (ANNOYED)What?
Hey, turn off
the tractor beam.
Turn on the The weapons.
FRANK:Seriously?
I just turned on the tra
You know what?
Fine. Whatever!
To war.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
There's about to be
an intergalactic war!
I have to think
of the perfect wish.
I have to think of
the perfect wish
to undo all of this.
I wish for everyone
to have world peace.
Harold, no. Wait, that
might actually work.
No. What happened to my cake?
Good wish, huh, Chester?
Yeah, I interpreted "peace"
as in "piece of cake."
Hey, I know it's a stretch,
but genie's gotta genie.
No! Stop eating my cake.
War, I say. War on all of you!
Hey, thanks for sharing
your cake, as you call it.
It's really delicious.
Yeah, real classy move.
To say thanks,
you can have our
super rare carrots.
Oh, my. Rare alien carrots?
This is the best
birthday gift ever.
To commemorate
such generosity,
I declare world peace.
We'll help out
with that world peace thing
if you keep giving
us more cake.
Together, we'll usher in
a new era of hope and love.
Ah, man. The wish for world
peace came true anyway?
It backfired in a positive way
and still came true the way
you wanted it to.
That truly was
the perfect wish.
Yup, just like I planned it.
I finally got it!
The perfect wish.
I wish Harold never found
this stupid magic lamp.
And that will undo
all the wishes.
I did it. The perfect wish
to set things right.
Oh, my. So, no world
peace then?
Hmm, that's more I like it.
I'll be going back
to my lamp for a while,
but totally worth it.
Wait, what did I do?
I don't think we're gonna
find another teapot
down here, guys.
I have some glue.
Let's just fix it.
Okay, Chester.
Who has awoken
the all-powerful genie?
Your wish is my command.
I'd like to go back
and see my father
just one more time.
-Huh?
-Daddy, is that you?
I can barely believe
what I'm seeing.
Could it be?
Hello, police. She's back.
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)